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[–]Thomhobbes 59 points60 points ago

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Then I die every fucking week.

[–]mathemagic 24 points25 points ago

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Then the real question is how many continues do you get?

[–]stilldash 8 points9 points ago

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If I had one wish it would involve IRL continues minus the implied missing memory. That or the power of flight.

[–]Nictionary 5 points6 points ago

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How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away? With mind bullets!

[–]adamdecelis 0 points1 point ago

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That's telekinesis Kyle

[–]Nictionary 0 points1 point ago

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How about the power... to move you?

[–]agile52 5 points6 points ago

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I would rather have the power of Quick-Save

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That's what stilldash essentially implies.

[–]agile52 2 points3 points ago

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stilldash's power requires you to die first, Quick-Save lets you start over regardless

[–]Rhinoceros_Party 4 points5 points ago

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He collects 15 coins a day, so he comes out slightly ahead of one life per week. No continues needed ... yet.

[–]TigerRei 0 points1 point ago

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I use the konami code.

[–]natzo 10 points11 points ago

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Noob.

[–]Thomhobbes 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty bad at life.

[–]Re3st1mat3d 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I'm sayin'. Have an upvote.

[–]push_pull_amplifier 0 points1 point ago

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Then you probably have partial seizures, go to a neurologist and see if you have epilepsy, seriously

[–]xmod2 13 points14 points ago

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Or, it's your consciousness splitting into an alternate universe where you live. One in which you are eternal.

[–]laterolus 90 points91 points ago

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Uhmm isn't that more of a conspiracy Keanu? Not trying to burst your bubble OP. I just wanna help you get the proper karma. You still get my upvote because Ive had the exact same thought

[–]Tkozy 73 points74 points ago

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Philosoraptor is just conspiracy Keanu with more confidence.

[–]Mofeux 13 points14 points ago

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Actually, we've all seen proof that he doesn't age. I propose a hypothesis that Keneau is Philosoraptor!

[–]Daedkro 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Mofeux 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent! Now to photoshop this into the cover of the National Inquirer!

[–]explodingzebras 0 points1 point ago

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Woaaah!

[–]closenough231[S] 20 points21 points ago

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lol thanks! next time I post something i'll try and make sure it's the proper meme :)

[–]Dragday 16 points17 points ago

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it was close enough. ;)

[–]Unnecessary_Swearing 15 points16 points ago

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No it's fucking not. We demand god damned accurate memes.

[–]closenough231[S] 4 points5 points ago

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go to r/adviceanimals ?

[–]reimburst 2 points3 points ago

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Which is where this belongs. If you knew it existed, why didn't you post it there?

[–]VisionStadium 2 points3 points ago

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Because it originated and has been reposted in /r/adviceanimals about 13 times, and he knew he'd be found out if he posted it there.

[–]Toastmaster3000 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]closenough231[S] 5 points6 points ago

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lol. not falling for that one

[–]Zandrel 2 points3 points ago

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...again

[–]Toastmaster3000 3 points4 points ago

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I did... shudder

[–]closenough231[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry. I saw something a long time ago on the front page about it. So I obviously went to go look. I clicked one link. ONE LINK. I have burned images in my mind. That's when you know you're getting to the weird side of the internet...

[–]Mofeux 0 points1 point ago*

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I still haven't gone there, is it what it sounds like?

EDIT: never mind, a few people sent me messages with descriptions and links. After reading the descriptions in not going to look at the links. BRB, setting my computer on fire.

[–]Toastmaster3000 -2 points-1 points ago

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How in the world does crap like that get front page?!?!?!? (I'm relatively new here...)

[–]closenough231[S] 0 points1 point ago

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lol excelent

[–]ALGUIENoALGO 2 points3 points ago

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*Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals instead

[–]dudleymooresbooze 2 points3 points ago

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How about making sure you post it in /r/AdviceAnimals next time, too?

[–]closenough231[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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Maybe lol

[–]TheOnlyJuan 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ next time you post something, make sure it's not a repost

[–]closenough231[S] 4 points5 points ago

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okay- also next time you comment on something, make sure that 20 other people have posted the same comment. Fair is Fair

[–]withoutamartyr 2 points3 points ago

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No. This isn't a conspiracy. This is musing on a facet of life. That's the definition of philosophy.

