Ok Hobber, here's the deal. For $25,000 per year - you'd have this mans face hovering within a 17 inches of yours, his eyes unblinking and his lips pursed. Every hour, at a random and undefined interval, his mouth will drop open and the sound of 23 screaming and crying babies will emanate from within, this aural purge will continue for 10 seconds, at the end of which - the mans face will resume as normal until the next babby interval. This will continue as you sleep as well, and covering your ears and eyes will have no effect on the apparition.
Do you sign the contract?