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[–]elmphlemp 154 points155 points ago

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[–]hobber 29 points30 points ago

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his firm motionless stance... that expression... his unbroken stare... the twitch on the corners of his moustache...

I'm so uncomfortable, yet I can't look away.

[–]danosaur 12 points13 points ago

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Ok Hobber, here's the deal. For $25,000 per year - you'd have this mans face hovering within a 17 inches of yours, his eyes unblinking and his lips pursed. Every hour, at a random and undefined interval, his mouth will drop open and the sound of 23 screaming and crying babies will emanate from within, this aural purge will continue for 10 seconds, at the end of which - the mans face will resume as normal until the next babby interval. This will continue as you sleep as well, and covering your ears and eyes will have no effect on the apparition.
Do you sign the contract?

[–]Jafarrolo 2 points3 points ago

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signed, I love the sound of crying babies!

[–]ollew 47 points48 points ago

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He doesn't blink....ಠ_ಠ

[–]Honda_TypeR 18 points19 points ago

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But he does do an off-putting quasi smirk!

[–]oliverMcMayonnaise 9 points10 points ago

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I think that's his moist ache smiling. He's as serious as it gets.

[–]Honda_TypeR 10 points11 points ago

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His lips say no... but is stache keeps saying yes!!!

[–]KarmaIsForPussies 5 points6 points ago

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He did all his blinking in the beginning.

[–]Dr_fish 8 points9 points ago

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It's like he's trying to smile, but just... can't.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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What is a "challanger"?

[–]lmpervious 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god this one is even better. :D

[–]ducksflytogether 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone have the video of this guy? Much longer, cuts in closer and closer towards the end, with creepy music (I think).

[–]ducksflytogether 13 points14 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny that he just stands there.

[–]RandomTurtleFacts 2 points3 points ago

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The age of Adwaita is estimated to be around 255. If confirmed, this would make Adwaita the oldest tortoise of modern times, living longer than Harriet by 80 years, and Tu'i Malila by 67 years.

[–]totosushi 302 points303 points ago

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[–]PeopleAreStaring 31 points32 points ago

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I like that you gave credit to your inspiration...

[–]Kiassen 16 points17 points ago

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Aw, Samwise. Rejected by a girl, her boyfriend AND her grandmother.

[–]JarasM 5 points6 points ago

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MISTER FRODO

[–]gugs 1 point2 points ago

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Sam...

[–]Honda_TypeR 3 points4 points ago

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Who the hell is this woman? She is everywhere these days!

[–]Love_Soup 0 points1 point ago

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I shake, you bake.

[–]therealdohr 28 points29 points ago

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Robinson has never been blocked like that before

[–]Caedus 6 points7 points ago

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Hakeem Olajuwon begs to differ.

[–]DanTheManVan 89 points90 points ago

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Somebody please put her into other pictures/videos/gifs.

[–]ipn8bit 15 points16 points ago

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Anyone?

[–]humblerodent 16 points17 points ago

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Bueller?

[–]ValuableDan 24 points25 points ago*

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The Admiralol

[–]toxicmischief 10 points11 points ago

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Was I the only person who thought that was Leslie Neilson behind the guy?

[–]r_slash 7 points8 points ago

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I thought it was Dustin Hoffman.

[–]aryon984 1 point2 points ago

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I can assure you that you are not.

[–]joseversion3 38 points39 points ago

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[–]Forthewolfx 42 points43 points ago

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Did they have to put that in slow motion?

[–]smurker 30 points31 points ago

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absolutely

[–]StrugglingWithEase 6 points7 points ago

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But did they have to put the rock ballad?

[–]dugbyrump 5 points6 points ago

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absolutely

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music.

[–]douglasr007 7 points8 points ago

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which means seeing the gif was enough

[–]BullshitUsername 2 points3 points ago

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Could you sign my shorts?

[–]jman077[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks dude.

[–]tossertom 10 points11 points ago

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Can someone please make a browser app where that woman would just randomly pop out from the edges of the page you're viewing. (I am almost technically illiterate).

[–]beefstewie 7 points8 points ago

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TOASTY!!

[–]PlasticExistence 4 points5 points ago

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I was really hoping someone would gif that after watching it live. Thank you sir.

[–]kelling928 4 points5 points ago

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Man, I was at that game rooting for K-State. Thanks for making me relive it again :(

[–]Blankey 2 points3 points ago

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That game was total bullshit. 48 freaking free throws for Texas versus 12 for K-State.

[–]DareDev 1 point2 points ago

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I was watching it in my living room rooting for K-State. Day ruined.

[–]MrRexaw 18 points19 points ago

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Jesus, where did Dr. Sue come from?

[–]LuckyAmeliza 3 points4 points ago

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God I Love that woman, used to watch her show every sunday night. though some of her "Facts" are a bit off. Like this one time I remember some chick calling in and talking about how her boyfriend liked to pee inside her before ejaculating, and if it was bad for her, Sue then preceded to tell her that he was not peeing, because men can't pee when they have an erection. (which I was told later by a guy friend that it was complete bullshit.) and that even if he was, Pee is sterile, and should do no harm. ಠ_ಠ

[–]nitefang 4 points5 points ago

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Well, pee is sterile, though I'm not sure you should be pumping urine, sterile or not up there.

[–]Killarny 1 point2 points ago

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According to Wikipedia, urine is only sterile when it's inside your body. The very act of peeing it out contaminates it with bacteria.

Urine is sterile until it reaches the urethra where the epithelial cells lining the urethra are colonized by facultatively anaerobic Gram negative rods and cocci. Subsequent to elimination from the body, urine can acquire strong odors due to bacterial action. (source: Wikipedia)

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

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Well, like I said, it sounds like a bad idea to pump that into that region. Even worse that it is not sterile.

