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[–]JennyCide 32 points33 points ago

We used to have a dropbear problem in Scotland until the haggis ate them all.

[–]FravasTheBard 4 points5 points ago

No one in my country knows what haggis is.

[–]Nemesis427 2 points3 points ago

I've always wanted to try a wee bit of haggis. then i found out what it was.

[–]TomRegular 8 points9 points ago

This is how Lilo and Stitch should have ended.

[–]twilightmoons 13 points14 points ago

Just stick a fork in your hair, and you'll be fine. Drop bears are scared of the reflection, and leave you alone.

[–]soggies 7 points8 points ago

Or put toothpaste behind your ear.

[–]mattxblack 10 points11 points ago

I think you'll find it's Vegemite. I visited six times and have never been attacked with Vegemite behind the ears.

[–]jojojoy 1 point2 points ago

I only get attacked with Vegemite 3/8 times.

[–]twilightmoons 1 point2 points ago

That just sounds silly.

[–]pandawelch 9 points10 points ago

Not as bad as those hoop-snakes...

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

but most of them have been eaten by the spiders

[–]lucilletwo 3 points4 points ago

Furthermore, tourists should be warned of the danger of Tyre Snakes. These highly venemous reptiles nest towards the top of large hills and mountains, and will tirelessly pursue and attack any intruder into their territory to distances of up to several kilometers. In order to better chase their prey, they have adopted the technique of temporarily swallowing their own tail (forming a circular shape) and rolling downhill towards the victim. Using this method they can reach speeds of up to 45km/hour on steep declines, and when they are within 1-2 meters they will often quickly straighten their bodies, allowing them to launch up off the ground and strike their target in the upper chest, neck or head.

Precautions must be taken to avoid these skilled predators; since they primarily aim their attacks towards the face and neck, they can be defeated by improvised facial protection, such as a metal rubbish bin inverted and placed over the upper body. It is for this secondary reason such bins are placed with higher frequency around hilly tourist areas and mountainous nature preserves. If you or your family suspect that you are being stalked by a tyre snake, seek out your nearest bin, dump any waste on the ground and promptly place over your neck and shoulders; assure your own protection is in place before assisting others. As tyre snakes are additionally frightened by loud noises, make any attempt possible to locate nearby fallen branches or other hard objects and bang them against each other's bins as hard and frequently as possible.

Be safe, and enjoy our beautiful country!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ireminded of the desert variety we have here. Same instructions. Repeatedly knock two beach rocks together hard. The noise wards them off.

[–]Tiak 8 points9 points ago

Dreadful creatures. My parents visited Australia for a month or so a few years back and one of these things narrowly missed my mother. She still has trouble walking on that leg.

[–]epsil0n 0 points1 point ago

Wait, SHE STILL HAS A LEG? Your mum must be one Bad Ass Mother Fucker

[–]Tiak 0 points1 point ago

I said she has a leg, I never said how much of one, or that she has a foot.

Prosthetics these days are amazing.

[–]BakerofHumanPies 11 points12 points ago

The same thing happened to my dingo's baby.

[–]oh_that_girl 2 points3 points ago

This looks about as graphic as other psa-type commercials in Australia. I gagged seeing an anti-smoking commercial once

[–]x0mb13z 2 points3 points ago

Dude the whole Dropbear thing is one of the many reasons I love Australians

[–]SteveScagbaron 6 points7 points ago

That guy's got serious bacon-neck

[–]Kracus 22 points23 points ago

NSFL dude...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

How? It's just a bloody dead guy. You need to get out more, man.

[–]Vianim 1 point2 points ago

I say it's because he has been out too much; the internet hasn't had the time to corrupt his mind.  

Only a matter of time, my friend. Only a matter of time.

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

FUCK OFF. IT HAS A MOTHERFUCKIN DROP BEAR IN THE PHOTO.

[–]found314 1 point2 points ago

I was just in Australia for 8 months...

tried to go for a year but a dropbear attack cut my trip short.

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY WAS IN AUSTRALIA. BOW DOWN.

[–]found314 0 points1 point ago

This guy missed the joke :(

I wish I was funnier

[–]Carliiful 1 point2 points ago

Vegemite behind the ears stops them, they hate the smell or something.

