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[–]Wilburre 148 points149 points ago

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I feel the need to explain to everyone that the dog is named Toto and the lyrics in this image are from a band named Toto, but my name isn't "explainsitforyou" or "tellsyouthejoke", so i won't. That would be stupid.

[–]claudesoph 49 points50 points ago

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I feel the need to explain that the lyrics are "bless," not "miss."

[–]Lehobo 4 points5 points ago

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Any scrubs fan knows this to be truth.

[–]schmigs 5 points6 points ago

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TIL. I always thought it was "miss". I even googled to verify and it seems you are indeed correct.

[–]always_useful 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to make sure I wasn't the only one who realized this.

[–]omegaweapon 0 points1 point ago

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you are correct sir

[–]re_dditt_er 0 points1 point ago

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Even though "miss" makes a lot more sense...

[–]NarwhalGusta 0 points1 point ago

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Sang the song for chorus last year. Most definately bless.

[–]HeirToPendragon 9 points10 points ago

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At least one of those things should not need explaining.

[–]NickConrad 8 points9 points ago

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Except they blessed the rains down in Africa, no word yet on whether or not they miss them.

[–]DivineAna 0 points1 point ago

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I always assumed the girl was the one who'd be in Africa, not them, so there's nothing really to miss.

[–]mehatch 1 point2 points ago

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thanks!

[–]epicGOPfail 2 points3 points ago

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Carry on, my wayward son, for there'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest and don't you cry no more.

[–]dubloe7 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, I had absolutely no idea what the hell the image was about. I swear when some people post they have the mentality of a 2 year old: "It's something I know, so everyone else must know it too!"

[–]Wilburre 10 points11 points ago

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There's nothing wrong with subtlety. Subtlety is often what makes a joke work. If it was the OP explaining this it would kind of kill it.

[–]Xodah 2 points3 points ago

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Well it is a former #1 billboard song, which is way better than OP's making a joke about that funny thing his/her cousin did 3 years ago.

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 1 point2 points ago

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YSK you don't have to get every joke.

[–]andyinatl 3 points4 points ago

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I am ashamed to say i knew instantly what it was about.

[–]froderick 2 points3 points ago

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There's a band named Toto? TIL...

[–]withoutamartyr 43 points44 points ago

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STOP.

HOLD THE LINE.

[–]HanSolo_DreamMachine 26 points27 points ago

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LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!

[–]blomst32 23 points24 points ago

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WHOA WHOA WHOAOH

[–]squigiluigi 7 points8 points ago

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GTA san andreas showed me this amazing song

[–]Rountree85 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, and the song mentioned in the image is also in Vice City.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously? You guys need to brush up on your oldies.

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[–]Daveyd325 101 points102 points ago*

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Have the first ytmnd post you've seen in like 5 years. http://africaraids.ytmnd.com/

I'VE LED SOME RAIDS DOWN IN AFFFFRIKAAA

[–]notzak 20 points21 points ago

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Why is it that we all left ytmnd about 5 years ago? I definitely did. It's definitely still there.

[–]the_snook 14 points15 points ago

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We browse the funnies at work and can't have the sound turned up.

[–]rabbitlion 9 points10 points ago

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Before someone says "headphones", this doesn't work because we can't notice when the boss is incoming and alt-tab back to Eclipse.

[–]paulgaryotis 28 points29 points ago

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I press the grains down in paprika?

[–]Dreamwaltzer 6 points7 points ago

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It repeats perfectly.

This irritates me more then any weebl clip ever could.

[–]strokerlinx 2 points3 points ago

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And like that, this is today's top YTMND.

[–]firebolt223 1 point2 points ago

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It just keeps repeating in my head.

[–]umopepisdn 4 points5 points ago

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Totally expected that to be a WoW joke. I did nazi that coming.

[–]gaoler 0 points1 point ago

I always thought this song was a joke! totally sounds like "I MATURBATE DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAA"

[–]Petttter 46 points47 points ago

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I SPREAD SOME AIDS DOWN IN AAAFRICAAA!

[–]noughtagroos 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for this one

[–]RNRSaturday 60 points61 points ago

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Let's share in a collective "d'oh" as we realize we've been wrong about the lyrics to that song all this time.

