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[–]delvicon 85 points86 points ago

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Needs more site logos. Would it kill you to post it on 9gag and damnlol before you post it back to reddit?

[–]devilbird99 4 points5 points ago

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Or at least find the original failing more watermarks. It'sn't as if it hasn't been posted many times before.

[–]Some_Lurker_Guy 4 points5 points ago

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Lol, it'sn't. Gonna have to use that one more.

[–]devilbird99 3 points4 points ago

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Ever since I saw the reddit post on double contractions I've been doing my best to work them into sentences so that I'll slowly/naturally work them into an english paper in hopes my teacher marks it as incorrect.

I live a sad pathetic life, I know...

[–]8dash 1 point2 points ago

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You should never use any contractions in formal writing.

[–]devilbird99 1 point2 points ago

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English paper ≠ formal writing. Well it depends but most of the time it's not for me. I tend to think of lab reports and what not as formal writings. Even then though the rule is completely arbitrary and absurd in my mind and I generally use whatever and don't go back and change it.

[–]brentwit 2 points3 points ago

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TIL Ninja coat hangers is a thing

[–]devilbird99 1 point2 points ago

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Haha didn't notice that. And with both over 9000 upvotes AND downvotes XD

[–]Internet_Emporor 9 points10 points ago

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I declare the logos make this image comedy null and void.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 5 points6 points ago

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Welp you are the emporor I guess

[–]the_silent_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I kinda think of this picture as a sort of 'marker' for my internet exposure. I remember seeing it years and years ago when I first came here on reddit and I have a copy with no site logos somewhere on an old hard drive. The quantity of logos on this pic (fucking far too many) directly correlates with the number of years I have been wasting on this site (fucking far too many).

Maybe in a decade or so this picture will surface and it will have so many logos and brands plastered on it no one will know what it actually is.

[–]ZeekySantos 0 points1 point ago

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Sooooo, two years, two years and two logos.

[–]goodwithcomputr 35 points36 points ago

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[–]VCS777 5 points6 points ago

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Giraffe Hat Man... Batman's mortal nemesis.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 3 points4 points ago

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Good thing Batman has giraffe hat man repellent spray.

[–]VCS777 1 point2 points ago

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I thought he had leopard hat man repellent spray, or did Idi Amin die by himself!? <insert apology for joke here>

[–]HulkHegel 11 points12 points ago*

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For anyone curious, the guy's name is Marshall Rosenberg, a psychologist and proponent of "Nonviolent Communication". He uses giraffes and jackals to represent archetypal non-violent and violent, respectively, communicators. This is a video of one of his talks.

edit: oh that's embarrassing, forgot the link...

[–]sprankton 0 points1 point ago

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Which is which? Giraffes fight for mates by beating each other with their necks. Jackals bite and scratch each other all the damn time.

[–]Crowd_of_Gods 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously in the real animal world, behaviours are a lot more complex. Giraffes have the largest heart of any land animal, and Jackals are just known for not being "nice" by human standards. In places in the world that aren't as familiar with these animals he uses other ones.

Dr. Rosenberg apparently started off using the puppetry for teaching children but eventually decided it was fine for the grown-ups too. I used to find it embarrassing, but I think he's right after all.

[–]ok_ill_shut_up 6 points7 points ago

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I've never seen this and didn't even notice the watermarks. CTFO

[–]SgtMittens 4 points5 points ago

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Has anyone seen my Giraffe? It's like this big.

[–]keef2000 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Durzo_Blint 4 points5 points ago

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it's*

[–]keef2000 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I did notice that, but the picture wasn't done by me and I couldn't find the original source. Maybe you could find it and send the creator a message so they can correct the error.

[–]toaf 0 points1 point ago

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In case anyone is interested, here is the largest text-free version I could find quickly: http://i.imgur.com/5Hlr3.jpg

[–]Dr_Zeuss 1 point2 points ago

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Hail!

