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[–]resting_parrot 19 points20 points ago

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....that dude has a camel toe

[–]lasiviously 2 points3 points ago

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Better than an erection.

[–]derstaB 10 points11 points ago

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I think for a male it's called a moose knuckle.

[–]humanoid1729 7 points8 points ago

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actually a moose knuckle is still on a woman, it refers to the size of the box.

[–]SmilinBob82 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, this one is more like an elephant foot.

[–]TheAngrySpanker 0 points1 point ago

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But... An elephant foot doesn't have a crack in it...

[–]raw031979b 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Pog2k12 0 points1 point ago

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when its that big its called a moose knuckle.

[–]Amrapheus 0 points1 point ago

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....and it's growing....

[–]BetaCris 17 points18 points ago

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I thought it was Jim Gaffigan for a second...Man Baby

[–]matthank 1 point2 points ago

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Jim Gaffigan and Eddie Murphy

or at least Charlie

or Jif

[–]PrisonInmateSBH 30 points31 points ago

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This has to be the "Unforgiveable" guy.

[–]afghanjim 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe this is what he was talking about when he said he went to Levines to steal some pants for him and his n-words.

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 1 point2 points ago

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that's what I thought.

[–]chrissysharpe- 1 point2 points ago

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Penis deflation videos to the right. Okay.

[–]yabadabadoya 2 points3 points ago

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Get me a chicken sammich and some waffle fries... fo' free

[–]lokoben 0 points1 point ago

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it has to be....for the lazy

[–]c0t0d0 2 points3 points ago

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Why are there IUD insertion videos on that page? I am 12 years old and what is this?

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

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noticed that, too. Must be one of those "if you enjoyed this, you might like this..."

[–]xerxes1986 -1 points0 points ago

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No way, the unforgiveable guy has a way bigger nose. It's all about the nose

[–]ZachJ 10 points11 points ago

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I think you're looking for "discomfort"

[–]MB38 46 points47 points ago

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Obligatory "the girl behind him is the best part of the photo" comment. Every time I see this picture I fall for her a little more.

[–]majesticjedwick 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, I've never noticed her before. So beautiful, yet so carefree...

[–]MrPixou 8 points9 points ago

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Amber Lamps

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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Under appreciated comment.

[–]ak_ 1 point2 points ago

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It's either this or a black man switch-a-roo joke.

[–]betweenheadphones -1 points0 points ago

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Soooo pretty!

[–]Wolfosaurus 8 points9 points ago

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Repost level = 100

[–]Isitwhenipee 6 points7 points ago

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oh god, I had something similar happened to me. I was on Emirate airline headed to Dubai. The folks next to me were very old and a bit smelly. However, that didn't get to me, what got me was about 3 hours into the flight (it's a 16 hour flight) they pulled out this dish, as soon as they opened it I almost passed out from the smell. I could not stand it I almost screamed, but I just stood up and went to the flight attendant and explained to her what happend.

So she went next to my seat as soon as she got there she did a 180 and sprinted to me and she said since coach is full I will upgrade you to business class.

Here is what the business class seats look like: http://www.flightglobal.com/airspace/media/galleries/images/35293/500x400/emirates-business-class-seat.jpg

[–]vibro 1 point2 points ago

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Emirates is awesome all the way. Don't forget to steal the blanket on your way out.

[–]jack23 0 points1 point ago

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So they either shit themselves or died...

[–]Xantu 7 points8 points ago

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The dude should just go sit next to the hot chick behind him, use his black powers to seduce her, and make sweet sweet love to her in the tiny on-bus bathroom.

[–]SwampySoccerField 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Her seat is empty and she's having fun with the situation. She is just giving him an opening to talk to her.

[–]MaxSoftcore 18 points19 points ago

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Repost, and, I know that guy on the right. His name is Christopher and he has some kind of mental disability. I used to live next door to him.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You live next door to slingblade? Don't go digging around the shed. You ought not do that yep umm hmm.

[–]goinunder0390 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]Stole_My_Banana 1 point2 points ago

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Don't use that kinda language...he's just a boy umm hmm

[–]tchoob 0 points1 point ago

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I'm at a family party and just busted out laughing upon reading "umm hmm"

[–]Polymira 0 points1 point ago

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He look so much like someone named Arthur who'm I used to take care of, also has a developmental disability.

[–]smapdee 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a handicapped guy that works at the home depot in West Seattle. Same guy?

[–]MaxSoftcore 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know that he got a job; he was always complaining that nobody would hire him. But that's great if he did finally find one. Yeah, it was in Seattle that I knew him, so it might very well be the same guy.

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[–]MaxSoftcore 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this pic like 2 times before on Reddit and I commented both times. And both times I was contacted by other people who claimed to know him, too. This guy gets around!

