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Dover High School Detention Notice (i.imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by Mind_Virus
[–]Yatterman 46 points47 points48 points 7 months ago
I am confused, why would you censor the teacher's name and not the students?
[–]OmegaArcadia 33 points34 points35 points 7 months ago
Probably because Marissa Blackwell doesn't exist. My intensive analysis came up with nothing.
[–]Foofnar 17 points18 points19 points 7 months ago
Further analysis reveals that the OP is not to blame for the poor censorship. The OP is cleared of all charges regarding improper censorship, however this evidence will work against him in the case alleging that he is a chronic reposter.
[–]PruneSlicker 22 points23 points24 points 7 months ago
I posted this on 4chan and their analysis revealed that OP is a faggot.
[–]MrFakeName 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
Way to go faggot
[–]Foofnar 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I'll call the authorities.
[–]iKill_eu 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I'll allow it.
[–]Bilkokuya 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I use the RES tags just for this reason. First repost you get a Yellow Reposter tag, next one is orange and then red. I have similar systems for a lot of things, like people who complain about why somebody got downvoted.
[–]20127010603170562316 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Nothing makes me downvote faster than someone bitching about downvotes.
[–]CynAq 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I tagged you as "sir tags-a-lot"
[–]xenizondich23 -8 points-7 points-6 points 7 months ago
And that's so important why?
[–]pylori 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
You're yellow tagged now bud.
[–]xenizondich23 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
It was a serious question... I don't quite understand what the purpose of this tagging is. So you can automatically downvote everything in the future by that person? Please explain.
[–]pylori 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I think its meant as a joke more than anything, to make theare of the person not so they can serial downvote all their comments.
[–]Fuckedfromabove 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
That's a shame
[–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago*
As this is the pink copy, it seems that it was the assistant principal who must have posted it. If it is indeed fraudulent, I suggest we look there for answers.
[–]ImCynical 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Wheir?
[–]dothecreepuhh 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Your link immediately led me to her Facebook..
[–]bjtweak957 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
http://www.formspring.me/calliethekatt/smiles
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Either the teacher posted it, or it's a fake. I'm leaning toward fake.
[–]JBChalupa 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
They hand writing does look like a 12 year olds.
[–]CA719 24 points25 points26 points 7 months ago
I am FILLED with Christ's love!
[–]babypinkbutt 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
wait, I've seen that.. what movie/show is that from?
[–]kiragami 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
I too would like to know.
[–]lowflyingmonkey 5 points6 points7 points 7 months ago
It is Saved if I am not mistaken www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375
[–]TysGirlLola 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
Starring Macaulay Culkin as a rollerskate.
[–]lowflyingmonkey -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that.
[–]kiragami 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Thank you.
[–]lowflyingmonkey 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Welcome
[–]justdownvote 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Saved!
It is Saved if I am not mistaken www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/
[–]bangzoomstraitmoon 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
Bible fight!
[–]not_a_coincidence 9 points10 points11 points 7 months ago
The handwriting is a certainly 9th grade material. Standards have gone down it seems.
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 8 points9 points10 points 7 months ago*
Mine is worse. Some of us just aren't graced with legible handwriting.
[–]larwk 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
Adults might not be pretty, but it's more consistent. This switches to half cursive by the end. It's pretty fucking obviously fake. Could have stuck it on a random meme template and been better.
[–]not_a_coincidence 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I blame my poor handwriting on being moved around so bloody much as I learned it. It's kind of hard to grasp the proper technique when the half french teacher says do it like this, and the hispanic one says no, like theece.
[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Dude, there's a proper technique? Shiiiit.
[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Intelligent people have shitty hand writing. That's what I tell myself anyway.
[–]RobbyLee 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Relevant Wonka
[–]fletcher720 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Some of just
I feel cruel for asking this, but what exactly is a just?
[–]TysGirlLola 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
I think he accidentally a word.
[–]lanismycousin 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
I love the fake picture.
