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[–]abandonedNL 9 points10 points ago

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As an IT person, I need that line to get idiots to shut up and let me do my job. Your theory is wrong. Go away.

[–]cincyfan04 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I'm not an IT guy and my theories are usually correct because I understand logic.

[–]black_osiris 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Joementzer 15 points16 points ago

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For the first time in a while, something on Reddit has finally make me actually laugh out loud.

[–]yortman1 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of my favorite moments.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Sometimes is necessary to say this. For example, when someone assumes you don't understand the concept rather than just disagreeing with it?

[–]shiny_shiny 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you! It is common courtesy to acknowledge someone's point before going on with your own. I'd hate to have a discussion with OP if that is his take on the matter.

[–]generalguyz[S] -1 points0 points ago

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This is posted in r/funny. ಠ_ಠ

[–]shiny_shiny -1 points0 points ago

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That doesn't make it funny.

[–]generalguyz[S] 1 point2 points ago

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If a joke isn't funny is it still a joke?

[–]furstthrowaway -1 points0 points ago

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A bad one.

[–]MisSigsFan 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Tobey Maguire with his mouth open? Mother of god...

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 1 point2 points ago

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Thats what i'm wondering... Toby... Toby is that you?

[–]MisSigsFan 0 points1 point ago

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He opened his mouth! Unreal!

[–]skidude2000 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand what you're saying. Take that.

[–]n0rs3n0rdic 1 point2 points ago

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i hate it when people include "now don't get me wrong" in an argument

now don't get me wrong, i hate it when people include it in an argument

[–]pootiechang 2 points3 points ago

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I understand what you're saying, but - and now, don't get me wrong - aren't we obligated to do that which is for whatever it may cause to be?

[–]h3l3n 1 point2 points ago

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In all fairness, you are a wanker...

[–]Grgips 1 point2 points ago

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Your contention is egregious!

[–]smash360 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Obama's voice

[–]jatjeff 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I read that with a scottish accent?

[–]spaceheaters 1 point2 points ago

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tiny t-rex arms!

[–]Cxizent 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone have the version of this with the caption instead reading "Yes bro/I mad"?

[–]UsernameWin 0 points1 point ago

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its the biz we call that verbal judo!

[–]behrin68 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a midget?

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Genius.

[–]pokins 0 points1 point ago

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replace:"yes, but..." with "no, because..."

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

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I understand what you're saying but we don't have cacti around here.

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

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Saying things this is called being a considerate human being. It's a lot nicer than saying things like "you're wrong you fucking asshole and here's why."

[–]DonkeyPunch96 -1 points0 points ago

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What a horrible repost

[–]DasStorzer -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]mceovino 6 points7 points ago

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i wish i had not clicked that..

[–]UncleChuckles[!] 2 points3 points ago

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thank you for your comment. I believe you have just saved me from an unpleasant experience.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 2 points3 points ago

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I'm really tempted by curiosity now..

[–]UncleChuckles[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Lol well if you decide to click it, let me know if it's as bad as it seems like it might be.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 7 points8 points ago

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It's literally someone being fucked by a cactus.

[–]jgzman 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for the warning.

[–]UncleChuckles[!] -1 points0 points ago

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you are a brave soul. thanks for the heads up!