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[–]lrdwnstnrk 819 points820 points ago

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Is this a still from the new Walking Dead episode?

[–]LongStories_net 298 points299 points ago*

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It's Shake-Face.

You first try to relax the muscles in your jaw and then rotate your head back and forth as quickly as possible.

Amazingly derptastic photo guaranteed everytime.

Edit: Apparently the correct name is "jowling".

[–]kalpol 43 points44 points ago

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Also do the pbbtbtbtb thing with your lips while taking a picture. Hilarious results.

[–]tangopopper 86 points87 points ago

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Saliva...all over my screen.

[–]Lawsuitup 5 points6 points ago

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Read as Salvia.

[–]AlternateFire1 8 points9 points ago

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I have more than Saliva on mine

[–]irish711 27 points28 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]AlternateFire1 7 points8 points ago

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that was the look on my g/f face when she walked in

[–]tangopopper 2 points3 points ago

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g/f means girlfriend/friend. He has been friendzoned and he doesn't even know it.

[–]esther_mouse 15 points16 points ago

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[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Airazz 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Deus_Ex_Mac 21 points22 points ago

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We call it jowling in my neck of the woods

[–]bare_grylls 196 points197 points ago

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[–]dubstepzb 33 points34 points ago

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I fink u freeky. ಠ_ಠ

[–]rotzooi 13 points14 points ago

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(and I like you a lot)

[–]intertron1 2 points3 points ago*

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I can't believe that vid is only at 10k hits.

Edit: corrected link

[–]reardan 118 points119 points ago

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boots and cats

[–]jcroucher56 54 points55 points ago

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It works better without the and. Emphasis on boots cats.

For anyone wondering what is going on, trying saying it fast. Now you know how to beatbox.

[–]rabbidpanda 91 points92 points ago

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Alternately, repeat "Take a poo, take a piss" at increasing speeds.

[–]ZombieSpiders 25 points26 points ago

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Ahh, that is a good way to make yourself laugh.

[–]squallluis 34 points35 points ago

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Drop in a random burp or two and you've now ventured into this thing kids nowadays call dubstep.

[–]zublits 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, that beat pattern more closely resembles Drum & Bass, or Breakbeat.

[–]elesdee 4 points5 points ago

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WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWUBWUBBRRRRRRRRWUBWUBWUBRRRRRR

[–]evan_ktbd 35 points36 points ago

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I see what you're trying to say but I disagree. It's not better without the and. It's just a different "beat." If you insert the "and" in between, there is more of an emphasis on the "opening/closing of a hi-hat" type sound.

[–]jcroucher56 5 points6 points ago

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I suppose you are correct. I just never think of that as being a part of the beatboxing sounds. For drums, though, sure.

[–]Brosuff 18 points19 points ago

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I'm more of a "boots and cats and" guy myself.

[–]SharkMolester 13 points14 points ago

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Why can't I stop watching this? o.o

[–]PseudoVestus 12 points13 points ago

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From this in case anyone is wondering.

[–]aerosquid 62 points63 points ago

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Yo-Landi Vi$$er! I love her!

[–]solarnexus 24 points25 points ago

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She's awesome.

Then again everything about Die Antwoord is awesome.

[–]Drone9 23 points24 points ago

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I find them terrifying!

[–]solarnexus 41 points42 points ago

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Die Antwoord is, how can I describe it... art. definitely art.

They are so far from what is considered normal, they are beautiful in the way they are unashamedly ugly, and you can tell it is a calculated part of their act.

it's really hard to describe the attraction of Die Antwoord, but I can totally understand why some people don't like them.

Part of the appeal of them is that they are so different, so un-hollywood.

They have refined a way of being their own thing, genre, whatever to such a point where it polarises people. You either love them or hate them.

Personally, I found them incredibly weird at first, then I began to love them. They never stop being weird. Thats half the pleasure.

[–]colorpulate 9 points10 points ago

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I love them, but never found them particularly weird. Yeah, they've got their own thing going on but it isn't totally bizarre or anything. You can find similar art and music all over the place.

[–]aurevoirmeatball 2 points3 points ago

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So fancy!

[–]HamfacePorktard 5 points6 points ago

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Hey Fatty Boom Boom! Just saw them last night in DC.