So worthy of /r/WTF
[–]Lenintaost 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Dover where?
[–]texasyankee 10 points11 points12 points 7 months ago
Bend
[–]Dr_Gregory_House_MD 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Delaware?
[–]Brotherbird 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Arkansas?
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[–]Dexeh 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
That's Dover Bay Secondary.
[–]JowyBlight 3 points4 points5 points 7 months ago
So the pink copy is the assistant principle's yet they only cross out the "person assigning detention" protect the student!
[–]BreathToilet 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
My fake ID in college said I was from Dover...
[–]fangsby 6 points7 points8 points 7 months ago
It said you were Ben Dover. No one fell for it.
[–]MetalGuitarist 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
A variation on an old repost...
[–]ultimaray 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
1 more reason to abolish separation of church and state..
Religion needs to be installed in our kid's minds at an early age to help them develop. Simple science people
[–]regeya 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I agree, fictional incidents are a reason for changing the Constitution.
finally someone who gets it
[–]Dulljack 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Boy they're going to feel so stupid when she turns out to actually be jesus
[–]Alkanfel 4 points5 points6 points 7 months ago
old and fake joke is old and fake
[–]dovhurrrhh 1 point2 points3 points 7 months ago
Assuming this is the DE Dover High School... It's not hard to get a hold of these forms, most teachers leave them sitting out in public. There isn't a teacher signature, and it's the wrong form.
Dover also didn't have lunch detention forms, just ISS, OSS, Admin Detention, and Normal Detention.
[–]foxymophandle 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Said the ex-senator to another
an old shame.
[–]SabyToes 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I would of loved to be there when that happend xD
[–]STRFCKR 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Oh my god, why hadn't i thought of that??
[–]iaminept 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
In Sunday School when I was four, a kid used to chase me around the room trying to kiss me. The teacher, apparently, didn't care. I told my parents about it, and they didn't do anything, just writing it off as something "kids do." So, one Sunday, I hit the kid with my Bible and he stopped after that. (I didn't get in trouble...but I wonder, now as an adult, why my parents would put up with that kind of thing.)
[–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Ninth grade is a difficult time for a holy redeemer.
[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
How do they know she wasn't?
[–]onewerd 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
r/atheism
[–]jmier 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
that was on my birthday
[–]traffick 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
christianing like a boss.
[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
WTF is up with that handwriting?
[–]FortyFs 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I've lost faith that any of these are real any more.
[–]equeco 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
How sad is seeing para-legal language inschool related stuff. Is this in USA?
[–]skinnywhitemale 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
fake. can tell by shitty handwriting.. 2nd line was written by a different person
[–]capt_slippy_fists 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
noontime detention? god damn coddled pussies.
[–]Flonnezilla 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
The noontime detention is the real wtf
[–]chives90 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Maybe it's the second coming of Christ
[–]audaciousterrapin 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Considering the pink copy goes to the assistant principal this appears to be an assistant principal redditor who has a vendetta against 9th grader Marissa Blackwell (thus not obscuring her name) and is in some kind of affair with the teacher that assigned this detention (thus obscuring the teacher's name). Or maybe I just read too much into things and this is fake.
[–]drunk2407 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
USA is one silly country everything there is odd and wrong.
They even write dates in wrong order.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Dafuq?
[–]skytro 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
What if he really was Jesus, and this is the 21st century way of crucifying him -- Conspiracy Keanu
[–]soaringrooster 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
This has put the whole conservative christian bible thumping phenomenon into perspective for me.
[–]Ryo95 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
FACEBOOK! ...I meant: FACEBIBLE!
[–]kkkolby 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Had to make an account so I can make a post when I saw this.
It is real. Dover is a small, very small, town in Arkansas. I lived right next to it. It's filled with mostly rednecks and white trash.
Two of my Aunts teach there, so I'll give them a call and see if I can find out more information. (Would love to hear one of them was the teacher.)
