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[–]Eloc21 762 points763 points ago

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I would feel extremely safe with that man in my backseat.

[–]Harodan 586 points587 points ago

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and that camera man on my hood.

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points ago

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I don't know, I tried to have one, but he kept blocking my view of the road. I had my backseat guy shoot him.

[–]Mr_chiMmy 30 points31 points ago

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Wouldn't that be the job of the guy sitting shotgun?

[–]booooooooooooosh 94 points95 points ago

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Whenever I'm riding in a car, I always call Cobain.

It's the seat behind the shotgun.

[–]uneekfreek 56 points57 points ago

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I always call Rosa Parks. I'm sitting in the front and I'm not moving.

[–]unabiker 24 points25 points ago

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I call Kennedy. It's back and to the left.

[–]JonBenetRamZ 2 points3 points ago

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I call 'fore!' cause I'm the driver.

[–]TheGroosenator 1 point2 points ago

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you bastard

[–]scoops22 188 points189 points ago

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Wow that just put a lot in perspective for me, thanks. Sometimes I forget that there has to be a camera there, I blame video games.

[–]JonnehxD 20 points21 points ago*

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Realizing this ruins a lot of shows for me. Like survival man or any show where a person is out there "surviving". they've got a crew of people to save his ass if something actually goes awry.

Edit: Not survival man. That dude's legit. I was thinking of Bear Grylls and Dual Survival, that kind of situation.

[–]BagOnuts 29 points30 points ago

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Actually, Les Stroud (aka- Survivorman) does not have a crew with him during his filming. Yeah, he probably has medics and stuff standing by a phone call and chopper flight away, but he actually does all the filming himself, which greatly increases the burden and hazards of being on your own.

[–]slick8086 11 points12 points ago

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this is true, during the shows he talks about it some times, which to me kinda of defeats the point of some of his "walk by" shot where he walks up a trail, sets up a camera, walks back down the trail and then turns around and walks back up the trail and past the camera to film it, then turns the camera and films himself walking away, then walks back to retrieve the camera.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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It's because he works double duty as both the survivor and the camera man without compromising the cinematic quality. It's not less authentic because he a to do it three times. He's walking all day, so obviously you need some footage of him walking for an accurate depiction of his condition, and instead of saying, "well there's no one here to take it", he acts like a boss and puts out the effort.

The shots are necessary to show his journey accurately, a first person perspective "show" is not something a serious filmmaker is going to be proud of. It's entertaining, but unlike Bear Grylls show it's not "entertainment" it's real life, and actual art. If it didn't defeat the whole purpose of the show he'd have a camera crew I'm sure, but it's his integrity that makes that impossible.

I personally find his dedication inspiring.

[–]ftbviet 1 point2 points ago

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Actually in one episode Les Stroud was attempting to survive out to sea in a raft and he accidentally drifted out too far out of radio contact and wasn't able to contact anyone. By the end though he was able to maneuver himself back into range. Which really just made him and the show that much more badass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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People need to stop hating on Bear Grylls because he is "fake"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPyyG6eukVA#t=00m17s

[–]squigs 80 points81 points ago

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I wouldn't.

He's not wearing a seatbelt. If I crash I have a full grown man ram into the back of me.

[–]snowman334 227 points228 points ago

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Yeah you would

[–]jomanlk 24 points25 points ago

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This made me laugh so hard.

[–]ElSeven 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah I have the weirdest boner as well.

[–]TheMediumPanda 10 points11 points ago

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Instant win.

[–]Anus_Blender 43 points44 points ago

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I have a full grown man ram into the back of me.

Go on.

[–]bassjunkie 2 points3 points ago

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I think you know what happens next, Anus_Blender.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 7 points8 points ago

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Happy Anniversary!

[–]malilla[!] 17 points18 points ago

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I might be 3 hrs late to your comment, but while being in mexico, I've seen that IRL, and it's not that much funny shit, with actual guns. Really you just back off a while to get out of a shooting.

