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[–]praisecarcinoma 60 points61 points ago

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My favorite argument:

Person 1: You're wrong.

Person 2: How do you figure? Here are facts.

Person 1: You're ignorant.

Person 2: No, here are more facts.

Person 1: Typical response.

Person 2: Then why don't explain to me how I'm wrong.

Person 1: I don't need to, I know I'm right and that's all I need to know.

AKA: I can't form an argument but am too proud to concede.

[–]Dynamaxion 37 points38 points ago

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but am too much of a hateful, retarded fuckface to concede

FTFY

[–]ghostbackwards 13 points14 points ago

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sounds like every argument with my girlfriend.

[–]cody_au 7 points8 points ago

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Weird my girlfriend always says I'm right. It's just too bad she doesn't ever notice it until after she does something wrong. But that's cool it's her learning experience and I wouldn't want it any other way.

Unless she turned Christian. Then shit would get real.

[–]soooHawt 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, so many girlfriends have been lost to an argument based in logic

[–]FeierInMeinHose 0 points1 point ago

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AKA He's trolling the fuck out of OP.

[–]mal_serenity 45 points46 points ago

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While reading this I couldn't help but imagine a child covering his ears, shouting "lalalalalaaaa, can't hear you."

[–]Zero810 16 points17 points ago

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But thats EVERY argument.

[–]Yinners 2 points3 points ago

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My thoughts exactly

[–]therealaug 17 points18 points ago

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"Just because" is an answer a child will take from a parent....

Followers of religions will also take "just because" from a book written thouands of years ago....

[–]dlove67 5 points6 points ago

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You haven't been around children much have you ;)

[–]Cookindinner 1 point2 points ago

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WHY?

[–]thatnerdykid 0 points1 point ago

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inorite? i always got mad when parents use this.

[–]breatherevenge 15 points16 points ago

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This makes me fuckin' cringe

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 8 points9 points ago

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You're ignorant

[–]heb0 3 points4 points ago

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Oh yeah, well you're wrong!

[–]baloneyeagle123 3 points4 points ago

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[–]PoliticallyConcerned 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in Cleveland's voice.

[–]breatherevenge 0 points1 point ago

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Okay. Care to explain?

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have to explain, I know I'm right so you don't need to

[–]breatherevenge 0 points1 point ago

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Need to what? Finnish your goddamn sentence instead of barking out statements that are totally irrelevant to what I originally said.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 0 points1 point ago

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woosh

[–]malimbar04 9 points10 points ago*

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My dad had a great response for "ignorance".

"Yes, I know I'm ignorant"

  • "what? you like being called ignorant?"

"Well ignorance just means I don't know something. I don't know a lot of things, that's why I keep trying to learn. I'm ignorant about all sorts of things."

  • "..."

[–]Springheeljac 4 points5 points ago

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Context?

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I posted a link to a picture which satirizes Christianity.

[–]PopeOwned 2 points3 points ago

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Could you link said picture?

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]theregoesanother 0 points1 point ago

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That looks legit.

[–]otaking 0 points1 point ago

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Ah okay, I thought you were directly saying this to them for no significant reason, in which that would have been a bit ಠ_ಠ

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 7 points8 points ago

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I try not to curse, but that guy's a fucking asshole. Grow up.

[–]dylansan 4 points5 points ago

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When a person's only response to anything you say is "you're wrong", that's painful. It's the worst feeling.

[–]fakeanusname 1 point2 points ago

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I recently had the same argument with someone. Their end answer was I know god is real because he has revealed himself to me, and if you can believe that then you are ignorant...

My head almost blew up...

[–]Puffy_Ghost 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea what I'm doing!

[–]zedsdeadbby 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hartlocker 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, someone from over 2000 years ago has brainwashed billions into believing in this book. Think about that... ಠ_ಠ

[–]BrianTheLady 1 point2 points ago

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you sire, just got trolled by a theist. the worst kind of troll

[–]WonderfulWizard 1 point2 points ago

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Tell him to check 1 Peter 3:15. According to his own rules, he needs to defend his faith to you.

[–]PerthroXIII 1 point2 points ago

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Damn that facepalm hurt

[–]tjiggs 3 points4 points ago

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something about this strikes me as bad on both of your parts. 'peer' for obvious reasons

[–]iTz_Mick 2 points3 points ago

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I think Religion is as daft as the next person, but does making fun of their beliefs make you any better?

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 14 points15 points ago

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The person I was talking to is a major basher of Gays. I feel that religion shouldn't be treated as a "below the waistline" subject.

[–]xHassassin 4 points5 points ago

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And making fun of people's beliefs is taboo how?

If you heard a man going around believing that a magical unicorn would come down one day and blast him with magic so that he would live forever drinking beer and sexing up adolescents you'd make fun of them too. Why is religion any different? Just because it's more socially accepted?

[–]iTz_Mick 0 points1 point ago

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If they want to believe let them, people in general are idiots. You won't change their mind with logic or reason and you'll just end up getting wound up. You should be happy in the knowledge that you're not a moron and distance yourself from these people.

[–]Overeacting 1 point2 points ago

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Does your question have any relevance?

[–]iHasABaseball 0 points1 point ago*

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This is seriously one of the dumbest conversations I have ever read. From one atheist to another, if you're going to run around pissing on religious people, at least take the time to understand what it is you're arguing in favor of. Otherwise you really do look like an idiot and, by extension, make the rest of us look stupid.

