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Happy V-day from Heavy! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]greedyiguana 216 points217 points ago

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Medic!

[–]5li 16 points17 points ago

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Who else would this be written to?

[–]Christemo 15 points16 points ago

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Sasha and Natascha.

[–]ZeMedic 5 points6 points ago

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Come over here.. I promise I will heal you!

[–]Epifibson 8 points9 points ago

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WHO TOUCHED SASHA!?

[–]skulldrome 18 points19 points ago

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Roses are Red,

Violets are Blu,

Entire team is babies,

And I Kill You!

[–]RedDaggerx 15 points16 points ago

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What is this?

RHYMING?

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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IZ NOT POSSIBLE!

[–]marcus_s123 0 points1 point ago

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I HAVE NO IDEA!

[–]unexpected_limerick 4 points5 points ago

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There once was guy called heavy

he is drive big chevy

He go through, and then shoot at blu

for he must answer russia levy

[–]jerrt 2 points3 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, chevy drive heavy?

[–]redsmith12 62 points63 points ago

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I'll have you know, Heavy has a degree in Russian Literature.

[–]DaChucky 27 points28 points ago

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Russian Literature. He can probably get all the Russian ladies with his Russian. (And to be honest, that's actually a good thing...)

But with English? He has a few more problems.

[–]zaydoc 15 points16 points ago

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But he still shouldn't be disrespected as slow-witted as the image implies. Consider that, of the 9 members of the team, the only other members of the team who are known to be bilingual are a medical doctor and a spy - both jobs requiring extensive education and training.

[–]Gortos 13 points14 points ago

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Plus I'll assume the Heavy's degree in Russian literature is still valid, as opposed to someone else's medical license...

[–]Darth_Meatloaf 9 points10 points ago

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Kill me...

[–]Captainpatch 9 points10 points ago

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Later!

[–]DaChucky 1 point2 points ago

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I'll pay that. But I do believe that it being like the image portrays would be more to do with the Heavy's difficulty with English (which I think is stated somewhere explicitly -he is really quite smart as you said)

[–]NotBatman374 2 points3 points ago

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have someone with a degree in english literature read poetry in swahili...doesnt help as much as you'd think.

[–]Thunder_Pwny 0 points1 point ago

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You mean vodka?

[–]Olivecloak 25 points26 points ago

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Roses are RED

Violets are BLU

I am Painis Cupcake

I will eat you

[–]Thunder_Pwny 2 points3 points ago

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The fuck?.....

[–]SlurmsMackenzie92 13 points14 points ago

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Blue spy is red. Red spy is blue. Little do you know, I'm here to backstab you.

[–]Christemo 15 points16 points ago

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Blue spy is red, Red spy is blue. Little do you know, i banged your mother

FTFY.

[–]stareattheart 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, can I steal this and send it to my bf?

[–]ElanRosenfeld 33 points34 points ago

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Has anyone ever told you to give credit where credit is due? You should at least tell people this is a crosspost from /r/tf2.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fucking give credit,

where credit is due

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I like your style, please make more!

[–]insertAlias 8 points9 points ago

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Credit where credit's due? This was posted a year ago to /r/gaming

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/fl9hj/happy_hart_day_from_heavy/

So honestly, who the hell knows where the credit is due?

[–]ElanRosenfeld 2 points3 points ago

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True, but this guy clearly got it from /r/tf2, where it was posted a few hours earlier.

[–]Rappe 14 points15 points ago

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See the watermark there? At least this particular one is from a finnish funny-picture-dump-site www.riemurasia.net :)

edit: I'm not disagreeing with you here, just thought I'd point it out since nobody else did.

[–]theskabus 2 points3 points ago

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SERIOUSLY. The two were RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. And this repost has double the upvotes.

[–]pali6 0 points1 point ago

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One is in /r/gaming and the other in /r/tf2.

[–]theskabus 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks captain obvious.

[–]pali6 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanted to point out that /r/gaming has 20 times more subscribers than /r/tf2 so maybe that is the reason why this one has more upvotes.

[–]theskabus 0 points1 point ago

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I am aware. But it's a repost 5 hours later, too.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]theskabus 2 points3 points ago

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Protip: Don't link to 9gag.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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/r/tf2 has less subscribers.

MYSTERY FUCKING SOLVED.

[–]brownboy13 1 point2 points ago

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nightzirk: solving the unsolvable.

