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[–]flargenhargen 6 points7 points ago

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KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!

[–]voxxy 7 points8 points ago

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AND THE PRIZE FOR MOST REPOSTED PIC ACROSS ALL MEDIUM GOES TO -pause for effect- WHALESFIVEFOURTHREEONE! YOU ARE OUR WINNER!

[–]Mackinstyle 5 points6 points ago

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I just woke up from a coma to find that my family had been killed in a jetski/lighthouse accident. I'm missing all but my right arm and index finger. After a lot of struggling I managed to get on reddit and clicked on this first. The resulting laughter reminded me that life is worth living.

How dare you.

[–]WhoDah 1 point2 points ago

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The guy comes on KDWB in the Twin Cities every now and then and "heals" people. I never quite pictured him like this...

[–]DuckLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, he's on the radio, he's a fuck. Do yourself a favor and only listen to KFAN if you want to be entertained.

[–]WhoDah 0 points1 point ago

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For sure KFAN if I'm in the mood for radio

[–]tylermlarson 1 point2 points ago

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He is a giant Q-tip

[–]Saxophobia1275 3 points4 points ago

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[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else love the movie Ice Pirates? SPACE HERPES!

[–]elteephil 0 points1 point ago

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Newt Gingrich?

[–]Ghede 0 points1 point ago

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Seems Q-Tip

[–]otiznire 0 points1 point ago

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My family used to own property in Florida that ended up being an indian burial ground. This guy actually came to visit one day with two ladies that were far too out of his league. I was about 4 years old at the time so I don't remember too much. My mom just tried to keep us kids preoccupied with other things while he came to visit. It wasn't very hard since we had a bitchin pool WITH A SLIDE! I just remember his Afro looking mighty blue that day. I may have asked my mom if he was an angel...probably because he wore all white and had a certain glow about his pale skin against his cool blue hair.

[–]Snugglebuggle 0 points1 point ago

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[–]All_the_Hits 0 points1 point ago

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They have this guy on the morning show for a local radio station here. They wouldn't air my question when I called and started out with, "You're a big inspiration to me. One day, I too hope to make buckets of cash for lying to people."

[–]pantzareoptional 0 points1 point ago

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His hair looks just like my boss's. She's 65.

[–]Ophie 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the Pool's Open.

[–]bilbaomtl -1 points0 points ago

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Look like a spaceball caracter :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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How many assholes we got on this ship?

"YO!"

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[–]Osnarf 2 points3 points ago

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I came here to make a spaceballs joke. Too slow

[–]cincyfan04 -1 points0 points ago

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Are you fucking kidding me with this shit.