[–]Roham21 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
What if she was the reincarnation of Jesus?
[–]binarypolitics 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
They were all like "WTF" and I was all like "Lol, its fake noobs" and they were like "Oh."
[–]xai_death 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
[sarcasm]How can we live in a world where children can't even express their believes openly in school![/sarcasm]
Sorry for the [sarcasm] tags, but people on the internet don't get sarcasm anymore nowadays.
[–]yemd 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Dover sucks.
[–]Gogmagog 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I love the subtly threatening tone of these things. I remember getting one and thinking "what happens if I just go home?"
Turns out nothing happens if you just go home.
[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
DE or PA?
[–]LibRAWRian 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
If that were my kid I would post the detention notice on the fridge.
[–]Terker_jerbs 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Now it's on her PERMANENT RECORD.
[–]Grimreaper023 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
That girl is awesome.
[–]hopy921 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Repost.
[–]CHAINSAW_GUTSFUCK 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I went to school with a schitzophrenic friend of mine who once jumped off the roof of a portable trailer claiming to be jesus and that he could fly. Same guy overdosed on Benzos at the same school. He survived, and now is somehow one of the most well adjusted guys I know. Reminds me of Henry Rollins these days. Used to be a nut though.
I've seen one of those in norwegian.
I am not accusing you of theft it's just that the damn norwegian meme site steels everything and writes there name as a watermar on it...
Oh and btw they think you don't say? meme is the picture for sarcasm...
[–]CoyotyDave -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
What Would Jesus Don't?
[–]1brooklyn1 -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 months ago
Brace yourselves...the atheists are coming...
[–]xardox -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
You Christians are just soooooooo oppressed. I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you.
[–]1brooklyn1 -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Sorry, I can't tell if your joking or not, it just sounds very obnoxious. It was a joke, I didn't say anything about being Christian. I see atheists wherever there's a post about christianity, that's all.
[–]xardox 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
Christians hate it when atheists hit them over the head with quotes from their own bible.
"Women should be silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak, but should be submissive, as the law also says." (1 Corinthians 14:34)
"Judge for yourselves: Is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered? Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For her hair is given to her as a covering." (1 Corinthians 11:13-15)
"If any man takes a wife, and goes in on her, and detests her, and charges her with shameful conduct, and brings a bad name on her, and says, 'I took this woman, and when I came to her I found she was not a virgin..." (Deuteronomy 22:13,14)
"But if ... evidences of virginity are not found for the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones..." (Deuteronomy 22:20,21)
"If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter into life maimed, rather than having two hands, to go to hell, into the fire that shall never be quenched." (Mark 9:43)
"One of illegitimate birth shall not enter the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)
"Slaves, obey your human masters with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ." (Ephesians 6:5)
"Slaves, obey your human masters in everything; don't work only while being watched, in order to please men, but work wholeheartedly, fearing the Lord." (Colassians 3:22)
"Slaves are to be submissive to their masters in everything, and to be well-pleasing, not talking back ." (Titus 2:9)
"Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentle but also to the cruel. " (1 Peter 2:18)
[–]1brooklyn1 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
I smell a trololololol...
[–]justforthefunofit09 -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
That bitch be cra-cra
[–]Fuckedfromabove -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
Fucking lol
[–]Yknot101 -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
A gem, its rare nowadays i find something to laugh at here
[–]MrMarshallmac -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
woohoo that was on my birthday! birthday beating in my honor
[–]Hessmix -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Why are you sending the kid to detention. Obviously needs to see a shrink.
[–]matlick -1 points0 points1 point 7 months ago
Funny how it's in Dover
[–]Jah92 -2 points-1 points0 points 7 months ago
HAHA
[–]GradeFPoultry -3 points-2 points-1 points 7 months ago
Fake, student would be arrested IRL.
[–]Killtodie -4 points-3 points-2 points 7 months ago
why was there a bible in school?
[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 2 points3 points4 points 7 months ago
Probably because the student brought one.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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