​*Available ​for ​private ​functions, ​but ​no ​clowns, ​please.*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, I know you. You play on the Reddit EU TF2 server, right?

[–]brownboy13 0 points1 point ago

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I do, but haven't been on in the past three weeks. I should be back in tf2 form come march, though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I hardly ever play on pub servers anymore either.

[–]brownboy13 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a pub thing for me. It's a "stuck with a 512Kb line due to petty bureaucracy" thing. Anyway, even if I wanted to step up from pubs, all the leagues in this region (SE Asia) are tough to get into, especially to someone who speaks only Hindi and English.

[–]U2_is_gay 0 points1 point ago*

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It really isn't though. I distinctly remember this from last year. OP didn't get it from r/tf2. Its Valentines Day and this card exists on the planet.

[–]meiam001 0 points1 point ago

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Xpost from tf2? Lol. This is a few years old and the watermark is right there.

[–]crazyjaf 2 points3 points ago

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Me and Sasha

ARE COMING FOR YOU!

[–]jeepbraah -2 points-1 points ago

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You are giant, I am too!

[–]BobTehCat 5 points6 points ago

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Розы красные Voilets голубые Тяжелые тяжело И он любит вас

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

POOTIS SPENCER

HERE FOR YOU

[–]derpbacca 7 points8 points ago

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Disappointed he didn't yell out "MEDIC!" in that poem.

[–]NitroxDragon 4 points5 points ago

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"Kiss me..."

[–]AbleDelta 1 point2 points ago

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Repost from /r/tf2 here 5 hours earlier http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/poopa/to_sasha_from_heavy/

[–]Gitmotourist 1 point2 points ago

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Writing poetry in a non native language is hard. As long as he keeps up with it he should be fine.

[–]Ranunculus_Auricomus 1 point2 points ago

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I'd kiss him on the cheek and make him a sandwich for trying.

[–]soul_power 1 point2 points ago

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To Heavy from Medic:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You sent me this same valentine

Last yea too :(

[–]ImAlwaysGaming 1 point2 points ago

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Bad at rhyming?

Not big surprise.

[–]DDawgP 1 point2 points ago

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Ode to the Minigun: roses are red, violets are blu, YOU DID WELL...I love you.

[–]Wellhelloat 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, the sandwich just isn't as tasty as of today's patch....

[–]PXLMNSTR 2 points3 points ago

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Roses are blu
Violets are red
Medic is sexy
See you in bed

[–]Hecubah 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, this is the first time i see something on reddit from riemurasia :p Riemurasia = Joybox (its finnish)

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point ago

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After reading this twice I swear those colours were inverted the first time I read this...

[–]spalunk 0 points1 point ago

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I LOVE this doctor!

[–]finlander123 0 points1 point ago

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U Finnish thief?

[–]WimzicalStranger 0 points1 point ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Stop making crappy poems And i will too

[–]knighmare 0 points1 point ago

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I was kind of expecting this to talk about the medic, those two have a bromance for all time.

[–]rufizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Best Valentine's image I've seen all day. Period.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll take you to the bed

I'm gonna fuck you

How's that for rhyming?

[–]Ovyx 0 points1 point ago

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VALENTINES FOR BABIEES!!

[–]Hantanthegreat 0 points1 point ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Sovietrussia poems write you.

[–]Komic-Azee 0 points1 point ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blu Me and my sandvich, are coming for you!

[–]Lochen 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this from last year

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

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Submitted 14 hours ago. In r/tf2, submitted 19 hours ago. Can we at least state (x-post) in the title? please?

[–]Peatore 0 points1 point ago

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It also made the rounds last Valentine's day. It's a pretty old image that has been posted a lot.

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

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oh that's pretty funny haha so it turns out even I had a piece of not-credit-given in all of this

[–]MercenaryBlue 0 points1 point ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Run! Run! I'm coming for you!

[–]KRX61 1 point2 points ago

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I read it in his voice.

[–]areosmenth 0 points1 point ago

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Spys are red Pyros are blue i've got an ÜberCharged heavy Ready for you

[–]nooGani 0 points1 point ago

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Just gonna leave this here

[–]pikk -1 points0 points ago

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nice karma whore

[–]tarsdplooger -4 points-3 points ago

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Why does this have so many up-votes? Do people actually think this is funny? Is everyone 12?

[–]Se7en_speed -5 points-4 points ago

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Apparently drawing is hard too

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