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[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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Who would honestly do anything different than him? He makes money, attention and connections if he wants to go a different direction in the future.

Also, Justin Timberlake turned out to be pretty fucking cool

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 43 points44 points ago

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OMG there's a young kid who is famous, more popular than me, richer than me, overall more successful then, and bitches love him??? Quick let's assemble the internet to hate him!!!

Together we stand, divided: forever alone.

[–]zachyp00 7 points8 points ago

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But if he lives I will surely die of beiber fever!

[–]dacookeymonsta 1 point2 points ago

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You see, I didn't hate the Jonas brothers this much, just their music. But this douchebag not only makes terrible music but also thinks he'll make the next fucking white album.

[–]dysethethird 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to quote one of my friends who replied to a comment such as this. (Mind you, it was from some fan girl)

"jealous?? JEALOUS? HAHAHAHAHAHA! What is there to be jealous of? If I was jealous because he got all the girls and was "talented", I'd hate lots of people, fitness models, kiss, and every other actual musician.

We don't like Justin Bieber because he's a creation, he's been engineered to be popular, he's so boring. He represents everything that is good and pure and appeals to the weak emotions and minds of young girls. They want to feel shallow superficial emotions and they make Justin whoever they want him to be.

He has no talent, his lyrics don't inspire thought, he doesn't make his own beats, he doesn't play an instrument, I'm incredibly dubious he knows music theory. Justin bieber doesn't make people think, his music is shitting upon all other actual musicians. People hate him because he represents the American culture adults and the media want him to represent; we hate him because he shows how idiotic and pathetic American citizens can be, and how they choose music based on shallow feelings of attraction and "love", whilst actual musicians fight against the norm and follow what they believe in. Justin is just a pathetic puppet, that undermines the efforts of musicians, thought, and politics."

This was a while ago. I'm sure JB knows some instruments by now.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 1 point2 points ago

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Nigga gets money, cant blame him.

[–]OKImHere 0 points1 point ago

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What, vocals don't count for anything anymore? The kid can sing.

[–]Lisu 0 points1 point ago

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Isnt hating on a young boy that sings, just because Americans are stupid, even more stupid?

I am not a fan of his, but the only song I like from him is the song he wrote himself. He also plays about 7 instruments well, and 3 very good. The kid has talent.

And love? Would you call Adele not a proper musician because she sings about love?

[–]infinite8 0 points1 point ago

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They booed him at MSG during a knicks game when the jumbotron showed his face while playing one of his songs.

[–]mruptown 4 points5 points ago

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exactly. people forget that both The Beatles' and Michael Jackson's early career music were pretty fucking teeny-boppery and sugary. Didn't stop them from innovating later on.

[–]Zalitara 0 points1 point ago

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No he didn't stop lying to yourself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dick in a box. QED

[–]sanjeevmishra94 7 points8 points ago

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God, Bieber humor is the bottom rung of comedy nowadays.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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Just like Twilight, although I don't enjoy either. I just don't respect either of them because they lack a certain level of talent. I say this from an artistic standpoint, not a hateful one.

[–]sanjeevmishra94 2 points3 points ago

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Very insightful comment on humor, Rubber Shit Monster :)

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[–]cms520 3 points4 points ago

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I too am okay with Bieber being alive. If he was suddenly found dead, then his songs would be played non-stop on the radio as some sort of tribute/remembrance

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but like Whitney Houston and all the other musicians before her we'd at least stop hearing about him after a few weeks, his talent is not near strong enough to live on like that of Cash or Presley. He'd fade with time just like Winehouse.

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[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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Just so you know I wasn't talking about her career, just her mentions in the news and such.

[–]Randomacts 0 points1 point ago

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I have a feeling that his songs would not last as long as we fear, few weeks at worse.

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[–]Lisu 1 point2 points ago

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Then why don't you try to not be a dick? It's really nice here on the other side. We have cake.

[–]megacrabmaster 0 points1 point ago

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I used to feel mild animosity toward beiber like you, not much, I basically didn't care either way. Then I found out he has a tattoo of my favorite book, it made me suddenly really like him (besides the music and everything he stands for).

[–]GIVEMEYOURDOWNVOTES 0 points1 point ago

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Who wouldn't want someone like justin bieber who goes around doing stuff like This dead? He's so evil.