[–]kaptinkracker 259 points260 points ago*

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My father used to tell me this story of when he was a kid (like 13). You should know that my grandfather served in the second world and was pretty disgruntled but loving to his children. Imagine Red from That 70's Show. Anyways, one day my father and grandfather were at a stoplight and there was a car next to them with people in their late teens and early twenties yelling through their unrolled windows at my grandfather. They wanted to race him and my grandfather obviously declined considering there was a child in the backseat. They continued to fuck with my grandfather for the duration of the incredibly long stoplight. When it finally turned green my grandfather looks straight at the kids in the other car and says "Jim, get me the gun."..... There was no gun in the car whatsoever... but those guys sped off nonetheless and considering how fast they went; it's a good thing my grandfather opted out of that race.

edit* Grandfather served in Second World War*

[–]Zarathustraa 19 points20 points ago

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I'm pretty sure they sped off because they assumed you were going to race them and the light had just turned green

[–]Foofnar 52 points53 points ago

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Dammit, before your edit I was going to make a comment about how your grandfather served on Venus.

[–]Just_Apple_Jack 24 points25 points ago

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I would hope he didn't serve on Venus...

[–]Pulse99 18 points19 points ago

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Or the moon, by that logic

[–]Foofnar 18 points19 points ago*

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First man on Venus? Hell I'd do it!

[–]A_Bloated_Seal 16 points17 points ago

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Ah, of course. How eloquent.

[–]Foofnar 12 points13 points ago*

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Crap I did it again! It's 3 am and I'm pretty sure my brain has already turned in for the night.

[–]ROK247 2 points3 points ago

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Better than a tour as rear admiral on Uranus

[–]ImperialSpaceturtle 2 points3 points ago

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Or served in the Red Army.

[–]crustation 296 points297 points ago

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Not your fault at all, might be paranoia or just too much time spent here, but now whenever I see a wall of text I half-expect an incest story ending with a tagline for cornflakes or car insurance.

[–]naoptovke 185 points186 points ago

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You need to raise your standards for what constitutes a wall of text.

[–]charming_asshole 251 points252 points ago

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Tolkien would have described half of Gimili's beard in moderate detail in that space.

[–]HelpMeImPoor 50 points51 points ago

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The carpet matches the drapes in quality and quantity.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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GRRM would half-described food and grease dribbling down someone's chin in that space.

[–]krakenknuckles 7 points8 points ago*

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She sat down in the back of the carriage her view obscured by the thick gilt of the scrollworked iron covering the window. The once opulent velvet of the carriage seat now worn with age and the pressure of a thousand backsides. Bits of thread broke free and poked her soft thighs through the gauze of her gown. Her bodyguard sat in the servant's bench behind her, his crossbow, a queer Myrish design that shot four quarrels at once, trained out the slit window to his left lest bandits approach their meager party. She enjoyed a modest luncheon. Cold duck breast with a thick glaze of honey and orange, cloves and caraway speckled throughout. A hearty three-fish stew, thick chunks of cod and trout and pale, pink flesh she had never seen before. The stew was kept warm in a truncheon of stale, sour bread. She saw brown biscuits, the wheat course ground and thick with sharp hard cheeses and a rime of oat seed and rosemary baked into the crust, and goose eggs boiled whole then split and stuffed with bacon-and-yolk paste before being wrapped in a blanket of spiced sausage then fried, sliced and served upon a rosemary cracker. Neeps mashed with fragrant spices from the East, the smell as fine, no better than the taste of them and redolent with butter and heavy cream. A cold, thin soup of fruit and chestnut. Leek and lamprey pie, the crust flaky and buttery melted on her tongue. Fat green olives from Dorne, stuffed with soft, sweet cheese and roasted fire peppers. A salad of jellied calf's brain and carrot drizzled with oil and wild seeds. Greens and onion lightly fried with pork skin and rose hips and a delicate Arbor gold to wash it all down.

[–]crustation 7 points8 points ago

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Your menu sounds befitting of A Song of Ice and Fire.

[–]kim_bruning 2 points3 points ago

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You are making me feel very hungry now. :-)

[–]dziban303 2 points3 points ago

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Especially for that salad of jellied calf's brain. ಠ_ಠ

[–]gimpwiz 1 point2 points ago

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Hawthorne would have written a third of a sentence in that space.