[–]rustedarm 13 points14 points ago

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yo-yo-yolandi vi$$a

[–]solarnexus 8 points9 points ago

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She's a rich bitch!

[–]GeoM56 15 points16 points ago

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I saw her Friday. She was where the saying "I've got the weirdest boner right now" came from. Seriously, it's so weird. Why is she hot?

[–]frobischer 45 points46 points ago

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Because she's a beautiful and talented young woman who has done some things to make herself odd. The oddness lowers her appeal but makes her more exotic. You can't look away. She's like a train wreck you want to have sex with.

[–]YesNoMaybe 14 points15 points ago

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You can't look away. She's like a train wreck you want to have sex with.

I think Bjork has that phrase copyrighted.

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[–]YogiWanKenobi 13 points14 points ago

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Bjork has the face of a sea mammal.

[–]joemangle 19 points20 points ago

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Well she has a pretty awesome figure and a near-perfect rack, so it's not too hard to overlook her lack of eyebrows and otherwise unconventional facial features. Plus she looks like she would be into some adventurous shenanigans in the bedroom, if you take my meaning.

[–]seamouse 11 points12 points ago

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I always figured she'd start off kind of freaky, then scratch my face and eat my genitals like some deranged baboon. But maybe some people are into that sort of thing.

[–]vampyroteuthis 2 points3 points ago

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Also, she's got eyebrows. They're just so pale it's hard to see them. Of course, that's not to say that she's never maybe shaved them off.

[–]orangekoala 10 points11 points ago

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WIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLEWIGGLE!

[–]hokiebeer 6 points7 points ago

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Did not realize that jowling had another name.

[–]oldaccount 63 points64 points ago

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The one on the left is Dave Grohl. So I think this a shoot for their new video.

[–]rabbidpanda 34 points35 points ago

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Your comment is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[–]ifoughtpiranhas 8 points9 points ago

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[–]nickhenne 87 points88 points ago

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SOPHIA!!!!?

[–]aprildh08 19 points20 points ago

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Spoiler?

I'M SO GLAD THAT BITCH IS DEAD

[–]ForeverUnclean 25 points26 points ago

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Sophia died a long time ago.

[–]irish711 10 points11 points ago

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Twice.... TWICE that stupid little girl couldn't follow directions!!!!

[–]Barleybomb 13 points14 points ago

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YES, The show went from epic zombie survival (fucking tanks and shit!), to little country farm reality show about searching for children lost in the woods. I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY that bitch is finally dead.

[–]xingtheking 492 points493 points ago

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We've reached capacity for derp.

[–]Chubbstock 367 points368 points ago

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"critical derp"

[–]esoterrorcat 125 points126 points ago

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"derp impact"

[–]namtrix 57 points58 points ago

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Dangerous amounts of derp, derp overload, derp overload!

[–]nuinbot 69 points70 points ago

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Derp unavoidable. Prepare for herpderp meltdown!

[–]B5_S4 73 points74 points ago

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We're going to herpcon 1 people, get the president to the bunker.

[–]raffletime 28 points29 points ago

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The herpshield derpfense array is up and operational, Commander.

[–]esoterrorcat 37 points38 points ago

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we've never seen this degree of derp before men. all of your training has led you to this moment.

[–]BrendanFraser 39 points40 points ago

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I don't know if I'm ready for this amount of derp sir

[–]meddlingbarista 47 points48 points ago

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Herp yourself together, soldier!

[–]zeejay11 6 points7 points ago

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Capt. Shes gonna blow

[–]kenata88 24 points25 points ago

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Our shields can never deflect derp of that magnitute!

[–]Harold_Grundelson 34 points35 points ago

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♫ It's the end of the herp as we derp it ♫

[–]frostiitute 18 points19 points ago

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And so it begins, the greatest derp of our time.

[–]rabbidpanda 18 points19 points ago

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This is the way the world ends: not with a herp, but a derp.

[–]TheAngryBlueberry 4 points5 points ago

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But derp... derp never changes.

[–]trakam 7 points8 points ago

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J OppenHerper: ""Now, I am become Derp, the destroyer of worlds."

[–]Darthcaboose 9 points10 points ago

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We require more derphine gas!

