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[–]2tonne21 88 points89 points ago

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Lost it at sparta.

[–]ninjeff 24 points25 points ago

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Did you check in your ασπίς?

[–]Rhaps0dy 27 points28 points ago

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I live in Greece and i can confrim that everyone dresses up as a spartan everyday.

[–]thaspaam 13 points14 points ago

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Huh, my local Gyro restaurant would have people believe that you guys dress up like assholes and don't understand the concept of air conditioning. I think you ought to help correct this mistake.

[–]Clowens 130 points131 points ago

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No, I'm pretty sure Florida should be labeled as Disney world

[–]CowboyNinjaD 86 points87 points ago

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Florida should be labeled as something.

I've lived in Florida for eight years now, and I've come to the conclusion that it's basically where all the assholes from the Midwest, Northeast and Latin America go after they've burned all of the bridges and alienated all of their friends and family members wherever they're from.

And to be clear, I include myself in this group.

[–]Atersed 66 points67 points ago

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Florida is America's penis.

[–]From_Insanity_of 46 points47 points ago

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Does this make the Keys ejaculated sperm?

[–]RowdyTuckah 21 points22 points ago

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If the keys are ejaculated sperm then fucking blast a hot load on my face right now. Key West is where magic happens. A lot of gays but still a great party/relax time... I wouldn't say the Keys geographically represent semen but rather the first trickle of one of those awesome pisses (about 6 beers in).

Continuing this penis/Florida analogy I will say that Tallahassee/pan handle is the taint or grundle of America's penis. Pensacola is the rectum.

[–]flyingturtlez 17 points18 points ago

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tagged you as "wants a hot load". no need for context of course.

[–]RowdyTuckah 5 points6 points ago

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Haha god dammit. Still worth it. I love the Keys and had to defend them at all costs.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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A lot of gays but still a great party/relax time...

Well, fuck you.

[–]RowdyTuckah 6 points7 points ago

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To clarify I don't hate gay people at all, just a heads up to those going down there is all.

Funny story actually: I was down with a group of friends and one decided to smack the ass and start running away from of a nearly naked gay man soliciting in front of his club. The guy yells "my turn!" and starts running after him! Too funny

[–]SenTedStevens 7 points8 points ago

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And we're pissing on Cuba.

[–]Captainpatch 17 points18 points ago

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Then Cuban refugees coming across into Florida are those little Amazon fish that I don't want to finish this sentence?

[–]mrjderp 4 points5 points ago

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Upboat for not finishing your sentence.

[–]Sceptix 5 points6 points ago

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I always thought that Florida was just a second California but on the other coast for convenience.

[–]Trashcanman33 1 point2 points ago

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Every time you hear something fucked up on the news, there's a good chance it happened in Florida.

[–]RowdyTuckah 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most brilliant summation of the Great State I think I have ever heard. Im from Maine but I love it down there. Fast women. Big guns. Fast cars. And fucking warmth. And booze. And scum bags. It's a modern day Wild West but people aren't exploring instead they're just getting fucked up and having fun.

[–]yeaweckin 59 points60 points ago

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As someone who lives in Chicago, I've met polish people who think of Chicago as a state.

[–]sillyhippo 20 points21 points ago

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When I told this girl I met at school I was from Chicago, My friend interrupted and said "Wait, I thought you were from Illinois."

[–]ridik_ulass 5 points6 points ago

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European here, I know chicago isnt a state but I don't know what state it is in, But mabe she thought it was like new york?

[–]kiwiparadox 6 points7 points ago

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It's in Illinois and it's not unfair to say it's the ONLY thing in Illinois. The rest of the state is a whole lotta nothing.

[–]ridik_ulass 1 point2 points ago

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now you said it I know it, and remember it....like seeing a word you are not sure about spelling, written down.

[–]kiwiparadox 1 point2 points ago

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Fabulous! Educate me back? What's something an American should know about where you're from?

[–]ridik_ulass 2 points3 points ago

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Well I'm from ireland, and there is nothing that can hurt you in nature here..maybe a bull, no snakes no spiders of note, no bears and no wild cats (excluding the one that escaped from the zoo).

