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[–]Trisource 82 points83 points ago

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What the fuck is that hideous demon!

[–]PwnerMcCox 30 points31 points ago

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Fucking Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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[–]RichardPeterJohnson 45 points46 points ago

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Dude! Mark it NSFL!

[–]CertifiableNorris 19 points20 points ago

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:'( I said to myself, one more reddit link then bed. NOW WHAT WILL I DO?

[–]gnit2 4 points5 points ago

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We're gonna do what we do every day. Memorize the Internet.

[–]jmthetank 1 point2 points ago

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You know that it's NEVER just "one more Reddit link".

[–]I_Dock 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply, click one more reddit link.

[–]Lunok 0 points1 point ago

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saaaame fuuuuuuck

[–]kindofapathetic 0 points1 point ago

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The same thing we do every night pinky.

[–]xebo 1 point2 points ago

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After all of these comments, I was preparing for something horrific...

[–]Captajn_Abiajs 1 point2 points ago

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I'm now afraid to click that link

[–]Dadacham -1 points0 points ago

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This. A thousand times this.

[–]redgator 12 points13 points ago

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I hate you. I have all kinds of hate for you.

[–]stry8993 6 points7 points ago

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Holy shit, I don't wish death on anything, but that ungodly monstrosity looks like it died a long time ago, and it's body finally stopped moving.

[–]That_Dog_Wont_Hunt 41 points42 points ago

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[–]hughtankman 6 points7 points ago

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This gets me every time.

[–]That_Dog_Wont_Hunt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]The_Hammock_Man 29 points30 points ago

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'Cause there ain't no Nope like an unexpected Nope

[–]alexkitsune 56 points57 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks this .gif is hilarious?

[–]MrJoeBlow 44 points45 points ago

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It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time. It's terrifilarious!

[–]aptly_named 27 points28 points ago

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It's hilarifying!

[–]Dylanthulhu 13 points14 points ago

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[–]stry8993 18 points19 points ago

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Caboose from Red vs Blue: "If I can't see them, they can't see me."

[–]smardalek 1 point2 points ago

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Tucker: "That's because you're facing the rock!"

[–]anthrax_ripple 4 points5 points ago

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I am absolutely terrified of spiders, but that was kinda cute. I like how he digs and then lays down and adjusts himself to really get in there.

[–]emanking[!] 3 points4 points ago

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He's just hiding.

Funnily enough this is the opposite of what happens when on coke.

[–]yntlortdt 2 points3 points ago

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So wait, I could go to the beach one day and stick my hands into the sand and have one of these things brush against my hands? Because I don't need that.

[–]sleeplessone 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but if you look carefully you may notice the 8 spider legs chilling out on the beach. That's your sign to sit somewhere else.

[–]JiForce 2 points3 points ago

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IT'S SO FUCKING TWITCHY.

[–]mrsjingles 2 points3 points ago

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that was the cutiest thing I have ever seen

[–]mcdisease 1 point2 points ago

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I think a building a web is way more clever than this dumb ol' spider burying his head in sand.

[–]hackiavelli 1 point2 points ago

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Just imagine it giving you a scalp massage. It would be amazing!

[–]Steams 7 points8 points ago

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Spiders scare the shit out of me and i still laughed my ass off

[–]James20k 5 points6 points ago

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I just sat here and giggled solidly for 2 minutes

[–]SarahFluttershy 3 points4 points ago

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Nope, I love it.

[–]durrthock 0 points1 point ago

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It's cute in a horrifying kind of way.

[–]BassmanBiff 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't laughed until I teared up in a long time, but this did it.

[–]latticusnon -2 points-1 points ago

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No, which is why this isn't one of the top posts in /r/funny.

[–]i_say_what_i_think 10 points11 points ago

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How cute, the crab is tryHOLY FUCK IT'S A SPIDER!

[–]jmthetank 2 points3 points ago

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THIS! I had to look twice. Couldn't look a third time because my ceiling is too high for me to see my computer from it.

[–]i_say_what_i_think 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed. I very nearly threw my phone. Plus, I was in class, and had to contain my screaming and jumping.

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

It's not even a spider. It's a picture of a spider.

I can understand freaking out if you found him in your hair. I'd be flipping out too. But this is just...

[–]jmthetank 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to social interaction, where exaggeration is used as a tool of humor.

[–]Rafoie 2 points3 points ago

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...oh. So thats how it works. takes notes

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 0 points1 point ago

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I do have a tendency to take things in text at face value.

=/

[–]jmthetank -1 points0 points ago

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That's a bad idea anywhere, but especially on the Internet, and more especially on Reddit.