[–]terrystop0094 4 points5 points ago

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derpcore breach

[–]djmonarck 10 points11 points ago

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derpcon 1

[–]jcshaull77 8 points9 points ago

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Maximum Derp... Engage!

[–]ricketydoodah 6 points7 points ago

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make it so

[–]ShallowJam 2 points3 points ago

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She just cant derp anymore, Captain!

[–]iwillupvoteyourface 92 points93 points ago

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Looks like some one just opened the Ark of the Covenant

[–]fairypants 114 points115 points ago

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Soon to be former friends after they see this!

[–]bluemdown[S] 38 points39 points ago

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Couldn't help myself....I'm a bad bad person!

[–]DocterGrimbles 125 points126 points ago

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could you post some pics of them looking normal, just so we can compare the level of derpness?

[–]wurkwurk 92 points93 points ago

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I got some bad news for you junior, this is normal.

[–]OutInTheBlack 48 points49 points ago

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Read this in Sean Connery's voice, cannot unhear..

[–]cly8419 35 points36 points ago

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OP probably got the picture off Google. He most likely doesn't know these people and doesn't have normal pictures of them.

[–]The_Cameraman 10 points11 points ago

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You know, for science.

[–]soloreddit 22 points23 points ago

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What in the name of the gods is in her glass!? It looks like she's holding stemware filled with vomit.

[–]Aethios 5 points6 points ago

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It's hard to tell because it's being sloshed around so much, but it looks to me like Rosé or White Zinfandel.

[–]poorat 19 points20 points ago*

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Unless you were at the grammys...this ain't you

http://www.facebook.com/stantonwarriors

[–]bluemdown[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Grammys??

Original picture

[–]purpleOranges 6 points7 points ago

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facebook page has it posted five hours ago.

OP has it posted four hours ago.

Sounds like the OP lies and wanders facebook too much.

[–]tgam 7 points8 points ago

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look at you, responding like you actually took this picture. at least post the title, reap karma, and silently walk away.

[–]ronsfuckingwanson 18 points19 points ago

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In fairness, that one chick has a very big heart.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 51 points52 points ago

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This will replace the giant squid in my nightmares.

[–]feltpen 40 points41 points ago

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This will replace the giant squid in my sex fantasy.

[–]sajisavat 20 points21 points ago

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Just a happy addition for me ^ _ ^

[–]ihavespellingproblem 15 points16 points ago

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This is how duckface went out of fashion

[–]webby_mc_webberson 77 points78 points ago

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"When suddenly, the centrifuge stopped."

[–]feltpen 42 points43 points ago

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Club Centrifuge.

[–]reardan 19 points20 points ago

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patent pending

[–]mafu99 266 points267 points ago

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These aren't your friends, unless you are a DJ called Burnski who posted this two days ago on Facebook. link

[–]darklight12345 76 points77 points ago

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OR

they are her friends, and thats the dj that works at the club they went to. The DJ part might...ya know...hint that he was DJing?

[–]richardjohn 6 points7 points ago

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He's not the kind of DJ who works in a club.

[–]silveraw 16 points17 points ago

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is he the kind of DJ that works in a pub?

[–]fallingshoes 16 points17 points ago

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He doesn't scratch in a club, he doesn't scratch in a pub.

[–]JTCC 11 points12 points ago

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He doesn't scratch here or there

[–]avsbmn7 22 points23 points ago

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He simply scratches everywhere.

[–]ZombieSpiders 2 points3 points ago

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Whether under tree or on his knee

[–]budgiesmuggler 5 points6 points ago

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No, they are his friends. I saw the conversation on facebook where he asked permission from one of the girls to share it on reddit. It is possible that they have friends OTHER than that DJ called Burnski.

[–]Marcob10 15 points16 points ago

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But saying he knows them gives so much more karma!

[–]downbeat57 10 points11 points ago

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Because she said she took the picture? Why is it implausible the OP knows them?

[–]natoration 5 points6 points ago

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The girls are tagged too, btw, so you can actually see their facebook page, and they actually look pretty normal!

[–]Black_Gold 2 points3 points ago

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But they are his VIRTUAL friends!

[–]mr3looc 33 points34 points ago

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Did she throw up into that wine glass?

[–]Swillyums 18 points19 points ago

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No, she threw up on herself, then picked a drink that looked similar to vomit to disguise her own.