[–]ProfessorSomething 29 points30 points ago

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"I said maybeeeee. I'm gonna be the one-eyed spacemaaaaaaaan! And after aaaaaaaaallll, you're my wonderwaaaaaaaaaalll."

For 10 fucking years.

[–]lithodora 8 points9 points ago

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I said baby! You're the one that's going to save me. After all you're wearing a wonderbra.

[–]schmigs 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome. I am going to sing it like that from now on.

[–]Lurking_Grue 1 point2 points ago

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Always check the lyrics before quoting them.

[–]80sTan 12 points13 points ago

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*I BLESS THE RAINS!!!!!*

[–]deathbytray 3 points4 points ago

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RIP, Betty White.

[–]thestraylightpun 22 points23 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]SubGnosis 5 points6 points ago

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She's still alive. I think. There might be a Weekend at Bernie's thing going on, though.

[–]deathbytray 23 points24 points ago

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Being alive is no reason she shouldn't rest peacefully.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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RIP, deathbytray

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. I'm chilling very peacefully.

[–]padmadfan 4 points5 points ago

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Betty The White will never die.

[–]Chevron 3 points4 points ago

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She will bury Tracy Jordan.

[–]IsThatALlama 16 points17 points ago

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I always thought it was "I guess the rain's down in Africa." Huh, learn something new every day.

[–]HelpImStuck 9 points10 points ago

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I had heard it for years as "I've kissed the rains down in Africa", which I still consider wildly superior to the actual lyrics. My imagined lyrics always held imagery of such wild abandon and freedom - shedding off all the weights and difficulties of city living. Beautiful. Anytime I was feeling overworked, this song renewed my drive.

Way I see it: I'm right, the band is wrong.

[–]Kerbobotat 3 points4 points ago

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This is called a Mondegreen and you find it a lot with music. I actually thought it was 'kissed' rather than 'miss/blessed' too. Another example is Muse's song Our Time is Running Out at around 1:30 it sounds like he says "Now that you know Im trapped/ since ovulation" (Its actually 'Sense of Elation' ) and the song seems lyrically to be about a guy getting someone pregnant, and being stuck in a relationship.

[–]drummererb 5 points6 points ago

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Or "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" in Tiny Dancer

[–]Mozzy 1 point2 points ago

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Count the head lice on the highway

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

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Edith was troubled by the horrible ass?

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

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Ever heard "Sentimental channel one" by Fleetwood Mac?My SIL has...

[–]Boodelijre 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

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I must be nucking futs, because I hear "felt the rains".

[–]Hr0n 3 points4 points ago*

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Same here. Or rather, "I guess it rains down in Africa".

[–]mershed_perderders 0 points1 point ago

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this. totally this.

[–]I_would_hit_that_ 1 point2 points ago

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This is also what I thought the lyrics were for 20 years. I still sing it my way; to hell with being correct if it taints my nostalgia.

[–]hackiavelli 4 points5 points ago

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To be fair almost none of the lyrics make sense. "Gonna take some time to do the things we never had"? What is that even supposed to mean?

[–]Shub_Niggurath 3 points4 points ago

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"I know that I must do what's right, sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the seeeeeeeerengetiiiiii"

[–]femaleoninternets 1 point2 points ago

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Yey- I was right!

[–]neanderthalman 2 points3 points ago

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Toto needs to enunciate.

[–]Vark675 4 points5 points ago

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I always thought it was "I'll catch some rays down in Africa."

[–]HNW 1 point2 points ago

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You're right but the joke still makes sense. Toto could miss the rain because he's not longer blessing it.

[–]jostler57 1 point2 points ago*

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Why would anyone miss or bless rains in Africa?

Personally, I would curse it!

[–]somedelightfulmoron 2 points3 points ago

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Do you live in Africa, sir? Obviously, cursing the rain is equal to blasphemy if you do.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And I thought this meme was finally going to help me remember the correct lyrics. Nope! Chuck Testa

[–]zarawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Bless you, rains.

Blains.

