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[–]adogwhoiskool 17 points18 points ago

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[–]el_pie_eater 1 point2 points ago

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[–]astro2039194 3 points4 points ago

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[–]elrobinto 2 points3 points ago

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Very fanny

[–]KILLS_PUNS 2 points3 points ago

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FUCKING DIE

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 2 points3 points ago

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You blow dude

[–]TharSheVotes -5 points-4 points ago

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Someone's got sand in their vagina!

[–]TWiesengrund 0 points1 point ago

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I fancy myself a good windmill!

[–]Thomhobbes 0 points1 point ago

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Yes your are, big fan. Yes you are.

[–]flax41 0 points1 point ago

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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[–]PariahArtsLtd7 0 points1 point ago

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windmills r responsible for hundreds of bat deaths a month.

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

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which in turn, saves the lives of millions of insects. Mankind: HERO.

[–]PariahArtsLtd7 1 point2 points ago

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mosquitoes suck and u know it.

[–]TheMerchandise 0 points1 point ago

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[–]crimsondelagator 0 points1 point ago

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Not in favour of turbine energy? Not a big fan?

Then like me, your a small air conditioner.

[–]HarveySpecter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hockeyrunner13 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

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[–]maxrizk 0 points1 point ago

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Also behind the windmill is a massive low pressure zone that will literally make birds explode.

[–]Mehow17 0 points1 point ago

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the pressure is a danger to bats more so than to birds...

[–]Mehow17 0 points1 point ago

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lol I live next to a wind farm and both of those are myths. Yes they create some noise, no louder then a tiny hum if one is trying to listen. Nothing even close to the sound of a car driving past you. As for the birds getting chopped up... http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/wind-turbine-kill-birds.htm...

[–]_Charlie -1 points0 points ago

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That was fantastic

[–]lafbok 0 points1 point ago

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it blew me away

[–]KILLS_PUNS -5 points-4 points ago

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FUCKING DIE

[–]SwaqMeOut 0 points1 point ago

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Ok the first time was funny, but the second time?

[–]victorious_secret69 -4 points-3 points ago

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wind energy is a fucking joke

[–]jayce513 2 points3 points ago

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Ok, first of all why? Im a wind tech, i see it work everyday. Please explain your opinion on why its a joke.

[–]victorious_secret69 0 points1 point ago

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Wind energy is not widely used nor efficient enough for the demands of our power grid. When there is no wind there isnt enough constant voltage to maintain what need. The answer is nuclear energy.

[–]jayce513 1 point2 points ago

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You display your ignorance of how power is generated very blatantly. First of all wind energy efficiency is in the 90 percentile of the available power that is in the wind. I assume that you are confused with capacity factor. These are two different things entirely.

When there is no wind there isnt enough constant voltage to maintain what need

You misunderstand voltage and power. There is a very large difference. Also this statement is a very obvious sign of your inadequate knowledge on how electricity , or more specifically, the grid works.

The answer is nuclear energy.

No its really not. You fail to see that nuclear is a band aid to a huge wound inflicted on this country. It is a replacement for an already archaic power delivery system that will get us nowhere.

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[–]Pointsoutyourreposts 22 points23 points ago

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Hey repost complainer, I thought you might want to take a look at a submission that was a repost at the time you posted it!

I'll pass 2 months ago by You

Pull up a chair 5 months ago by krisq14

You are now not allowed to point out whether something is a repost or not unless you say you condone and support reposts! Thanks and have a great evening!

[–]Mapes 2 points3 points ago

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Can I subscribe to your comments?

[–]aryst0krat 0 points1 point ago

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You may be able to do it using RSS, but I find it easier just to friend him.

[–]Sladeakakevin 0 points1 point ago

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This is beautiful

[–]cokedick_louie -3 points-2 points ago*

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I don't like the word condone, because when you say you don't condone something it sounds like a double negative and seems to mean the opposite of what it seems, and then I get confused.

I support and condone reposts and people who complain about reposts and ironic repost statements that are essentially reposts of themselves.

[–]mikeCbaby -1 points0 points ago

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I see what you did there!