[–]chaos_switch 6 points7 points ago

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Dickens would have been able to put most of a sentence in that space.

[–]naoptovke 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, for Hemingway that's an entire book!

[–]orzof 4 points5 points ago

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Or just lower the standards of what we consider incest and car insurance. Both solved by alcohol.

[–]johnxreturn 5 points6 points ago

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What, you mean to say that there's no incest there? Well played oc, well played.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 5 points6 points ago

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naw, that's just lulzcake's comments.

[–]kaptinkracker 38 points39 points ago

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To Crustation: Now this is a story all about how my grandfather fought off some punk teenagers back in the day. My father used to tell me this story of when he was a kid (like 13). You should know that my grandfather served in the second world war and was pretty disgruntled but loving to his children. Imagine Red from That 70's Show. Anyways, one day my father and grandfather were at a stoplight and there was a car next to them with people in their late teens and early twenties yelling through their unrolled windows at my grandfather. They wanted to race him and my grandfather obviously declined considering there was a child in the backseat. They continued to fuck with my grandfather for the duration of the incredibly long stoplight. Eventually, my grandfather looked straight at the kids in the other car and said to my father "Jim, get me the gun." The other guys weren't scared off just yet though. As my dad took time to get off his seatbelt and reach under the seat for the gun the guys in the other car were already making their move to bring the fight to the street. When my dad finally found the gun, the other guys had already opened the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur.

edit... it's supposed to sound like fresh prince in the beginning.. has no one ever read a single 4chan post?

[–]delibertine 71 points72 points ago

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I read the first few lines of this to the tune of the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

[–]SchruteFruit 21 points22 points ago

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While replaying the opening scene in my head with his grandfather on the basketball court

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 5 points6 points ago

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Your tense change confuses and enraged me.

[–]j2g 5 points6 points ago

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well played sir, well played http://sunglasses.name/gif/joker-clap.gif

[–]Addequate 1 point2 points ago

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Good text walls can be found in /r/DepthHub.

[–]r3dfox8 1 point2 points ago

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Not your fault at all but whenever I see a wall of text I expect to learn a new thu'um

[–]erikon 11 points12 points ago

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Why did I imagine your grandfather as Clint Eastwood?

[–]erikon 12 points13 points ago

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[–]KingTalkieTiki 7 points8 points ago

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The white kid in that scene is actually Clint Eastwood's son.

[–]erikon 1 point2 points ago

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TIL,thanks,and I am disappoint.

[–]monopixel 4 points5 points ago

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Well Clint would have been able to put his mouth where his money is as he would actually have a gun in his car. Dangerous thing to pretend to if you do these days, punks might pull out their own guns.

[–]kavorka2 11 points12 points ago

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"Considering how fast they went; t's a good thing my grandfather opted out of that race."

Did they crash into a Rolls Royce and ruin a promising music career?

[–]myrmecophagous 19 points20 points ago*

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Reminds me of a story of when my dad and grandfather were driving on the way to work (construction). My grandpa was a crazy motherfucker, to this day i still don't know so many things about him. Anyways, while they were driving he decided to spit out of his window, and I'm talking a loogie of unknown magnitude, which lands right in the face of a driver in the opposite lane when they were at a stoplight. The guy (rightfully) starts freaking out and swearing at him while he kept saying sorry. He started tailgating, honking, giving fingers, the works. The next stoplight my grandpa was so fed up he threw a fucking commercial grade stapler at his fucking face. The guy slammed his brakes and ended up getting rear-ended. Yep, he was crazy, but why would you mess with a guy that looked this at the age of 22?

edit:grammar

[–]doctrclaw652 2 points3 points ago

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your grandpa was jospeh stalin!

[–]duke_of_lurkmoar 1 point2 points ago

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Hell I wouldn't mess with someone who looks like that at any age! Mobster much?

[–]myrmecophagous 3 points4 points ago

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If I knew I would tell you. All i know is that he's had two occasions in his life where he's been targeted to be assassinated. Once being driven into a brick wall while on his motorcycle and another when he was driven off a (relatively) small cliff. He had his last rites read to him on both occasions. I'm still not sure of his last name either, because he changed it when he came to Canada. My great uncle (his brother) told me he was in charge with protecting important people.