Ireland has 4 provinces which are like states, ulster(the north) munster(the south) lenster(the east) and connocht (the west)

[–]RawrCola 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to buy fifty tigers and release them in Ireland. They'll fit right in. ;) But seriously, have fun with the tigers.

[–]robobot 10 points11 points ago

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Gotta love the classic short-man complex. "Hey! Look at me! I'm a city too!" (I'm from Chicago, too.)

[–]your_aunt_pam 1 point2 points ago

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Except in this situation the short man is actually the tallest man in the country.

[–]BaKdGoOdZ0203 6 points7 points ago

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maybe it's cause they're POLISH, not just European

[–]shbap 2 points3 points ago

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About a decade ago I went to the USA vs. Poland soccer match at Soldier Field in Chicago. Poland was clearly the home team given the fan base there. I almost felt bad rooting for the country I live in when we scored.

[–]Kotton 1 point2 points ago

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I meet people who think Paris is a country.

[–]Skinnj 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Swiss and Americans tend to call the country Sweden. I once even got asked if we have cars in Switzerland... I mean c'mon!

[–]richalex2010 1 point2 points ago

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Politically speaking at least, Chicago likes to think that it's the whole state.

[–]Elephantitis_ofballs 2 points3 points ago

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Also from Chicago, I can agree with this.

[–]ElVichoPerro 16 points17 points ago

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I would change "netherlands" for Amsterdam. sounds more plausible

[–]roofbandit 251 points252 points ago

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I'm from California and I can confirm that this is how the U.S. is structured.

[–]BruceChameleon 125 points126 points ago

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Native Texan corroborating.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 62 points63 points ago

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As someone who is not from California, Texas, or New york, I can say this picture is not 100% accurate. (but close).

[–]dcrypter 45 points46 points ago

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As a native Californian currently living in texas and having been most everywhere along the southern edge of the country and up to SC and GA i can double confirm this is how the U.S. is structured

[–]Nautis 26 points27 points ago

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As a native Texan who now lives in California I can confirm these confirmations.

[–]SOncredibble 26 points27 points ago

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European here. Florida is relevant too

[–]MonsieurleLoupe 4 points5 points ago

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So is Colorado.

South Park, anyone?

[–]mrjderp 23 points24 points ago

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Actually Colorado used to be part of Texas... so nope!

[–]Theboss0320 13 points14 points ago

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South Park is actually a really ghetto town IRL. Its not fun and if you go on down to it, you wont have yourself a time.

[–]Notredamefan939 1 point2 points ago

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Indiana native here and I just have to say this is not... Yeah.. Yeah it's true damnit

[–]nothingpersnal 1 point2 points ago

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oh and im surprised they put California and not just LA

[–]JTHipster 16 points17 points ago

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I'M FROM PHILADELPHIA AND FUCK YEAH SPORTS AND SHIT WHATEVER

[–]killem_all 1 point2 points ago

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Sports?? You mean The Fresh Prince don't you?

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 23 points24 points ago*

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New Jersey native - How the fuck are we not New York?

Edit: Apparently nobody has ever been to New Jersey, outside of the beaches and Camden or Newark.

[–]is_that_a_question 17 points18 points ago

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Louisiana native -i feel like everyone from New Jersey says they're from New York.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 8 points9 points ago

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I think you meant "their"..

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 12 points13 points ago

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We're sure not Texas.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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New Jersey is the bastard love child of Texas and New York.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 1 point2 points ago

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I think you meant "were".. also, kudos for repping Nj

[–]stacyhatesmacys 3 points4 points ago

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i met a british girl on an airplane. she was going to the states to be an au pair and had to fill out some forms. she asked me, "what state is new jersey in?"

[–]cbreeze81 6 points7 points ago

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I agree. Why is Philly also not in with New York, hell even D.C. Philly and D.C. are nothing like Texas. wtf?

[–]Dr_Gats 7 points8 points ago

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As an Alaskan, this seems pretty accurate to me.

[–]critbitchesroll20s 26 points27 points ago

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Who gave Alaska computers?!

[–]Dr_Gats 9 points10 points ago

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I brought mine up with me from down south, but somebody in Seattle keeps stepping on the other end of my ethernet cable :(

[–]Quadra_Slam 18 points19 points ago

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New Yorker here. We feel the same way, except we don't like Boston; Canada can have them. We have a slightly better opinion of them over the past two weeks though.

