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[–]longrifle 67 points68 points ago

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You know what we need man? Some rope.

[–]lowbrowhijinx 51 points52 points ago*

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You and your fookin' rope

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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I'll get my stupid rope.

[–]iRideDragons 22 points23 points ago

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Told you the rope woold be useful.

[–]skrangle 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!!

[–]dches 20 points21 points ago

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Oh, is that right Rambo?

[–]heemat 13 points14 points ago

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I'm not the rope toatin' Charlie Bronsin wannabe gettin us fookin lost.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 18 points19 points ago

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I think you meant "your- oh wait, no, you were right. carry on.

[–]rokkitgurl 1 point2 points ago

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You and you are fookin rope?

[–]lowbrowhijinx 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my. That is terribly embarrassing, given that I'm usually the one pointing out errors like this.

Editing for my sanity, but for those reading this post-edit, "your" was "you're" and I was very tired.

[–]rhoxor1891 53 points54 points ago

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OP, you just made my day.

[–]fusion_xgen 2 points3 points ago

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I've been browsing reddit for a couple of hours now, while my wife was asleep beside me.

And then I had to click it.

[–]thebart 2 points3 points ago

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Pic made me spurt coffee on my monitor and keyboard. Oh well, it needed cleaning anyway.

[–]Pickman 48 points49 points ago

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT JUST FUCKIN' HAPPENED!

[–]The_Great_Kal 24 points25 points ago

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Is it dead?

[–]bcos4life 4 points5 points ago

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There is a beer stain on my friends rug from me losing my shit when he says that line.

[–]pantsareamyth 24 points25 points ago

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[–]ajkkjjk52 1 point2 points ago

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This is my new favorite response to post.

[–]stuffandorthings 12 points13 points ago

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Bury the Fuckin Cat!

[–]lbreevesii 98 points99 points ago

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wait, so you're tellin me it was one dog with six guns?

[–]BriceBurnsRed 81 points82 points ago

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Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.

[–]stuffandorthings 58 points59 points ago

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Well, certainly demonstrates the diversity of the word.

[–]yonicay 18 points19 points ago

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*illustrates. (sorry)

[–]bobbymcpresscot 28 points29 points ago

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I can't go to the store to get cigarettes without bumping into 9 guys you fucked!

[–]lbreevesii 7 points8 points ago

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Quite possibly my favorite line in that whole movie.

[–]skrangle 0 points1 point ago

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He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass!

[–]PwnyDropSquad 30 points31 points ago

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The day I want a Boston Terrier to do my thinking for me I'll have a tag on my toe!

[–]bcos4life 3 points4 points ago

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Holy. Shit. This comment just blew my mind all over the wall... AM. I. DEAD?

[–]Wonderman09 11 points12 points ago

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Why don't you just let the cat do the thinking...

Now get him some tuna.

[–]PeaSoupJim 5 points6 points ago

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Is it dead?

[–]ajkkjjk52 4 points5 points ago

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The Duke's a fuckin' animal.

[–]dawdawditdawdaw 3 points4 points ago

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twist of cannip... sweet and low...

[–]Awwedamn 0 points1 point ago

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*Lemon

[–]Anonymous7k 23 points24 points ago

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And shepards we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee

[–]casebastian321 13 points14 points ago

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Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command

[–]Saint_of_Gamers 13 points14 points ago

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So we shall flow river forth to thee

[–]MarchingBroadband 11 points12 points ago

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And teeming with souls shall it ever be

[–]shadowfax562 13 points14 points ago

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In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

[–]stormstar1 11 points12 points ago

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BANG - BANG - KA SPLOOOSH

[–]mdrabz 4 points5 points ago

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The oft-omitted epilogue to this quote.

[–]Rosetti 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot the cool chk chk sound as they cock their guns.

[–]Wonderman09 18 points19 points ago

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That scene for some reason always gives me chills, never been able to figure out why.

I guess it's just that epic.

[–]Dead_Rooster 4 points5 points ago

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It's the passion in the dialogue I think.

[–]Pots_And_Pans 11 points12 points ago

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What's the symbology there?

[–]witherance 3 points4 points ago

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Symbology? Well now that duffy has relinquished his king bonehead crown, I see we have an heir to the throne!

[–]jack_johnson1 33 points34 points ago

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Obligatory upvote for awesome Boondock Saints reference.

[–]spamlover789 22 points23 points ago

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I totally blanked on what movie this was from for a moment, and all I could think was 'Why can I picture the Green Goblin saying this line?'