[–]Killarny 1 point2 points ago

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I was discussing this with a friend, and he made the point that semen travels that same bacteria-laden route out of the body, so even if urine isn't sterile, it's probably not any worse (from a bacterial contamination perspective) than the semen pumped out during an orgasm.

[–]SenatorVreenak 5 points6 points ago

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It is bullshit. Its hard to pee with an erection, but it can be done.

[–]had3l 2 points3 points ago

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You can't pee right after or before you ejaculate though.

Try it. It will take you a good minute until you can pee again.

[–]mistershort1 7 points8 points ago

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Is-that-she-do... PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS

[–]onlythis 6 points7 points ago

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Read that said Dr. Suses. I was very confused for a second.

[–]tekka444 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone else expecting the old guy to do something?

[–]Love_Soup 18 points19 points ago

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Reminds me so much of this

[–]totosushi 61 points62 points ago

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[–]BullshitUsername 3 points4 points ago

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Holy shit could you comment OP so everyone can see this at the top?

[–]totosushi 2 points3 points ago

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On it.

[–]TheWorldIsEnding 0 points1 point ago

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[–]2Weird2Live2Rare2Die 11 points12 points ago

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Someone should edit that so that it's Frodo who leans in and shuts him down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What's this from? I've always wanted to know.

[–]Love_Soup 2 points3 points ago

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A movie called "Encino Man."

[–]Tratix 2 points3 points ago

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DEAR GOD KILL IT WITH A RUSTY SPORK

[–]cosecant89 5 points6 points ago

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seriously i was watching this today dying cause i knew someone would make a gif...classic

[–]ChicagoToad 3 points4 points ago

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Are you still the king of breathing?

[–]cosecant89 1 point2 points ago

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yes, long may i reign supreme

[–]promonk 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I have him tagged as, so it must be so.

[–]rpaxtonmartin 7 points8 points ago

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Texas Fight!

[–]Smellmyhand 3 points4 points ago

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Still don't think they're off the bubble but today was a good win.

[–]J0nesy 1 point2 points ago

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vid link?

[–]jman077[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Don't have it. Just saw the gif.

[–]XmockdefenseX 1 point2 points ago

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David Robinson!

[–]XScotX 1 point2 points ago

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Watched it repeat 3 times before laughing out loud.

[–]BlackPride 1 point2 points ago

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"I'm David Robinson"

"No, I'm David Robinson!"

[–]UrbanDescentia 3 points4 points ago

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[–]amichaux 2 points3 points ago

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I like how they match

[–]jman077[S] 20 points21 points ago

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That's sort of just what happens at sporting events.

[–]silent_p 8 points9 points ago

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Nah, I bet the came together.

[–]amichaux 0 points1 point ago

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Right, because if she had been wearing a different color her head would have still looked normal. Not out of place or anything. No blending in. Genius...

[–]UrbanDescentia 0 points1 point ago

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Same expression and everything.

[–]csp629 1 point2 points ago

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hook'em

[–]blue-yoshi 0 points1 point ago

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Toasty!

DOWN+START

[–]TheYoungLiar 0 points1 point ago

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This is like those scenes from horror films where the little kid looks at something, and it's all normal, looks away for a second and then back, AND WHAM! scary horrifying old person.

I can think of 3 movies that did this, Poltergeist 3 with the window washer which still scares the hell out of me, Constantine with young John Constantine on the bus, and i think there's one in The Grudge on a bus as well.

[–]HenchmanForHire 0 points1 point ago

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By Vectron's fanged snatch, didn't see that coming.

[–]4TEHSWARM 0 points1 point ago

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God dammit gramma!

[–]buddle1587 0 points1 point ago

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d rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my love

[–]iseezombies 0 points1 point ago

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That actually scared me a bit.

[–]occultfire 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Crypt Keeper, popping up and scaring me like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He turns into an old white woman.

[–]rezwoman 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should really put Nigel Thornberry's face on that old broad's face. God I was piss myself laughing...I already am just thinking about it. SMASHING!

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on a very slow mobile broadband connection and the gif was loading one frame at a time... I'm watching the guy in the back slowly move behind the black guy, looking somewhat shifty and suspicious. Waiting. Waiting. Oh god, what's he gonna do? The suspense! Th... OH SHIT

[–]emohipster 0 points1 point ago

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old people

[–]Andewz111 0 points1 point ago

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Mrs. Landingham!

[–]andrewdaoust 0 points1 point ago

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Old woman WIN!

[–]tommytweeter 0 points1 point ago

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My connection here at this hotel is really slow, so that gif was a million times more hilarious. everyone is staring at me in the lobby.

[–]norightanswer 0 points1 point ago

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DAE have a flashback to Disney's Haunted Mansion when seeing this?

[–]lPsyclko 0 points1 point ago

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<3 David Robinson

[–]theGUYishere24 0 points1 point ago

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Why does she remind me of my morning erection?

[–]Cheeseball701 0 points1 point ago

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I love this subreddit so much.

[–]rnjbond 0 points1 point ago

Now back to the good part!

[–]peopledownvoteme 0 points1 point ago

Old ugly Swedish bitch

[–]supermattdavies 0 points1 point ago

wow i was about to post this. i found it on a website. now i will i do

[–]deathcomesilent -1 points0 points ago

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You've got red on you. I really hope someone gets this reference.

[–]jamarius -1 points0 points ago

I think i realized the subtle reason why this videobomb is so brilliant. She is wearing the exact same color shirt as him