[–]Lisu 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to ask why the hell you got so many downvotes for this wonderful comment... Then I realized.

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[–]MetaRiddler 5 points6 points ago

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There is so much closeted jealously in your post.

[–]mrpopenfresh 42 points43 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Just don't listen to him, he isn't marketed to your demographic anyways.

[–]Judge_Syd 194 points195 points ago

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HAR HAR JUSTIN BEIBER.

Reddit alone makes up for half his publicity.

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[–]Foenetik 28 points29 points ago

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you forgot nickelback...

[–]wtfuuuuuuu 20 points21 points ago

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and forgot about twilight

[–]Lecard 9 points10 points ago

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and you forgot Poland.

[–]samw3d 37 points38 points ago

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you forgot about Dre.

[–]thesoppywanker 5 points6 points ago

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study a tape of NWA

[–]jerema -1 points0 points ago

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If I post this segment as a separate post, one of those "Look how awesome reddit is". that would count as that funny kids promotion again, right?

[–]Hyperian -1 points0 points ago

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All German made GPS points to Poland

[–]allineedis42 -2 points-1 points ago

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Poland's still together? I figured they'd of split up by now.

[–]Nickelback_sucks 0 points1 point ago

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I never forget about Nickelback... they suck

[–]RecklessMind -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd just assumed they'd given up. Are they really still around?

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, they got a new album "Nuh uhn, Reddit, you suck" with the single "Downvote Dis vol2012 (dubstep remix ft Snoop Dogg)" coming out next month.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 3 points4 points ago*

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I think we should hold Justin Bieber (a talented young man who makes pop music for a very large niche) in a much higher light than the Kardashians and Jersey Shores (who are talentless goons)...

[–]krowface 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to be honest here, I REALLY hate his music, but after seeing the documentary about him, I really don't get all the "hate" for him.

[–]Infidel6 2 points3 points ago

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For every single one of these Bieber/Nickelback/Twilight posts, this is the only comment in the entire thread posted 200 times. These comments don't seem to be helping, just downvote it and move on.

[–]flounder19 -1 points0 points ago

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Feel free to redirect them to /r/biebersucks. I Made it to be the justin bieber version of /r/betterthantwilight

[–]queefing 70 points71 points ago

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Take your circlejerk somewhere else.

[–]acg706 37 points38 points ago

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Not a fan of his, but I'd argue he's a better person than you are.

[–]krowface 4 points5 points ago

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/golfclap

[–]LilDrumrGrl 19 points20 points ago

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Justin Bieber is a 17 year old kid who sings. Celebratory jokes about him dying, and jokes about being disappointed that he's not dead are kind of gross. Yea, yea, get a sense of humor, but it's just not that funny.

[–]_pumpkinpies 3 points4 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]johnkong 11 points12 points ago

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You people who hate Justin Bieber are such cliches.

[–]Redhavok 1 point2 points ago

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yeah he's nowhere near as bad as Nickelback! am I right?... I'll show myself out...

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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you people who complain about people who hate JB are getting there.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 0 points1 point ago

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Not really...one is circlejerking hate due to jealousy or because it's "popular"; the other is defending a talented young man.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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why do you care about what others think of someone that isn't even remotely related to you?

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK -1 points0 points ago

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Because there are plenty of people more deserving of that hate.

[–]AriBBCP -1 points0 points ago

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it's not hard to dish out hate

[–]lightow 8 points9 points ago

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Now just hold the phone 'ere for a cotton pickin' second! ಠ_ಠ

I'll agree with anyone who does not like his albums but he's more of a man than some even care to admit. Case in point: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-57377851-10391698/justin-bieber-meets-with-young-girl-battling-cancer/

(CBS) A young girl battling brain cancer scored a coveted Valentine's Day date on Monday - with singer Justin Bieber.

The pop star flew Avalanna Routh and her family from Massachusetts to New York so that he could meet the 6-year-old.

Bieber learned of Routh's story after her mother started a "Get Avalanna to Meet Justin Bieber" campaign on Facebook, according to CBS affiliate WBZ-Boston. Routh is a huge fan of the pop star, and earned the moniker "Mrs. Bieber" after "marrying" him in a pretend ceremony last year.

Routh and Bieber played board games and ate cupcakes and candy during their visit. She even got to run her fingers through his famous locks, according to the report.