[–]cluelesspuma 14 points15 points ago

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I threw up in my red cup once, carried it for a little then placed it down on the table and got a new one. I thought it was smooth.

[–]cantquitereddit 15 points16 points ago

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[–]bersh 5 points6 points ago

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I feel for the person who found your cup the next day...knocked over.

[–]jles 30 points31 points ago

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[–]FlashHeartUK 185 points186 points ago

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your friends? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150580843923889&set=a.88623283888.75935.21461308888&type=1 you could at least give the source, makes it funnier tbh

[–]budgiesmuggler 75 points76 points ago*

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Whoa whoa whoa, just because it has been posted elsewhere on the internet doesn't mean the OP isn't friends with these girls. I know the OP, and I saw this shared on his facebook page, with comments from one of the girls IN the photo. So calm down. Yes, it has been shared on sites other than reddit, but the OP definitely knows the girls in question. I will screencap the conversation and post it.

Edit: Screen cap of the conversation between the OP and one of the girls in the picture.

[–]deepwank 4 points5 points ago

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"You look like the poster girls for ketamine!!" ಠ_ಠ

[–]675675TEN 171 points172 points ago

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OPS A PHONY SOUND THE ALARMS OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY BOLOGNA!!!

[–]reardan 53 points54 points ago

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phony bologna is possibly the goofiest phrase ever conceived. its like an optical illusion

[–]mostlyyesbutonlyno 17 points18 points ago

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Here:

phogna bologna

Does this help?

[–]reardan 9 points10 points ago

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phogna bolony

[–]mostlyyesbutonlyno 2 points3 points ago

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Bolony? What's in your sandwich, dude?

[–]tony_bologna 9 points10 points ago

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;_;

[–]between0and1 33 points34 points ago

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so, we've come full circle. reddit stealing facebook posts...

[–]w2tpmf 5 points6 points ago

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It's not stealing when the OP gets the photo from his own facebook.

[–]TonyBattie69 10 points11 points ago

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Curious. Very curious.

[–]Black_Gold 6 points7 points ago

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It HAD to be at a Skrillex party.

[–]Wolfosaurus 39 points40 points ago

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I'd still have sex with them, so I'm confused...

[–]desmond234 15 points16 points ago

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Same, better let them have a few more drinks before we make our move.

[–]Askura 6 points7 points ago

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I see you've been reading the date rape thread that's currently below this one.

[–]Sugar_Skull 7 points8 points ago

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Well they may not be at their most glamorous, you know these chicks can party! (And look like they care more that they're having a good time than if they look good or not, which is cool.)

[–]DazBlintze 118 points119 points ago

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Those chicks look so British...

[–]Yid 25 points26 points ago

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OP is Irish, so I hope they are paddy. We've got our fair share of dogs here already.

[–]urine_luck 3 points4 points ago

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i thought the same because of the...erm...expressions etc, but they dont look british, not even english...

[–]joe_archer 18 points19 points ago

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Either there were some serious amounts of MDMA being taken or you're a genius with a camera.

[–]13lazer 9 points10 points ago

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That's exactly what I was thinking, E-tarded.

[–]alle0441 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty sure it's the former.

[–]assbandito 20 points21 points ago

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I actually choked on rice crackers after looking at this, and I think they're still stuck up there. So much class in one picture, I can hardly stand it.

[–]kerps 21 points22 points ago

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Rice crackers? Wheatard

[–]anotherperson23 5 points6 points ago

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+1 for the guy on the far left. He's all, "I'd tap that."

[–]Whiskerz 4 points5 points ago

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Is that David Grohl with a heart on his chest?

[–]Lakeside 9 points10 points ago

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I believe they're Jowling intentionally

[–]pilksahoy 8 points9 points ago*

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Those two in the back don't seem nearly as impressed as they should be to be dancing with the love-child of Baba Booey and Beetlejuice.

[–]drtide4 3 points4 points ago

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[–]profanusmaximus 4 points5 points ago

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You can't fool me. That's clearly a photo of Nirvana in dresses.

[–]dclowd9901 2 points3 points ago

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Why's Dave Grohl wearing that hideous dress?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Fuckin sexy tarts!