Source: i live in Australia.

[–]Heathenforhire 1 point2 points ago

This is not WTF. This is a very important safety message designed to save lives. I've lost friends to these fucking things and I'll not have you make light of it.

[–]Placidity 1 point2 points ago

Authorised by the australian government canberra.

[–]TheRedMambo 2 points3 points ago

[–]tinhat 2 points3 points ago

... and that's why, when I was in army cadets we had to always wear a hat!

[–]woodyb 0 points1 point ago

The hat may protect you from the initial impact of the bear, but nothing stops it from going for your throat. The only way to be sure you are safe from the drop bear is to install a spike on your hat, so any fuzzy threat will be impaled.

[–]imperialxcereal 2 points3 points ago

I had a love for Koala Bears starting from when I was about 5 years old and got a new 'blankie' that had a koala on it. Noozles, actually. I still have it.

Thinking my beloved blankie had an animal that could maul your face on it disturbs me more than it should.

[–]formington 2 points3 points ago

Apparently, Dropbears are very different from your average Koalas. How to tell the difference twixt the two is the trick.

[–]Vectr0n 1 point2 points ago

They're not bears, they're marsupials.

[–]fabis 3 points4 points ago

Wait, this is real? Don't Koalas eat leaves?

[–]irisher[!] 12 points13 points ago

The entire nation/continent of Australia got together and decided to troll the rest of the world with fake animals such as hoop snakes and drop bears.

[–]wanderso24 12 points13 points ago

My sister was killed by a hoop snake...they're very real.

[–]formington 4 points5 points ago*

My sister was bitten by a moose once.

EDIT: was

[–]Captain_Hammertoe 3 points4 points ago

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[–]seaships 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]Orichalcon 6 points7 points ago

People like you are the reason the fatality rate is so high. You might think it's funny to make people think it's just a big joke, but then they come here unprepared for the very real danger of drop bears.

[–]formington 2 points3 points ago

woohoo...an irisher talking about trying to spoof others...i am agog. Two words: pocket fish.

Nuff said.

[–]husker_ 1 point2 points ago

My brother was maimed by a drop bear. They need to know this is real. Forewarned is forearmed.

[–]LordOfGummies 6 points7 points ago

Dude NSFW.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

First the facts:

  • You're in r/WTF.
  • WTF means "What The Fuck".
  • NSFW means "Not Safe For Work".

If your employer has policies on acceptable internet usage, then simply being on reddit is probably a violation of them. If reddit it allowed, but other coworkers can see your screen, then r/wtf should be unsubscribed from.

You should expect every post here to be NSFW.

[–]Fjosnisse 17 points18 points ago

ALL NSFW posts must be tagged as such or WILL be removed.

[–]gronkkk 10 points11 points ago

You should expect every post here to be NSFW.

I don't mind looking at boobies, tentacleporn or whatever sexually flavored WTF-images. I do not particularly enjoy looking at gore.

[–]thaddeusgreenhand 5 points6 points ago

I sort of agree with you but subreddits have rules. "ALL NSFW posts must be tagged as such or WILL be removed."

[–]DownWithTheShip 4 points5 points ago

You are wrong

[–]wanderso24 -1 points0 points ago

slow clap

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate nsfw tags even if I should be able to guess wehther they're nsfw, because I often open links without reading the title/subreddit, but I do notice the tags

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Generally the word fuck is not safe for use at work. I take it that a WhattheFuck subreddit is default not safe for work. That said I work from home so fuck you assholes.

[–]PhantomPhun 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, there's the problem. I also work from home and/or my own business locations. Most of the cube drones feel such massive frustration over giving up most of their personal freedoms for a measly salary that they want the online world (their only peek at the freedom you and I have) to be carefully filtered so they don't lose their jobs.

Grow some balls people, and start some businesses. Get off the corporate teat and live a real life.

[–]UnashamedPacifist -2 points-1 points ago

You care way too much about this. Go make some tea and come back when your focus is in balance.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Chemical deficiencies resulting in bi-polar disorder can not be fixed by tea. ಠ_ಠ Two more hours and I can dose up again.

[–]double 0 points1 point ago

This was on my front-page, didn't see that it was r/wtf...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Unsubscribe from WTF in that case, or create a work account that is unsub'd.