[–]jonathanrdt 10 points11 points ago

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That's the Dafoe character you think of?

Not Elias? Or Jesus? Or Klaus?

[–]LOLSTRALIA 3 points4 points ago

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Kids these days...

[–]WildcatBitches 4 points5 points ago

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Calm, collected, German.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Boondock Saints 1.

[–]bcos4life 15 points16 points ago

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Just boondock Saints... I pretend 2 didn't happen.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think 2 was that bad, but it certainly didn't stand up to the first one. On their own merits, they are both really great movies.

[–]Capn_Crotch 2 points3 points ago

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THANK YOU

[–]Dead_Skull 0 points1 point ago

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I liked two. Only saw it once but I thought It was good. They took everything from the first that worked and then added to it

[–]Capn_Crotch 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's the popular thing to do to hate on the second one; but why? It's just like you said, they took the first one, took what worked, and built on that. I want to hear from a hater why the second one wasn't good.

[–]Dead_Skull 0 points1 point ago

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This is written by a friend of mine on facebook:

" Too good of fan service. They wanted something just like the first one. So they got just that. An exact. Replica. Of the first. They even replaced a gay guy with a woman. The only way it could have been more like the first was if.... actually, I can't think of a damn thing that could make it MORE clone like to the first. Lol."

So, it's too good?

[–]Capn_Crotch 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose one could make that argument. I guess I am exactly the target audience for which they made the second one; and for me, the nailed it. Thanks, though.

[–]hippyhoppin42 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. You just can't follow up the first, and it looks like they didn't even TRY with the second.

[–]MadManuel 0 points1 point ago

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One of the actors has had sooo much plastic surgery he doesn't even look like his original face anymore... Like a completely seperate (and not attractive) fellow.

[–]Durzo_Blint 1 point2 points ago

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It's from Boondock Saints. Willem Dafoe played the detective that said this and played the Green Goblin in Spiderman.

[–]mogoose 6 points7 points ago

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"is it dead?"

[–]kevbrown713 6 points7 points ago

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Upvote for good tastes in movies.

[–]bobbymcpresscot 16 points17 points ago

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who love Boondock Saints, and those who are wrong.

[–]DaveNF 9 points10 points ago

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Now we got a huge guy theory and a serial crusher theory.

[–]lbreevesii 7 points8 points ago

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if we keep this up we will have the entire movie's screenplay in this comment thread.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 8 points9 points ago

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I'll have a coke.

[–]michelleuncc 5 points6 points ago

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Upvote! Just watched this yesterday!

[–]handofreason 3 points4 points ago

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Agghhh what's the color bitch?

[–]ENJOYallthings 2 points3 points ago

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AHHHHHHHHHH you are the fucking disease, another day another memory!

[–]azadi0 1 point2 points ago

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BUT I HAVE FUCKING FAILED

I TURNED ANOTHER LIE INTO A WORK OF A SAIIIINNNTTT

(i love you because i was looking for this reference)

[–]pantsareamyth 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Kitrini 2 points3 points ago

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I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious, little...

SKIPPY!SKYPPY!!!

[–]sjhill 8 points9 points ago

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Get this cat 'shopped on to the cover of Platoon!

[–]Capn_Crotch 5 points6 points ago

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BOTH POSES: Willem Dafoe

[–]guynamedjames 2 points3 points ago

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You know, now that you said it, I think it looks more like Platoon then it does Boondock Saints

[–]FauxShizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Technically incorrect, but you were right about it being another analogously-splayed Willem Dafoe movie pose.

[–]theplungerofdoom 1 point2 points ago

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Meh, its kinda close the the Platoon pose. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it.

[–]sjhill -2 points-1 points ago

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You've lost me...

[–]FauxShizzle 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sjhill 2 points3 points ago

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I need to watch this again - it has been too damn long...

And funnily enough, I was just watching some Billy Connolly earlier.

[–]dawdawditdawdaw 5 points6 points ago

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And mousers we shall be, For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy paw, That our claws may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with lasers shall it ever be. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

[–]jester1983 1 point2 points ago

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fuckin' awesome!

[–]flagreekguy 1 point2 points ago

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ROCKO!!!!!

[–]BRSKKM 1 point2 points ago

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I logged in just to upvote this

[–]burnredatdawn 1 point2 points ago

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Am I....... Am I dead?????

