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[–]Ovedya2011 9 points10 points ago

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TIL the origins of pedobear.

[–]Leaves_You_Hanging 5 points6 points ago

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Man he hides those 1500 pounds well...

[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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Those 1500 pounds are actually 17 children stuffed into his coat.

[–]Hypersapien 4 points5 points ago

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Honestly, if you're getting eaten by a 1500 pound grizzly bear, I don't think it matters whether or not if it's rabid.

[–]robin1961 4 points5 points ago

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Again, Stephen Colbert is prescient. I paraphrase: "Number one on our Threatdown list? BEARS!!"

[–]TheSpartin 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but what type of bear is best?

[–]Hypersapien 1 point2 points ago

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This post reminded me of this from last year.

[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 3 points4 points ago

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I am REALLY happy that all those disgusting subreddits got taken down.

[–]electricfoxx 5 points6 points ago

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One more to go. /r/spacedicks

[–]PhilosophicFruitFly 1 point2 points ago

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BOSS FIGHT

[–]STRONTJESBERG 1 point2 points ago

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Glad to see someone else agrees that nothing is wrong with /r/beatingwomen, /r/rapingwomen and /r/beatingchildren!

[–]wallaceofspades -1 points0 points ago

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dude, /r/beatingchildren has like 7 posts, and most are not children being beat. But i agree with the other two, and /r/rape /r/chokeabitch /r/beatingcripples and /r/killingwomen is a bad one.

[–]wallychamp 3 points4 points ago

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How do you people even know about these? Did you just spend an hour typing r/the worst shit I can think of off the top of my head?

[–]wallaceofspades 0 points1 point ago

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I went to the guy before me's links to see if they were real / how bad they were, and those pages link to my pages on the sidebar.

[–]drunkendonuts 1 point2 points ago

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I forgot about killingwomen...

[–]dirtyliberals -1 points0 points ago*

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Besides the gore posts, whats so bad about /r/chokeabitch thats a sexual fetish, where do you get off judging people for their sexual preferences.

EDIT: /r/rape seems to be a sexual fetish subreddit as well, I highly doubt theres any real rape material there, just a bunch of people with a socially unacceptable and possibly dangerous(debatable as much as violence in video games) fetish.

[–]wallaceofspades 0 points1 point ago

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if its roleplay that's fine. However, since I don't frequent these reddits, I'm basing judgement of the reddit name being literal, in which case chokeabitch A.demoralizes women by calling them bitches and B. is physically hurtful, and rape is just wrong. So, maybe they should be /r/chokeingwomenfetish, and /r/roleplayratewithconsenualadults.

[–]dirtyliberals 1 point2 points ago

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Really sounds like it would take the fun out of it, sounds WAY too politically correct.

[–]hachuri 1 point2 points ago

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When is it ever appropriate to knowingly repost something?

[–]ieatbees 2 points3 points ago

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After a while it becomes nostalgia.

[–]Hardx[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Always.

[–]jamstight 1 point2 points ago

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This is how reddit operates.

[–]The_Alaskan 0 points1 point ago

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Serious business.

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

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can someone find the one of this thats cthulu?

[–]SHOESINTOILET 1 point2 points ago

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You mean this?

[–]dugie13 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bitch_im_a_lion 0 points1 point ago

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Of course bears can type. What kind of idiot wouldn't know that?

[–]W1ND0L1CK3R 0 points1 point ago

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How did said bear get in the mall??

[–]TheCruel 0 points1 point ago

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koR3a.jpg nice!

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[–]TheCruel -4 points-3 points ago

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But that's only for young beauty, I thought that was evident...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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As this sub, and your user along with it will likely be deleted in the next few hours.

I will now wish cancer on you one last time, before you are gone for good.

You like to post pictures of little girls? Well you are now my little bitch.

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[–]TheCruel -3 points-2 points ago

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It isn't cp. But regardless, it's hardly appropriate for you to post pornography in a sub reddit full of pictures of little girls. You're demented to want to mix porn and children. Get help.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We will post more grandma porn so you and your sick pedophile friends can't fap.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just going to get him arrested.

[–]YoureThePedo 0 points1 point ago

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OMG! Congrats! It's you! You're the pedo!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Please mother fucker, you posted a pic of a topless 12 year old in the last 24 hours.

If you care, that's the one the FBI was interested in when they called me back.

[–]FaroutIGE 0 points1 point ago

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS DOWNVOTED I FOUND IT FUNNY JERKS

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[–]genericmetahub -2 points-1 points ago

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they won the battle with reddit. They succesfully "le trolled" you guys. There's still no talk about how you guys failed yet?

[–]gernsey 0 points1 point ago

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Most of Reddit does not give a shit, let alone know what somethingawful.com is.

[–]genericmetahub 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not even from SA though