[–]RowdyTuckah 37 points38 points ago

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Mainer here. We aren't super fond of Canada, can't STAND Boston folk (especially the cunty women) but man oh man do we hate New Yorkers. We get that the world must revolve around you. Fine. But calm the fuck down when something doesn't go your way. It's like dealing with a chick on the rag. Every one of you. Los Angeles citizens are arguably just as bad.

Im excited for the day when there's a global crisis and you all scamper up to Maine looking for shelter or food. I've got my shotguns loaded and my canned brown bread stashed. Bring it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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A Connecticut man here, and all I have to say is... Holy shit, you people actually exist? I thought you were urban legends made up by people from Vermont.

[–]Cirilom 5 points6 points ago

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Wait, there are "urban" things in Vermont?

[–]elint 18 points19 points ago

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God damnit. Leave it to fucking new englanders to derail a conversation about how out-of-towners view the neighborhood and start bitching about the neighbors.

[–]RowdyTuckah 30 points31 points ago

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New York started it...

[–]Vengeful_Squid 10 points11 points ago

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I just moved to NYC from North Carolina. I like New Yorkers. I like folks from Boston. Maybe I just LIKE people, I dunno.

[–]Anaxarete 9 points10 points ago

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Then what are you doing on this site? Trying to disabuse yourself of that?

[–]thaspaam 13 points14 points ago

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Boston folk here, I can't agree more about the New Yorkers but when it comes to the Boston thing I only have one thing to say. We have Good Will Hunting, The Departed, The Town, Mark Whalburg, and Matt Damon. You have a large number of shitty Stephen King novels.

[–]RowdyTuckah 4 points5 points ago

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These movies are ok. Youre right. However, you could have really pumped Boston up by talking about their amazing sports teams instead... Other than that your guys are a bunch of hot headed wannabe tough guys (the actual tough guys are in the movies you mentioned, and they're pretending!) and your girls are wannabe New York divas with hearts colder than ice. A god dammned blowtorch wouldn't thaw 'em out.

Maine has, in no particular order: -untouched beauty (mass is beginning to look like NJ) -lobster (yep it's not far from Boston but that slightly colder water does something to make it better) -chowder (I've had a decent cup near Quincy market but still nothing on Maine) -lobster chowder -fucking guns -fucking snowmobiles -umaine hockey -fucking beer

[–]thaspaam 5 points6 points ago

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You're trying to compare an entire state to a single city. I don't think that's fair.

[–]Muddybulldog 5 points6 points ago

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Has no choice. Seriously, name a city in Maine... Aha, can't do it, can you?

[–]JTHipster 14 points15 points ago

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Vermont. Next question.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 1 point2 points ago

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I think you meant "your"..

[–]Trashcanman33 2 points3 points ago

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Stephen King is God.

[–]berkeleyKM 2 points3 points ago

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This is the first time I have ever heard what someone from Maine is called.

[–]Elizabeth_Smart 5 points6 points ago

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I always say "that's my Maine man over there".

[–]aTROLLwithSWAG 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Illinois and what is this

[–]Brisco_County_III 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, occasionally people do remember that Chicago exists, if not where it actually is.

[–]Uglylicious99 14 points15 points ago

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I also can confirm that ''Canada'' is a no man's land.

[–]LeonFlux 30 points31 points ago

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TIL the Jersey shore is part of Texas.

[–]docdnae 8 points9 points ago

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But we don't want them. TAKE THEM BACK!!! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!

[–]haux 6 points7 points ago

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This explains a lot.

[–]kinglewy00 7 points8 points ago

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How could anyone not remember dong shaped Florida?

[–]VirgiliusNix 25 points26 points ago

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I'm an Englishman and I know all 50 states, hohoho.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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I'm an american who can name every country in Europe and draw a map of Europe from memory in 5 minutes. HAHA

Plus I know all 50 states in the US and can draw a map of the US in 5 minutes

[–]Gueld 9 points10 points ago

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Just knowing that Britian isn't just another name for England is impressive.

[–]VirgiliusNix 13 points14 points ago

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Learn Africa, the other Americas, Asia, and Oceania completely and I will be impress.