[–]MrAquarius 13 points14 points ago

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if people die at different ages....

Does it mean we have a limit to how many times we can go back?

whoaaa duuudde

[–]closenough231[S] 3 points4 points ago

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That's really freaky man

[–]TigerRei 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone else is a NPC and/or redshirt.

[–]emaG_ehT -1 points0 points ago

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[–]matthewpearce83 21 points22 points ago

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Best philosoraptor yet. I get deja vu almost daily, and man is it confusing sometimes. Ive even had it where I know that the deja vu I am having, I have had before...it's like double and triple deja vu sometimes. But I did do a lot of drugs when I was younger and I am a bit crazy, so I try not to think about it too much.

[–]closenough231[S] 10 points11 points ago

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lol inception deja vu. But I will admit I like the deja vu where I know what will happen next... as creepy as that sounds... :O

[–]matthewpearce83 3 points4 points ago

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thats not that creepy. The ones I really don;t like are the feeling that:: I know that I have known this once before and now I am knowing it all over again. How many more times will this happen before I know this same thing for good. ?

[–]closenough231[S] 3 points4 points ago

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That's deep man. That's real deep. I'm under the impression that deja vu is kind of a fear of yours?

[–]matthewpearce83 1 point2 points ago

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It's not really a fear, so much as something I have to live with on a regular (weekly) basis. I also deal with persistant hallucinations, and I have the dream where I wake up thinking I'm falling almost every night....and quite a few others, but those are the major ones.

[–]closenough231[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever heard of exploding head syndrome? It's similar to your feeling of falling every night. Only it's that you hear loud sounds like bangs, explosions, or yelling right before you drift off the sleep. My sister has it.

[–]matthewpearce83 2 points3 points ago

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wow, no I haven't heard of that. I just Googled it, I'm glad I don't have that one on my list. I do hear very high pitched frequencies a lot though. Kinda like old fridges and AC units when they hummm at high frequency. but in my head, sometimes all day long. {I know, I know, I have issues}

[–]closenough231[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I feel bad for you bro. I don't know what I'd do with all those issues. I'd probably go insane. How do you deal with it?

[–]matthewpearce83 1 point2 points ago

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constant self medicating, and a certain degree of acceptance of the fact that I will always be this way. [as I mentioned earlier, I did do a lot of hard drugs like acid and ecstasy so I may have dug my own grave so to speak]

[–]closenough231[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Ohh I see. I've heard drugs can mess you up, but that is really messed up in my mind. Sorry to hear

[–]cerealusly 1 point2 points ago

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How long have you been clean for? You'll pull it back together.

[–]SoPoOneO 2 points3 points ago

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That has actually been my experience with deju vu almost every time as well. It is recursive.

[–]MrAquarius 2 points3 points ago

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I know exactly where you are coming from.

Your doing something, then suddenly BAM Deja-vu. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! You suddenly get a feeling that you have had this Deja-vu before. You have been in this place and have had a Deja-Vu exactly like this, except you cannot pinpoint it. Then you come to the conclusion that you have been in that location before and experienced a Deja-vu, thinking that you have had it before.

http://inception.davepedu.com/

[–]matthewpearce83 1 point2 points ago

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Ok so you are close, but it's not exactly correct. It's like this: 2 days ago I was walking down the hall at school, one class-mate, one unknown person, and one faculty are discussing contemporary art in the hall way, and I look out a window and it's snowing outside (deja vu #1) , then I realize that I know I have heard the conversation they are having [about an artist named Mark Jenkins], and that the scene outside the window is a scene I have seen before. (deja vu #2) , now I am fully aware that I know I am having deja vu, and that my brain is telling me I have seen myself seeing this exact scene before. So I tell myself, none of this is possible because I only learned who Mark Jenkins was about 4 months ago. *so it is now that we realize, that I have deja vu once about the original scene, twice in that I believe that I have seen the scene before, and three times because I see that I cannot possibly have seen this scene 2 times before.* .....it's really hard to put this on paper, I just reviewed this post a half dozen times, I think it's the best I can do. 1= scene of conversation. 2= knowing I am seeing conversation for the 2nd time. 3= knowing that I am inside a deja vu and still believing that what i am seeing is the first time that I have had this deja vu before.

