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[–]Kuresov 6 points7 points ago

I always wondered what movie this is from...

[–]TheMediumPanda 14 points15 points ago*

It's from Liar liar. One of his best. He's just said goodbye to his ex-wife and her new boyfriend and shouts "Jerry!,,Enjoy my wife" when he does this. At least that's how I remember it. This movie truly was JC on top of his game.

EDIT: Had the quote wrong. Thanks Vergne.

[–]TheVergne 2 points3 points ago

Jerry!... Enjoy my wife!

[–]Kuresov 1 point2 points ago

Ah, that's right. I've seen the movie, it's great, I just never recognized the scene. Thanks buddy!

[–]andrewsmith1986 39 points40 points ago

I'll be your valentine.

[–]SoLongAmory 9 points10 points ago

i've got you tagged as 'knows women.' teach me your ways.

[–]KevimusPrime 7 points8 points ago

I have him as "Swelled dick" in purple..

[–]SoLongAmory 10 points11 points ago

nevermind.

[–]Hartbreaker 1 point2 points ago

I have him as 'Ned Flan-diddly-danders'. This is is quite an interesting man.

[–]Skipperr 5 points6 points ago

I have you tagged as "Everywhere". I was right.

[–]nostatic 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged as "Broke his dick" makes me lol everytime

[–]lacecanvas 2 points3 points ago

[–]svengalus 2 points3 points ago

My wife probably makes that face too.

[–]wallabeejones 2 points3 points ago

my wife said she's going out with her friends for galentines day.

[–]wrigsam 1 point2 points ago

At least you have Reddit.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

Best Jim Carrey clip ever.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I felt after learning a friend I introduced to reddit now has more karma then me. 14coms -4pts 5dys funny
My face when my coworkers try to talk to me about football tomorrow 1com 8pts 8dys funny
I still like Woody Harrelson movies. This is how I feel surfing on Reddit right now. 0coms 0pts 10dys funny
My reaction earlier when my girlfriend told me she's not renewing her subscription to the gym 1com 3pts 12dys funny
This is me when a girl replies: "You know, I think we better be just friends, right? 2coms 1pt 1mo funny
My reaction when I see someone make the front page with something I submitted a month ago. 6coms 13pts 1mo funny
This is me when someone tells me about how much sex they're getting. 65coms 813pts 1mo funny
Every time someone asks me relationship advice. 1com 76pts 1mo gifs
Every Time I Get A Cleverly Degrading Comment On A Post 5coms 103pts 2mos funny
How I feel about the r/WTF revolution. 1com 15pts 2mos WTF
How I feel when new a Redditor's first post makes the front page. 22coms 141pts 3mos funny
When someone says "hey you wanna smoke?.. oh wait your on probation" 5coms 27pts 3mos trees
How I feel when my friends share their sex stories with me. 280coms 1144pts 4mos funny
Every time you leave the room... 12coms 158pts 6mos gifs
Cool story, bro. 274coms 1071pts 8mos funny
My expression when someone ninja posts or writes what I was gunna say... 3coms 22pts 9mos pics
My reaction when a professor jokes about how hard our final is 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Reaction to all the donation posts. 0coms -4pts 2mos funny
Alright! Yea..... Asshole. 0coms 10pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Thatsalottanuts 0 points1 point ago

  1. Happiness.
  2. Flirtatiousness.
  3. Fleeting moment of deep, heart rending anguish.
  4. Anger.

[–]P8ntBal1551 0 points1 point ago

We do it in front of you to make you jealous

[–]Today_is_Thursday 0 points1 point ago

My mother just called to wish me a Happy Valentine's day. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Team_Colbert 0 points1 point ago

Working in a lab, this hasen't been an issue for me...

[–]whethertofly 0 points1 point ago

so perfect. ah hah hah.

[–]dakial 0 points1 point ago

That's the same reaction when my single friends discuss their plans for going out to party...

[–]Wetkeys 0 points1 point ago

I can see the pain in your eyes, giggly_kisses.

[–]Dumpster_Baby -3 points-2 points ago

Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]DarnTheseSocks 8 points9 points ago

Better yet, use /r/jimcarreyreactiongifs

[–]Dr_Deadmeat 6 points7 points ago

You really got my hopes up there... I left dissapointed

[–]awkwardly_disagrees 4 points5 points ago

Hi there, I um, I just wanted to let you know my thoughts on this matter. I think that /r/funny is a really general subreddit, so maybe there could be lots of types of funny things in it. If everything was sectioned into a subreddit then there could be a chance that I never know it exists because I never even knew to look for it if I never saw it before. Also, if every type of funny thing was put into subreddits, then what content would be left for /r/funny? I was thinking that maybe you would like to have my opinion, If you don't like it, I mean, that's okay. I'll be okay. So don't worry about it.

Edit: I am super super sorry, if forgot to tell you, I hope you have a happy valentines day.

[–]Dumpster_Baby 1 point2 points ago

Well, thanks for the smile. I just think that this subreddit has been overridden with "How I feel when" type posts. I personally don't find them that funny and they are often just reposts with a different title, so I am just spreading the work about this other subreddit. I am not forcing it on anyone, I would just like to see less of these posts in /r/funny, so I am simply doing my part.

[–]Less_Or_Fewer 1 point2 points ago

I think you meant:

I am not forcing it on anyone, I would just like to see fewer of these posts in/r/funny, so I am simply doing my part

ಠ_ಠ

This error was corrected programmatically. Did I get it right?

[–]reddbdb -1 points0 points ago

At least you have a beverage.

[–]_psyFungi -3 points-2 points ago

Goddammit I'm sick of this gif.