The deadliest player in battlefield 3

RenegadeBurger · 9 months

The best part about these things is that they never get you when you're about to die or anything, but they get you when you're doing good or successfully evaded a missile or whatever, then they pop up out of no where.

Dickfore · 9 months

I think it's funny they made both giant antennas on caspian (at hilltop and antenna) destructable and had these little ones made of adamantiunobtanium

DuckyFreeman · 9 months

I am become death

RdtElmahdi · 9 months

Pretty sure that Bad Luck is a better player.

Killswitch_Engaged · 9 months

I swear those poles must be aimbotting, they always have a crazy kill/death ratio of like 75:0

zzorga · 9 months

And this is why barrage balloons were an effective defense during the world wars.

TheMonkeyWithin · 9 months

And usually, you never hit it square center. It's always the last 3 inches of your wing that allow these poles to end you. Nothing can destroy them.

corpusfallacy · 9 months

Sit in helicopter. Spam repair to keep bird up. Realizes a second too late that pilot jumped out.

hydrocortisone · 9 months

challenge accepted

primeai · 9 months

There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: "Not today".

stealthgerbil · 9 months

I have died more to that then any player :(

Probaphet · 9 months

Y U NO DESTRUCTIBLE?

BeBenNova · 9 months

I swear these motherfuckers have stealth enabled

Never see them coming until it's too late

shockfyre · 9 months

Ah... Nature's anti-aircraft turret...

Thatzeraguy · 9 months

And stuff like that is why, in GTA SA if you were flying fast and low above San Fierro a quick, unexpected death awaited you in the hands of collision files for Antennas that haven't even loaded visually.

Mecklin · 9 months

lampposts kill me 70% more than actual players

lunboks · 9 months

Oh well, someone's gotta do it.

Destoyer

LuluVonLuvenburg · 9 months

Late rendering bastard. YOU KILLED MY BEST PILOTS!

DonHomer · 9 months

I call them flakterns.

ADubs62 · 9 months

The thing i don't like is how people complain about these, They exist in real life. and they would kill you if you crashed into them in real life :P

[deleted] · 9 months

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Hearnsb · 9 months

Just so happened to me today when I was flying my Apache around. Kharg Island is littered with those things.

koncept61 · 9 months

or you hit one and then do a 90 degree turn and start drifting off into a completely different direction.

EukaryoteZ · 9 months

Do they have power lines you can crash into? That would be pure evil.

MajorExplore · 9 months

Fuck that guy.

honfanlol · 9 months

A few months ago, DICE said these would become destructible.

AngryTortoise · 9 months

Who's your editor? Helen Keller?

GigaGrey · 9 months

Enemy lamppost spotted!

illme · 9 months

Cool destory, bro.

derpderp3200 · 9 months

Never played BF3 but I would be grateful if somebody filled me in on details.

[deleted] · 9 months

DEPLOY ANTI-AIRCRAFT POLES

sweetsweetcoffee · 9 months

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

hivemind6 · 9 months

The only major gripe I have against BF3 is that the air combat can be excruciatingly unfair.

If the other team has skilled pilots with good unlocks, they can, with impunity, repeatedly destroy your ground vehicles and aircraft at your base before you can even get in them, let alone travel to the objectives. This has made me rage on multiple occasions.

They should include a fix to this in an update, anything to deter this shit. Either put the opposing side's base out of bounds for aircraft (like it is for people on the ground) or make the stationary AA cannon way, way, waaaaaay more powerful. I've tried using that thing and it's pretty much completely useless. You can unload on spawn-killing assholes for days, getting a continuous hit marker, and not even come close to scoring a disable. Make the cannon 3x as powerful, and give it a secondary missile launcher, available without unlocking.

I've played conquest games multiple times in a row and without ever being able to leave the base without getting raped by aircraft. It's getting ridiculous. I'm sure it's fun for veteran players who magically get to spawn in a jet at the beginning of every game and turkey-shoot until the end, but they're ruining the damn game.