[–]Thagirion 1 point2 points ago

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Comforting to know someone else experiences these too. I've had similar experiences all my life, not so much when I was younger, but now that I'm older, they've started to increase in frequency. Oh well, sanity is overrated anyway.

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I know what you mean. I was sitting in algebra the other day, and my prof. said something and wrote and equation on the bored. and I think "Man I've seen that equation before" then I look to the guy next to me and he's doing the same thing he did before and by this point im flipping out. Then I did and experiment and thought to myself what the teacher will say next, sure enough he said what I was saying 5 second later. Freaky. as. heck.

[–]matthewpearce83 0 points1 point ago

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Oh great :( now here we go with the experiments to prove your brain wrong during deja vu. Thank you for these comments, I know I am not alone in feeling these things, but man is it ever freaky when you are in that deja vu moment right. ....I have a bad habit of interrupting strangers conversations with the exact line the next person was about to say. Then they get all weirded out and demand to know how I did it. I tell them I can't explain, they demand more, and all I can do is walk away cause I don't know the answer.

[–]closenough231[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Lol walk away? next time you do that, I recommend you carry out a joke and tell them you're telepathic. and THEN walk away. Really freak them out. But other tan that I totally agree It's that in the moment, not knowing what to do next.

[–]matthewpearce83 0 points1 point ago

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Once in a while I do mess with people by giving all sorts of medical, rational, or irrational explanations, but the thing is, everyone always wants to see more proof. Most of the time, after the original moment passes, then thats it, I can't do it again. Which is why it's often easiest to pick foot and move on. *other part is, I can never ever resist doing it in the first place :)

[–]closenough231[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. if only we could all tap into that "deja vu" type of mind set, we'd therefore be the true masters of time and space. Mind= BLOWN!

[–]matthewpearce83 0 points1 point ago

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allow me to take a few moments of your time

also, try to find a book to read called "The Holographic Universe"

  • note scroll down on the holographic link, and read the Author's Introduction

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you. I ordered the book. I'm head over heels in mad love with deja vu right now.

[–]ArizonaHawk 1 point2 points ago

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Good book, I agree it is worth reading

[–]magikowl 1 point2 points ago

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"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things through narrow chinks of his cavern."

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you need some Omega3 zinc vitamin D, b6 b12?

If you are deficient:

B12 works within hours to a couple of days.

B6 within a couple of days to a week

Omega 3 within a fortnight

Zink within 14 days - 3 months.

Vitamin D 1 month - ½ a year.

[–]GuysRelax 0 points1 point ago

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What are these substances supposed to do?

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago*

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Dejavu is probably an abnormal delay in the brain, although there are many theories, what exactly causes it I don't know. But I suspect it is a slight temporary malfunction, and probably shouldn't happen. If you are extremely tired, you may have experienced a kind of delayed vision, like if you turn your head, it feels like your view of it is slightly delayed. This seems to me slightly similar to the effect of Deja Vu, If you lack some of the substances I mention, your brain might not physically be at 100% capacity, and it might sometimes behave as if it is a little tired. You may not feel this, because melatonin is what makes you actually feel tired (mostly).

All the substances I mention, are required for optimal brain functionality. If you really want to know, it is best you Goggle it yourself. But some of the functions are:

B6 and B12 Memory concentration mood energy, B12 also helps your body get rid of a number of toxic components.

Omega 3, Learning and general mental capacity

Zink General tissue repair and healing, depression, mental energy, general skin teeth and bone health.

Vitamin D Everything. Mental health, MS, mysterious pains, immune system, cancer, bones, teeth.

Deficiency in all of these are very common, because most of us don't get enough sun (Our only sufficient source for vitamin D), don't eat enough fish (Best source for Omega 3), and eat to much refined food from grain (depletes zinc, and doesn't give the B vitamins it should).

You can only get all of these in sufficient quantity, if you eat an extremely healthy diet, except for vitamin D, which is almost impossible to get in sufficient quantity through food.

