Where's Jesus? Have you found him?

flowstoneknight · 7 months

"Yeah he's in my backyard doing some landscaping. Why?"

spork_o_rama · 7 months

Mind if we check behind your sofa cushions real quick? He's a crafty fellow, that Jesus. Can't be too careful.

peacecake · 7 months

Behind the curtain.....

mymyreally · 7 months

"You guys lost him AGAIN??"

[deleted] · 7 months

10 beers, bladder about to explode, laughing like an idiot at this image. Yes, ladies and gents, I pissed myself, but just a little.

tweak4ever · 7 months

Yeah, I'm good at it, I had a "Where's Jesus" Book when I was little

crushedheels · 7 months

Found him

canyouhearme · 7 months

"He's not here"

"HE HAS RISEN! ITS A MIRACLE! PRAISE GOD"

-- christians seem to have a low standard for their miracles. One misplaced body and they are claiming all sorts of things.

CosmicChopsticks · 7 months

First time in many months I have actually laughed at something on the internet.

f1212u · 7 months

finding jesus....

because he's too fucking stupid to find you

Animal_King · 7 months

Hiding in my closet even though I keep telling him that I know he's there.

PenisOfJesus · 7 months

last night she did.

Dammit182 · 7 months

The world's largest, most dangerous, epic game of hide and seek rages on!

emospartan911 · 7 months

Blue, do you see him? You do? Where is he?

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