[–]erikon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]inaccurate_statement 1 point2 points ago

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This would never work in the rest of the civilized world. The chance that you actually have gun is almost zero.

[–]Scarbane 31 points32 points ago

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I would feel extremely safe with that man in my seat.

[–]TheDarkPancho 52 points53 points ago

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I would feel extremely backseat with that man in my safe.

[–]Scarbane 32 points33 points ago

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Step 1: Place mind in gutter.

Step 2: Reread my previous comment.

[–]dcmarch 12 points13 points ago

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I actually read that in Tobias Funke's voice

[–]NoonelikesRickAstley 3 points4 points ago

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As a Redditor, I feel safe when the repost is using novelty account.

[–]carbonx 3 points4 points ago

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That's what she said?

[–]mach-2 1 point2 points ago

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sometimes in life you meet someone you just shouldn't have fucked

[–]lawlshane 174 points175 points ago

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Here's the full scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UdZhT4aOo&feature=player_embedded

I only know this because I love the BMW 8-series and I recognized it when I first saw that gif. I cannot stress how tiny the back seats are in those cars. The man in the back is likely not too comfortable.

[–]zpeed 100 points101 points ago

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[–]TheNr24 18 points19 points ago

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lazy me thanks you!

[–]rabblerabbler 7 points8 points ago

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Industrious me curses him!

[–]johnnygrant 1 point2 points ago

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the car chasing did not just stop, it turned around

[–]FellerFeller 27 points28 points ago

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What is going on? Why do people keep wanting them to pull over?

[–]Bizzarobatman 16 points17 points ago

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more importantly, why were those men all shoveling dirt into the middle of the road...

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 13 points14 points ago

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In soviet Russia it is important people have something to do. When they finish, then they can get started clearing the road so cars can use it.

[–]Quarterlifer 40 points41 points ago

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It's an 8 series bmw (probably a second-hand import from Germany) on transit plates in a relatively remote Smolensk region. In the Jeep Cherokee are obviously the bad guys as it was at a time the preferred car for mobsters. Timeframe supposed to be mid-90's when crime in Russia was abundant. The guys driving the beemer are military paratroopers probably trying to make some money on the side getting it from A to B.

[–]FellerFeller 19 points20 points ago

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..I still don't understand why people keep wanting them to pull over so badly.

[–]US_Hiker 16 points17 points ago

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Their taillight is out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is the answer.

[–]Gorignak 32 points33 points ago

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To steal it.

[–]trembling_leaf 5 points6 points ago

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Am I blind? I see Lada 2108 - we used to get to the lake in the Summer by a car like this. Good times.

[–]eyebrows360 1 point2 points ago

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An 8 series rocking AC Schnitzer Type IVs though. That's gotta dent the desirability.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Do you know what movie this is from?

[–]flank3r 2 points3 points ago

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"Ударная Сила: Никто, кроме нас"?

[–]ffree 1 point2 points ago

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It's mid 90's in the Russia's regions. Roads were not exactly safe back then, and if you were travelling alone in an expensive car with no connections in criminal world or with the police authorities, you were asking for troubles. They were going to either collect a road toll for venturing within the band's territory or just steal the car.

[–]DocJawbone 12 points13 points ago

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I idiotically though the gif was from real life when I first saw it. Only after watching your link was I like, "wait how would that have ever been filmed IRL".

[–]Seasofhighfinance 9 points10 points ago

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A man with such a beautiful moustache, doesn't mind the tiny backseat as long as he knows he's got your back.

[–]lawlshane 16 points17 points ago

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Agreed. Here's a picture of the back seats anyway: http://www.meeknet.co.uk/E31/Buying_Guide/E31_Rear_Seats.jpg

[–]lolita_the_craisin 22 points23 points ago

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That made me uncomfortable just looking at it.

[–]Helplessromantic 14 points15 points ago

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Actually looks pretty comfortable considering its a two door.

[–]mrbucket777 9 points10 points ago

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Those look quite spacious actually. I once had to ride in the back of my dads porsche 944 when we had to drive my grandfather somewhere. I couldn't get my legs down in the foot well, I sat across the two seats if you can call them that.