[–]superandy241 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is horrible. SHould have been conspiracy kenanu

[–]OneJuno -1 points0 points ago

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Sounds like you're really bad at playing the game of being alive >.<

[–]MarcusXXIII -1 points0 points ago

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How could you actually manage to die every day? darwinian fail...

[–]firefox3d 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jadontheginger 3 points4 points ago

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Retoast

[–]TamponCheese 6 points7 points ago

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For some reason I feel like I've seen this before.

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ohh, I see what you did there! lol

[–]Ayenguyen 2 points3 points ago

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What if we were reincarnated from a previous life and deja vu's were second chances.

[–]Dr_Dippy 2 points3 points ago

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Head=exploded

[–]Trystlol 2 points3 points ago

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Thought about this so many times when blazed.

[–]f3tch 2 points3 points ago

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This belongs in /r/adviceanimals

[–]borderline_spectrum 2 points3 points ago

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That. Is. Awesome.

[–]Jakaris 3 points4 points ago

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I usually look at these for about a second at a time, this one made me do a double-take and go back and open it up again.

IDK if it would be awesome or not, since I'd be dying all the damn time.

[–]closenough231[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Well what gets me, is wondering how I died :|

[–]Silvani 1 point2 points ago

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Well now I know three people have come up with this theory independently. Me, my friend, and whoever created this image.

[–]brokehopefulartist 1 point2 points ago

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Biggest mind fuck of my life

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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good or bad? lol

[–]brokehopefulartist 1 point2 points ago

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thats a good question

[–]Kinyin 1 point2 points ago

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I want to know what the hell just killed me, if that's true.

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

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If that were true then I'd be pretty good at this game because I don't have Deja Vu very often.

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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when I was younger I was under an impression that life was a more intense version of a game.

[–]elias67 1 point2 points ago

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This is (almost) the basis for the game 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors.

[–]ItsYourMoney 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit on a lot of hot girls and pray for the law of averages

[–]maniacalmania 0 points1 point ago

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You can do that anyway?

[–]ItsYourMoney 1 point2 points ago

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No, I currently die in real life doing such things.

[–]GreyouTT 1 point2 points ago

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If this is the case I've been dying a lot lately.

[–]brawlin_bert 1 point2 points ago

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Can't tell if deja vu or repost.........

[–]Psyducks 1 point2 points ago

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I've just had some tree's and this blow my mind

[–]Catbunny 1 point2 points ago

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Save often.

[–]and- 1 point2 points ago

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That would require me to have had a life to begin with.

[–]opmike 1 point2 points ago

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My life is too uneventful for me to be dying that often.

Not unless I somehow pissed off some spectral ninja assassins at some point and am unaware of it.

[–]comicchaser 1 point2 points ago

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Another theory: Different time streams! Each time an incarnation of yourself on another stream does the same exact thing you do, at the exact same moment in time, a deja-vu happens.

[–]izdnyljoanne 1 point2 points ago

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RREEEEEPPPPOOOSSST. ;)

[–]Scykelrvfv 1 point2 points ago

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Mindblown

[–]furtiveraccoon 1 point2 points ago

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1) This is a repost/stolen quote copied from another meme.

2) Questionably a Conspiracy Keanu

3) Read the right-hand side of the page, this is an advice animal, they belong in r/adviceanimals.

Funny? Yes. But at least two of those things I listed are bugging me. Can you guess which two?

[–]RageOverflows 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Janake 2 points3 points ago

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I have seen this literally at least 8 times in the past month. I mean, I'm not one to complain about reposts. But COME THE FUCK ON.

[–]ShiftingClouds 2 points3 points ago

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first time I have seen it, thanks for sharing

[–]closenough231[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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no, thank YOU lol

[–]closenough231[S] -1 points0 points ago

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sorry dude, didn't know it was a repost, chill out.

[–]TigerRei 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he's experiencing.....deja vu?

[–]CarrotMaster 1 point2 points ago

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You've reached me on a whole new level..

[–]closenough231[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Me gusta

[–]PandemoniumX101 1 point2 points ago

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Easily the best conspiracy so far.

Awesome.

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for your comment

[–]karmadust 3 points4 points ago

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I thought Deja Vu meant there was a glitch in the Matrix?