"That was one of the best things I have ever done," he tweeted. "She was AWESOME. Feeling really inspired right now."

Routh has been battling AT/RT since she was nine months old, WBZ-Boston reports. There is no known cure for the disease.

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[–]brandon7s 2 points3 points ago

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And this devalues Bieber's actions.. how?

[–]barbwyre 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly don't understand all the hate this poor boy gets. He's just making music and doing his thing.... Why can't he be left to just be?

[–]seriouslyawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't he be left to just beiber?

FTFY. now how do I get out of here? Oh, there it is...

[–]TheBSReport 2 points3 points ago

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Are we not done with this yet?

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

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remember when it was cool and funny to hate a child that has absolutely no effect on your life?

[–]areallycoolguynamed_ 6 points7 points ago

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That's it I'm done. 95% of everyone on this website are cunts that post the most moronic bullshit with over-dramatic titles. You ride moral high horses and whine and complain about how you're forever alone in the form of 'rage comics' instead of doing something about it. Enjoy being beta little shits that get walked on by everyone in real life, and thanks for ruining this website for me.

[–]010222545545 4 points5 points ago

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beiberfanindenial.jpg

[–]greenroom1 9 points10 points ago

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What's with all the Justin Beieber stuff? He's got shitloads of money has probably rooted heaps of hot chicks. I reckon people are just jelous.

[–]no_fun_intended -1 points0 points ago

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agree with where you're coming from, however, lost it at "reckon people are just jelous"

[–]greenroom1 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah i should probably rephrase it "i'm jealous".

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 0 points1 point ago

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Thought you were going another way with that...

[–]Ill_Be_Here_All_Week 1 point2 points ago

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He came up through fucking youtube based on having a really good voice at the age of 12 or something. Seems like a fucking bitch, but so do most teenagers. I don't understand why anyone cares about his existence one way or the other, unless they are a girl between the ages of 8-16.

[–]maninthemass 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]mruptown 1 point2 points ago

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If Reddit existed in 1964 they'd be making this same snide comment about The Beatles. Music for pre-teens exists. Get over it.

[–]kloober 1 point2 points ago

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THE SHITTY GRAMMAR MAKES IT EVEN MOAR FUNNY

amirite?

By the way, if you upvoted this, fuck you.

[–]bleunt 1 point2 points ago

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Is there anyone above the age of 25 that actually hates Bieber?

[–]Manocean 9 points10 points ago

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I don't mind Justin Beiber, and I'm glad he is still alive... but... FUCK the Kardashians.

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[–]AnalFTW 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. Let's.

[–]mista0sparkle 4 points5 points ago

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God... my girlfriend watches their show regularly and I hate them for who they are... but the last episode she watched (I think it was the season finale?) where the main Kardashian girl wants to get a divorce from that basketball dude made me so fucking sick. It's like first world problems on crack.

[–]Questions-Answered 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't complaining about the Kardashians a first world problem in itself?

[–]mista0sparkle 0 points1 point ago

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Sure, I've got first world problems. Plenty of them. I worry about fiscal security and want to be a provider. I don't worry about getting killed or not eating due to lack of food every day. But the girl on that show... was just what I would consider the most removed evil mind I've ever seen.

You want to know the basis of her divorce? A dilemma over whether or not to have 5 boxes of stuff moved into her house by her new husband. She was frustrated because she wasn't sure if she had enough room in her mansion for his pick-up-truck load of stuff, and she didn't want to say no because she didn't want to be made out to be a bad person.

Sorry, I've already spent too much energy thinking about this grossly retarded woman.

[–]MisterSeaCucumber 1 point2 points ago

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[–]phreeck 2 points3 points ago

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I really don't get why people hate Justin Bieber. He makes music for young girls and not older men, get over it. I bet the same people who are all pitchforks and torches against Biebs are the same ones who still have their NSync CDs from their younger days.

[–]flaccidpedestrian 2 points3 points ago

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you know, he's actually not that bad. He's just young and being controlled by corporate greed. give him a break. He's actually a talented musician. check this out.

[–]Snowphia 4 points5 points ago

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you're upset a successful 17 year old boy is alive? He sings about love, and you just you spew your hatred, suddenly Bieber seems to be the more mature one.

