What it feels like to be single on V-Day for the first time in 3 years

turtal46 · 6 months

I buy my wife a $12 cookie cake.

She buys me a $10 heart shaped pizza.

We eat both together, and watch Merlin on Netflix. Why do you need to spend money on someone to tell them you love them?

I think a lot of you have the wrong idea of what a relationship is...

imgur-mirror-bot · 6 months

shadoworc01 · 6 months

Americans spend 1.8 billion dollars on Valentines Day related commerce every year.

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DeepRoast · 6 months

Can understand. I've already spent $120 on my girl and haven't even seen her yet. She did text and say she loved the flowers and gifts I had delivered to her at work.

icantlovemyself · 6 months

okay, so im gonna get mad hate for this, but what is that screen cap from, name-wise. i miss it from my child hood like 16 years ago... i don't know, help me out?

sittty · 6 months

DISREGARD FEMALES, ACQUIRE CURRENCY

noise_shaper · 6 months

Psssh whiskey is cheap and that's my date tonight.

wahnekewaning · 6 months

i was in the same boat last year, best feeling ever waking up on the morning of valentine's day thinking "wow. i have ZERO sappy, hallmark-style obligations to fill this time around."

oziak · 6 months

<3 is all I'm gonna say about that. Same exact situation. People complain about being single on Valentine's day. PFFFFFFFFFFF BEST TIME EVER.

Archiv3 · 6 months

At first glance I thought Scrooge was shitting out that tree looking pile of money.

Nerbil2 · 6 months

First time being single on Valentines in 2 years.

Her new boyfriend has spent an absolute tonne on her (Money he doesn't have) while I swan it up with a few drinks and friends, I think I win.

amolad · 6 months

I'd call it "The Romney Family Christmas" or "What the Tea Party really wants."

Kohbl · 6 months

psh try single for every year... wait, i still think i loose. </3

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RedHeadRob · 6 months

I'm gonna have that show's theme song stuck in my head all day now dammit.

Brianne123 · 6 months

First time in 6 years for me and I feel the same!!

snowwarrior · 6 months

statistically the richest fictional character on earth.

only_ceremony · 6 months

This made my day. My first single Valentine's Day in six years and this is exactly my situation.

Ishnoe · 6 months

This is the first Valentines day in 21 years that I am happy to be single; but I'm sure there are a few years in there that I didn't care that it was any day but Christmas.

endearingnoises · 6 months

Do you bleach your feathers regularly to keep that fresh look?

dtsupra30 · 6 months

I'm right there with you, but 5 years here, sadly I'm no more richer than I was during. But I'm in LA pursuing my dreams. So upvote for you!

cltaylo6 · 6 months

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Gizank · 6 months

Three years and counting. It's great to know that no one is going to nag me if I don't fulfill their unspoken dreams of what today should be. Hell, that describes every day!

Mihanni · 6 months

I'm still broke, but at least it's not because of V-day gifts. ;)

boxxa · 6 months

Warning to new members: do not dive into a pile of money. It's hard.

Explicit_Content · 6 months

My boyfriend is making me dinner and I'm making him dessert. Doesn't cost more than what we already have in our pantry.

Though, the condoms are about a dollar each, so we spent 3 dollars. So far.

GrotesDZs · 6 months

What it feels like to be single on Valentines day for the 22nd consecutive year in my 22 years of living on this planet.

GeoSzef · 6 months

I wholeheartedly concur. 1st V(ictory)-Day alone. Considering ALL the money spent on dinning-out, and any other shit she wanted that was an impulse buy, or not relevant to survival throughout the entire year. On Feb 14th I better buy MORE shit for her to prove my love, otherwise I'm a Dick? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!

Welp, Tonight I will consume Meat, Merlot & Marijuana by myself Happy V-Day, Me! (Looking in the mirror) "You're so cool, I love me" Then later, a hand-job. Just the way I like it.

CaraTat2 · 6 months

Haha isn't it the truth, I'm single for the first time in 4 years. It feels so good! I broke up with him 3 days ago, and I had practically no money, no I have a pretty big wad of cash in my pocket, and its MINE ALL MINE!!!

marrockon · 6 months

my friend, you are one lucky son of bitch...

zamattiac · 6 months

i know i hate when i'm single on ww2 victory day...

panaflax · 6 months

I am so excited to go to a bar, alone tonight, and buy myself a couple rounds

alibee123 · 6 months

Came here expecting a picture of Scrooge McDuck diving into a money pile - was not disappointed.

khast · 6 months

I wouldn't know, I've been single for as long as I can remember.

methcamp · 6 months

Thats how i feel every year, im not single just smart.