[–]Chill_King 0 points1 point ago

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:woooah:

[–]Flywn 0 points1 point ago

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If I died, then the universe has a LOT of explaining to do. Like those times where I go "Huh, I have the strangest feeling of having walked into this room full of children before." or "Woah, a bowl full of grapes! Deja vu!" H-how did I die in these scenarios!?

[–]elitemrp 1 point2 points ago

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Nuclear holocaust.

[–]Cinnvext 0 points1 point ago

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Then what actually happens when you get hit by a bus? You're all out of lives?

[–]Allformygain 0 points1 point ago

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What if, You took a Conspiracy Keanu post, And put it on the Philosiraptor...

[–]Calibrations 0 points1 point ago

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That means I'm playing Dark Souls this whole time?

[–]Tagichatn 0 points1 point ago

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It's not deja vu, just a repost.

[–]SmokeNLark 0 points1 point ago

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What if people posted things in the correct subreddit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i just had deja vu of something happening like 5 years ago. i always forget to save!!

[–]pianobadger 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like how Yetis work.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then I'm really fucking good at this game.

[–]fireorgan 0 points1 point ago

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why didn't anybody else notice?

[–]mars296 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this a while ago with what I am pretty sure was Conspiracy Keanu. Makes this one kinda feel like a deja vu...

[–]pcnerd37 0 points1 point ago

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Thats an interesting thought although I prefer to think of it as I am having some kind of strange memory transfer from an alternate universe.

[–]BrandenKP 0 points1 point ago

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Better suited for conspiracy keanu!

[–]dbbo 0 points1 point ago

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Confer r/AdviceAnimals

[–]RavageZergling 0 points1 point ago

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Deja-vu is when you try to relate something that you think has happened, but end up failing.

[–]electricscream 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bucru 0 points1 point ago

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then whitney houston forgot to save....

[–]LordTroan 0 points1 point ago

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But wouldn't you still make the same choices that lead to the death? Unless having a deja'vu feeling causes you not to get in the car that crashes, have a heart attack, etc.

[–]kelustu 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't even a month old and was a conspiracy Keanu post. At least you sort of changed it by putting in a new meme, but come on, this was hardly even a month old.

[–]ice_cream_num_nums 0 points1 point ago

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For me, deja vu means a strip club.

[–]rlrguy 0 points1 point ago

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Bull fucking shit because I still lost all my money from the casino.

[–]35nnnn 0 points1 point ago

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That would be cool

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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This is more Conspiracy Keanu.

[–]Thrice_A_Night 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit, now I'll have to mow the lawn all over again before I get another shot at this boss fight!

[–]CrayolaS7 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't make any sense.

[–]suburbanhero22 0 points1 point ago

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What if this was a repost?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if repost, or just having deja vu...

[–]bzeurunkl 0 points1 point ago

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Actually deja vu happens when your mind gets live-migrated to a new virtual host server.

[–]jcs1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ArizonaHawk 0 points1 point ago*

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Personally, I can't accept this idea on multiple levels, most notably because I don't think life is so predetermined that it would be possible to "preview" with any accuracy. There are other glaring problems, but they are religious ideas and I stay away from bashing that kind of stuff.

[–]isildursbane 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin' reposts

[–]Bongfather 1 point2 points ago

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r/trees needs this, made me think at a [3].

[–]closenough231[S] 1 point2 points ago

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shall I post it to r/trees?

[–]InigoMontoya47 0 points1 point ago

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No, its been reposted enough as it is I believe. Thanks though!

[–]Bongfather 0 points1 point ago

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It wouldn't hurt haha.

[–]Bongfather 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, please do, I really love this concept.

[–]TED_666 0 points1 point ago

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Woah.

[–]Mr_Moogles 0 points1 point ago

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Conspiracy Keanu!!!

[–]koolaidman123 -1 points0 points ago

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Whoa, Deja Vu, I swear I totally saw this before.

[–]kazagistar -1 points0 points ago

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Naw, restarts are when you suddenly have no idea what you were doing (in the short term) and no idea what you were thinking about, and are randomly walking along the road somewhere. An alternative you was run over.

[–]Momonga_In_Flight -1 points0 points ago

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Then I always win.

[–]BrandonZ0Rz -1 points0 points ago

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Wow this is weird to think about...