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[–]Inamanlyfashion 126 points127 points ago

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I refuse to click ANYTHING blue on this page. I don't trust anyone right now.

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[–]ThatGuyYouKindaKnow 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck did I just watch? And why the hell did I keep watching it?!!

[–]GernBlanstonInLove 2 points3 points ago

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A great Salvador Dali' and Luis Bunuel short film!

[–]ieatbees 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know about you, but I am Un Chien Andalusia

[–]ExAm 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not surprised Salvador Dali had a hand in this.

[–]tartay745 5 points6 points ago

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I am scrolling very fucking carefully through this thread on my phone. Dear god i don't want to click on anything.

[–]TommyFoolery 4 points5 points ago

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I was just saying the same thing to my coworker

[–]rainaChAoS 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing will ever be safe again.

[–]Skrimshander 1 point2 points ago

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seconded

[–]ThegAme80 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't see what the big fuss is about. r/spacedicks certainly isn't worse than /b/ ever was.

That being said, there are definitely many, many reasons not to go...all of them within the first 10 links on r/spacedicks front page.

[–]Wworkin 355 points356 points ago*

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Do not go there.

Do not go there.

Do not give in to your curiosity.

Do not go there.

For some fucked up reason I decided to check it out yesterday. I saw a decapitated cats head on a pop tart.

Do not go there

edit: For those who did not heed my advice, some eye bleach

Edit2: http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/ph6oa

[–]yumyumchewedgum 144 points145 points ago

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Everytime its mentioned my brain tells me to go. Just one time. To try it. People like you are the only thing thats stopped me. One day I will listen to my brain even though I know Ill regret it.

[–]Wworkin 122 points123 points ago*

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If I save even one person from this it's a success

[–]filmfiend999 20 points21 points ago*

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So... it's all crush videos and horribly depraved shit? Human snuff films??

[–]I_RAPE_DOGS 103 points104 points ago

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Lets put it this way, I wouldnt want to spend much time there

[–]filmfiend999 83 points84 points ago

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Then it must be serious. Dograpists won't even go.

[–]RafTheKillJoy 1 point2 points ago

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Cat rapist do though.......

[–]MindlessDream 1 point2 points ago

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/r/spacedicks It's like the best, just don't click links in all caps.

[–]red_derp 39 points40 points ago

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Fuck you. You made me much MUCH more curious. Fuck... fuck.. FUCK what the ... I don't even.. humans what the fuck man?!

[–]DumplingSawce 43 points44 points ago

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It's gory shit. Everywhere. Not the funny kind.

[–]red_derp 9 points10 points ago

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You don't have to tell me... I need help

[–]topgunsarg 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah, there are pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker there...shudder

[–]RD_Is_Best_Pony 14 points15 points ago

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I tried it. Don't do it. For your own damn sake. Do. Not. Do. It.

[–]Voljjin 20 points21 points ago

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i saw a pig getting its head cut off with a chainsaw. please dont go ther

[–]iamesauce 21 points22 points ago

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Oh please, that's mild. I saw a guy cutting his testicles out, putting them in a frying pan, and turning them in to a protein snack.

[–]RedDaggerx 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, so the picture of gay-amputee fisting I saw was pretty tame for spacedicks?

I think I should feel lucky.

I can't.

[–]RafTheKillJoy 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a beheaded woman and a murdered guy in mexico with his dick cut off and put in his mouth. Fucking Spacedicks.

[–]ScreamingDiarrhea 1 point2 points ago

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BME Pain Olympics 2?

[–]Voljjin 4 points5 points ago

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more the reason to avoid that dark and scary place.

[–]iamesauce 6 points7 points ago

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I might.... occasionally... revisit?

[–]dannykennedy89 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply revisit /r/spacedicks...

[–]Backpedal 6 points7 points ago

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For some reason I assumed it had to do with spacedocking which would be bad enough. Thank god I haven't succumbed to the temptation. Anytime I'm tempted to click on something I'm sure I'll regret I think of "1 Man 1 Jar". shudder Never again.

[–]Derbl 15 points16 points ago

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I went there a half hour ago and have just stopped staring out the window trying to think of a way to end humanity.

