Forever Alone

blindfun · 7 months

The dog is a Great Pyrenees but they are Alpacas not Llamas. (The picture is from my farm). (edited the spelling).

SeanVsRobots · 7 months

One of those llamas is gay

deadgingrwalkng · 7 months

Great Pyrenees = amazing

Theothor · 7 months

That dog is blue balling like crazy

avehicled · 7 months

"Orgy's aren't very fun if nobody wants to do it with you"- Dr. Steve Brule

Ahuch · 7 months

http://imgur.com/BetsC

Fixed

downer3d · 7 months

this is an accurate portrayal of what it feels like to be in a long distance relationship.

letsRACEturtles · 7 months

This guy is left out, too.

handygrl90 · 7 months

I love Great Pyrs!

Various_Pickles · 7 months

No humping for Jakucha.

upandrunning · 7 months

Now that's a clusterf*ck.

FreeStylee69 · 7 months

the dogs face looks priceless.

mintgruen · 7 months

All four are ordered by colour from dark to bright! This can't be coincidence, there has to be a dog :)

alsothewalrus · 7 months

Let me ouuut...

rathskellar · 7 months

This belongs here

ridingtheuniverse · 7 months

waiting for the fixed version with forever alone face shop'd onto the dogs face......

Calugar · 7 months

The despair it that dogs eyes in so overwhelming.

ETL4nubs · 7 months

He looks so miserable!

altf404 · 7 months

that lucky dog! He's got a front row seat.
I have to pay for my llama porn.

DidYourMom · 7 months

Reminds me of last weekend with your mother.

WalterWhite_Jr · 7 months

I don't know why this made me laugh so much but a big thanks to OP for giving me a good chuckle.

OniTan · 7 months

He is a dog. He cannot mate with alpacas.

grimatongueworm · 7 months

The look on that dog's face captures the true essence of meme-worthy forever alone-ness.

SiscoDisco · 7 months

Llama centipede. Coming to a theater near you.

easyeight · 7 months

I tried to stop them.

persona · 7 months

Just wait til the SomethingAwful guys get a hold of this....

passwordisdog · 7 months

Original thought before opening pic: bitch get a dog. That worked out a lil to well.

rockmongoose · 7 months

He's not forever alone. He's just not weird.

There's a difference.

IRateU · 7 months

~~Forever Alone~~ waiting in line.

harlows_monkeys · 7 months

More like Forever Organized--he's got his future meals neatly stacked.

mlp101316 · 7 months

I'm actually an animal behaviorist and this is something alpacas are known to do in cold weather. Usually they rotate every half hour or so to allow the ones on the outsides to get to spend some time in the middle. I've seen as many as 6 alpaca doing this at once. Wait, I just realized I'm not an animal behaviorist. Disregard what I just said. These animals are having a three way.

sani579 · 7 months

me at a party :(

flounder19 · 7 months

Weird, he looks like a shaggy dog

PsychoticApe · 7 months

I feel kind of bad for the bottom llama. The dog probably had a lucky break.

Thurbo · 7 months

If the dog joins in it will be some interspecies erotica.

meinmein · 7 months

And that's what happens when you put more than one male alpaca in the same area.

abigboot · 7 months

poor dog, someone needs to give him some love...

oakium9 · 7 months

i dont think that dog is sad as more bewildered. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HUMANS MAKING ME GAURD?!?

Maveric1984 · 7 months

Why does the dog look like he's leaning back on his "arm."

aryst0krat · 7 months

This gives me sad, sad puppies in my heart.

elliotthegreat · 7 months

holy shit, to be 4th wheel is just down right impressive

Atmozfears · 7 months

Looks like he is trying to say: Dude, get me out of here.

therealjohnfreeman · 7 months

Reminds me of that post of the Redditor who went to a party with a friend and two dates, and his friend ended up having a threesome with both dates while he got ignored.

[deleted] · 7 months

This dog looks more like "Free me from this llama-fucking hell" than forever alone.

Maybe that's just me.

jarretosha · 7 months

UNCLOS · 7 months

More like:

"What the fuck is going on?"

Vertigo666 · 7 months

Wtf man

jking800 · 7 months

Doggy style, no less.