PK_FTW · 9 months

I can't even tell you how many times i've been on a kill streak in a chopper and that is what ends up killing me.

Ragnalypse · 9 months

Ohhh I so good with hericopta, I fry team evee-weah.

jonredcorn · 9 months

Ok so I stopped playing Battlefield 3 because it was boring, but I don't remember what this is - which map?

GaryXBF · 9 months

worst thing about these be-atches is not that they kill you, its that the stay upright without even a dent, despite the fact that a 30 ton jet just hit them at 300 mph.

it just adds insult to injury

rubberbaron · 9 months

I haven't crashed into one of these in months.

Azrael1911 · 9 months

Having over 60 hours airs, I can tell you right now the top cause of death for jets are these goddamn poles, not stingers or other jets or anything else.

imnotanumber42 · 9 months

Who else read this in Leonard Nimoy's voice? Civ IV, you have changed us all...

jumpjumpdie · 9 months

Accidentally a letter.

vjfalk · 9 months

Poles are too OP!

[deleted] · 9 months

Nothing worse than trying to capture a point in a chopper, and then BARELY bumping one of those damn things and crash and die.

kr0n0 · 9 months

I disagree. Trees are the death of pilots. That piece of upright wood is indestructible

savbuster · 9 months

oooh, I thought I was the only one stupid enough to keep crashing into these...I feel better now

Sunspoticus · 9 months

So radio towers replace TREES as the best form of anti-aircraft in BF3!!! After a decade, I bet the trees are pissed!

Dogtopias · 9 months

I hear he has a pretty good K/D ratio.

Rizlo · 9 months

noob destroyer

ChalgakillerBG · 9 months

They say that guy has over a million kills without using a weapon once.

Lucifersamtaco · 9 months

I lovw how you can bouncw planes off trees

But the second you bumo onw in a heli your fucked

Tokeli · 9 months

I hate going in low thinking the coast is clear because I don't see any poles up ahead, only to suddenly explode and have a pole magically render as I explode. This is on PC.

hartlocker · 9 months

Anti-air poles... very effective... very deadly...

[deleted] · 9 months

Why the hell you guys fly so low? The name of the game is altitude Vs airspeed and if your flyin near those things you've got neither..

IJustDid · 9 months

Damn tower gets me every time...

ItsKyo · 9 months

I usually see these as I'm coming in and it's like SHIT SHIT TURN SIDEWAYS and then I end up hitting the cables running off it.

JackMomma22 · 9 months

second-hand killed by one minutes ago.

Raineko · 9 months

Yeah you explode when you touch them but they are still standing. Destruction 2.0 rite dere.

howie87 · 9 months

My problem is the team killing fucktards that camp where the helicopter spawns and kill anyone that spawns in the base

TrevDoggy · 9 months

i crashed into this twice the other day...

SirSneaky · 9 months

Once, on probably the second or third day I was playing, while I was still getting the hang of flying planes, I crashed a plane into a goddamn street light.

ByeNight · 9 months

OT: why aren't the heli default controls the same as BF:BC2? I could fly a chopper like a boss in BC2. I got a rude awakening in BF3 so I just don't fly them. What gives?

GigaGrey · 9 months

Was flying with a beginner pilot today on Wake. He was actually quite good - the only problem were the lamp posts. Pilot 0, Lamp Post 4. :D

TranquilLunacy · 9 months

Enemy Tank. Switch to pod rockets. Unload and destroy tank. Random pole pops out of no where boomWTF

Probaphet · 9 months

this bitch got me 4 times!

BoringStory · 9 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EzU9sLQ6I&feature=related

[deleted] · 9 months

He got me today in the most epic fashion. Shooting down someone else at low altitude, pulling up over the wreckage like a boss, while pulling to the left this Scumbag Steve takes me out.

FraggotMan · 9 months

and in second place would be the OP one hit wonder jav

chispp · 9 months

Time to post some puns to lighten this up.

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