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[–]Ninjew333 26 points27 points ago

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DOWNVOTE IT....ITS OLD AND REPOSTED NO LOVE ON VALENTINES DAY

[–]fuyunoyoru 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, we haven't seen this one before. Reposts go in the trash can and shall not be recycled.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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They both do the same thing, there isn't a massive PC recycling plant where all of your porn history goes

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No valentine love for a filthy reposter

[–]TheDroopy[!] 5 points6 points ago

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As a Mac user, I've never heard one of us claim to be more environment-friendly. I use a Mac because I like using a Mac.

[–]MickBain -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]TheDroopy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I've still never heard anyone cite that as a reason to buy a Mac.

[–]MickBain 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new to the Mac community.

[–]TheDroopy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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No, not really. My family has never owned a computer that ran Windows. I grew up on Mac OS 8.

[–]the_ent_is2damnhigh -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck yeah

[–]FrontBumSquirt 1 point2 points ago

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The amount of repost I've seen lately is crazy

[–]toSTONEiGO 4 points5 points ago

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Because this

[–]tppatterson123 -1 points0 points ago

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When does the other guy talk? It's weird that he just stands there while big guy does all the work.

[–]toSTONEiGO -1 points0 points ago

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doublefacepalm Thats his gimick. he only communicates in mime. wikipedia

[–]thisistooeasy777 4 points5 points ago

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Am I the only person who has never seen good or genuinely funny philosoraptor? I mean, this is just shit.

[–]duxup 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah Philosoraptor is hit or miss, with a lot of misses.

[–]superbamf 4 points5 points ago

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Apple Inc. sued to prevent other software companies from offering graphical user interfaces similar to its own. Apple lost most of its claims but courts agreed Apple's Trash icon was original and protected by copyright. Non-Apple software may use other metaphors for file deletion, such as Recycle Bin, Smart Eraser, or Shredder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_(computing)#History

[–]Adam_Warlock 1 point2 points ago

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who told you i care about the environment? friggin commy!

[–]ADHD_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

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Technically its /dev/null

[–]rotten_miracles -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, the truth is Windows stole the concept from the Mac. They couldn't name it Trash since the Mac already called it that, so they named it the Recycle Bin.

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 0 points1 point ago

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o_o

[–]madonna-boy[!] 0 points1 point ago

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because that was the outcome of apple suing windows for stealing a GUI that apple had stolen from Xerox.

[–]sheravi 0 points1 point ago

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Also, why are they one of the only companies that is still shipping their products with styrofoam and slathered in plastic wrap?

[–]mattwaver 0 points1 point ago

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riigghht the "recycling" bin makes so much more sense. Cuz when I recycle a program or a document, it comes out later as a different new one! That's what recycling means, right??

Oh wait...

[–]zigzulu 0 points1 point ago

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It makes more sense because you're recycling the space to be used by different data

[–]mattwaver 1 point2 points ago

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Well then the same goes for the trash bin.

[–]chesebrough -1 points0 points ago

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*nix have rm or even unlink if you feel rm is bloat <.<

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[–]theodrixx 2 points3 points ago

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couldn't care less

FTFY

Also, same here.

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[–]CardboardDoom 2 points3 points ago

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Both make sense, but could doesn't really help his case

[–]duxup -2 points-1 points ago

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Now this is the kind of Mac vs. PC stuff I can get into.

Right up until folks start taking it seriously... ok there we go now the joke is ruined.

I hope you spazzes are happy now. ಠ_ಠ

[–]faleboat -1 points0 points ago

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Copyright.

[–]cr0wdrive -1 points0 points ago

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Superb

[–]HogglesPlasticBeads -1 points0 points ago

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[–]jtfine -1 points0 points ago*

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Mac users care more about the environment? Bitch please.