[–]i_say_what_i_think 0 points1 point ago

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Also, I've had extreme arachnophobia since I was little. I have night terrors involving spiders. I wake in terror that there is a giant spider above my head, and need to run to the switch, turn on my lights, and stand there for a minute until I calm down. I have no idea how to make them stop.

[–]jmthetank 0 points1 point ago

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You could start by killing the giant spider. If that doesn't help, try moving.

[–]Ingmundar 8 points9 points ago

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Down vote for scaring the shit out of me on r/funny.

[–]Falcon84 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Blackultra 17 points18 points ago

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NOPE

[–]Cyori 33 points34 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]Lenscrafter 32 points33 points ago

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What a profound and insightful comment

[–]imbetterimback 2 points3 points ago

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You're right. We must compare this gif of a demon spawn creature to our own lives and learn from it.

[–]OmnipotentBagel 3 points4 points ago

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Why couldn't that thing have died instead of Whitney?

[–]DigThat 4 points5 points ago

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If I knew Whitney's death was going to be this annoying on Facebook/reddit, I wouldve killed her and sat it out in lockup.

[–]ScaryGermanGuy 12 points13 points ago

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THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??? WARN SOMEONE FIRST!

[–]puphop 10 points11 points ago

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She transformed into a spider rubbing sand onto himself to hide while someone screamed, "I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE"?

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 9 points10 points ago

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yes. the literal interpretation is most definitely appropriate in this situation

[–]ImaNarwhal 5 points6 points ago

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What really happened to Whitney? hm, this might be funny.

Oh look, a spider.

[–]BluescreenOfDeath 2 points3 points ago

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Brown gasoline?

[–]techmnml 2 points3 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]Trenchleaf 2 points3 points ago

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THIS IS ONLY SPIDER PICTURE WHICH ACTUALLY MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

[–]rosacea411 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only spider picture I can't stop laughing at!

[–]MurphyFtw 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW!!!!! jesus I feel dirty all over.

[–]thetruthteller 33 points34 points ago

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posting that w/o a nsfl tag gets you 3 months banned from posting

jesus

[–]AriBBCP 42 points43 points ago

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it's a fucking spider

[–]linkingday 56 points57 points ago

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exactly

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[–]Freak_Fest 2 points3 points ago

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not safe for life

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[–]cloral 0 points1 point ago

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I think thetruthteller is an arachnophobiac.

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

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Not Safe for Looking.

[–]chiconyesc 3 points4 points ago

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This is too much, even for Whitney!

[–]ANewAccountCreated 2 points3 points ago

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Hindsight is 20/20.

[–]unhappymondays 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know why, but I find this kind of cute.

[–]Achilios 5 points6 points ago

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BURN IT.

[–]samewisegamgee 9 points10 points ago

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posts including any sort of arachnid needs to have a NSFL warning.

[–]all4sheets 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure arachnids are quite NSFL, but they need something. I demand warning. Maybe a NOPE. As in "Aww look it's cute and fuzzy. [NOPE]"

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[–]ArchSchnitz -1 points0 points ago

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Mine didn't qualify as a full laugh (can't laugh right now, ab surgery, laughing is excruciating) but I'm still goin' to hell for it!

[–]HaloZwrath 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only spider gif that doesn't encourage me to stomp on my screen, and then run out of the room screaming like a little girl.

[–]daaaabears 1 point2 points ago

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not funny...not at all. well slightly. but wtf

[–]skullkid3311 1 point2 points ago

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nope. NOPENOPENOPENOPE.

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 1 point2 points ago

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LOLOLOLOL... NOPE

[–]Myth3842 1 point2 points ago

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She may love cocaine but she's no Rockso the rock and roll clown.

[–]classicredditaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[–]nksdabomb 1 point2 points ago

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This thing has a brain and it thinks. That's fucking terrifying.

[–]desecration_smile 1 point2 points ago

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Bobby Brown-recluse ?

[–]littlbigtree 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a tag for spider posts. FUCK SPIDERS

[–]Sphere123 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I see this I freak the fuck out. I think there needs to be some special marking for spider pictures and videos. Clearly, they horrify enough of us to justify such an action. On a somewhat separate note, spider-picture link guy is gone, right?

[–]AcidicSuperSam 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE

[–]nuggles_again 3 points4 points ago

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Who the fuck is whitney?

[–]Denivire 1 point2 points ago

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Whitney Houston, the girl who sang the well known song "I Will Always Love You", and was found dead on the 11th?

[–]Moses2112 6 points7 points ago*

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The level of bigotry and ignorance the general population of Reddit displays towards spiders is disappointing. Spiders don't deserve the unfair treatment they receive on here.

How would YOU feel if people screamed at you when they looked at you and tried to stomp on you, or had their significant other come wipe you up with a paper towel?