[–]p0rtugalvii 4 points5 points ago

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His shirt. Socially Awkward Penguin!

[–]terrible0ne 2 points3 points ago

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interracial couples can be sooooo cute!!

[–]MollyBloom11 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe for the guy on the left. The guy on the right is at comfort level 6 billion.

[–]theskizo 1 point2 points ago

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is that B.o.B. on the left ?

[–]POOP_ON_YOUR_FACE 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, check out that hot chick in the back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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he is disapoint

[–]Mizun0h 0 points1 point ago

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Roman?

[–]McCrackerFDA 0 points1 point ago

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His face, his shirt, and the blond behind him, Priceless!

[–]dropbear 0 points1 point ago

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Or comfort level = 0.

[–]warratah 0 points1 point ago

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Camel toe!!!

[–]curiosgreg 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward penguin on his shirt says it all!

[–]daytonamike 0 points1 point ago

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Do I see Socially Awkward Penguin on his shirt?

[–]zerbey 0 points1 point ago

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I may be wrong, but the guy on the right looks like he may have Down's Syndrome.

[–]7RED7 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't he just in that in that seat behind him instead?

[–]MeLoN_DO 0 points1 point ago

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One more level to get the ultimate perk

[–]SpringInJapan 0 points1 point ago

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Hey! I have that same penguin shirt!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The man has Dr. Robotnik's body type.

Can we please find out who the girl behind him is? Did anyone get him his waffle fries yet?

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's retarded

[–]dammitgavin 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit Gavin!

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit dammitgavin stop following me!

[–]dwimber 0 points1 point ago

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Are we sure that isn't Don Rickles?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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NO WAY would I have allowed homie to strip down and sit next to me.

Air travel used to be a classy affair.

[–]MrsHippie 0 points1 point ago

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This ranking is meaningless unless we know the scale. Just how uncomfortable is it? 99% seems about right.

[–]bizzle104 0 points1 point ago

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He looks asleep. I'd say he's very comfortable.

[–]katie_lives 0 points1 point ago

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Hahah it's woody harrelson!

[–]SCSweeps 0 points1 point ago

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Mayor Tom Kane?

[–]Miko54 0 points1 point ago

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First class my ass

[–]emergencyaccount 0 points1 point ago

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90's sitcom material.

[–]adnan252 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that man have a camel toe.

[–]romanius24 0 points1 point ago

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lvl 100 ?

[–]onomatopoeia_only 0 points1 point ago

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Actually he looks quite comfortable. I'm sure he confirmed with the black that he had no money, hence, the comfort level expressed.

[–]LostNbound 0 points1 point ago

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Dude looks like a weeble wobble with appendiges

[–]Nattylight69 0 points1 point ago

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Nb4 Camel toe

[–]xzieus 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for smiling hotness in the back... and yeah, hilarity

[–]T-Luv 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, that guy looks very comfortable. He's sleepin'

[–]googlelover42 0 points1 point ago

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Bippity boppity bacon ... ! zzzzzzzzzzz....

[–]elise450 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit!! Is that Jim Gaffigan??

[–]mossyskeleton 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno he looks pretty comfortable to me.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, trying to sleep next to a angry black man would be uncomfortable.

[–]metalbladex4 0 points1 point ago

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I love the black dudes shirt lol its awesome

[–]Ned_FromTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward Penguin?

[–]tapdance 0 points1 point ago

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Cant tell if troll post or not, but its from Original Pinguin

[–]vanakka 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

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repost level, 50

[–]theymademedarko -1 points0 points ago

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Something about him being black.

[–]mbtemplin -1 points0 points ago

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This gets posted constantly.... Karmadecay.com

[–]joshqueens2 -1 points0 points ago

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i'd also be uncomfortable sitting next to that scary black man

[–]HighSorcerer -2 points-1 points ago

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I would attack the flight attendant just to get off that plane, even if it meant I was going straight to gitmo.

[–]matthank 3 points4 points ago

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That's no plane, with windows like that.

[–]HighSorcerer 2 points3 points ago

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You're right, I didn't even look at the windows(I was trying not to look at the black guy).

[–]V3N0M91 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, that is most certainly an Amtrak car

[–]Number127 0 points1 point ago

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Which means it could easily be a much longer trip than a flight would be. On the other hand, no assigned seats, so he could get up and move any time, if there's an open seat.

[–]V3N0M91 0 points1 point ago

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that is not completely true. down in Florida (at least in my area) there are assigned seats...not that once another seat opened up you wouldn't be able to move. (they stick a piece of paper with your destination station on the partition between the overhead luggage area and the seating area)

[–]pinetreeforrest 0 points1 point ago

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Woah, my second time seeing this pic and I just noticed it wasn't a plane. Odd.