[–]PDerp 5 points6 points ago

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I'll help you.

Let's get to work.

[–]OompaOrangeFace 7 points8 points ago

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The guy doing it was Dave. This guy SFW - his youtube channel

[–]yorrick21 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think that's your brain talking. Maybe your sphincter or somethin else.

[–]feltpen 2 points3 points ago

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All you'll learn by giving into the curiosity is to not give in to the curiosity in the future.

[–]Irongrip 4 points5 points ago

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Every time people comment on how awful it is I'm severely disappointed. It's like, you people haven't seen the least of what's out there. Maybe I'm too jaded or have spent too much time on the bad side of the Internet but for what it's worth, r/spacedicks is tame.

[–]Saganomics 32 points33 points ago

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Watch out guys, we've got a badass over here.

[–]Emiraly 30 points31 points ago*

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Err.... Uhhhh... The urge is too strong!

I'm gonna go check it out!

Edit: I just saw a dead Mexican with his penis in his mouth, dead Nyan Cat and My Little Pony Furry scat porn and I'm only 5 links in.

[–]Wworkin 14 points15 points ago*

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May god have mercy on your sole.

[–]Krankenflegel 34 points35 points ago

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Don't shoe dare go there.

[–]Wworkin 6 points7 points ago

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dammit!!

edit: yesterday it was adds

[–]NeverDieKris 1 point2 points ago

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That is what they call a columbian necktie.

[–]Dragday 44 points45 points ago

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What? I have never gone there, but I Always thought it was a bunch of dicks

[–]cyberaltair 12 points13 points ago

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If only. Pretty sure I saw something about some guy's cut legs and something related to his decapitated legs. I have thankfully managed to block most of the image out of my mind.

[–]IdTugYourBoat 35 points36 points ago

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Exactly, a bunch of dicks would be seemingly mild compared to what it actually is. I saw a woman with hordes of live cockroaches crawling in/out of her vagina.

never again...

[–]cyberaltair 28 points29 points ago

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Oh my god, I.... I just....

Why is it allowed on reddit. I mean it's reddit and something offends someone but spacedicks offends everyone not planning on making a living being a serial rapist/murderer.

[–]hcnye 43 points44 points ago

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What I imagine is if r/WTF fell into a vat of toxic waste and got superpowers, then took PCP and acid at the same time, while on steroids, while PMSing. Is this correct?

[–]Wolfram161 26 points27 points ago

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For the most part, yes. But I would add that the toxic waste made WTF grow three more dicks, which are simultaneously rotting and ejaculating. And it's still menstruating.

[–]Wworkin 9 points10 points ago

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In space

[–]worfres_arec_bawrin 7 points8 points ago

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.......................................................................................fuck

[–]ka0ticnight 2 points3 points ago

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I dont want to find out...

[–]IdTugYourBoat 4 points5 points ago

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I guess it appeals to those who have what some consider to be "offbeat fetishes." It's that one corner of the internet where gore, porn, and all things WTF to the nth degree converge.

[–]cyberaltair 7 points8 points ago

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Fetish, I can get it.

Boner to picture of decapitated stuff, you need serious help.

[–]feltpen 4 points5 points ago

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It's not for me, it's not for you... but whatever, it is there.

[–]Saganomics 1 point2 points ago

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This is the website that will defend to the death a paedophile's right to trade child pornography out in the open. Keep that in mind.

[–]ForeverNotAlone534 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a girl, I just crossed my legs ohmygod.

[–]EnglishRoom 4 points5 points ago

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Just went there. Only looked at some pictures, didn't bother with videos. Lots of poo pictures. A couple pictures of amputees having sex. A picture of a guy who had his penis amputated, but with a cigarette in the urethra hole. Some cartoon drawings of bestiality and furry type stuff. A picture of a dead guy who had this privates removed and put in his mouth -- apparently of a Mexico drug related murder. A dismembered cat (roadkill?) with a poptart where the body was. At least one picture from awkwardboners.com. Etc, etc.

If you'd ever been to the old Ogreish or even Rotten dot com, you've seen this kind of stuff before.

[–]Dragday 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god why did I read everything!

