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[–]OCD_Hipster 101 points102 points ago

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[–]mask2697 29 points30 points ago

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what about a non average person?

[–]SnowDoggy44 1 point2 points ago

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The non-average person would be missing the palmaris longus muscle and therefore it would be 57.

[–]sarcasm_rocks 4 points5 points ago

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fun police....

[–]xaelyn 0 points1 point ago

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What if you throw it like a hook? That's about how hard I want to slap people sometimes.

[–]grahamfreeman 113 points114 points ago

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Yeah, but it takes no muscles to not give a fuck.

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[–]withoutamartyr 35 points36 points ago

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Did this really need to be a gif?

[–]154james 19 points20 points ago

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[–]zhuki 4 points5 points ago

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Well I'm glad someone else noticed it too.

[–]Patron10 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah I thought it was good enough as a forward in 2000.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And yes. It needs to be animated. The last pane is priceless as the previous ones build up to it. If it were all in one place, you'd inevitable see the last pane and you'd lose some value.

[–]genericname12345 23 points24 points ago

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FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 20 points21 points ago

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This seems like something that you would find on ebaumsWorld.....

[–]Paralyzing 11 points12 points ago

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How many muscles does it take you to repost, OP?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It only takes 3 muscles to properly squeeze a trigger.

[–]mask2697 3 points4 points ago

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but it takes many more to run like hell to mexico afterwards...

[–]BrianWulfric 6 points7 points ago

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Takes one to push the gas pedal into Mexico. No steering necessary, just point your car south beforehand.

[–]sirin3 2 points3 points ago

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Works especially well if you drive a tank

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU 3 points4 points ago

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It takes 5 seconds to read a joke, but half a minute to sit through an animated gif of the same joke. MY INTERNETS IS BEING USED FOR EVIL

[–]matrixrory 8 points9 points ago

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can someone please name every single one of those muscles it takes to frown then ill believe it takes that many

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Additionally, I'm positive beyond any shadow of a doubt that it takes WAY more than four muscles to punch or slap someone.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 2 points3 points ago

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You are right.

[–]lesiki 2 points3 points ago

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Furthermore, the total effort expended in making motion is not simply the count of muscles involved.

[–]tookietookie 0 points1 point ago

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It supposedly takes 11

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[–]matrixrory 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Chimcan 3 points4 points ago

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And individual muscles do have names.

For example, the Quadriceps group consists of 4 muscles: rectus femoris, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius, and vastus lateralis.

If anything in the body is consistently recognizable, you can bet that someone has named it something.

[–]matrixrory 1 point2 points ago

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i made the original comment.

[–]Malkintosh -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHA Shirley you can't be serious.

[–]Browniemac85 5 points6 points ago

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I am serious and don't call me a cocksucker.

[–]premeddouche 2 points3 points ago

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as a premed, this is completely inaccurate.... /fail

[–]tookietookie 5 points6 points ago

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[–]wtfsebbe 12 points13 points ago

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repost

[–]PanRagon 9 points10 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit!

[–]wtfsebbe 5 points6 points ago

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LOLOL

[–]TheoQ99 3 points4 points ago

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SO BRAVE.

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[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

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Idk why I still have that thing. My cake day was yesterday.

[–]hoodedbob 1 point2 points ago

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[–]wtfsebbe 0 points1 point ago

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but this is a repost

[–]hoodedbob 0 points1 point ago

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true

[–]SaiMan 0 points1 point ago

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Not for me

[–]caks -1 points0 points ago

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Older than the internet.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Someone was inspired by this...

[–]tmbgisrealcool 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! totally worth waiting for that gif to load!

[–]SixStringSolo 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome

[–]IrrevrentHoneyBadger 1 point2 points ago

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It takes 42 muscles to frown and even less to leave me the fuck alone.

[–]veritas671 1 point2 points ago

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You sir, have made me laugh. Upvote!

[–]jacksonxo 2 points3 points ago

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nananananananananana BAT SLAAAAAAP.

[–]Lachrymologist 3 points4 points ago

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I've always wanted to bitch slap the person who made up this saying.

[–]lawlshane 1 point2 points ago

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That was a really annoying .gif

[–]meatychunkster 1 point2 points ago

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It's the bitch slap Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[–]defconzero 1 point2 points ago

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Is the joke that the .gif itself is annoying because it's so slow?

[–]elegantwino 3 points4 points ago

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I need the exercise.

[–]Gobe270 0 points1 point ago

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This joke is so fucking old. And also just incorrect anyways.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wickity 0 points1 point ago

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And it takes about 30 seconds too long to watch this shitpiece.

[–]WEIMDADDY 0 points1 point ago

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maybe i like a workout

[–]jessagrubb 0 points1 point ago

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i don't think that's anatomically correct.
also, repost.

[–]Tstr76 0 points1 point ago

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Four muscles to slap someone? That's just absurdly stupid.

[–]ThaRedAce 0 points1 point ago

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But how can I deal with cliched, reposted gifs?

[–]geeky-serial-killer 0 points1 point ago

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Guess what? it only takes 11 muscles to frown...

[–]butt2face 0 points1 point ago

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LIAR! it's a .gifa!

[–]kapherine[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fromfocomofo 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I remember this joke in middle school too!

[–]supferrets 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna put this joke in my AIM profile!

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch, it's already on my Geocities page.

[–]reallybigc -1 points0 points ago

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No no no. The power comes from your hips.

[–]asw91 -1 points0 points ago

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People like you?

[–]30rockette -1 points0 points ago

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Can we have a .gif on how to deal with annoying, slow .gifs?

[–]Jaizhanju -1 points0 points ago

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It takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck.

[–]ChristianCMcKay -1 points0 points ago

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sigh I was so sick of this saying in any form over 3 years ago now...

[–]Braude -1 points0 points ago

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Who actually frowns?

[–]McCrackenYouUp -1 points0 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xpYAs94ppk

This man died wayyyy too early.

[–]stuman89 -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit I was terrified that something was going to pop up and make me shit myself.

[–]no_puppets_here -1 points0 points ago

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Could've just been the last frame. Same point, much quicker. Brevity and wit and what have you.

[–]Maxwell_House -2 points-1 points ago

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What's wrong with using 42 muscles? Are people really that lazy?