[–]The_designer_pro 3 points4 points ago

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I guess we can say that Bieber

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

didnt catch his fever...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]coralis834 2 points3 points ago

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Hey,....shut up

[–]The_designer_pro 2 points3 points ago

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how was your valentines day? i hope you enjoyed it.

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[–]coralis834 3 points4 points ago

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That's offensive man, I really am a vagina, I don't like being judged for the way I was born

[–]The_designer_pro -2 points-1 points ago

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well.. sorry about that... would a fat joke be acceptable instead?

[–]aretr33s 2 points3 points ago

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Yer mans a fupa. Just stop while you're not far behind...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Neither of you are as funny as you think you are.

[–]coralis834 0 points1 point ago

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My great grandma thinks I'm funny

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[–]phore 1 point2 points ago

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Twilight.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 0 points1 point ago

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Lately, Reddit has, for the most part, been defending Bieber (rightly so, I think).

[–]mach-2 0 points1 point ago

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woody harrelson

[–]gentlebot 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if David Cassidy ever got this much shit slung at him for no good reason.

[–]avengepluto 1 point2 points ago

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David Cassidy nude (SFW) on the cover of Rolling Stone, 1972.

Like the Monkees, Cassidy, Bieber, the Jonas Brothers and every other manufactured pop act of the past 50 years, there is very little respect from critics no matter how much love from fans. Because, really, what the fuck do 13 year olds know about good music? For those of us who are not 13 years old, just change the channel or hit mute until the commercial ends.

[–]defaultman707 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, David Cassidy is my name what a coincidence.

[–]Psyker101 1 point2 points ago

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Bloody hell, man. I don't like Justin Beiber either, but I don't want the kid dead. Fuck.

[–]Teekoo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to start reporting every Justin Bieber circlejerk posts from now on. This is just spam.

[–]kolossal 0 points1 point ago

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Just like Twilight, everyone hates Justin Bieber because of his annoying fans.

[–]TacticalSandwich 0 points1 point ago

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I heard the noooooooooo in Stephen Colbert's voice.. Not sure why but it seems fitting to me

EDIT: TYPO

[–]skullkid777 0 points1 point ago

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"Who's Justice Beaver?"

[–]citizen2X2 0 points1 point ago

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perhaps if "The Beebs" turns into a force for net neutrality and understanding...

[–]TheTragicReturn 0 points1 point ago

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I can take only so many spellings errors. It's spelled BIEBER.

[–]LTBX 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MasterStevans 0 points1 point ago

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This post tells the truth....it is a .jpg

[–]mwanafalsafa 0 points1 point ago

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It's easy and trendy to hate the Beib!

Bottom line is he is an incredibly hard worker and is great to is fans.

Good for him!

[–]visciousdelicious 0 points1 point ago

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[–]neoblade1624 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Albort 0 points1 point ago

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My hitman is SOOOOOO fired.

he aint getting a dime! :P

[–]Gordondel 0 points1 point ago*

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I posted this 3 hours before you here...

0 upvotes, why reddit?

edit: and for all the haters, get over it, it's just a joke...

[–]joeisreason 0 points1 point ago

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After reading the title of the post, I feel that this is relevant

[–]netsuo 0 points1 point ago

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Seeing how it was with Michael Jackson, and how it is now with W.Houston... we better keep Bieber alive if we don't want to hear continuous news about him for months.

[–]Theragon 0 points1 point ago

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At least, I think, he doesn't beat up women. The only thing this guy is guilty of is making music and have appearance that really seems to make some people cringe. Sure no reason for him to die, and sure no reason to wish for him to die. To finish of, like many other people have said, since I get the feeling that many Redditors got alienated and/or picked on in school and there for don't like bullying, well the bashing is a bit strange.

[–]angrybob4213 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a Bieber hater (not a fan either, but I certainly don't hate him), but I thought this was hilarious!

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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Stop upvoting this shit, you goddamn asswads.

[–]NexusProf13 0 points1 point ago

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He tried to remake a Pantera song... He calls himself the "Kurt Cobain of this era". If that were all true he'd shoot himself full of heroin and kill himself.

[–]roberto32 0 points1 point ago

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the onion

[–]TequillaFace 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aidantheman18 0 points1 point ago

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oh god why (sobbing)

...i have nothing left to live for after seing this post... ... shoots self

[–]kanyeezy24 0 points1 point ago

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Hurrr Durrr Justin Beiber sucks amirite guys?