[–]double 1 point2 points ago

I was at home... and hell no, unsubscribe from wtf, WTF! Hells no.

[–]gloomdoom -1 points0 points ago

STOP MAKING SENSE.

[–]DubaiCM 1 point2 points ago

NSFL for gore.

[–]JacobGoesHAM 0 points1 point ago

NSFW maybe? I feel like I probably should have not clicked on that with 50 students right behind me.

[–]sbaiamonte -1 points0 points ago

Maybe a NSFW tag next time? You know, on account of the dead guy with blood all over his face.

[–]GuantanaMo 7 points8 points ago

Well, to be fair, it is /r/WTF after all.

[–]kgmoome -3 points-2 points ago

Why are there downvotes on this comment?

Who ever downvoted this comment must be the same jerk offs who post Anime cartoons and mark them NSFW.

[–]Insomaniacc 0 points1 point ago

[–]9bowlsofsoup 0 points1 point ago

Scary picture - downvote, dropbears - upvote. Lets leave it neutral then.

[–]electromagnetic_ice 0 points1 point ago

Not what I was expecting. Not that I knew what to expect, it's just that wasn't it.

[–]Sandmanifest 0 points1 point ago

Didn't I see Dropbears listed in Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses, and Lichens of Terror Incognita, Volume 29C, Part 4?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 1 point2 points ago

yep i think you will find most of the sheep in there too! also watch out for large wooden boxes on lots of little legs

[–]Sandmanifest 0 points1 point ago

At least one person saw and caught that. I am content.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

How could I not!

[–]masterbates 0 points1 point ago

Two flower ?

[–]kxhawkins 0 points1 point ago

I guess "dropbear" is commie for koala?

[–]MarsColonist 0 points1 point ago

A brave soul took that picture.

[–]shaunofthekemp 0 points1 point ago

I thought dropbears were made up until I visited australia and one dropped right in front of me. thing almost got me it was horrifying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Farking drop bears, the beer makes them go dingo.

[–]yearz 0 points1 point ago

Is this real or a hoax? /ignorant American

[–]thargorbarbarian 0 points1 point ago

ohgodwhy! drop bears gonna getcha

[–]GodGiven42 1 point2 points ago

Downvote this trash. Taking gore and photoshopping in an animal is not wtf. Its pathetic.

[–]mra99 0 points1 point ago

When is the commercial coming out?

[–]raconteuring 0 points1 point ago

How can all these people not see that it is a horrible photoshop for a joke that they are falling for?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

HERP A DERP AUSTRALIA UPSIDE DOWN KANGAROO LOLOLOL HAVE SOME AUSTRALIAN UPVOTES (THEYRE ACTUALLY DOWNVOTES LOLOLOLOLOL)

r/australiacirclejerk

[–]wakaba -4 points-3 points ago

I'm sorry, but I don't get it. Is this a joke or is this for real?

[–]seaships 2 points3 points ago

trolling the tourists

[–]wakaba 1 point2 points ago

I see, thanks!

[–]Stitchy506 -1 points0 points ago

I was in Australia a few months ago doing training with their military, and the Australia Army printed off this and put it all over the place. They tricked a lot of people into believing it was real. They made stories about the drop bears and preventive measures to avoid them. People are so gullible.

[–]slowfox -1 points0 points ago

Doogie Howser.

[–]the_leif -1 points0 points ago

[–]masterbates 0 points1 point ago

They are actually very real, don't believe everything in Wiki. Have a look at this article from the Australian Museum

[–]garysnail123 -1 points0 points ago

Reposted in record time!

Let's see what the judges have to say...

[–]pseudoart -1 points0 points ago

Australia, eh? That'd be look down, then!

[–]FoieTorchon -2 points-1 points ago

Only marmite will deter them!! Just smear it all over your face before you leave the plane...

[–]anchordown 0 points1 point ago

gross

[–]MikeWulf -3 points-2 points ago

This is not what a drop bear looks like. We call these 'Koalas'. Foreigners may know them better as 'Koala Bears'. I don't know why they call them that.

[–]ctesibius 8 points9 points ago

Yes, but no-one is sure what a drop bear looks like. There are no surviving witnesses!