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[–]fumbles117 22 points23 points ago

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THREAT LEVEL: CHUNK NORRIS

[–]nicolaj1994 11 points12 points ago

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Story of my life.

[–]uncletheo 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if she's still tied up in his moms basement or if he murdered her quickly.

[–]timsailr 13 points14 points ago

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This has been floating around the internet for years

[–]nvsbl 17 points18 points ago

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Fun fact: the entire Internet has been floating around the Internet for years.

[–]reiji-maigo -3 points-2 points ago

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Literally...

[–]CochMaestro 0 points1 point ago

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I found out from a co-worker that this guy worked for the same university campus transit system that I work for

[–]kingsleyzissou23 -1 points0 points ago

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Proof?

[–]kanahmal 3 points4 points ago

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[Proof] <---(joke is about 5 years newer than OP's pic)

[–]CapnSheff 1 point2 points ago

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I read it as "Drink, TIL you want me" both great bar shirts

[–]ogh 1 point2 points ago

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That's it, down the hatch...

[–]mr_burnzz 1 point2 points ago

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Down a hatch is a good place to imprison someone.

[–]ogh 1 point2 points ago

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I'll make a note of it

[–]Animex10 1 point2 points ago

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challenge accepted

[–]herbqueens 1 point2 points ago

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'til. Till is also acceptable.

[–]bad-trip 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't this a Something Awful meetup from years back?

[–]sneakyninjapants 1 point2 points ago

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Drink Today I Learned You Want Me

[–]undigger 2 points3 points ago

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Soon....

[–]snapyobagels 2 points3 points ago

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They only make those shirts in 2XL and up.

[–]nvsbl 4 points5 points ago

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This is totally unfair. There are PLENTY of skinny sexual predators out there.

[–]Chimppimp 3 points4 points ago

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holy shit.

[–]r0hto88 2 points3 points ago

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old as hell...

[–]PringleTube 0 points1 point ago

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Keep going....

[–]zodiacv2 0 points1 point ago

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not enough alcohol in the world dude

[–]Reggae1109 0 points1 point ago

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patience is key my son

[–]MakesTooMuchSense 0 points1 point ago

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"Yes, yes... Drink up my pretty..."

[–]njst 0 points1 point ago

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I bet they're happily married with a few kids by now.

"Mommy where'd you & daddy meet?"

"Oh we're old college sweethearts honey."

[–]SeaBroom 0 points1 point ago

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"...It might actually work this time."

[–]imthefooI 0 points1 point ago

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Who needs to drink? I want you right now.

[–]nvsbl 1 point2 points ago

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That's the spirit!

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[–]phanatic89 -3 points-2 points ago

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You know blue? Went to high school with him.

[–]endym1on 0 points1 point ago

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Bieber is so fat on this pic

[–]durntdehpirate -1 points0 points ago

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this is old as balls but I don't give a shit because this guy deserves to get laid.

[–]string97bean -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought Macho Man Randy Savage was dead?

[–]LeavesTheSeatUp -4 points-3 points ago

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Is it just me or has the Biebs put on some weight?

[–]Wingly -1 points0 points ago

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Or in his case, drink til you passout!

[–]Chrischn89 -1 points0 points ago

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Soon

[–]ab103630 -5 points-4 points ago

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This would have hilarious if hadn't seen it when I was like 10

[–]FredSEAL -2 points-1 points ago

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That picture should be sponsored by Georgia Southern.

[–]Capn_Cook -4 points-3 points ago

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drink, drink, drink, drink