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[–]Harold_Grundelson 60 points61 points ago

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[–]Doggiestylze 7 points8 points ago

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wow, as someone who can say for the most part that they didn't really care for animaniacs, That was incredibly hilarious.

the lyrics to the song were the best part haha.

[–]landragoran 15 points16 points ago

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it's possible that you were too young to catch the full meaning of the animaniacs back in the day. they snuck a LOT of crap past the censors.

[–]JacobMHS 8 points9 points ago

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Finger prints was probably the best one.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago*

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I actually thought they didn't do that very well. Though, maybe since their demographic consisted of young children, they had to be overly obvious.

[–]doctor_shim 1 point2 points ago

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Most of the humour from Animaniacs is very obvious in its execution. That was one of the reasons I wasn't a big fan of them, Pinky and the Brain, and related cartoons.

While we are in the midst of a childhood cartoon "circle jerk," I will contribute by saying that Swatcats could take on a bunch of goofy bear-dogs any day.

[–]Mr_Rabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to watch this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Cerael 42 points43 points ago

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I was expecting Nigel Thornberry...

[–]Gathan 6 points7 points ago

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So was i

[–]YzermanToLidstrom 12 points13 points ago

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Here's the video the gif is from.

It happens at around 3:30

[–]atalkingcow 2 points3 points ago

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That video was horrible. Only the .gif part was funny.

[–]Shiftia 0 points1 point ago

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I love this video, especially the part with Jeremy Irons! Haha.

[–]TheFatKing25 24 points25 points ago

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I was expecting something a bit more... Smashing.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PurpledPixie 5 points6 points ago

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If this happened, all my childhood cats would have been nameless.

[–]P10_WRC 4 points5 points ago

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damn, and here i thought the 3D version was going to suck

[–]lt_toastyfishpants 4 points5 points ago

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Coffee meet keyboard.

[–]arikata 4 points5 points ago

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Fun fact, Simba was their second son.

[–]SyKoHPaTh 9 points10 points ago

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THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Amber_God_Of_Chaos 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer real world horror.

[–]TheSpartin 15 points16 points ago

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movie would have definitely been shorter...and would cut down on crappy sequels

[–]xebo 2 points3 points ago

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And Scar would have won!!! Fuck yeah, go Scar! It's yo birfday.

[–]TheFlyingNugget 10 points11 points ago

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HEY. HEY. HHEEEYYY. Crappy SEQUEL. singular. There was nothing wrong with The Lion King 2.

EDIT: accept for the absolutely terrible "love will find a way" song.

[–]zetversus 8 points9 points ago

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I must admit, LK2 was a 6/10 for me, which is quite an accomplishment compared to the rest of the direct to video sequels.

[–]chickenricekid 2 points3 points ago

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you forgot about Lion King 1.5

[–]ContiX 6 points7 points ago

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There is no Lion King 1.5. Nope. It does not exist.

[–]chollyer 0 points1 point ago

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While I have no doubt that the main driver was financially motivated, I don't think 1.5 was horrible. It was certainly unique - and kind of brilliant how they managed to tie everything in together.

[–]NinjaDog251 1 point2 points ago

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That's not really a sequal. I thought that was more of another view point of the same movie.

[–]Today_is_Thursday 3 points4 points ago

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The Lion King blooper reel: Nants ingonyama aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]mtheory007 2 points3 points ago

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You wouldnt believe how many Simbas they had to go through to get that shot right. Mandrils are notoriously clumsy and should really never be trusted with a baby of any kind.

[–]DackJ 1 point2 points ago

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I'm upvoting you just for knowing how to spell that properly.

[–]jakedgard1193 2 points3 points ago

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I was listening to the Circle of Life as I saw this post. The timing couldn't have been better.

[–]motney 3 points4 points ago

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Shit. My 3 year old just saw that.

[–]crogar 3 points4 points ago

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I was expecting Simba to have the face of Nigel Thornberry

[–]3h7rt6 0 points1 point ago

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As was I

[–]KaiserDragon 6 points7 points ago

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The Michael Jackson of the Disney world.

[–]AriBBCP 5 points6 points ago

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don't cats land on their feet?

[–]s_m_f_a_h 19 points20 points ago

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The funny thing about being dropped off a cliff is that which body part you land on doesn't make all that big of a difference.

[–]colossus16 3 points4 points ago

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Actually cats happen to be incredibly good at surviving falls from greater than 70 feet because they're really good at righting themselves mid-air and slowing down enough to reach a non-lethal terminal velocity.

[–]BrianBoyko 12 points13 points ago

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Is that true, Jaime?

Well, I don't know, Adam. Let's start small-scale and work our way up.

[–]flyheight 1 point2 points ago

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Where do the bombs come in?

[–]Thrasher1493 0 points1 point ago

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Terminal velocity will always be terminal velocity, you dont reach a jon lethal terminal velocity.

[–]mrsix 0 points1 point ago*

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Your terminal velocity can change depending on many characteristics such as shape, rotation, changes in the fluid properties, etc - it's all aerodynamics. Cats can right themselves, then 'fan out' to the point where their terminal velocity is slow enough to walk away with only minor injuries in a large number of cases.