We need to be more tolerant and accepting of others' differences.

EDIT: Surprisingly I collected more downvotes as time went on. Guess the late comers didn't realize my sarcasm/ironic statement was meant to be humorous. Keep upvoting bestbeforeMar91, his comment is awesome (and terrifying).

[–]bestbeforeMar91 14 points15 points ago

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If people keep stomping on spiders, they'll eventually evolve the capacity for winged flight and then seek their justified revenge on future generations. Probably at night.

[–]carasyna 4 points5 points ago

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Well there go my plans for sleeping tonight.

[–]narwhalsareawesome 11 points12 points ago

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See, I don't share the fear of spiders that Reddit does. That being said...

Flying spiders?

FUCKING NOPE.

[–]rosacea411 0 points1 point ago

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Imagin an army of flying spiders! Reddit must make them!!!

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 4 points5 points ago

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Or when said descendents are taking a poop.

[–]iconfuseyou 0 points1 point ago

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Those are called wasps.

[–]littlbigtree 0 points1 point ago

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OH FUCK YOU Goodbye sleep

[–]Flytch 3 points4 points ago

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What do you mean IF?

[–]Moses2112 2 points3 points ago

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I'm Moses2112 and I will fight for your equality and rights! Change you can believe in, because the amount of paper towels is too damn high!

Ninja edit: Tagged you as "I'll fight for this spider"

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 6 points7 points ago

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Ninja edit

You're doing it wrong.

[–]blackrug 5 points6 points ago

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whitney died, this is my chance to get some up votes

[–]jmthetank -1 points0 points ago

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If her life didn't give us anything worthwhile, maybe her death can.

[–]Rathalos 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]ignite14 2 points3 points ago

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No thank you. I think I'll erase the memory of clicking this link now.

[–]DOMination47 0 points1 point ago

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Awe niiiiiiiiiice. Source?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the one spider picture that I enjoy looking at.

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to say too soon but my laughter forced me to reconsider

[–]pizzles 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SychoTKT 0 points1 point ago

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[–]leeser3551 0 points1 point ago

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repost?

[–]smootie 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that spider was adorable. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[–]PenguinStar1996 0 points1 point ago

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oh god why do these things exist ?

[–]NathanExplosions 0 points1 point ago

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No matter what you take from her, you can't take away her dignity.

[–]sexylikeapeanut 0 points1 point ago

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What really happened....ALIENS.

[–]techmnml 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when this was the internet. Sigh...

[–]Jpeasy 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]YNot1989 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Whitney Houston, the R&B Clown. I DO COCAIN!

[–]bearvsoctopus 0 points1 point ago

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she got bit by a spider?

[–]soultron 0 points1 point ago

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It was wasps. She was killed by wasps.

[–]iq_32 0 points1 point ago

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that looks more like meth

[–]Gamblor 0 points1 point ago

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It wasn't the illegal drugs, it was the legal ones.

[–]Raptor-Llama 0 points1 point ago

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I misread as Wheatley (from Portal 2) and was very confused. Stupid human auto-complete whatever.

[–]desertdogkai 0 points1 point ago

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JUST LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!!!! BWHAAAAAAAA WHAAAAA!

[–]westbrookism 0 points1 point ago

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uh... i think its sand. gah.

[–]DenimChicken154 0 points1 point ago

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there needs to be a spider tag.

[–]DurrTheDragn 0 points1 point ago

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Just a spider tryna' catch a buzz

[–]BaWeepGranaWeep 0 points1 point ago

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Not just no...but HELL NO.

[–]scared2mosh 0 points1 point ago

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I posted the vid that is from a few weeks ago and got hit by the downvote brigade. The vid is even more terrifying IMO.

[–]railroadspike 0 points1 point ago

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Nope!

[–]Agent_Volkoff 0 points1 point ago

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was going to down vote since i HATE and scared of spiders, but UPVOTED due to it made me laugh too much

[–]blyndside 0 points1 point ago

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i believe the word you're looking for is nope.

[–]richyz 0 points1 point ago

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I completely agree NSFL. But what spider is that ?

[–]jmthetank 0 points1 point ago

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An icky one.

Icky.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 0 points1 point ago

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that thing is gross and adorable @ the same time

[–]daxter241 0 points1 point ago

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I was not ready for that shit....

[–]Molassesfatts 0 points1 point ago

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jesus reddit, you guys really need to see a psychiatrist about your arachnophobia.

[–]lebirdman -4 points-3 points ago

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I could not close this fast enough after opening it.

[–]Lokkur -1 points0 points ago

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Close.

It was Bobby Brown in the Billiards Rooms with a Crack Pipe. Mystery solved.

[–]Bulletproofman -4 points-3 points ago

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Nope