[–]Durzo_Blint 3 points4 points ago

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Heil!*

[–]Dr_Zeuss 1 point2 points ago

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You see what I did thear?

[–]Cynovae 0 points1 point ago

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What's that next to her, popcorn?

[–]MrAsianese 2 points3 points ago

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It's simple, Kill the batman.

[–]cuntunderground 6 points7 points ago

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Coming soon to TF2!

[–]uvelify 5 points6 points ago

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Is there an elephant in the room we can address?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Aliens.

[–]LPfmAAF 14 points15 points ago

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Repost and watermarks. Please stop.

[–]tech-bits 7 points8 points ago

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I love that when someone says "still make me laugh" or "still my favorite" it automatically means that it's exempt from being a blatant repost.

[–]shiny_dunsparce 7 points8 points ago

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I love when people complain about reposts.

[–]Hardlove 14 points15 points ago

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Then you are one lucky man.

[–]WhatTheFlux1 1 point2 points ago

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I can't decide if I like it more pretending the Giraffe is talking.

[–]samahh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]froggy_baby04 1 point2 points ago

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hey now, that guy is awesome. the world would be a much better place if we wore a giraffe on our heads more often

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21g1S7stoQI&feature=related

[–]Drybones5 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Buhnanah 1 point2 points ago

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[–]OmegaArcadia 1 point2 points ago

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I like to imagine that the giraffe is devouring his brain and absorbing his mind.

[–]biggles86 0 points1 point ago

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that looks like a congressman to me

[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

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Insightful.

[–]dboz57 0 points1 point ago

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shit my dad says

[–]obscene_banana 0 points1 point ago

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Source of the lecture?

[–]fightingdevil 0 points1 point ago

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Time to find me one of those!

[–]Seeker469 0 points1 point ago

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Low amusement standards I'd say.

[–]lillzorz 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE CAN I FIND ONE OF THESE HATS???

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Same bro, now let us don our thinking giraffes and get cracking.

[–]SlayerFan1993 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so proud to actually own that hat. I was the goddamn king of "Crazy Hat Day" throughout Elementary/Middle school.

[–]nategamer01 0 points1 point ago

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Robin Williams?

[–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

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We should put more ridiculous hats on people.

[–]heimlich1017 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]FlashMigma 0 points1 point ago

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That must be hiss thinking cap!

[–]bmbleb 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this I think it's Duckie from NCIS

[–]Zelkova 0 points1 point ago

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Here TheCosmicWhale, have a fresh copy.

http://i.imgur.com/BxRye.jpg

[–]A_Namekian_Guru 0 points1 point ago

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Same.

[–]Conjectural_Tech 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one that's reminded of this? Will You Be QUIET?!

[–]archon302 0 points1 point ago

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Mine too!

[–]Van_Wilderr 0 points1 point ago

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Aliens!

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta put on mah thinkin' g'raffe...

[–]romanpppp 0 points1 point ago

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seriously where can i get this

[–]thechosen2 -1 points0 points ago

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Still? What made you question its favorite status?

[–]TheCosmicWhale[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I think I just wanted to comment on it's staying power. It's a picture for the ages.

[–]Anhedonique -1 points0 points ago

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I want one!

[–]Dr_Zeuss 0 points1 point ago

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A quick google search was unsuccessful. Anyone know where one can get this hat?

[–]MardukasHank 1 point2 points ago

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Last time this was posted someone found it but it was discontinued :(

[–]Buhnanah 1 point2 points ago

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The site that used to sell it, they don't make it anymore.

[–]Dr_Zeuss -1 points0 points ago

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???

Profit?

[–]Derpussss -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to the internet circa 2002

[–]GumballMicjones -1 points0 points ago

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[–]imDanJones -1 points0 points ago

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Does posting titles like this not make it a repost?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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He reminds me of this guy

[–]SammyD1st -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that John Derbyshire?