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[–]slickmcghee 22 points23 points ago

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With a title like that, I was expecting the chocolate box to explode in her face.

[–]TedNugentGoesAOL 6 points7 points ago

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exactly.. i saw no weapon

[–]loughnessmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Even like a leprechaun jumping out with a bomb strapped to his chest would have done it

[–]junglepoon 3 points4 points ago

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I was half hoping he would get hit by a bus.

[–]RHPM 4 points5 points ago

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Dat ass

[–]IHatloWomen 2 points3 points ago

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It says "I love you, happy valentines day" as well as "I'm breaking up with you". Explain?

[–]Conquestador 4 points5 points ago

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he wrote on a store card.

[–]Poisonsmile 1 point2 points ago

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But I already saw this, 3 pages ago.

[–]wantfunny 4 points5 points ago

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those aren't muskets are fantastic! Check out the whole sketch!

[–]RichardBurr -1 points0 points ago

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Swaim married my aunt Laura!

He's definitely a cool dude.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

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Well at least she still got something

[–]TheSpartin 0 points1 point ago

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now she goes and fucks his best friend

[–]acemasterke406 0 points1 point ago

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Nice ass

[–]Whines_About_Reposts 0 points1 point ago

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This was sooooo funny, last year...