Mattdz3 · 6 months

I agree. This is the first one alone for me after a 4 year relationship, and I'm so happy to not be spending 200 dollars on food tonight.

boundfourglory · 6 months

this isnt just lol, it actually made me giggle, chuckle even. Well done.

Kush_on_thebrain · 6 months

I feel like that every year.....

hamsaurus · 6 months

I was out with a friend today who is having his first Valentines with his girlfriend. He bought a nice suit, some gifts and is taking her out to one of the most expensive restaurants in the city for dinner. He told me that his evening is going to cost roughly $400. I kept on asking him why he was spending so much money, and he seemed to be under the impression that it's important to go all out for your first <insert holiday> together in a relationship. When did this become a requirement? I'm pretty sure that if I found out that my boyfriend spent that much money on me for one day of entertainment, I'd be questioning whether or not he is financially responsible enough for me to commit to long term. Seriously. What a waste of money.

MutantSharkPirate · 6 months

also alone

HarryMonk · 6 months

Heh I was cheap this year. The flower place online seemed determined to fuck me so i picked up a nice bunch locally before I went round her place.

Only other expenses was a card and all of the materials required to make an SNL style box, which I then placed my penis in.

Surprisingly not single

kodijack · 6 months

I know that it is made up, and contrived, but the whole day is fun. Do I need a specific day to tell her that I love her, to show her, to make a big deal? No, I don't. We do stuff throughout the year. But its fun to plan, to make a big deal, to show everyone around her on that day that she is a big deal to me. So its commercial, so is Christmas, New Year's, even Easter. I think its fun.

festafiesta · 6 months

First single valentine's day in 6 years. I spent more money on alcohol today then I typically did to celebrate with my gf. shit

seano666 · 6 months

I've always loved the money bin. You just swim around and defend against the occasional Beagle Boys invasion.

TOO_MUCH_SKOOMA · 6 months

IMO you don't have to spend like crazy on one day to prove your affection. At least that's not my thing, like bitch love me every day without breaking your bank. Seriously.

agent37 · 6 months

I would also add the "look at all the fucks i give" gif to the pool.

Redcard911 · 6 months

Wait another three years while being single. I think other emotions might come to mind.

fromthebark · 6 months

Now imagine the same thing, except it's a mountain of pussy.

DorkKnight27 · 6 months

Try the first time in 9 years... woooohoooo

... I'm so lonely...

Skitrx · 6 months

Relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMyk7MXsseg

catman2021 · 6 months

true story. In a very similar situation. Except, I am currently studying abroad in the UK (thus I have a substantially smaller pile of money unfortunately, but still more than I would have had otherwise)...

PhotoshopMogul · 6 months

He's actually really sad and is trying to cover it up

JustinPM · 6 months

The very instant I saw that image I said

"Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckberg."

Sweet shit I've been conditioned.

Fvel · 6 months

You feel like you have five multiplujillion, nine impossibidillion, seven fantasticatrillion dollars and sixteen cents?

OneManWar · 6 months

Yeah, so much better to have 100 bucks than the love of your life. Fucking COMPLETE IDIOT.

Hatzring · 6 months

Its FPSRussia!

justanotherITguyyay · 6 months

Recently single after 3 years too. Went Go Karting at k1 with left over races I had. Got in an epic crash and left with a slight concussion. The crash was caught on a Go Pro camera by the person I was hit by (which I will get a copy of for awesomeness). Best Vday I've had in a long time!

Spent $0

ethicks · 6 months

I fixed your image.

tenyearoldchild · 6 months

My girlfriend and I went out to eat at Burger King. After we finished eating we were going to get some ice cream and then go home and watch a few movies.

Couple of metres from the Burger King I felt like I had to use the toilet. I said nothing. Couple of metres further I asked her if she knew of any toilets nearby (we were in a mall, past closing time for pretty much all stores). She pointed me to one, I started walking quicker.

"I really need to go, I'm sorry."

"No that's okay, it should be right around the corner."

It wasn't, it was a little further. I started running. I had to take a shit and I had to take it now. I remember thinking to myself: "You hear these stories all the time. It happens to everyone at least once. Why does this have to be my one time?"

The toilet was closed.

I started looking for suitable trash canes (too high), or corners (too lit). Contemplated going down the stairs to the parking lot and just funding a dark corner.

At this point I swear I could feel it go down my leg. I started sprinting as fast as I could to the exit of the mall where I hoped was a cafe that was still open.

It was and I swear I took a dump that was a mix between fluid and solid, that shot out with such a speed I could've hit the moon if I was pointing ass upward.

spacelemon · 6 months

i think i'll just leave this here, /r/dolan

waytoomanythrowaways · 6 months

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FrozenBananaStand · 6 months

Wow, you guys have made a ton of forever alone comics...

tarsdplooger · 6 months

This same joke has been made several times on reddit in the last few weeks.

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