[–]climbtree 16 points17 points ago

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Yeah I had to do that once, the kicker was we only realised afterwards, I could've just taken the summer porsche

[–]ihatetowait 5 points6 points ago

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They're not wearing seatbelts!

[–]eyebrows360 2 points3 points ago

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For this you earn the tag "loves 8 series BMWs". There's precisely three in my city, always love seeing them around town.

[–]Gorhob 1 point2 points ago

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You have fine taste, the BMW 850 is beautiful.

[–]TheDarkPancho 309 points310 points ago

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I love how he taps the driver at the end.

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 280 points281 points ago

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Good guy Gregor

[–]snizznuke 23 points24 points ago

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Dude you don't do that to your enemies. That's not cool.

[–]euhop92 7 points8 points ago

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I wish I didn't know what this was. Alas.

[–]fbaum 8 points9 points ago

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I wish I did...

[–]rabblerabbler 19 points20 points ago

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"You don't let those meanies get to you, all right? All right."

[–]procrastimaster 33 points34 points ago

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like "i got you, bro"

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 44 points45 points ago

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That would seal it for me, he's hired. I mean, he even makes sure my pride isn't hurt after having to defend me.

[–]Howard_Beale 24 points25 points ago

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Looks to me like he is telling him to put the window back up.

[–]sndzag1 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is what he's doing. "Yo, roll the window back up."

[–]Scarbane 19 points20 points ago

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"You're pretty cool for being clean shaven."

[–]mtbkr24 8 points9 points ago

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pat pat

[–]JayGatsby727 102 points103 points ago

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Story time! My friend and I had just gone paintballing, and we were driving back. We still had our paintball guns with us, and it's worth noting that our paintball guns resembled actual weapons. So I'm driving my friend back home, and on the way, some car behind us starts getting very aggressive. It honks at us and is tailgating. My friend, the "genius", decides to roll down his window and showcase his paintball gun, knowing that it resembles a real gun. A few seconds pass, their windows roll down, and they show us the actual guns they are carrying! At this point, they become even more aggressive and attempt to get alongside us. I start speeding up and try to lose them, but they keep on us. Eventually, we get to a streetlight, and it's red. Knowing that if we stop, there might be some trouble, I figure this is our only way to lose these guys, I go through the red light and the cross-traffic was fortunately thin enough for us to get through unscathed. One of the scariest moments of my life and I still give my friend shit for putting us through that.

Moral of the story: Don't act like a badass unless you can back it up.

[–]EntForgotHisPassword 51 points52 points ago

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Heh maybe those guys were paintballing at the same time as you and knew you had paintball guns :)

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points ago

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Yeah maybe they were like "Oh hey paintballing friends why are you running away?"

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 31 points32 points ago

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Wait for us potential best friends!!

[–]Left4Bread 1 point2 points ago

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"We want to paintball with yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

[–]batshit_lazy 8 points9 points ago

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Would be funny if you forgot something at the paintball track, and those other paintball enthusiasts were just trying to make you stop so they could give it back to you.

[–]bassjunkie 5 points6 points ago

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I did something similar, but got away with it. I was on my way home from work and some guy behind starts honking and flipping the bird. I have no idea why. I ignored him a while, but he kept on for several minutes, and was tailgating, so I turned down a side street hoping he'd keep going straight. When he kept following me I decided to fuck with him back, and go really slow. I reach down and grab the Y piece of a jack stand I have on the floor (It's a big black metal piece, that from a distance kind of looks like a large hand gun.), and wave it next to my head as I pulled over to stop. He sped the fuck off.

It's worth noting that, as a pretty big guy driving a large work truck, I did not look like an easy target. If things had escalated to fisticuffs that tool would have been a pretty good weapon. Don't go warding off bad guys from your mom's Prius with a plastic toy. You might get fucked up.

[–]DontUseThat 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe he was just trying to warn you about the murderer in your back seat?

[–]The_Billek 67 points68 points ago

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I love how gun guy doesn't even look behind while he holds the gun out. He knows what's gonna happen.

