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[–]CylonBunny 102 points103 points ago

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Every week I think - "Maybe this will be the time she falls for it." She never does.

[–]mattman40 42 points43 points ago

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Every week I think - "Maybe this will be the time its not fucking posted." It always is.

[–]OCedHrt 23 points24 points ago

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First time I've seen it.

[–]skrangle 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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NO.

title comnts points age /r/
Worth A Shot. 0coms -1pt 12dys WTF
Worth a shot 0coms 11pts 12dys funny
Awesome mascot 96coms 554pts 28dys funny
Awesome maskot 1com 11pts 28dys funny
Almost had it! 1com -1pt 1mo funny
I think it's official. The Phillies have the awesomest mascot. 12coms 67pts 2mos funny
I keep watching hoping she'll do it. 3coms 15pts 3mos gifs
Almost! 5coms 13pts 3mos gifs
You cant say he didnt try 16coms 85pts 4mos funny
Can't blame a guy for trying. 10coms 18pts 4mos funny
So close... 11coms 63pts 4mos pics
I could watch this all day 9coms 24pts 5mos gifs
So close and yet so far... 5coms 23pts 5mos gifs
Almost had it. 5coms 14pts 5mos gifs
Nice try! 28coms 167pts 5mos funny
Worth a shot 10coms 40pts 5mos funny
He gave it his best shot 131coms 754pts 5mos reddit.com
It was worth a shot! 12coms 41pts 6mos reddit.com
Almost had it! 95coms 262pts 6mos funny
Mascot fail. 11coms 47pts 7mos funny
SO CLOSE!! 20coms 270pts 2mos funny
Almost.....Nice try though 4coms 10pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ooo_shiny 0 points1 point ago

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So penile pumping, eh? I guess it would be something to do while redditing all day long.

[–]highscore1991 -1 points0 points ago

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First time I have seen it, so its new to me.

[–]binnimar -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I could give you more upvotes

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[–]vashed 1 point2 points ago

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It actually didn't take him long at all. Note the source http://karmadecay.com/

[–]CrackedPepper86 -2 points-1 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY LET'S COMPLAIN ABOUT REPOSTS, IT'S NOT ANNOYING AT ALL.

[–]ringl-bells 19 points20 points ago

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Has it really already been 72 hours since this was last posted?

[–]GAY-O-METER[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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Found it on a random car forum. How would you even search for this to prevent repost?

[–]suxer 26 points27 points ago

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[–]GAY-O-METER[S] 19 points20 points ago

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Woah. That's awesome. Thanks!

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[–]1stOnRt1 0 points1 point ago

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Scrubs makes me think of Donald Faison and Zach Braff

[–]ringl-bells 7 points8 points ago

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Meh. I really don't care that much about reposts, but if you browse /r/all and sort by top posts of the last hour this is one of those things you'll probably see about once a week.

[–]tawayokay 0 points1 point ago

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Downvote this man for not knowing what we know.

[–]ocmurer 12 points13 points ago

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This gets reposted ALL THE TIME, but the best mascot in sports always earns an upvote from me.

[–]IWontRespondToYou 5 points6 points ago

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I'm on here every single day, and I've never seen this before.

[–]_Battletoads 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously not, because I've seen it more than once and I haven't been here as long.

[–]IWontRespondToYou -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen tons of reposts that I've seen before, and tons of things people say are reposts that I've never seen, and I've been here everyday for well over a year.

Point being, if reposts are upvoted to the top, then people must not have seen it before, and everyone should stop bitching.

[–]Goldoche 0 points1 point ago

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Youppi would like to have a word with you..

[–]metalcupcakes -4 points-3 points ago

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The only good thing in the Philly sport fan world.

[–]arie222 2 points3 points ago

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Except a team in every major sport that has a legitimate chance at winning a championship this year. But other than that, you're right.

[–]highscore1991 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, Flyers are strong, Phili's are easily one of the top teams in the league, Eagles should be playoff material now that the defense should be sorted out, 76...okay 3/4 is not bad

[–]arie222 1 point2 points ago

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The 76ers have the 4th best record in the NBA. Now I don't think they have a chance at winning a title, but they could make a deep run into the playoffs.

[–]highscore1991 0 points1 point ago

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IMO, I don't expect the 76ers to continue to play at the rate they are. Granted I don't follow basketball all that close, they seem to be playing well beyond what they were expected to, and I imagine we will see them come back down to earth before the season ends. But you're right, they are playing good ball right now.

[–]ohfishsticks 0 points1 point ago

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Four days until pitchers and catchers report! Maybe we can have good things this year? Oh wait, you are probably a philly-hater and not a disgruntled fan. Darn.

[–]msnnej 13 points14 points ago

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people really have to calm the fuck down about reposts. you're a redditor. you're going to see things more than once. get over it. i'm up-voting you, friend.

[–]SolKool 0 points1 point ago

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Also, reddit means "to repeat" in Latin.

[–]ItsAllrightImRussian 0 points1 point ago

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If all you see is reposts, then perhaps it's time to re-evaluate the amount of time you spend on reddit.

[–]msnnej 7 points8 points ago

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i don't just see reposts. but when i do, i do not care.

[–]MisderMouse 1 point2 points ago

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Old but still good.

[–]ApocalypseTroop 4 points5 points ago

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You have no shame.

[–]Jatoau 0 points1 point ago

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Every week, I swear to christ.

[–]perfectmachine 0 points1 point ago

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"Please help me! I'm an undersea king. I must prevent my daughter's marriage to the Squid Lord!

[–]Danny_Joe -2 points-1 points ago

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God damnit I'm sick of seeing this. Can we find some way to keep this fucking thing from being posted? Who the fuck is giving this thing upvotes anyways?

[–]TheJonzeRocket 0 points1 point ago

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definitely worth a try..

[–]xxl3ww 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, I'm a gif that drops by time to time and gets to the frontpage.

[–]Pizzadoos 0 points1 point ago

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Fw:Fw:Fw:FW:fw:Fw: SO FUNNY

[–]16dots -4 points-3 points ago

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Someone should count how many times this gif has been posted.........

[–]Nummy_Naan 0 points1 point ago

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We should create a drinking game in which we take a shot every time this is posted...we'd get schnockered.

[–]macguffing -2 points-1 points ago

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Stay classy Phillie

[–]Mbfrog -1 points0 points ago

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I've seen this before, like 2000 times before, repost = sadface :(

[–]OverAllGENIUS -3 points-2 points ago

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And this is how it feels talking to a girl on Chat Roulette.

[–]Doublethink_2100 -2 points-1 points ago

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No matter how many times I watched it, she always stopped just in time.

[–]iDriix -2 points-1 points ago

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haha