[–]TrollKy 15 points16 points ago

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Learn what? Africa is a country.

I cannot count the number of times I've heard that.

[–]SupremeGut 12 points13 points ago

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Upvote for current "Redditor since:"

Never forget.

[–]VirgiliusNix 1 point2 points ago

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Oh lord.

[–]Eoiny_O_C 6 points7 points ago

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[–]VirgiliusNix 1 point2 points ago

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It won't have all the countries. South Sudan was created last year.

[–]Panda412 5 points6 points ago

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Knowing Africa is pointless because various revolutions, dictators, etc. cause the maps to be redrawn all the time.

[–]YNot1989 3 points4 points ago

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Congratulations, but you're basically the 51st state anyway.

[–]GrizzledAncient 10 points11 points ago

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Had a chuckle at "Old Mexico"

[–]ViviFFIX 15 points16 points ago

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You missed Florida... We know about Florida!

It has Disney :-D

[–]elitexemnas 5 points6 points ago

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[–]BearnardOg 27 points28 points ago

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As a Chicagoan, I am actually nauseated by this idea.

[–]DreadPirateHenry 47 points48 points ago

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As a Californian, I can confirm that Chicago is in New York.

[–]BearnardOg 10 points11 points ago

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I'll take that over Texas, but begrudgingly.

[–]dbroyles 93 points94 points ago

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Seeing that Europe thinks we are mostly Texas explains why they hate us.

[–]forfunofun 36 points37 points ago

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So Europe hates dell computers and tex mex? Sick bastards

[–]BrohatmaGandhi 27 points28 points ago

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Also, Texas Instruments and Dr. Pepper? I loved my TI-83 Calculator...

[–]Jumbaco_Jumbaco 22 points23 points ago

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Don't forget Shiner and Bluebell. Together or separate.

[–]vonoatmeal 10 points11 points ago

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You can't leave out Whataburger and Kinky.

[–]Dr_HL 9 points10 points ago

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Sonic Drive-Ins! Actual barbecue sauce!

[–]vonoatmeal 5 points6 points ago

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Bluebonnets! Tarpon Fishing!

[–]swimmingmunky 6 points7 points ago

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Braums and real BBQ

[–]guitarpsycho182 3 points4 points ago

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TI-89 or GTFO.

[–]jackie_treehorn_ 1 point2 points ago

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TI-83? What a noob. I rock the TI-83 Plus.

[–]forfunofun 1 point2 points ago

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How could i forgot about Dr. Pepper!?! I'm ashamed :(

[–]Wargall 1 point2 points ago

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And texas toast. And the engineer. What sort of hateful bastards live in Yurop?

[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points ago

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Hating Dell should be internationally tolerated. Trying to fix one of those fucking things is like attempting to open a safe with a butter knife.

fucking proprietary hardware bullshit

[–]veltrop 3 points4 points ago

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That they do.

[–]ximacx74 5 points6 points ago

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I don't think we give the Netherlands that much credit.

[–]JackGrizzly 6 points7 points ago

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The fact that you put New Jersey in with Texas and not New York makes this null instantly.

[–]Aedan91 7 points8 points ago

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This is definitely new and original content.

[–]WazzuMadBro 22 points23 points ago

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[–]i8wg 1 point2 points ago

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No, we usually know that that penis-like thing down there is Florida. (Vice city and crocodiles)

Rest is correct, though :)

[–]VirgiliusNix 4 points5 points ago

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Do alligators alligate?

[–]wyorev 4 points5 points ago

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I think I'm going to vomit.

[–]haux 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit will do that to you.

[–]KalimasPinky 1 point2 points ago

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What? I thought there was just nazis, russia, and a pope in Europe.

[–]YNot1989 3 points4 points ago

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Don't ever lump California in with us North-Westerners; unlike them we successfully legalized gay marriage and have had clean energy since the 40s.

[–]-MeatPopsicle- 3 points4 points ago

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Sunk the titanic LOL.

[–]yep45 3 points4 points ago

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As a Bostonian, I am offended at being lumped in with New York

[–]enormousl 43 points44 points ago

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I would have to argue (Being European and American, and having lived in both countries) That THIS is more accurate!

