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[–]tomasgdvl 12 points13 points ago

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When I was a kid, dad used to do this with me :)

[–]Kensin 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't have a dad, but I wish mine did this with me :)

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 5 points6 points ago

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I could could do it for you if you want.

[–]Kensin 1 point2 points ago

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thanks, but it just isn't the same at this age :)

[–]nanr93 -3 points-2 points ago*

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soooooo big!

Not sure why I was downvoted for this. My mother used to do the same thing with me when I was a toddler, and always said, "sooooo big!!" It was a kid's game. I wasn't being snotty when I wrote that, really.

[–]HolaPinchePuto -4 points-3 points ago

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That's what she saaaaaid!

[–]21007 4 points5 points ago

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This cat must have a poor quality of life

[–]Opequon 7 points8 points ago

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That can't be comfortable for the cat.

[–]shitterplug 5 points6 points ago

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Have you seen how they sleep?

[–]wartexmaul 4 points5 points ago

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if you hold a cat like this for several minutes they will pass out from positional asphyxia

[–]modest_radio 7 points8 points ago

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I want to rub its belly.. (the cat)

[–]Shellface 5 points6 points ago

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And then, they nailed him to the legs.

[–]baleenteen 3 points4 points ago

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And thence did Cat sacrifice himself for our sins.

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant bible verse.

[–]Bacon_Cats_And_Tits 0 points1 point ago

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That website needs to die.

[–]bnj1mn 3 points4 points ago

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i love cats

[–]I_LICK_DOG_COCKS 6 points7 points ago

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I'm a dog person myself.

[–]Bacon_Cats_And_Tits 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

can you come play with my dog? He's lonely.

[–]I_LICK_DOG_COCKS 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. Whats your address?

edit: pm me it if you don't wana post it here. thanks.

[–]BrotherWar 1 point2 points ago

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Your death will not be a gentle one.

[–]ajw827 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, that he survived this unscathed is the surprise to me. My cat would not be having this shit.

[–]CheekyMunky 5 points6 points ago

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Some cats, like ours, are fiercely committed to not giving one single fuck ever.

Like the person in the gif, we do our best to test said cat's commitment and force him to question his principles.

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 1 point2 points ago

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"misinformed post about animal cruelty"

[–]sarais 1 point2 points ago

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I will kill you in your sleep.

[–]dagway_nimo 1 point2 points ago

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I_WALK_CATS

[–]filterspam 0 points1 point ago

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What's with the moving crucification - even the Romans were kinder than that.

[–]gama69g 0 points1 point ago

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Longcat is not amused by your attempts to stretch him beyond his limits.

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 0 points1 point ago

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If you edited out the guy, this would be pretty scary.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should edit the guy out, so it looks like the cat is just walking like that.

[–]watashiwameow 0 points1 point ago

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when i was young that amused me a lot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a hostage, please get me help...

[–]tooPoorToPlaySkyrim -1 points0 points ago

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amused redditor is amused

[–]Slippyy -2 points-1 points ago

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Only cat gif thats ever made me lose it.

[–]PropaneFitness -2 points-1 points ago

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Undoubtedly the best thing I've seen all year. Squealing like a little girl at this

[–]Spants23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Marshmallow cat is not amused

[–]xavierpicard -2 points-1 points ago

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The cat attempts to blink the word TORTURE in Morris code.

[–]Socialist_Steve -3 points-2 points ago

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I am amused enough for all parties involved