You can certainly have a non-lethal terminal velocity - the terminal velocity of a 'human with a parachute' is very non-lethal. The terminal velocity of a lightly weighted human in water is extremely non-lethal, etc.

[–]Bakufun 0 points1 point ago

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You... non-lethal terminal velocity... you don't...

[–]AriBBCP -2 points-1 points ago

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iirc it wasn't that high up

[–]s_m_f_a_h 1 point2 points ago

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It looks pretty high up to me... From the shot right behind Simba the animals look really tiny.

[–]AriBBCP -2 points-1 points ago

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ah, maybe i'm mistaken then.

[–]xXxTrollxXx 0 points1 point ago

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Ask Mufasa

[–]idiot20 5 points6 points ago

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I chuckled at first, then I laughed for some time xD

[–]super3 2 points3 points ago

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Here is the video in a decent quality: http://youtu.be/gLri7hpHHVU?t=3m25s

[–]IamRem 2 points3 points ago

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This kills the Mandrill.

[–]Doggiestylze 1 point2 points ago

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And his flesh would have made a meal for many of the savannahs other thriving inhabitants. The circle of life.

[–]Stormdancer 1 point2 points ago

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This is why lions have litters.

[–]nick041 1 point2 points ago

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Well since that happened Simba would have never got caught in the stampede and Mufasa wouldn't have had to go save him. So Mufasa would have lived and Scar would have continued to be the bitch. So it's a good thing Simba died.

[–]motang 1 point2 points ago

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LOL!

[–]JLT303 1 point2 points ago

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OOOOOOH HOLY SHIT I JUST DROOOOOPPED SIMBA OFF OF THIS CLIFF (someone please hear this to the tune of the intro music).

[–]BallsDeepSombrero 1 point2 points ago

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Was expecting it to be porn. Pleasantly surprised.

[–]mparlett 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Crock5994 1 point2 points ago

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Like father like son? God now I feel terrible.

[–]apesoulja 2 points3 points ago

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lololololol

[–]Slackerchan 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this one of the ads for Lilo and Stitch? I definitely remember there being a Lion King one.

[–]kenored 0 points1 point ago

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teenhood improved

[–]Herp27 0 points1 point ago

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Yours or Nala's?

[–]trex88 0 points1 point ago

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would have saved that land a lot of trouble actually

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Shit, someone grab George."

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

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...And that night, the Lions had a dismal feast of Baboon, to commemorate the loss of their prince.

[–]daidandyy 0 points1 point ago

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cats land on their feet, right?

[–]s_m_f_a_h 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but when you fall off a cliff landing on your feet doesn't help all that much.

[–]Brianne123 0 points1 point ago

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Simba, no!!

[–]CreepyScoutmaster 0 points1 point ago

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Shit.

[–]barnsdl 0 points1 point ago

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My childhood was ruined when I found out Screech had a sex tape.

[–]BouncyBard 0 points1 point ago

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if simba were born into the Spartan community...

[–]blackbright 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of a spill.com animation to end their movie review.

[–]indiemonk 0 points1 point ago

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Simba's childhood was the one that really got ruined.

[–]mylescox 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is from my Tumblr.

[–]itsthe90s 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, this never gets old!

[–]weatherwar 0 points1 point ago

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I do this in Skyrim.

  1. Kill person near a cliff.
  2. Drag body to edge of cliff.
  3. Sing Lion King song out loud.
  4. Oops......

[–]CyrilJHicks 0 points1 point ago

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sir, if i could hire a million monkeys to give you a million up votes, i would readily do it.

[–]kurosaba 0 points1 point ago

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This had sounds in my head when he slipped...... wtf....

[–]Zeliss 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for the Nigel Thornberry.

[–]l1nk1npark 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. He really tumbl'd.

[–]Damimon 0 points1 point ago

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You win.

walks away FORGET IT! Fuckin- forget it!

[–]throwawaytown 0 points1 point ago

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Was it really an accident??

[–]whitchan 0 points1 point ago

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What, no Nigel?

[–]OldGregg570 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sevenyaaaaaaaa!

[–]3r1kw00t 0 points1 point ago

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If someone puts Nigel Thornberry's face on over when he looks back over the edge, I will fucking lose it.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Really? I find that extremely funny and am putting on pants to go buy the lion king on DVD

[–]SkinyJim 0 points1 point ago

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I was listening to Breaking Benjamin - Give me a sign when I saw this.

"I can feel you falling away"

[–]FaultyWires 0 points1 point ago

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Way to drop Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Eli Vance.

[–]HireALLTheThings 0 points1 point ago

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Another week, another repost of this gif. Circle of Life indeed.

[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

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This ruins your childhood?

[–]TemporalPriority -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting something more... "Smashing."

[–]Cerael -1 points0 points ago

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YES to this

[–]osi_iien -1 points0 points ago

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If i could double upvote this, I would. Three times.

[–]all1en -1 points0 points ago

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When I was child my friends hyped how the lion king was the best movie ever and shit. Then I saw it and I didn't think it was anything special. Maybe I've always had a bad taste about movies and music.

[–]IMoperator -1 points0 points ago

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Although I was born in the 90's, I have never seen this movie. Or basically any "classic" disney movie.

[–]n8dom -2 points-1 points ago

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If people watched this 10 times in a row, this would be the top post on Reddit today. I can't stop laughing.