[–]Ref101010 13 points14 points ago

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"both countries"? ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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I like how this diagram puts San Francisco (city) outside of San Francisco (state)

[–]Semper_fi_guy 8 points9 points ago

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Not sure if joking or stupid...

[–]AnHonestQuestions 9 points10 points ago

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Im guessing he meant "San Francisco (city) outside of California (state)."

[–]Phorical 9 points10 points ago

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No, the actual city would be outside of the supposed state. In the picture, the state of San Fran does not contain the city of San Francisco.

[–]enormousl 2 points3 points ago

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The point is that Europeans cant pinpoint Sanfran on a map. But they know its there somewhere

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 2 points3 points ago

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Yurp?

[–]KirklandKid 10 points11 points ago

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That's the view of Europe if you live in Texas.

[–]TheoQ99 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ItsLeviooosa 7 points8 points ago

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OOOOhhhh Scotland gonna be piiissed...

[–]ScotteeMC 18 points19 points ago

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I'm Scottish, sorry to inform you that you're wrong.

We're all too busy being drunk and not giving a fuck.

[–]ItsLeviooosa 6 points7 points ago

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And fighting.

[–]ScotteeMC 6 points7 points ago

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We're not actually that violent, honestly.

...except for the the entire west of the country, but, well, they don't count.

[–]DaJoW 8 points9 points ago

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Not True Scotsmen?

[–]ScotteeMC 5 points6 points ago

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I think once you pass a certain generation of relentless inbreeding you actually become a different nationality.

[–]Gueld 6 points7 points ago

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Glaswegian here, I'm gonna fuckin stab you for sayin that

[–]ScotteeMC 4 points5 points ago

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Went to college in Glasgow for 2 years and frequent some fine establishments there on the weekends and have still not been stabbed...I consider it one of my greatest achievements to date.

[–]savage_detective 2 points3 points ago

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Lost it at "North Pole."

[–]TinusDeEerste 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure that little orange country is amsterdam...

[–]G33kKahuna 2 points3 points ago

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Wait .. French are pussies? I thought they were racist scumbags...

[–]codymichaelsnyder 2 points3 points ago

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Im from South Dakota and i can confirm... we don't existಠ_ಠ

[–]taxoplasma_gondii 2 points3 points ago

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Why didn't england, ireland and holland get any of the (obvious?) stereotypical descriptions here?

[–]FlamingBagOfPoop 2 points3 points ago

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There's a popular bumper sticker here that reads "Texas, it's bigger than France"

[–]Bencool 2 points3 points ago

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Cut off the top half of Texas and replace it with idiots

[–]foobar44 2 points3 points ago

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What are you talking about??? That's how the American media sees America.

[–]cluster4 9 points10 points ago

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[–]colebluefearn 2 points3 points ago

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As Teddy Roosevelt, I can confirm this.

[–]tommygato 5 points6 points ago

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You forgot to label Snooki's homeland.

[–]gabe_ 11 points12 points ago

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[–]geomn13 4 points5 points ago

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Lets see something original karmadecay

[–]Pentaxia 16 points17 points ago

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Well, at least the france part was correct

[–]herenseti 10 points11 points ago

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I'm a little hazy on new england, but as a european, this is how i see america. Let's end this bullshit

[–]Crashmo 1 point2 points ago

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Did you do that from memory? I'm here in the states and I can never get New England quite right, either. Sometimes I even forget that New Hampshire exists at all!

[–]herenseti 1 point2 points ago

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no i do admit that i am not perfect like this map is, but I can nearly get it.

[–]JakeLV426 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed hardest at 'Sparta', the rest made me a sad American.

[–]angrymale 1 point2 points ago

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brit here, this seems rather accurate, with the expection of none actually knowing, or caring where anything is.

[–]misterratbite 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, these are totally still funny.

[–]ThePunisher56 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty accurate if you ask me, kinda wish Sparta was still around...

[–]sap_guru 1 point2 points ago

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South African here - they both look pretty spot on to me...

[–]SteelCurtain92 1 point2 points ago

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As a native Washingtonian and former inhabitant of Oregon (Oregun) those two states are definitely not California.

[–]IIHURRlCANEII 1 point2 points ago

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Missourian here...

