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[–]Iggytoad 4 points5 points ago

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How does that happen..?

[–]asktheanswer 8 points9 points ago

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I'd imagine that the skittle inserts his sweet and sugary pecker inside a chocolatey m&m vagina.

[–]Iggytoad 9 points10 points ago

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Because screw logic!

[–]gigglegod 2 points3 points ago

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I guess skittles have dominant genes.

[–]myhoneychild 8 points9 points ago

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Wouldn't it be purple?

[–]Anti-Star 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't red a primary color? Therefore it could not be created from a red skittle and blue m&m. ಠ_ಠ if anything it should be purple.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 1 point2 points ago

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That's not how genetics work. The genes don't combine, they take traits from both parents, apparently in the case of candy, red is dominant and blue is recessive. Also, S is dominant while m is recessive as well.

[–]thuhnc 0 points1 point ago

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am i the only one who sees the resemblance to "To Kill a Mockingbird"?

[–]Dapwell -1 points0 points ago

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Oh look! Another repost.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago*

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Does anyone else find this joke to have racist elements?

Edit: Maybe people don't understand where I'm coming from. The wife M&M says, "Wait it gets worse." and reveals a different kind of candy. To me this is like having a kid that bears no resemblance to father, and the father is like well this sucks, but then find outs the kid is asian when the couple is white and the father is twice as pissed. The change in the severity of the situation was greatly worsened based on the race of the child. This is what I saw and if observing that means I deserve downvotes then bring them on.

[–]demengrad 1 point2 points ago

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That means she fucked a different species. The race would be the color.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting point, but for the most part, different species can't reproduce. And if different candies were different species, why would a tootsie roll be taking care of the M&Ms?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why you're being down voted. Upvote for critical thinking!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you. Reddit is a temperamental beast. Sometimes it loves new ideas or opinions, other times, it condemns them. It seems that I got caught up in its bad side today.

[–]EdTheThird -5 points-4 points ago

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This joke is among the most overplayed comic formulas in existence.

[–]belsam 5 points6 points ago

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Yet still hillarious