[–]glisten 1 point2 points ago

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I MET SOME EIGHTS DOWN IN CAPPPRICAAAAA

[–]fort_knox 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]chronicligua 1 point2 points ago

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I love it regardless. The point is Dorothy misses Kansas, and Toto, who many people will not connect with the band, nor that song, nor most importantly the fact that they "bless the rains" in that song, misses the rains down in Africa, alluded to in the song.

It's an amazing image. This is one of those few times where the correct lyrics doesn't matter one iota.

[–]MuddleheadedWombat 1 point2 points ago

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I agree. This is right up there with "Oh the huge manatee!" for random joy from non-related things.

[–]Zodiakh 0 points1 point ago

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TIL i always thought it was i "guess" the rains down in africa

[–]tanneragle 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think the point was to be the exact lyrics, just to reference the song with "the rains down in Africa".

[–]pigferret 62 points63 points ago

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I guess Lorraine's down in Africa...

[–]julianbleach 29 points30 points ago

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My Fiancée swears this story is true - when she was young, her older sister would convince her that the lyrics were actually "I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone" and that it was a tribute to a fat girl named Lorraine who died

[–]_shadrach_ 11 points12 points ago

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I first heard of this song as a joke about a man who was in a relationship with Lorraine, but was secretly in love with another girl, Claire-Lee. One day Lorraine fell in a river and drowned, and the man ran off singing "I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone!"
...terrible joke, I know.

[–]DarthValiant 12 points13 points ago

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Have you ever seen Lorraine...

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 8 points9 points ago

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I can't stand Lorraine...

[–]Phil_J_Fry 3 points4 points ago

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Who'll stopped Lorraine..

[–]Berserkerfox 2 points3 points ago

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Hey, Jules, it's Kalani, AND I'VE FOUND YOU!

[–]julianbleach 0 points1 point ago

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Uh oh. I better hide all my subs to jailbait etc lol. How on earth did you crack my clearly cryptic username! Genius!

[–]scudmonger 10 points11 points ago

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She wanted to get far away from Biff...

[–]youlovejlove 5 points6 points ago

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roads? where she's going they don't have roads.

[–]joshthehappy 2 points3 points ago

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You get your damn dirty hands off her.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 4 points5 points ago

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I think you mixed up 2 quotes there.

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape" - Planet of the Apes

"Hey you, get your damn hands off her" - Back to the Future

My work is done.

[–]joshthehappy 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, i was little high at the time.

[–]deadsoon 0 points1 point ago

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aaaand all is forgiven.

[–]PopsicleMud 2 points3 points ago

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You damned dirty ape!

[–]Thewal 40 points41 points ago

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First I lol'd. Then I learned. God miss you, Reddit.

[–]Skwiziks 4 points5 points ago

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Double-take. Well played.

[–]darth-nick 24 points25 points ago

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Even though that was the wrong lyric, it made me laugh. Upvote for you!

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

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Even though that was 
the wrong lyric, it made me 
laugh. Upvote for you!

[–]gonnagetu 2 points3 points ago

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I agree. I almost down voted the correction for somewhat ruining this

[–]Therion28 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, still had laughter.

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

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Made me laugh so hard I farted.. I'm also listening to music with headphones in, IN THE LIBRARY. I have no idea how loud it was and I'm now feeling ashamed/scared.

[–]gear9242 25 points26 points ago

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doesn't matter; had a laugh.

[–]TheMadMule 25 points26 points ago

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from his butt.

[–]ObamaResponse 35 points36 points ago

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[–]somedelightfulmoron 1 point2 points ago

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Probably wasn't worth it though...

[–]yorrick21 2 points3 points ago

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Don't feel too ashamed. While I enjoy hearing this song from time to time, it has one of the worst lines ever conceived by mankind:

"I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

[–]rchaseio 4 points5 points ago

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"Nobody knows, nobody cares... not even a chair" Neil Diamond

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

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I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I become!!

[–]The_Mosephus 2 points3 points ago

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It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you

[–]PoisonLily 0 points1 point ago

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Shuddup. I love that line :c

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Kilimanjaro does rise above the Serengeti.

[–]taniquetil 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like you ahem took the time to do something you never have

[–]FartHugger 0 points1 point ago

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There, there, little fart. It'll all be okay.

[–]Badobservations 8 points9 points ago

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Excuse me while I kiss this guy

[–]jackass706 1 point2 points ago

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And the cross-eyed bear that he gave you?

