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[–]G0ldenMan 23 points24 points ago

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cake day on valentines, more like depression anniversary.

[–]gromenawer 13 points14 points ago

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Cricket use confusion; it's super effective!

[–]Autogrex 0 points1 point ago

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That, or the frog used transform.

...only we can't see it. Well, not with human eyes.

[–]Enryu 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto.

[–]WillDanceForMonkey 6 points7 points ago

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So basically, this means you joined reddit on valentines, solidifying your status as forever alone.

We've all been there, broheem :(

[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points ago

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AHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!

[–]Lastsight 2 points3 points ago

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I see no logical explanation behind this

[–]leedorham 1 point2 points ago

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Why no toilet?!

[–]sharwoodlish 1 point2 points ago

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why upload anything at all?

[–]NicholsonsEyebrows 0 points1 point ago

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Well, makes a welcome change from cats. Happy cakeday

[–]LMessenger42 0 points1 point ago

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ribbit...ribbit...OM NOM NOM!!

[–]thesomedude777 0 points1 point ago

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My condolences for your.....unfortunate cakeday

[–]realslacker 0 points1 point ago

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Why, when there is a cricket right there does that frog try to eat the other frog.

[–]DannyFathom 0 points1 point ago

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Nibble Fight!

[–]lilgreenrosetta 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty impressive for a one year old.

[–]ephyoosecay 0 points1 point ago

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hey, frogs are good.

[–]cravethedave9 0 points1 point ago

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I almost feel dirty for upvoting this.

[–]ciphershort 0 points1 point ago

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Today is my first cake day as well. Have an upvote.

[–]ncsubowen 0 points1 point ago

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Those frogs are awesome. I love my dumpy!

[–]ForbiddenX 0 points1 point ago

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I like how that cricket doesn't budge until the one frog turns around.

[–]Memb_Insane_rane 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wkfoster 0 points1 point ago

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I missed my first cake day. Hope yours is better than mine!

[–]rebelraveangel 0 points1 point ago

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Happy cake day, I know those frogs made me laugh =)

[–]Pr3fix -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Brentendo64 1 point2 points ago

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Don't lie to yourself, Pr3fix.

[–]Pr3fix 0 points1 point ago

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It was, yesterday.. And I never cashed it in for karma. :( Now all I have is this 1-year badge to keep me company ;_;

[–]Happy_Reddit_Birthda -1 points0 points ago

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y

[–]CODfiend -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey man, it's your first cake day? Just by knowing how to use the computer you are already ahead of most of the one-year-olds I know.

[–]WillDanceForMonkey 7 points8 points ago

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Today you learned: Cake day means reddit-birthday, not actual birth day :-)

Have a good one, ol' chum!