[–]Wworkin 4 points5 points ago

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There are dicks, but not in places or things anyone would want to see.

[–]savenor 13 points14 points ago

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So, in space?

[–]Wworkin 1 point2 points ago

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Necrophilia

But a dick in a vacuum (like space) would fit right in

[–]savenor 2 points3 points ago

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And probably also a dick in an actual vacuum cleaner would be in there too.

[–]neagrosk 6 points7 points ago

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In a nutshell, reddit's /b/

[–]Pointy130[S] 15 points16 points ago

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I can say from experience that it's much worse than anything on /b/.

[–]Sternenlicht 43 points44 points ago*

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...

"I'm going there."

EDIT: I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION.

[–]photographmilk 13 points14 points ago

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I was curious.

Now I'm not.

Thank you for saving my life.

[–]news_and_coffee 16 points17 points ago

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I went. I dunno if it's years on the internet, but it didn't really phase me that much. I think what suprised me the most was the fact that it says 7,000,000+ users are subscribed? Is that accurate?

[–]Scythan 24 points25 points ago

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Hi, it's faze. :)

[–]chewy8126 19 points20 points ago

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...I've been writing it incorrectly my entire life.

God damn it.

[–]Scythan 4 points5 points ago

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On the internet, it seems (to me) to be used incorrectly more often than not. So I try to be gentle :P

[–]news_and_coffee 1 point2 points ago

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sorry :)

[–]F22Rapture 2 points3 points ago

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No, there's no way that's accurate. Not even the most subscribed subreddits have more than 1.5 million.

[–]j0esj0es20 7 points8 points ago

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You had it bad. When I went there, I saw a picture of jesus fucking a baby... still bad.

[–]tornadoslaps 3 points4 points ago

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I saw the gif where a man is forcing a jar into his asshole and the jar shattered halfway through. Blood was dripping mad.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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"one man one jar"

One of the few of these kinds of things that I've never actually seen. "Blood was dripping mad" makes me glad I haven't.

[–]WJUK 5 points6 points ago

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This just made me more curious about it.

[–]TimeToWander 36 points37 points ago

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[–]Idigstraightdown 2 points3 points ago

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My trust in you was well placed. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]rush22 2 points3 points ago

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"I saw a decapitated cats head on a pop tart."

Brought to you by Condé Nast Publications Inc.®

[–]Wworkin 1 point2 points ago

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I should put that quote on my tombstone

[–]tree_D 4 points5 points ago

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We need people like you to save the people that are left with virgin eyes. I thank you.

[–]Synnful_me 3 points4 points ago

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Til there is an r/spacedicks.....my innocence is gone.

[–]baconautics 5 points6 points ago

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NYANNYANNYANNYAN

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

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Yup that's the post

[–]TheHerpfulDerp 1 point2 points ago

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Is it okay if I go there? Too late.

[–]BusyNames 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm sad... Why did you have to include the cat?

[–]heystopthat 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm. Maybe you are trolling....maybe it's actually really awesome and you just don't want me to see..

Nope. Nope, nope nope. I shall trust you from now on.

[–]Wworkin 1 point2 points ago

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Its all part of the long troll.

Kidding, that place seriously fucked me up and I am trying to help

[–]heystopthat 2 points3 points ago

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I got out of there fast. Not like that time I found The Human Centipede on Netflix and watched it without knowing what it was :(

[–]swert6951 1 point2 points ago

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Ever since r/WTF became a default subreddit, r/WTF and r/Spacedicks has become tamer, believe it or not. I think that r/WTF became more like r/Reddit, with the monthly "roots" posts which I think it should always be. Instead I think some WTF posters just moved to Spacedicks making those WTF posts there which are too tame for Spacedicks really. Kind of sad because now Spacedicks is the place to be for funny, albeit disgusting and wtf material, it's like internet roulette.

[–]chewy8126 2 points3 points ago

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decapitated cats head on a pop tart.

Yeeahhhh, if you could, y'know... go back to r/spacedicks and link that back to me, that'd be greeeeeeeeat. Thaaaaanks.

[–]Wworkin 1 point2 points ago

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I hate to say it but someone has linked it as a reply to my comment.

