You're thinking that's bad but:

1.Tinder

2.Toilet Paper

3.Even out a wobbly table

4.Door Stop

5.Something to hold up to keep people from giving more Bibles to you

6.You can scrunch them up and use it for insulation

7.It's heavy can hold stuff down

8.Punish a misbehaving child by making them read it and explain how stupid people believe this and you'll send them to live with one in a place called Alabama (If you're from Alabama, replace that with South Carolina or a state of your choice), if they don't behave.

and other stuff