I_am_a_dog_fucker · 7 months

I'd keep that dog company!

meowmix830 · 7 months

Felt this is needed

jakket · 7 months

The look on that dog's face is absolutely priceless.

alien18a · 7 months

Llama Palooza

BrynHavoc · 7 months

fucking alpacas are weird as fuck.

Llamas don't pull this shit. Not that I ever saw, anyway.

BenNCM · 7 months

i'd start licking my balls at this point if i was him

imfrickenknipe · 7 months

Srsly guise?

kegman83 · 7 months

He likes to watch

hayesbrochill · 7 months

somebody has to videotape.

Mmarti5 · 7 months

An I the only one who saw this picture not understanding until I rotated it into horizontal view?

A_Seabear · 7 months

Front page in one hour, Impressive

mtnsbeyondmtns · 7 months

Dog: "Hey guys, I'm just supervising."

Cooperfan1111 · 7 months

Top of news feed? Llama threesome lol.

doughyjoey5 · 7 months

AceCake · 7 months

Brillant.

cookmesome · 7 months

Man that just catches on the state of how my Valentine's gonna be like. Depressing.

Eatofo · 7 months

All pack on.

Dexter77 · 7 months

How come it says 846 views but there are 3658 upvotes?

gillyguthrie · 7 months

That dog looks rather forlorn.

One_Man_Two_Shadows · 7 months

Typical Friday night for me. (the dog that is)

Ax3lface · 7 months

Well, they can't even see the dog! White fur in white snow? C'mon!

godnus · 7 months

Fuckin' alpacas.

rach1251 · 7 months

Those alpacas are clearly not redditors.

Still_Not_Sleeping · 7 months

That dog is like "get me the fuck out of here :("

LunchGuns · 7 months

We live in such a closeminded world. A world where interspecies relationships cannot exist. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

chives90 · 7 months

you know your a loner when 3 alpacas have a threesome right in front of you

HybridEmblem · 7 months

He should be asking himself, "What would insanity wolf do?"

Devcon7 · 7 months

It's only gay if you look em in the eye

justanotherguyd · 7 months

This is how i feel every weekend.

61um1 · 7 months

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

WeWillFallTogether · 7 months

Reminds me of this party I went to the other week.

Okhranka · 7 months

Godammit, the RES-style picture now takes up the majority of my Chrome snapshot of Reddit.

fish629 · 7 months

Rule 34. No exceptions.

mjm8218 · 7 months

Fucking llamas.

dumbkid · 7 months

Not sure if want...

Pester_Ball · 7 months

jakethesnake76 · 7 months

What kinda three headed monster is that ??

TerribleEstimation · 7 months

The way this image shows up in Alien Blue is brilliant. It is zoomed in for some reason so you can't see the dog--just the llamas. I didn't really get who was forever alone there. I thought it was the llama at the back. Then, I realized I could pan over, and there was the dog.

It would almost make the perfect animated gif. Preferably without sound.

kmccoy831 · 7 months

On another note...that picture is pretty hilarious.

bowei006 · 7 months

Im actually interested in what the 3 lama..alpaca...something were actually doing.

NmKkilla · 7 months

Threesome. Awesome.

rofl627 · 7 months

Depression Dog + Okay Face = that dog in the picture.

Jinqs · 7 months

I opened up the picture and it didn't fit in my screen, so I only saw the Alpacas at first... saw the stroll bar and scrolled over to see the sad dog...

Ilikepineapplez · 7 months

Aww poor sheep. Wait is that a dog or sheep?

chillum1987 · 7 months

I'm getting more of a ”me gusta...” vibe.

Pr3fix · 7 months

So, do Alpacas engage in three-ways frequently or...?

Zequez · 7 months

He is the third wheel, even when there are 4 wheels.

SisRob · 7 months

This post promotes zoophilia and it should be taken down! Ban r/funny!

energy4anarchy · 7 months

Forever A Bone

shiningPate · 7 months

Who knew Lucky Piere was actually a llama?

Sonorama21 · 7 months

Lol, gradient-color Alpaca threesome. I'm saving this... NOT TO MASTURBATE TO.

ObamasFault · 7 months

If president Obama did a better job on social equality, then maybe the dog would have more opportunities and wouldn't be forever alone. I blame the loneliness solely on PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!

mfcav123 · 7 months

I think this is a fairly good representation of what happens at high school dances and college parties...

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