Don't say I didn't warn ya

[–]stalife 13 points14 points ago

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Don't go there. It will freak you out and make you insane. It's one of those insanity where you want to forget about what you just saw, so you try not to think about it, ends up nothing works... so you try to look at the images again in hopes to neutralize your shock, but it gets worse, it's now stuck in your brain forever. Don't go there.

[–]feltpen 11 points12 points ago

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Great description. Although, I suppose at some point, you end up lovin' r/spacedicks, going there all the time. It becomes your facebook. You end up finding content to post on it, becoming a leader in the r/spacedicks communtiy. Then you get married and have children.

[–]Mount_Bugatti 89 points90 points ago

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One does not simply accidentally click on /r/spacedicks

[–]Anal_Justice_League 28 points29 points ago

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wuh...wuh...what the fuck?

I mean...the pizza cock was kind of amusing, but I clicked on "I love my parents" and...well...just don't. Save yourselves the curiosity and just don't.

[–]dangerspeedman 19 points20 points ago

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That was the first one I clicked on as well...well, I've always wondered what suicide was like, now I get to find out...

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 14 points15 points ago

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oh my god. You saying that sparked my curiosity. This person is right to anyone reading this. that was horrifying. aggagagahhahhhh

[–]feltpen 7 points8 points ago

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After being burned a couple of times by encyclopedia dramatica, I am no longer curious about anything up to and including "I love my parents".

[–]henaye_cochone 6 points7 points ago

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OH GOD my brain decided to make me think i smelled something to go with that and i nearly vomited

[–]A_WILD_ABRA_APPEARED 6 points7 points ago

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You have to say what it is.

[–]worfres_arec_bawrin 2 points3 points ago

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My guess is someone blew there head off.

Edit:Yeah yeah yeah I'm tired.

[–]AddictiveSoup 5 points6 points ago

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I have to know now... What's the parents thing?

[–]Anal_Justice_League 1 point2 points ago

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I can assure you, you don't have to know.

[–]nikitak1453 1 point2 points ago

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relevent username

[–]Username20x6 51 points52 points ago

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[–]Sinnermario 19 points20 points ago

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challenge accepted !

[–]GhostThatDerps 3 points4 points ago

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I wholeheartedly regret accepting the challenge. WTF did I just witness?

[–]-yori- 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, I now know how to redditrape my nemesis if the opportunity arises..

[–]hauntedmango 13 points14 points ago

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This is OP right now

[–]mercyinyou 28 points29 points ago

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How is it possible to accidentally click a link to /r/spacedicks?

[–]black4ty 29 points30 points ago

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oops.

[–]CuriousMidget 13 points14 points ago

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You can't. However, you can accidently click a link to /r/spaceclop.

[–]Phiasmir 10 points11 points ago

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WHY GOD, WHY?

[–]CuriousMidget 1 point2 points ago

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Why? Because science demands answers.

[–]Phiasmir 5 points6 points ago

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When the answer is a skinless pony, I'm not sure I want to know the answer, the question, or who's asking. 0_0

[–]Unoriginal_Mark_2 3 points4 points ago

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haha brilliant.

[–]Krista_the_barista 8 points9 points ago

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I always thought r/spacedicks was just a bunch of pictures of space themed weiners. If only.

[–]whatthehelpp 41 points42 points ago

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[–]wrigsam 44 points45 points ago

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[–]Dragday 8 points9 points ago

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[–]PirateMug 5 points6 points ago

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I looked at the comments and they're all about Naruto and One Piece. Why?

[–]polezo 12 points13 points ago*

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My gif! :D When I made it it was my goal to see it pop up in a thread organically at some point. Thank you, good sir or madame, you just helped me cross an item off my bucket list. And it only took 9 days.

I'm not at home right now, but give me an hour or 2 and I'll make a personalized version of the gif just for you, whatthehelpp.

edit: aaand done--your name written in blood and brains.

[–]SeisGurl9 1 point2 points ago

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I don't say this ever, but you are TAGGED sir!

[–]whatthehelpp 4 points5 points ago

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it was my goal to see how long it takes for a user to stumble across a gif oh his I stole. Thank you polezo, it took just 3 days (I stole it from another thread).