[–]zach2093 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched that movie again last night. It is glorious.

[–]SL8Rfan 0 points1 point ago

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so did i. weird...

[–]zach2093 0 points1 point ago

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Are you also watching Walking Dead because the same actor is in it and I didnt even realize.

[–]SL8Rfan 0 points1 point ago

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nah, i'm watching reno 911 but i do plan on watching some walking dead soon!

[–]JoeClever 1 point2 points ago

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Look at this fuckin' place. They're fuckin' me, man. They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce... just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it. Fuck it! I'm doin' it. -It is done! Shit! BANG "dying cat" - Shit! Shit! - Oh, my God! - What the fuck! - I'm hit!

[–]smithtj3 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheJokerWasRight 1 point2 points ago

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[–]smithtj3 0 points1 point ago

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I stand corrected.

[–]darknavi 1 point2 points ago

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FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!

[–]GoatHead420 1 point2 points ago

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You'd probably have better luck with beer

[–]Awwedamn 1 point2 points ago

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Catch you on the flip side.

[–]Darth_Remus 1 point2 points ago

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So guess who just laughed so hard that he practically squawked and woke up his roommate?

This guy.

[–]Xerazal 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK. YES.

Up voted

[–]badpenguin455 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love this movie....

[–]aleczapka 1 point2 points ago

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Willem Dafoe never looked better!

[–]CaptainSoapMac 1 point2 points ago

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OP, you just made my day. I think I may just have to watch the Saints today.

[–]bennetteatsbrains 2 points3 points ago

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Whenever I hear this line, I think of that Bleeding Through song

[–]Rebound 1 point2 points ago

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I CTRL + F'd this but didn't really expect to find it haa

[–]shawncplus -1 points0 points ago

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For any not graced with its amazingness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW6BwheykmA&feature=related The line usually prec

[–]sriedel014 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WHO THE FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

[–]JorgeCS 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PhoenixYeshua 0 points1 point ago

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Can't do alot of damage with that thing can we perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist

[–]CashCreditOrReddit 0 points1 point ago

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This would be crazy good timing because I just watched this movie, but really its not because I watch it almost constantly now...

[–]Jedimaster1134 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Boon-fucking-dock fucking saints fucking fuck fuck. Have fucking some fucking up-fucking-votes. Fuck.

[–]Doubts_Everything 0 points1 point ago

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We could kill... everyone.

[–]LastOfTheTime_Lords 0 points1 point ago

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I'm strangely okay with it.

[–]13853211 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ready to get busy too. I'm ready to get busy...

[–]coolcat123280 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YES! cats and cult movies, two major ingredients for upvotes.

[–]lividd 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck You I Am Cat!

[–]boshee 0 points1 point ago

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Steve Holt!

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]beercan_dan 0 points1 point ago

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upvoatupvoatupvoatupvoatupvoat.

[–]tinyzombie 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, I know what I'm doing tonight.

[–]TheSpartin 0 points1 point ago

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so whats the symbology here?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Bandock Saints reference gets 10 points!

[–]jakimdadream 0 points1 point ago

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why don´t you make like a tree... and get the fuck out

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

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Boondock Saints reference and a cat picture all in one. You deserve all my upvotes and more.

[–]deusexnox 0 points1 point ago

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Someone make a Boondock Cats gif or something... I'd do it, but yeah... lazy

[–]DecoyNumber7 -1 points0 points ago

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there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident

[–]Motrheadache 0 points1 point ago

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How did we go from the most epic movie ever to anchor man? Unforgivable.

[–]DecoyNumber7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Motrheadache 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for that. I now understand.

[–]doveinasoaplessplace -1 points0 points ago

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OH MY GOD IT'S A FIRE

sale

[–]rokkitgurl -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm Irish. This film was shite. Sorry Reddit, but most people in Ireland either hate this film or have no idea what it is.

I'm also sick of the plastic paddy coming over and being surprised when no one in Ireland gives a fuck about this film.

[–]emospartan911 -1 points0 points ago

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Not cheeseburger, that is one of the few rules

[–]Goldennarwhale -1 points0 points ago

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this is actually my favorite movie of all time. I watch it 5 times a week. no shit. I cant get over how happy I am to see a meme about the boondock saints.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I have a cat that looks just like that and I'm pretty sure I can get him to do this easily for this cat toy I have.. Should emulate?

[–]Molassesfatts -2 points-1 points ago

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deviant art, 97% furries, 3% talent.