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[–]Airazz 310 points311 points ago

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[–]drewmack03 53 points54 points ago

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I solemnly swear to never downvote the use of this .gif

[–]virulentRant 74 points75 points ago

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[–]Foofnar 26 points27 points ago

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He said he'd never downvote it, he never said he'd upvote it. Problem?

[–]in_a_chanting_manner 2 points3 points ago

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Si se puede!

[–]bawb88 0 points1 point ago

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I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for post.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why does this remind me of the Joker from Batman?

[–]bigbobo33 23 points24 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]NineteenthJester 4 points5 points ago

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Where is that from? Fist of the North Star?

[–]Niehaus 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah. That is very much Kenshiro. If memory serves, it's from the shitty Hokuto no Ken 2 where Rin and Bat are adults. This was pretty much my reaction when I watched that shitfest.

[–]bigbobo33 2 points3 points ago

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I am not sure. I saved it from 4chan a long time ago.

[–]AsylumTeaparty 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like it.

[–]Povidius 20 points21 points ago

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That cat has clearly gone to sniper school

[–]Leaves_You_Hanging 3 points4 points ago

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Clearly he has some sort of training. The Cat walking by had no way of tailing he was there

[–]LifeCompass 5 points6 points ago

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He was purrfectly camouflaged.

[–]Hagane17 8 points9 points ago

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Don't you mean, Cameowflaged?

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 5 points6 points ago

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What's so funny meow?

[–]yarmulke 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not really feline the Super Troopers reference in this pun thread.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Are you purr?

[–]thegimboid 141 points142 points ago

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And then there's this!

[–]herpa_da_derpa 13 points14 points ago

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goddamnit... I peed myself a little.

[–]ajw827 5 points6 points ago

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Jears.

[–]SgtGooding 0 points1 point ago

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That was done just... So, so well.

[–]Bunny_Killer -3 points-2 points ago

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<3

[–]BCBUDDHA 33 points34 points ago

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My buddy Jay made this video!!!!

he shot it on a 8 dollar ebay keychain spy camera, here is the original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhaGDKnQyo&list=UUr1SBqRCoRhcZFLsNuWefbw&index=12&feature=plcp

[–]AsylumTeaparty 13 points14 points ago

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I love how after the one cat pops up, the other one walks carefully away so it won't be bamboozled again.

[–]SmokeyDBear 5 points6 points ago

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I believe that was the cat's nonchalance engine struggling to converge on a graceful way to make it look like he intended to be scared by the other cat.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He tried to be condescending. "Umm... ewwwwwkay..."

[–]Lobodomy 3 points4 points ago

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That is the best video i have ever seen. Cats are fucking ridiculous xD

[–]shacknasty 3 points4 points ago

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Nope I recorded on a HTC Trophy...

edit: hai btw :P

[–]BCBUDDHA 1 point2 points ago

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lol dont contradict me, im gonna lose comment karma now

[–]p53ud0 0 points1 point ago

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http://iforce.co.nz/i/vpfppesv.sbm.jpg

bubbles will upvote for his fans

[–]taario 30 points31 points ago

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50,000 people used to live here...

[–]bmanickel 63 points64 points ago

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Meow it's a ghost town.

[–]Wr3nch 7 points8 points ago

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Pooch doesn't look too friendly

[–]bmanickel 6 points7 points ago

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I love you to death setting that one up.

[–]a_gnome 30 points31 points ago

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Achievement failed: All ghillied up

[–]Ninjabob0521 18 points19 points ago

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Too much radiation. He'll have to go around.

[–]Anathema47 1 point2 points ago

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"Are ya daft!?"

[–]Ninjabob0521 0 points1 point ago

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Does the word "stealth" mean anything to you?

kicks door open

[–]mblitch 6 points7 points ago

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This is the first cat video I have ever upvoted.

[–]Greg_83 8 points9 points ago

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stop camping....Pussy!

[–]plutPWNium 15 points16 points ago

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I like how the ghillie kitty gets up like, "YEAH? Deal with it"

[–]borrihong 7 points8 points ago

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charly's in the bush, I repeat!

[–]StupidRandomFacts 2 points3 points ago

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Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.

[–]SgtGooding 0 points1 point ago

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Does that mean women are funnier? Because I'm not ready or willing to concede that.

[–]B_For_Bandana 1 point2 points ago

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The cat in the black pajamas. Worthy fucking adversary, dude.