[–]cderry 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]minarets1834 16 points17 points ago*

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[–]headless_bourgeoisie 2 points3 points ago

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Ugghh...the song is just called "Africa"...

[–]cderry 1 point2 points ago

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It's MY money...and I need it NOW!

[–]chasealex2 1 point2 points ago

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[–]StuffedTurkey 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dakkeh 0 points1 point ago

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Those 80s synths!

[–]TorgoTheWhite 7 points8 points ago

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Dammit... now I have to open Spotify

[–]Whodatjedi5 2 points3 points ago

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hhahaha Toto!!

[–]Onansboy 2 points3 points ago

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Carry on, my wayward lyricist.

[–]delmarman 3 points4 points ago

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It's been bless this whole time?!?! My whole life is a lie. I hate it when a singer pronounces something very strangely, like The Strokes.

[–]scudmonger 1 point2 points ago

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That happened to me with a lot of words:

Caribbean (didn't connect ca ri bean and "ca-ribbean") sachet (thought it was sat chet, actually is sa-shay) zealot (thought it was ZEAL lot, not "zellot") Jaguar (it seems to be pronounced "JAG wire") Worcester/Worcestershire (thought it was war chester/war chester shire) Edinburgh (thought it was like Harrisburg, but edin) Parabola/Hyperbola (thought it was para bola and hyper bola) Yosemite (thought it was Yose Mite, not "Yo semmity") Leominster, actually pronounced Lemon stir Tchaikovsky (I wouldn't even begin to try to say it) Psalms (didn't go to church, thought it was pee salms) Opossum (pronounced it oh possum)

and a bunch of others that I can't remember right now.

[–]blomst32 2 points3 points ago*

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Chai cough ski. Easy.

[–]eqrunner 11 points12 points ago

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I see what you did there. Nice. Related

[–]Rhomnousia 1 point2 points ago

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I hate to admit I got this post right away, and i'm even more ashamed to say that me and a few buds always get a little more tipsy every time we hear it.

[–]Pokebarrs024 2 points3 points ago

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Why does this person not have a million upvotes?!

[–]gonnagetu 4 points5 points ago

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I DIED laughing at this. For some reason it was the funniest of all things

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The real joke that no one caught was that no one misses Kansas.

[–]coming_up_milhouse 13 points14 points ago

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What are you talking about? Carry on wayward son and Dust in the Wind are great songs.

Unless you meant the state, in which case, carry on.

[–]adietofworms 5 points6 points ago

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I miss Kansas! All the frickin' time.

[–]tj004 1 point2 points ago

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aha, i see what you did there. I had to play that in a concert band, and it's still a nice beat

[–]JForth 1 point2 points ago

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Go back to from whence you came!

[–]epgenius 1 point2 points ago

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Even though it's bless.... chuckles

[–]thebezerker 1 point2 points ago

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This is hilariously clever.

[–]tetzy 1 point2 points ago

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Hardest laugh in ages - utterly twisted.

[–]lithodora 1 point2 points ago

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There I was browsing reddit and eating pizza when suddenly I clicked a random link. Nearly choked to death on bite of combination as Toto proclaimed he missed the rains in Africa.

[–]TrueAmurrican 1 point2 points ago

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I BLESS THE RAINNN

[–]Darth_Remus 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that Todo looks exactly like a little Chewbacca.

I shall call him Tobacca. LOL.

[–]404AikNotFound 1 point2 points ago

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I came here just to make sure I wasn't the only one that made that reference too. Thank you for that sir.

[–]tombah 1 point2 points ago

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upvote anything semirelated to toto.

[–]Beoskar 0 points1 point ago

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twinsies!

[–]gumshoed 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant Achewood

[–]swiftverbicide 1 point2 points ago

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how is this funny?

[–]diet_of_pie 1 point2 points ago

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editorial comment, the original lyrics are "I BLESS the rains down in africa."

[–]twb04 2 points3 points ago

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hahaha that my friend is epic

[–]retired_bowseat 1 point2 points ago

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One word....jeffster

[–]citationmustang 0 points1 point ago

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May not be the right lyrics but I lol'd HARD. Upvote for you, good sir!