(unless he was looking in the mirror...I may be over-thinking this one)

[–]laughtrey 48 points49 points ago

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Also because its a commercial and scripted that way.

[–]ihatetowait 20 points21 points ago

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It's a 4 minute commercial!? What are they advertising?

[–]Bronkic 51 points52 points ago

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Guns

[–]foldingarmchair 34 points35 points ago

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Brake pads.

[–]oblivion2k 47 points48 points ago

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Russian Crime Syndicates

[–]dnicholsonb 37 points38 points ago

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Eastern European bodyguards.

[–]mister_zurkon 18 points19 points ago

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It's not a commercial, it's a a Russian TV series about a bunch of friends (ex-soldiers?) making a living in the Russian underworld. Or something. That's all I remember from last time this was posted.

[–]ihatetowait 8 points9 points ago

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Ин 1972, а црацк цоммандо унит вас сент то присон бы а милитары цоурт фор а цриме тхей дидньт цоммит. Тхесе мен промптлы есцапед фром а махимум сецуриты стоцкаде то тхе Лос Ангелес ундергроунд. Тодай, стилл вантед бы тхе говернмент, тхей сурвиве ас солдиерс оф фортуне. Иф ёу хаве а проблем, иф но оне елсе цан хелп, анд иф ёу цан финд тхем, майбе ёу цан хире... Тхе А-Теам.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's a T.V series not a commercial.

[–]FunnyHobo 121 points122 points ago

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Funny, I never really thought people who drove like asshats had a sense of self-preservation before.

[–]brokenyard 66 points67 points ago

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Whirling around in a high-speed metal death box doesn't frighten them, but the idea of a high-speed metal death pellet whirling toward them does.

[–]samifira200 20 points21 points ago

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Clearly I need to use metal death pellet in every day conversation. Thanks!

[–]Bullshot 9 points10 points ago

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"High-Speed Metal Death Pellet" would make a great name for a metal band.

[–]tigerslovecinnamon 57 points58 points ago

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This will not work in Los Angeles. The other car is also armed.

[–]CodenameDeadpool 19 points20 points ago

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Same in most of Texas

[–]Suq_MahDiq 9 points10 points ago

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Same in most all of Texas

FTFY

[–]DogiojoeXZ 220 points221 points ago

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At least his trigger discipline is good.

[–]TheShader 67 points68 points ago*

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This is about the 3rd time tonight, in 3 separate subreddits, I have seen someone mention 'Trigger discipline' tonight. Is there some new Reddit inside joke that I seem to have missed?

EDIT: Holy mother of God! For the record, I know the importants of trigger discipline/what it is. However, several people have been using it as a joke comment tonight on Reddit.

[–]mister_zurkon 40 points41 points ago

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More of a shibboleth than an inside joke.

When people are taught to use guns trigger discipline is drummed into them. When your average person poses with a gun for a photo, they put their finger on the trigger. Most people wouldn't notice, but gun people notice and comment on it.

They do seem to go on about it a lot, but I think that's because:

  1. People get warm feelings from identifying themselves as part of a group. Someone comments on trigger discipline, other gun owners upvote them and comment about it.

  2. Hey, it is actually important - if you're holding a real gun, bad trigger discipline can kill someone, most likely someone you care about.

[–]frumious 2 points3 points ago

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shib·bo·leth

A custom, principle, or belief distinguishing a particular class or group of people, esp. a long-standing one regarded as outmoded or no longer important

A very cromulent word. Is the final qualifying phrase apt or would it be considered insulting to those it is directed?

At some point I hope "shibboleth" surpasses "trigger discipline" in our common use.

[–]TheShader 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks. This was actually one of the first things taught to me about guns(And I wasn't even holding a real gun, but a bb gun at the time[probably around 7 or 8 years old]). However, I've never seen anyone comment on it until tonight, and now I've seen several people(Including getting blasted with comments about it!)

Maybe I didn't notice it, maybe it's just becoming more of a 'thing' to point it out. Just curious, because it seemingly came out of nowhere. Your first point does make sense, though.

[–]aguacate 207 points208 points ago

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Trigger discipline is no joke.

[–]TheDentite[!] 21 points22 points ago

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Much like the Internet, it is serious business.

