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[–]VyChris 11 points12 points ago

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Did anyone else try to click to read?

[–]Qwertstormer 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked and it just happen to change frames that very millisecond and scared/confused the bejesus out of me when I looked at the URL and saw it was a .gif.

[–]Dead_Rooster 8 points9 points ago

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[–]nikzaar 2 points3 points ago

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Just as i wanted to post the song i saw your comment.. damn

[–]0c34n 4 points5 points ago

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I like how it looks like he just found out.

[–]kampamaneetti 4 points5 points ago

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That's not the whole book.

[–]averymonsen 2 points3 points ago

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I'm one of the guys who wrote this book. Thanks for posting and/or upvoting it. My constant need for approval has been satisfied for an hour or two.

[–]timory 0 points1 point ago

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are you still selling those sweet t-shirts, or was that just an oberlin thing?

[–]averymonsen 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, still selling them at big stone head dot net. (I'm afraid this looks like you and I are in cahoots, trying to sell t-shirts to redditors, which is not the case. On the upside, I got to use the word "cahoots.")

[–]timory 1 point2 points ago

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haha dammit, i should have just sent you a facebook missive. MY SORRIES EVERYONE.

[–]RioTheDragonMan 0 points1 point ago

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I just wanted to say thank you. That book never fails to make me (or anyone else I've had read it allowed) smile.

Also, I gotta say it's hard to find in a B&N and Boarders (when it was around). I read it at my friends place and was always meaning to buy it. Every time I was in a book store (not often roughly 3-4x a year) I'd look for it and couldn't find it for 2 years. Eventually it got to a point where whenever walking/driving by a bookstore I needed to search it in hopes of completing my quest. Then finally last year my B&N got one copy in and HAD to get it. Just thought you'd want to hear about a life adventure you created.

[–]averymonsen 1 point2 points ago

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Rio! The dragon man! This is the best. Seriously.

You don't make very much money from writing books—at least I don't—so hearing that people enjoy them is really the best thing you can get out of it. So: thanks!

[–]Fandalf 2 points3 points ago

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best. book. ever.

[–]surette 1 point2 points ago

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My girlfriend and I bought this for her brother as a gift last year. It's a hilariously awesome book.

[–]Janneman-a 1 point2 points ago

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Are his friends dead too?

[–]foolishsnails 1 point2 points ago

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Bought it a while ago

[–]RioTheDragonMan 1 point2 points ago

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Buy it on Amazon . I got it a while ago and it's still my favorite coffee table book.

[–]angrybob4213 1 point2 points ago

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Saw this at a store a few years back. That was before I had a job so I had no money an couldn't buy it

[–]Ninguna 1 point2 points ago

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True story: my elementary school had a fundraiser where the kids had to sell greeting cards. I went door-to-door to sell them. My neighbor, a very old lady said, "I don't have anyone to send them to, everyone I know is dead."

[–]noturtypicalredditor 1 point2 points ago

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We keep this book in our bathroom. Excellent book for guests to read :)

[–]spritef 1 point2 points ago

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that's a great children's story!

[–]slaminsammy 0 points1 point ago

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My friend got this for me for my birthday. It's taught me really important life skills.

[–]tooth_decay 0 points1 point ago

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sadly i see this book at urban outfitters all the time.

[–]averymonsen 0 points1 point ago

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Why is that sad?

[–]timory 0 points1 point ago

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i went to college with this guy. also, he's a redditor.

edit: oops, he already responded to the thread!

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This will probably come in handy. Thank you, dear robot!

[–]Sklar_Hast 0 points1 point ago

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I'm clicking it and nothing is happening.

[–]Inugami -1 points0 points ago

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Know that feel. All my friends are dead, they got kicked in the head.

[–]brbATF -1 points0 points ago

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well that's depressing

[–]tiredtim -5 points-4 points ago

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Is this a children's book?

I'd be worried about any children who read this.

[–]averymonsen 1 point2 points ago

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It's not a children's book. But why shouldn't kids see it? A fifth grade class in Canada did a project where they all made their own pages and sent them to me. Kids are cooler than you'd think.