[–]reardan 19 points20 points ago*

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[–]Fr4t 5 points6 points ago

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I saw this on facebook first... ... cries

[–]alphalaz 2 points3 points ago

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You're like the best friend ever by up-loading this into reddit.

[–]p8ntslinger 2 points3 points ago

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jesus.

[–]GrandmaIncest 2 points3 points ago

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[–]InsertDiscSeven 2 points3 points ago

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I find this very difficult to masturbate to.

[–]davidnhc7 2 points3 points ago

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Dubstep wedding dj

[–]NRKissed 2 points3 points ago

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Is this what you get when you purchase the discount version of girls gone wild?

[–]keyboardjock 2 points3 points ago

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The fairer of the sexes.

[–]iamhusband 2 points3 points ago

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They're just jowling like me. Probably weren't even drunk.

[–]D0natell0 8 points9 points ago

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There should be a rule on Reddit where if you are going to post some goofy derp shots of your drunk friends having a good time then you must post a pic of yourself doing exactly the same thing or else you are just being an asshole.

[–]eightballart 7 points8 points ago

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Do you have a 'normal' photo of them for comparison?

[–]Mystery_Hours 5 points6 points ago

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That is the normal photo, you don't want to see the other one

[–]PBXbox 3 points4 points ago*

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Is that a goblet full of vomit? That must have been one helluva party.

[–]DRTwitch1 6 points7 points ago

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I want to do a faceswap......but i don't know which face to choose.

[–]dovhakiin 5 points6 points ago

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NEVER go full retard

[–]greengoddess 11 points12 points ago

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I'd hit that... with a bat

[–]adeelies 11 points12 points ago

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I think someone beat you to it

[–]jackass706 7 points8 points ago

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Nah, she walked into a bar.

[–]FmMan3 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know what she ordered in the bar? Looks like it has quite the punch to it.

[–]khdutton 5 points6 points ago

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Still would.

[–]Ruddiver 5 points6 points ago

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Thats not nice to make fun of the Special Olympics Prom.

[–]Kunkletown 4 points5 points ago

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Alcohol: Not even once.

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[–]ranthonyv 1 point2 points ago

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Somehow, still better than the duckface.

[–]epinephrine722 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this pop up two places on Facebook, almost a full day before you posted it here as your "lady friends." I'm curious if we just know the same people because the two people I've seen put it up never claimed to know these girls.

[–]oneslyfox 1 point2 points ago

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On the eve of Valentine's Day, thank you for reaffirming my self confidence of the fact of why I'm single: the options just aren't that great.

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 1 point2 points ago

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in my days of drinking ive never seen anyone make those faces

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They're so photogenic!

[–]iSteve 1 point2 points ago

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It's not roofies, it's the jaegermeister.

[–]slander420 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like the one in the middle is holding a wine glass full of puke.

[–]HeSaidSarcastically 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to see a before and after shot to know what i am looking at. I didn't realize how many Daughters Sarah Jessica Parker had...

[–]madwickedguy 1 point2 points ago

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Herpette, Derpina and Bob

[–]DreamStealer 1 point2 points ago

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Can we stop talking about derp now? Kthnx bye

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Are these the angry type zombies or the slow lumbering ones?

[–]stikkit2em 1 point2 points ago

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Braaaiiinnnsss.

[–]j8sadm632b 1 point2 points ago

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This picture is so bad that it's impressive.

[–]DanKiely 1 point2 points ago

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doesn't matter had sex

[–]DancesWithCanoes 1 point2 points ago

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"we're just going out for one drink"

[–]limeymarie 1 point2 points ago

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That wine glass...WTF is in that wine glass...0_o

[–]Slutmaster83 1 point2 points ago

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You've got some classy friends!

[–]KwaggaZA 1 point2 points ago

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Cannot look away!

[–]tratatatatata 1 point2 points ago

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Alcohol is hell of a drug.

[–]Syd3trakt 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know they had a gala ball for the Special Olympics.

[–]deathbyvaccine 1 point2 points ago

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At first glance, I thought the one in the middle was naked.

[–]well_golly 1 point2 points ago

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This photo was difficult to fap to.

Still, I worked through it.

[–]rwingvr6 1 point2 points ago

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Are they in a wind tunnel?