[–]TheHangOfThursday 46 points47 points ago*

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/r/Guns is a pretty big subreddit, and they're REALLY into trigger discipline. They make posts about it all the time. I had to unsubscribe because of the circlejerkiness of it.

Edit: It's called Gunnit, but the address is r/guns, had to change that.

[–]TheShader 28 points29 points ago

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I believe you considering in 6 minutes I just got bombarded with comments telling me the importance of trigger discipline!

[–]335234 22 points23 points ago

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Even people posing with toy guns creates trigger dicipline discussions on reddit. Imagine if every thread about cars turned into a seat belt discussion. It gets tiresome real fast.

[–]sideone 12 points13 points ago

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Yes it does. I got into a "discussion" on here over the importance of trigger discipline on toy guns. It ended with the other guy saying I lived in a nazi second rate country and how it was safer to carry guns than not. Weird.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's the exact same thing as the "ATGATT" (All the gear, all the time) mantra that /r/motorcycles keep chanting. Someone from the sub links to something in the main subs, people from that sub come rushing into the thread, then they circlejerk around with their own "inside sayings".

[–]DoTheEvolution 20 points21 points ago

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When you see a picture of someone holding a gun, check where their index finger is. Then you can comment about trigger discipline and thanks to that you appear not-worthless and also knowledgeable... and if done right it can ensue in huge circlejerk

[–]thestraylightpun 5 points6 points ago

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To be fair, seeing improper trigger discipline just bugs the hell out of me. It has nothing to do with circle-jerkiness.

[–]Kratzyyy 19 points20 points ago

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Let's all be honest here. Good trigger discipline is important. But Jesus tittyfucking Christ it's one of the biggest circlejerks on reddit.

[–]fdasdfsdfad 1 point2 points ago

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I know the importants importance importants

Never mind.

[–]Hatch- 1 point2 points ago

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I'm huge on trigger discipline, but it's hard to find tiny bondage equipment to properly train it.

[–]Papasmurf2 19 points20 points ago

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What is this clip from?

[–]Han_Fucking_Solo 108 points109 points ago

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It's from one of them commie countries where they talk Russian and use acrylic letters.

[–]Howard_Beale 36 points37 points ago

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Oh fuck that is hilarious. Acrylic letters. Ima use that one.

[–]atomicoption 18 points19 points ago

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It's from a Russian film called "Landing Forces: No one but us"

[–]guynamedjames 43 points44 points ago

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And that's why I no longer drive in detroit

[–]Sawdust_Prophet 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty soon no one will have to worry about driving in Detroit.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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"Do unto others as if they had a gun." -Keith Malley

[–]3lementaru 33 points34 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?

[–]ZiggyOnMars 13 points14 points ago

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Repost level: Boss's mother

[–]Maddnz 4 points5 points ago

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In soviet Russia, car drives on road.

Just like the rest of the world.

[–]foxmtbr 5 points6 points ago

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I've had better days.

I didn't even have to pull out my AK. Man, today was a good day.

[–]apullin 27 points28 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/j1qia/i_wish_i_could_do_this/

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/gt790/i_cant_be_the_only_one_that_wishes_they_could_do/

How to handle road rage. Level: Repost.

(6 & 9 months. Standard re-front-paging period. At this point, it's pretty clear to me that someone is doing automated systematic database-driven reposting)

[–]Dr_dad 5 points6 points ago

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I think the important thing to take away from this is: When we see this again in 3 months (and we will), be sure to post "I would feel extremely safe with that man in my backseat." to achieve the top comment.

[–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

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I think people actually are reposting these from a database, and then using the first-in comment slots to get the funny ones in via accounts they want to get the karma score pumped up on. It's just another way of developing accounts which can then be used for some Woddy-AMA-esque "genuine participation".

[–]Baldish 1 point2 points ago

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Many people might not have seen this gif before, so reposts are actually pretty good for the community.