Oh fuck, no one cares. :(

[–]aliencat1001 1 point2 points ago

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As an American I view Germany as funny accents and a wall. Maaaaaybe Hitler mustaches... Maybe.

[–]fender0044 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YA

[–]letracets 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, as others said, mostly true except they know about Florida, too. I remember my favorite conversation when studying in England… I tried to tell someone I lived Georgia. Brit: "Oh, Georgia, California?" Me: "What? No. Athens, Georgia. Georgia is a state." Brit:"…wait. Are you Greek or Russian?" Me: "No. American. It's…near…Florida?" Brit: "Ah! SOUTH! got it."

[–]Bossnian 1 point2 points ago

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European here, I can confirm this.

[–]alttruism 1 point2 points ago

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I live in the U.S. and that is pretty much exactly how I see the country as well.

[–]punkhobo 1 point2 points ago

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I think there should be a dot where chicago is and label it "Our food"

[–]MasteM 1 point2 points ago

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I like the Way you took the half of Denmark and mixed it with Netherlands and Paris. Left the over half with the Northpole. Som danes Called "jyder" would be happy. :)

[–]StockmanBaxter 1 point2 points ago

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How dare you take 600 karma when I used this to get karma not just 3 months ago.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lfawi/as_seen_by/

[–]GoatBased 1 point2 points ago

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How dare you use that for karma 3 months ago when I was the original poster of the top map 10 months ago and only got 14 karma.

[–]bwillett17 1 point2 points ago

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The last time I checked a map, this is DEFINITELY what it looks like.

I live in Texas. Its really amazing how far I have to travel to school on my horse.

[–]Reb_Martson 1 point2 points ago

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isn't texas were all the stupid people live?

[–]lilmoke 7 points8 points ago

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Fuck yeah! Texas :)

[–]District12Tribute 2 points3 points ago

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TEXAS!

[–]zombiemaggot22 4 points5 points ago

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As a Oregonian I have to say, fuck California. That is all.

[–]berychance 6 points7 points ago

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At least we can pump our own gas.

[–]bewom[!] 1 point2 points ago

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rude.

[–]brehm90 2 points3 points ago

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Well I think you'd be hard-pressed to find an American who could give such an accurate positioning of the countries. Also Switzerland is Sweden and Sweden is Switzerland.

[–]Clownskin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm half Swiss and half American, and I can tell you that every time I tell someone that my dad is from Switzerland, they say "oh so you're Swedish". Every. Time.

[–]j12gage46 1 point2 points ago

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I think Italy should be labeled "boot"

[–]Bemno 2 points3 points ago

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You like maps combined with perceptions? Try this Bad Boy. I find the Facebook map (the big blue one) especially interesting....it looks like there's some kind of internets SE of India! (must be dolphins or something).

[–]whitew0lf 2 points3 points ago

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Not true. There's no way Americans know that much detail about Europe.

[–]rodneyachance 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. The Netherlands? Puhleeze

[–]Kaluthir 4 points5 points ago

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As a Texan, I can confirm that this map correctly shows the relative importance of states.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

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Cali is a little to big, what about just texas?

[–]akhead 1 point2 points ago

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As an Englishman I see America as a fat-guy in a US Flag top-hat, sitting on a pile of money, a distressed Arab in one hand, with the other using a long stick to poke a black man while he shovels KFC into his perfectly sparkling white toothed open mouth.

No offence...this is how I see your country, not your people, who I find very honest and amusing.

[–]Mammogram_Man 1 point2 points ago

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Being half Danish, labeling Denmark as the Netherlands is so right. Can't recall how often after telling a person I'm half Danish later being referred to as, "Dutch"...

[–]kenmaclean 1 point2 points ago

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ha good one. like anyone in america knows the difference between Ireland, Britain, England, the UK, Scotland, wales, and the British isles. take it from a Scott living in america.

[–]sillyhatsclub 1 point2 points ago

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most americans i know would be able to tell the difference, with the exception of wales. nobody gives a shit about wales.

[–]GeneralGonzo 1 point2 points ago*

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I doubt most mainland Europeans can tell the difference because, well, no one outside the British Isles cares.

[–]roelium 1 point2 points ago

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Texan here: Yee-haww!

[–]FomorianKing 1 point2 points ago

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How reddit sees a repost.