*he's a rich, successful, talented (yes talented, he was initially discovered by his acoustic youtube videos by usher/JT), Canadian, confident young adult who is currently dating Selena Gomez and doesn't set a bad example like other young hollywood stars. I don't listen to his music, but everytime i see a post like this i cringe.

[–]Jprosco -1 points0 points ago

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Yo just stop, this kid is very rich from his "lack" of talent, something I really respect considering he's only 17, I mean I know it's a joke but come on he's just a kid.

[–]Dokbokki 0 points1 point ago

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[–]StealthGhost 0 points1 point ago

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Time since hearing something about Justin Beiber on Reddit: 5 minutes

Time since hearing something about Justin Beiber anywhere else: Many months

[–]defaultman707 0 points1 point ago

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Whitney Houston and now this? Why must it be such a cruel world.

[–]Not_Exactly_1 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.txt

[–]rokerot 0 points1 point ago

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zip it already!

[–]inmate2 0 points1 point ago

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Good lord. You have to be kidding me.

I demand an audience with the people that upvote this.

[–]failcheck 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RedShirtedAss -1 points0 points ago

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You guys have a fucking problem.

[–]Pteryx -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHA WOW LOOK AT THIS POST GUYS THIS IS GREAT I MEAN REALLY LOOK AT IT IT'S SO FUNNY TO HATE A GUY WHO MAKES MUSIC FOR PRETEEN GIRLS HAHAHA WOW!!!!!

[–]Wargall -1 points0 points ago

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Came here for the anti-anti-justin bieber circlejerk

Was not disappointed

[–]optimism -1 points0 points ago

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Not a good day to post this dude. Reddit likes Justin Bieber today. Don't worry though, repost this in a few days when reddit goes back to their irrational hatred for him.

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He's a shitty musician. So am I. So are a lot of people. He got lucky and people gave him money and it makes a bunch of children happy. Explain to me exactly why I should want this kid to die? The only thing he's ever brought me is laughter after someone played his music for me and then told me he wasn't a girl.

[–]PlasmaPistol 1 point2 points ago

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He's actually a decent drummer and guitar player for his age. His voice isn't bad on his new album either. Of course an underdeveloped boy is going to have a high pitched voice. That's a no-brainer. But as he's aged, he's improved greatly.

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[–]phormality 1 point2 points ago

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How the fuck does JFK fit into that lineup?

[–]nuckingfutsnugget -1 points0 points ago

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I can't remember anybody popular who died at the age of 38.

[–]Thatsrigtimafunnyguy -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]mucusalarmclock -1 points0 points ago

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every fucking time...

[–]Nettles75 -1 points0 points ago

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Who?

[–]pliskin414 -1 points0 points ago*

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[–]Hoffspeaks -1 points0 points ago

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Correction: That's Rachel Maddow

[–]Ihaveretardedfriends -1 points0 points ago

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Fag

[–]PurpleSfinx -1 points0 points ago

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I hate the Justin Bieber/Twilight hate more than anyone, but I upvoted this because it's actually clever and funny for once.

[–]maxxspeed -1 points0 points ago

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I fucking knew it. There is usually only one outcome from a lifestyle like that.

[–]never_belive_me -1 points0 points ago

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[–]gtfelix -1 points0 points ago

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CAN'T BREATHE!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!! thank you I needed that.

[–]diddlyswagg -2 points-1 points ago

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It was funny a fucking year ago on the youtube comments. Now the jokes are just annoying as hell and still for some reason EVERYWHERE

[–]AgitpropAndApologia -2 points-1 points ago

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Are we actually going to do this every time a musician dies?

[–]ab103630 -2 points-1 points ago

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In case of Justin Beiber still living, press button http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

[–]rangerkozak -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Confucius_says -2 points-1 points ago

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found alive in his apartment? isnt he like 15?

[–]OnWisCarlos -3 points-2 points ago

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icantwait.txt

[–]TbagtheDbag -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck then what celebrity did I send that poison to... OH SHIT!

[–]brutalsun -3 points-2 points ago

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Justin Beiber is the Universe's way of saying "God" doesn't exist... that and Rick Santorum... oh and Pat Robertson- seriously fuck Pat, I hate sharing the same last name with that asshole.

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ur jus a hatur fag