[–]hyugafan 40 points41 points ago

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Rage car status:

Not told {} Told {} Fucking told {} Told your horses {} Knights of the Told Republic {X}

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 29 points30 points ago

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Batman: the Brave and the Told[✔]

Stone-Told Steve Austin[✔]

The Told Man and the Sea[✔]

Told Navy[✔]

Gary Toldman[✔]

Cash 4 Told[✔]

[–]ShogunPhone 18 points19 points ago

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No Country for Told Men [✔]

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[–]ridik_ulass 12 points13 points ago

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Told School[✔]

Told Boy[✔]

Told Yeller [✔]

Jeff toldblum[✔]

The Greatest story ever told[✔]

though I think

Cash 4 Told[✔] is the best

[–]Pruddles 2 points3 points ago

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I have seen this before, although I upvote you because sir, your title rocked.

[–]Elphante 2 points3 points ago

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Wish I'd had that gun when an idiot-on a completely open 5 lane freeway, decided he didn't like that I tapped on my breaks to tell him to get off my tail and pulled around and then in front of me and SLAMMED on the breaks trying to make me crash into him. The guy was a total idiotic psycho and a part of me so dearly wanted to crash into him. He just kept doing it too for like the next couple of minutes, I eventually got out of the lane and far away from the psycho. Weird thing was that about half a year later, an acquaintance of mine on facebook recounts the same experience happening to her on the same area of freeway. The guy was up to the same thing, what a douche! I wish I'd called the police.

[–]rainx5 2 points3 points ago

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The left lane association of I-5 approves of this... solution.

[–]toddkw 2 points3 points ago

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the pat on the shoulder at the end made the gif twice as good

[–]jumbo-shrimp 2 points3 points ago

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I love how he flips him off. As if showing him the gun wasn't enough.

[–]BatXDude 2 points3 points ago

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Is this from a film? If so, which one?

[–]linguamlatinaamat 1 point2 points ago

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most common way of resolving problems in russia

[–]passwordisdog 1 point2 points ago

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and thats why you keep a rpg in your backseat lets see what they do then.

[–]fisticuffsmanship 1 point2 points ago

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Spetsnaz!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's not boss level. That level: RUSSIAN

[–]barrymacockenya 1 point2 points ago

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Level: Felony.

[–]ihavespellingproblem 1 point2 points ago

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You still can get in the same kind of mess if you driving alone in Northern Russia or Far East. Especially if you're alone or driving a bike. Though it's not common like it was in the 90's

[–]Kailoth 1 point2 points ago

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[–]truthatruthaa 1 point2 points ago

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A thousand upvotes to you, sir, for this was the very first thing I saw this morning.

[–]rolypolyman 1 point2 points ago

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Epic Mealtime goes to the grocery store.

[–]fapeture 1 point2 points ago

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Funny in a movie, not so much RL. A co-worker of mine was arrested due to flashing a handgun at a fellow motorist.

[–]morla74 1 point2 points ago

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I will now keep a fake gun just to stop people from grilling me

[–]bgrugby60 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of a friend of mine who had a flare gun in his glove compartment. Someone was pulling this on them, so he just pulled it out and aimed it at them. Pretty much the same results, of course, he is lucky the cops weren't called on him.

[–]cjphonehome 1 point2 points ago

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The tap on the shoulder did it for me.

[–]Gibblez 1 point2 points ago

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My dad was always kind of a weird guy, and he absolutely LOVES fire. Well, one day back in the 70's he was bringing home once of those brush-burners, the basic mini-flamethrower that's easily controllable, it only shoots a 3 foot flame, but hey, fire. He was driving his 67' GTO down through Wooten in Eastern Kentucky, when this guy in one of the then new Mustang Fastbacks pulled up to him and kept riding his ass. Well, since my dads car was only a coupe, the bush-burner was in the passenger seat. When the guy actually pulled up and hit the back of his car (No permanent damage, he's a mechanic, but for the love of god don't hit his cars.) he pulled over a little bit to let the guy through and pulled the bush-burner over on top of him and the nozzle out the window. When the guy passed, he slowed down to give him the finger, but before he could get his window down, my dad lit up the passenger's side of the Fastback. My dad still laughs about it and shows his mugshot to different people.

[–]RafaDelBarrio 1 point2 points ago

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lol. I live in a violent city here in Mexico and this is why I never honk at cars.

[–]Grovercleese 1 point2 points ago

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