How to handle road rage. Level: Boss

Eloc21 · 7 months

I would feel extremely safe with that man in my backseat.

lawlshane · 7 months

Here's the full scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UdZhT4aOo&feature=player_embedded

I only know this because I love the BMW 8-series and I recognized it when I first saw that gif. I cannot stress how tiny the back seats are in those cars. The man in the back is likely not too comfortable.

TheDarkPancho · 7 months

I love how he taps the driver at the end.

JayGatsby727 · 7 months

Story time! My friend and I had just gone paintballing, and we were driving back. We still had our paintball guns with us, and it's worth noting that our paintball guns resembled actual weapons. So I'm driving my friend back home, and on the way, some car behind us starts getting very aggressive. It honks at us and is tailgating. My friend, the "genius", decides to roll down his window and showcase his paintball gun, knowing that it resembles a real gun. A few seconds pass, their windows roll down, and they show us the actual guns they are carrying! At this point, they become even more aggressive and attempt to get alongside us. I start speeding up and try to lose them, but they keep on us. Eventually, we get to a streetlight, and it's red. Knowing that if we stop, there might be some trouble, I figure this is our only way to lose these guys, I go through the red light and the cross-traffic was fortunately thin enough for us to get through unscathed. One of the scariest moments of my life and I still give my friend shit for putting us through that.

Moral of the story: Don't act like a badass unless you can back it up.

The_Billek · 7 months

I love how gun guy doesn't even look behind while he holds the gun out. He knows what's gonna happen.

(unless he was looking in the mirror...I may be over-thinking this one)

FunnyHobo · 7 months

Funny, I never really thought people who drove like asshats had a sense of self-preservation before.

tigerslovecinnamon · 7 months

This will not work in Los Angeles. The other car is also armed.

DogiojoeXZ · 7 months

At least his trigger discipline is good.

Papasmurf2 · 7 months

What is this clip from?

atomicoption · 7 months

It's from a Russian film called "Landing Forces: No one but us"

guynamedjames · 7 months

And that's why I no longer drive in detroit

[deleted] · 7 months

"Do unto others as if they had a gun." -Keith Malley

3lementaru · 7 months

THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?

ZiggyOnMars · 7 months

Repost level: Boss's mother

Maddnz · 7 months

In soviet Russia, car drives on road.

Just like the rest of the world.

foxmtbr · 7 months

I've had better days.

I didn't even have to pull out my AK. Man, today was a good day.

apullin · 7 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j1qia/i_wish_i_could_do_this/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gt790/i_cant_be_the_only_one_that_wishes_they_could_do/

How to handle road rage. Level: Repost.

(6 & 9 months. Standard re-front-paging period. At this point, it's pretty clear to me that someone is doing automated systematic database-driven reposting)

hyugafan · 7 months

Rage car status:

Not told {} Told {} Fucking told {} Told your horses {} Knights of the Told Republic {X}

Pruddles · 7 months

I have seen this before, although I upvote you because sir, your title rocked.

Elphante · 7 months

Wish I'd had that gun when an idiot-on a completely open 5 lane freeway, decided he didn't like that I tapped on my breaks to tell him to get off my tail and pulled around and then in front of me and SLAMMED on the breaks trying to make me crash into him. The guy was a total idiotic psycho and a part of me so dearly wanted to crash into him. He just kept doing it too for like the next couple of minutes, I eventually got out of the lane and far away from the psycho. Weird thing was that about half a year later, an acquaintance of mine on facebook recounts the same experience happening to her on the same area of freeway. The guy was up to the same thing, what a douche! I wish I'd called the police.

rainx5 · 7 months

The left lane association of I-5 approves of this... solution.

toddkw · 7 months

the pat on the shoulder at the end made the gif twice as good

jumbo-shrimp · 7 months

I love how he flips him off. As if showing him the gun wasn't enough.

BatXDude · 7 months

Is this from a film? If so, which one?

linguamlatinaamat · 7 months

most common way of resolving problems in russia

passwordisdog · 7 months

and thats why you keep a rpg in your backseat lets see what they do then.

fisticuffsmanship · 7 months

Spetsnaz!

[deleted] · 7 months

That's not boss level. That level: RUSSIAN

barrymacockenya · 7 months

Level: Felony.

ihavespellingproblem · 7 months

You still can get in the same kind of mess if you driving alone in Northern Russia or Far East. Especially if you're alone or driving a bike. Though it's not common like it was in the 90's

Kailoth · 7 months

The video.

truthatruthaa · 7 months

A thousand upvotes to you, sir, for this was the very first thing I saw this morning.

rolypolyman · 7 months

Epic Mealtime goes to the grocery store.

fapeture · 7 months

Funny in a movie, not so much RL. A co-worker of mine was arrested due to flashing a handgun at a fellow motorist.

morla74 · 7 months

I will now keep a fake gun just to stop people from grilling me

bgrugby60 · 7 months

Reminds me of a friend of mine who had a flare gun in his glove compartment. Someone was pulling this on them, so he just pulled it out and aimed it at them. Pretty much the same results, of course, he is lucky the cops weren't called on him.

cjphonehome · 7 months

The tap on the shoulder did it for me.

Gibblez · 7 months

My dad was always kind of a weird guy, and he absolutely LOVES fire. Well, one day back in the 70's he was bringing home once of those brush-burners, the basic mini-flamethrower that's easily controllable, it only shoots a 3 foot flame, but hey, fire. He was driving his 67' GTO down through Wooten in Eastern Kentucky, when this guy in one of the then new Mustang Fastbacks pulled up to him and kept riding his ass. Well, since my dads car was only a coupe, the bush-burner was in the passenger seat. When the guy actually pulled up and hit the back of his car (No permanent damage, he's a mechanic, but for the love of god don't hit his cars.) he pulled over a little bit to let the guy through and pulled the bush-burner over on top of him and the nozzle out the window. When the guy passed, he slowed down to give him the finger, but before he could get his window down, my dad lit up the passenger's side of the Fastback. My dad still laughs about it and shows his mugshot to different people.

RafaDelBarrio · 7 months

lol. I live in a violent city here in Mexico and this is why I never honk at cars.

Grovercleese · 7 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjnQ1dvlJM sound version

funny

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