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[–]J-Rad 49 points50 points ago

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This is from Buttersafe. Please link to the original!

[–]TheKostiuk 11 points12 points ago

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It's disgusting how many people deliberately avoid this

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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They avoid it because imgur usually works better and somebody else probably linked the comic to that page already.

[–]mistermajik2000 -3 points-2 points ago

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or, like me, they think, this is funny! Let's see, the original source is gray smudge dot smudgy smudge. Oh well, imgur it is!

[–]Pedgi 1 point2 points ago

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You can't read that at the bottom? You can zoom in a web browser, you know, right? Additionally, if that's tough for you to read, get your eyes checked.

[–]mistermajik2000 -1 points0 points ago

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I posted one about a week ago, and I argued then that when I found it I couldn't read the microtext at the bottom of the comic. Perhaps, in the case of Buttersafe, we can partially blame the comic creator for not making the text readable in order to link to it.

[–]FunnyHobo 3 points4 points ago

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Unfortunately cats choose the hard way.

[–]ninjasenses 5 points6 points ago

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Tssst tssst...I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant.

[–]ColdVoiceOfRaisins 1 point2 points ago

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Well played sir, well played.

[–]YouAreWrong12 0 points1 point ago

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Though there is a difference between simple aggression and dominant behaviour. Usually dominance requires a lack of aggression.

[–]kendrahwithanh 8 points9 points ago

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now i am thinking of all the dogs in shelters and am sad.

[–]YouAreWrong12 3 points4 points ago

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Once I can financially support it, I'm having a house with a barn and a billion dogs. Bitches love dogs.

[–]kendrahwithanh 2 points3 points ago

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"Bitches love dogs."

this statement is so hilariously true.

[–]Nipples_R_us 1 point2 points ago

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TSSSSSSSST

[–]haackedc 1 point2 points ago

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Just pray he doesn't trip in front of the dog getting off that chair.

[–]Salsashaman 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rastashrew 3 points4 points ago

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This is perfect!

[–]HirumaKarasu 2 points3 points ago

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Hilarious

[–]ThatDutchLad -1 points0 points ago

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Just make a repost