And it sir whatthehelpp to you ... monacle smile

[–]polezo 1 point2 points ago

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haha nice. Here you go, sir whatthehelpp, your name in blood

[–]AriBBCP 23 points24 points ago

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except there's literally nothing ever posted on /r/wtf that is actually scary/gross/etc.

[–]DownvoteAllTheWorld 20 points21 points ago

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Ah, you weren't there during the roots movement...

[–]whatthehelpp 10 points11 points ago

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you didn't see the penis pump on anus pic did you ?

[–]AriBBCP 4 points5 points ago

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i did

[–]SoManyNinjas 1 point2 points ago

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Not lately

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[–]kruddypants 16 points17 points ago

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That is NOTHING compared to the rest of spacedicks....

[–]dyslexicpandas 26 points27 points ago

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In all fairness I think that was originally posted in r/wtf, spacedicks can get much much darker.

[–]whatthehelpp 30 points31 points ago

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you mean #000000 ?

[–]Crossfox17 9 points10 points ago

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Consider yourself extremely lucky. That is probably the tamest and least offensive thing you will ever see on that subreddit.

[–]zedee 25 points26 points ago

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I just checked out for curiosity and felt more like this

[–]ScreamingDiarrhea 5 points6 points ago

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NNNNOPE NOPENOPENOPE

FUCK YOU HUMANITY, FUCK YOU.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Basatan 1 point2 points ago

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I love the Big Bang Theory

[–]mfcav123 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mh048t 12 points13 points ago

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I wish my vomit was none stick,and it never left a mess...

[–]d00dsm00t 11 points12 points ago

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Accidentally? Bullshit. Were you accidentally there in the first place?

[–]illest-villain 3 points4 points ago

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What is spacedicks? Can someone tell me without linking me to anything?

[–]Mr_3AM 12 points13 points ago

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Well i just visited out of curiosity and the first image i clicked was titled "i love my parents".. image was a guys junk and his ass hole gapping open and sagging 3 inches down. next picture was of a women with what looked like an object the size of a bowling ball crammed inside her asshole... yea just dont go there

[–]illest-villain 14 points15 points ago

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thanks - i wanted to satisfy my curiosity, but in a PG-13 kind of way.

[–]Mr_3AM 9 points10 points ago

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also i left out the weird stuff oozing out of the guys asshole that i can only guess is "a GOP presidential candidate"..

[–]KarmaPointsPlease 7 points8 points ago

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From what I can tell, going to r/spacedicks will give you "That's enough Internet for me today" moment every 3 seconds. Forever.

[–]-Fake 8 points9 points ago

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Well it's like spacedicks minus space plus sharp objects and pus.

[–]seven_pm 3 points4 points ago

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WHAT IN THE NAME OFF ALL THAT'S SANE... Why this even exists??

[–]Javiar 3 points4 points ago

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i went there a month ago not knowing what it was. the first thing i saw was a dead girl, most of her front body was gone and it was just her backribflesh, some organs, and her face was missing. Her legs were also gone. Then I looked a little bit further and there was a huge black dick going through her ass into the rotting corpse.

[–]KarmaPointsPlease 1 point2 points ago

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Is this... animated? Or are there serial killers out there killing chicks just to post it to r/spacedicks?

[–]spriteburn 4 points5 points ago

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oh great now i have to know this exists

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 3 points4 points ago

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I didn't even last ten minutes. I am weak. I went to r/spacedicks to see what all the fuss was about.

Do not go there. For your own health. If you have any self preservation at all. Do not go.

..... I am scarred. Somebody hold me.

[–]Odd-One-Out 3 points4 points ago

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I can't hold you but I can comfort you with this cute photo of a baby polar bear.

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for you, that is adorable.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 6 points7 points ago

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I saw spacedicks and I bought a new computer, so that turned out ok except I can't forget.

[–]-Fake 1 point2 points ago

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Dafuq?

[–]feltpen 6 points7 points ago

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After visiting r/spacedicks, our commenter had to replace his/her (but waaaay most likely his) computer with a new one, which had never been molested by r/spacedicks. Sadly, it turns out that replacing a computer is a pale subsitution for replacing one's eyes my fellow traveler.