[–]jhanna14 0 points1 point ago

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Huey Newton TGOD

[–]SlipperyFish 0 points1 point ago

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Man. Can't believe I saw this on Facebook first. AND it's wrong.

[–]CFrangos 0 points1 point ago

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"It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you". A Toto reference - and in good time.

[–]cranphi 0 points1 point ago

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Stellar. JUst, STELLAR.

[–]calvinbeans 0 points1 point ago

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I love Toto so hard.

[–]chrisma08 0 points1 point ago

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All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes...

[–]JessicaMaple 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'ed, then showed my sister. I had to sing it to her for her to understand. MFW she says, "What does that have to do with Toto?"

[–]mvskoke 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Toolism 0 points1 point ago

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it's really not funny.

[–]SmokeyTheRobot 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that I get the joke makes me feel very very old :(

[–]Excelsior_01121 0 points1 point ago

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ding ding ding went the trolley, ding ding ding went the bell... did that shit in one take bitch.

[–]puckattack 0 points1 point ago

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At first i thought that toto was supposed to be a black midget? Like from Africa? Anyway, my retarded brain interpreted it as such and made me laugh harder than i have all week.

[–]firebolt223 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks to the Great Midwestern Trivia contest I've heard this song far too many times.

[–]Beoskar 0 points1 point ago

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That just made my day! Thankyou :)

[–]crimsonphallus 0 points1 point ago

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There is NOTHING a hundred men or more could EVER do... EVER!

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

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I think this joke is Missing... something else. Like a reference to the band Kansas. We must find a way to get it in there. We have the technology.

[–]waldocalrissian 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I guess I know what song my brain will be playing today.

[–]FVBAR 0 points1 point ago

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i was recently in kansas and i absolutely don't miss it

[–]Ophiuchus 0 points1 point ago

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a hundred upvotes!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If people didn't get it, they're too young.

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

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Love incense - always on time!

[–]moxiedrinker82 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the few things that it immensely rewarding if you get the references.

I literally laughed out loud.

[–]vdubstep 0 points1 point ago

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This made me smile way more than I anticipated.

[–]ryland52586 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me wanna play resident evil 5.

[–]Offensive_Brute 0 points1 point ago

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Its about fucking time.

[–]Zarths 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't heard this song since.. I was in highschool a long time ago...

Thanks!

[–]fnct0005 0 points1 point ago

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That is funny. It took me a second though, then I laughed. That is all.

[–]AlRubyx 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god now I can't get the damn thing out of my head...

[–]TimelordVagrant 0 points1 point ago

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What the heck did I just read... Don't care- hilarious. upvote & save

[–]Link_GR 0 points1 point ago

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This came to mind... Damn, I miss Community...

[–]RaymondDash 0 points1 point ago

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There is nothing that a hundred men from mars could ever do

[–]BoxMonster44 0 points1 point ago

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This is surprisingly clever. Have an upvote, free of charge.

[–]Z3wpk 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Toto... I just can't

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking toto... could fucking talk the entire time.

[–]dumpj 0 points1 point ago

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I have a carin and I'm crying laughing! Never put it together but holy shit thats funny!

[–]genital_furbies 0 points1 point ago

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I have two karaoke versions of "Africa". In one, the background vocals say, correctly, "I bless the rains down in Africa...", the other, "I guess it rains down in Africa..." ಠ_ಠ

[–]oldsillybear 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed, but not loud.

[–]dangerousnd2004 0 points1 point ago

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As sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empress above the Sarengheti

[–]lunaemt 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a minute.

[–]Warlizard 0 points1 point ago

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First laugh out loud moment of the day.

I'm surprised that it's up as high as it is though. I wouldn't have imagined most people would get the joke.

[–]brodie21 0 points1 point ago

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it looks like toto is doing the me gusta face

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

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I was like "Wtf? I miss the rains down in........... OH, BAHAHAHA!"

[–]lawlshane[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Karl Wolf's rendition of "Africa" pisses me off. Way to shit on a great song.

[–]DrLotr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ohnopandas 0 points1 point ago

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was i the only person who immediately started to sing along when i read it??

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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I have had this song stuck in my head all week lol