[–]ipown11 1 point2 points ago

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how FURtive

[–]Laughs_at_plebs 4 points5 points ago

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Enemy Helicopter! Get Downnnn

[–]bmanickel 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be honest, I was straight up PISSED that Macmillan didn't run from a Falling MOTHERFUCKING HELICOPTER.

[–]123refrigerator -3 points-2 points ago

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He wanted to get TO THE CCHHOOPPPAA!

[–]ne0furi 1 point2 points ago

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heh heh guarding cat

[–]no_srsly_fuck_ur_cat 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that cat

[–]Goat_dragon 1 point2 points ago

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Walking cat, "Hmmm... I know he's around here somewhere.... oh SON OF A BITCH!!!!"

[–]m6a6t6t 1 point2 points ago

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ITS bill murray at the pro-am !!!

[–]Peskie 2 points3 points ago

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This I think is better!

[–]MC-GANDHI -1 points0 points ago

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Ha, came here to post that, it's one of my family's favorite videos

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Sir_Meowsalot 7 points8 points ago

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imgur-mirror-bot...will you ever learn to love?

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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I understand where your coming from, but don't help people at work and at school, their fucking dumb if they can't get past the firewall or the Internet blocks

[–]gigitrix 3 points4 points ago

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I can haz Ghost Pro?

[–]serenade497 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if that cat ignored him, or was just plain stupid....

[–]Danimal_House 8 points9 points ago

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A cat's vision is based more on motion than acuity, so it is likely that it didn't see him at all until it moved. It does look in his direction at first when the camo cat moves it head slightly, so it probably did see something but dismissed it.

[–]gigitrix 6 points7 points ago

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Organic cat facts everybody!

[–]snitzy 4 points5 points ago

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wait, so cats are T-rexs.

[–]JetlagMk2 1 point2 points ago

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IAN, FREEZE!

[–]Askura 3 points4 points ago

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STOP. UNSUBSCRIBE.

[–]James20k 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't spot the ghillie cat the first time round

Vision tends to be based more on motion, rather than whats there

[–]DarthContinent 0 points1 point ago

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One shit, one kill.

[–]bozo2014 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cosworth99 0 points1 point ago

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camo-cat

[–]secretanomaly 0 points1 point ago

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"HA! I waited a long time for this..."

[–]ChaSuiBao 0 points1 point ago

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KITTIES!

[–]Read_all_the_threads 0 points1 point ago

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Metal gear much?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Read_all_the_threads 0 points1 point ago

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Very funny! But I many when naked snake and boss are fist fighting in the flower meadow.

[–]Grape_Salad 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro.

[–]db0255 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking campers.

[–]seniormegamarbles 0 points1 point ago

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Solid Snake.

!

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

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!

[–]Anathema47 0 points1 point ago

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Whose footprints are these?

[–]justmadethisaccountt 0 points1 point ago

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What is the word for when persons spontaneously start to do something you dont want to do, and then that starts making you do more things you dont want to do, like a chain reaction?

[–]linked_list 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Canada has a government just like real countries.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate has two black cats, this is what I imagine when the lights are off.

[–]incurableinsomnia 0 points1 point ago

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Stealth mode : on

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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"YOU ARE NOT A TUFT OF GRASS!"

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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Ayo! Darrell! Where you at ma-AW SHIT WHAT THE... Darrell that you, man!?

[–]compactbrain 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Alec Baldwin was in Betelgeuse. He has some great freaking hair.

[–]TheGizmojo 0 points1 point ago

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Well this looks awfully familiar...

[–]Highwind4 0 points1 point ago

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Sneak attack! 4x damage!

[–]Highwind4 0 points1 point ago

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Sneak attack! 4x damage!

[–]DrkSnpr14 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this one, I can't help but think Call of Duty

[–]Pikapika1 0 points1 point ago

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Damn campers.

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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fred? freeed? fred?......DAFUQ YOU DOING FRED!?

[–]six6xis 0 points1 point ago

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"Ding" Chavez reporting in..

[–]TheSpartin 0 points1 point ago

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COD = Cats on Duty?

[–]assholeredditor2 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]rockmongoose -1 points0 points ago

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Bad ass guerilla mothafucka!

[–]futuretoday777 -1 points0 points ago

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you mean the difference is like as big as jehovah witness and matrix?

[–]ohples -1 points0 points ago

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The one with sound is better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l18u5JcFNLM