[–]-Fake 2 points3 points ago

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Fair enough.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Kinda reminds me of this video (Not that bad, only slightly disturbing! And a great song!)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i went there, driven by a wild curiosity, but the contents of the subreddit disappeared on me in a couple of seconds. i don't get it. do i have to subscribe in order to see the posts? i was very scared and half-covering my eyes when i opened the page, but curious too. i guess i'd better move on.

[–]Bean888 2 points3 points ago

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ye 'ol 'random link at the top

[–]Mousefart 2 points3 points ago

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first time i saw this gif was just yesterday or the day before after someone posted a picture of a busted up ankle with the bone sticking through, and this was another persons reply. i bet the user who posted this just took it from that post or something. sometimes i hate people and this fucking site. /rant. bla bla. im done. i don't think that made any sense. where am i? are you still reading this? i like you. i think you're great.

[–]ATownStomp 3 points4 points ago

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I want to meet the man who animated this.

[–]Buckee 4 points5 points ago

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this is also what happens when i go on 4chan

[–]twyych 1 point2 points ago

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ha. accidentally. sure.

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

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...spacedicks....not even once. Ok once, but I regretted it.

[–]Hartech 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a silph co. brand computer?

[–]TommyFoolery 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else expect an Iron Sky trailer?

[–]K3rfknpwnly 1 point2 points ago

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The funniest thing I've seen on here in a while. Well played sir. Take my upvotes an my respect.

[–]darkangelx 1 point2 points ago

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cannot be unseen

[–]razek_dc 1 point2 points ago

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Reminded me of this guy.

[–]chanceman420 1 point2 points ago

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One Does not simply "accidentally" click a link to Spacedicks...

[–]BeavMcloud 1 point2 points ago

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Spacedicks gets more tame by the hour. I always see broken ankles and racist memes there now. I WANT MUTILATED DICK, NOT R/WTF MATERIAL.

[–]thesomedude777 3 points4 points ago

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he seemed way to happy browsing before he puked...

[–]Silentlemon 2 points3 points ago

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Why are we reposting things from /r/reactiongifs ? These reactions were on here, like a day ago.

[–]maudlinoftheWell 2 points3 points ago

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Why are people always posting reaction gifs, anyway?

[–]zlavan 2 points3 points ago

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actually three days ago, I was the one to post it. whatever though, everything is a repost of a repost of a repost anyway.

[–]TheoQ99 4 points5 points ago

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Because not enough people are subscribed there.

[–]bawb88 3 points4 points ago

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Sooo, whats the difference between /r/Spacedicks and /r/wtf ? I'm too afraid to find out firsthand...

[–]cyberaltair 15 points16 points ago

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One will have you thinking WTF.

The other will let you realize that someone should blow the entire planet sky high.

[–]ZachChaos 11 points12 points ago

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r/WTF: NSFW

r/spacedicks: NSFL

[–]elREDDIT 1 point2 points ago

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r/ WTF is just oddities with some mild gore mixed in. Spacedicks is WTF on PCP, shrooms, LSD. That's the only way I can describe it lol.

[–]PotatoMusicBinge 2 points3 points ago

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Its the /b/ of reddit

[–]baconautics 1 point2 points ago

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This is a drawn animation. /r/spacedicks has the live-action animated GIF of this somewhere. Enjoy.

[–]Princess_anus 1 point2 points ago

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Pussy.

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[–]Deddan 2 points3 points ago

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Unlikely he made it.

[–]marmo518 0 points1 point ago

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accidentally

[–]cdub28 0 points1 point ago

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Right... Accidentally...

[–]rahim360 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, "accidentally"

[–]terkaderp 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sorry.. but how the fuck do you just accidentally click a link to that subreddit without knowing it

[–]Bean888 0 points1 point ago

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I found a new appetite suppressant...

[–]feltpen 2 points3 points ago

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thinspiration

[–]HerrUggla 0 points1 point ago

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I recommend you to film yourself doing that and post it over there. Profit guaranteed.

[–]hcnye 0 points1 point ago

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You should unsubscribe.