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[–]ZosoCub 7 points8 points ago

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I love how the nakedness is so subtle

[–]TED_666 0 points1 point ago

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I spent a while wondering why she went and changer her 'shirt'.

[–]effingeenyus 4 points5 points ago

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staggeringly talented musician: has long, frizzy hair, glasses and Iron Maiden t-shirt. Chicks attracted: 0

douche bag who can struggle his way through 3 of the easiest power chord progressions ever written: has popped collar, leather wrist band, waxed brows, no personality. Chicks attracted: any chick who claims to be attracted to musically talented guys

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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Bitches love Kings of Leon

[–]EzanaG 0 points1 point ago

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Wait...girls are attracted to good looking men that put some effort into their appearance? Well golly.

[–]effingeenyus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but they claim to not be. Just admit you're as shallow as us and we can stop this silly charade.

[–]MaltheF 5 points6 points ago

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It's really simple, link to the original comic instead of re-uploading it on imgur, you basically steal the artists hard work and make someone else get the profit they would've got through adds.

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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Pure genius!

[–]robobot 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like we're on all on the same page here, gentlemen.

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favorite CNH. Upvotes for all!

[–]The_Hammock_Man 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ivanmarsh 0 points1 point ago

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Yep! Never got more female attention in my life than when I was playing in a band... and I sucked hardcore.

[–]sryan2k1[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the girls were supposed to do the sucking?

[–]ivanmarsh 0 points1 point ago*

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Uh huh derp! I feel sorry for your women.

[–]Piratiko -2 points-1 points ago

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As a guy who plays guitar mainly for the chicks, it's like a real-life cheat code.