His "typical atheist" remark was spot on...you seriously said nothing of value and argued with the intellectual prowess of an 11 year old. Spend some more time reading, less time proselytizing. When you're capable of forming a coherent point, then you can set out on your crusades. Until then, keep it down. It's unfortunate the most ill-informed, dimwitted atheists are the most vocal -- I guess we're not so different from most groups of people.

And no, I am not defending the other person. You're both immature and lack the necessary attributes to have a discussion on the subject.

"You're ignorant!" "NO YOU ARE!"

Surprised there wasn't a "your mom" joke...

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 1 point2 points ago

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As only part of the argument was posted, you have no way of correctly judging me and my peer's intellect, maturity, or ability to have a proper debate.

[–]iHasABaseball -1 points0 points ago

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Please, do feel free to send the rest of the convo. I look forward to it. Hopefully this wasn't the high point...because it was like two third graders arguing over who has the coolest pants.

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, well I regret posting that. Anyway, I do agree with you in the fullest extent, I will take your advice. Thank you for commenting!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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surprisingly, no mention of hitler.

[–]dlove67 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, this guy'll get kicked out of his church for that one.

"What? You didn't mention that the nazis were atheist and killed 6 million jews? APOLOGIZE TO GOD!"

[–]mikedawgx 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure why people attempt reasoning with people like that.

[–]mmine1 0 points1 point ago

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I could feel ignorance in the air as I read.

[–]cody_au 0 points1 point ago

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Cunt detected.

[–]damjac 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you even talk to this clown?

[–]12baird12 0 points1 point ago

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Start linking spacific news articles and scientific facts. Overwhelm them with your evidence. I did this today to a guy who thought women shouldn't serve in the military. He caved and admitted he was wrong. It's a different topic I know, but you could start linking the spacific articles that deal with religious people condeming those who get abortions, you could link scientific studies done that prove evolution, and you can post links to laws that people try to pass alienating the minorities. You need to back up your opinions with sources and facts.

[–]BravoJulietKilo 0 points1 point ago

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And the wise third party says you both are ignorant, for one who tries to argue faith with logic will get nowhere.

[–]BassBlend20 0 points1 point ago

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It is stuff like this that keeps me subscribed to this subreddit. We have to stick together in the name of logic.

[–]UnicornsBeforeJesus 0 points1 point ago

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"Down with the gays! Why? Because a fable written by Middle Eastern goat herders tells me so! No, no it has nothing to do with my inner prejudice. NEVER! I just hate them because God does. And Jesus certainly would never have helped a gay guy out!"

[–]sgtredred 0 points1 point ago

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Once again showing how effective brainwashing can be.

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 0 points1 point ago

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I want to reach through the computer monitor and slap that person.

[–]Vanguard86 0 points1 point ago

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There's not enough.......................................in the universe.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]PackieIX 0 points1 point ago

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I get an erection from making fun of beliefs.

[–]BurchaQ 0 points1 point ago

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What's scaring me is that the argument for abortion seems to have lost a lot of space and is now limited to "if a parent is about to die because of his child". Soon atheists, in their examples, in order to suck up to conservatives, will use phrases like "he was using condoms because he knew a pregnancy will kill his wife".

Just no. We DECIDE when we want to become a parent. There is nothing immoral about it. Every night, instead of watching tv, you can go out in street and look for struggling animals. I am sure if you did that every night, you'd save about 50 animals (where I live) from death during your lifespan. But you don't do that. That's more immoral than the abortion of a 1 week fetus. It's fine that some people prefer not seeing it this way in order to find an excuse to ban pre-marriage sex. Just don't suck up to them.

[–]NovaNexu 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, why don't you uncensor this dude's name for us yeah?

[–]MrKequc 0 points1 point ago

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No no, I think you've almost got him. Just one more piece of information should do it... right?

[–]Koldekurt 0 points1 point ago

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You can't win with these people.. You just can't ..

[–]KoiWaHotchKissu 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, a hate circle jerk.

[–]Usil 0 points1 point ago

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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

'Thomas Paine'

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

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Typical believer response.

[–]Valendr0s 0 points1 point ago

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This wasn't good... any time you just turn a dumb comment back on them "you're ignorant" "NO YOU'RE IGNORANT!" it just comes off as desperate. There so many more things that could be said there, you didn't have to resort to such silly retorts.

[–]keeblur 0 points1 point ago

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That's not ignorance, that's delusion, to the fullest extent.

[–]kissfan7 0 points1 point ago

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Arab =/= Muslim. There are millions of Christian Arabs and they make up the majority of Arabs living in the US. They include not a few Protestants, but they are mostly some form of Orthodox or Catholic.

[–]yamatoshi 0 points1 point ago

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FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]FrankZilla 0 points1 point ago

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You can not use logic to explain your views to a person who disregards logic and believes blindly.

[–]DSight 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... just wow. Its 2012 and we still behave like cave men.

[–]Frog-Eater 0 points1 point ago

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All American atheists should leave the US and come live here, in Europe, where they'll be more than welcome. Then we can calmly watch what remains of the USA sink into oblivion because all the scientists/doctors/smart people are gone.

[–]StezzerLolz 0 points1 point ago

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I think we just found a serious candidate for 'First Day on the Internet' Kid...

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[–]RevXwise -1 points0 points ago

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You come across as a bit of an asshole here

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 7 points8 points ago

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How so?

[–]skeetcannon369 6 points7 points ago

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well, you did make a valid point. So to Christians, yes, you're an asshole.

[–]NBninja -1 points0 points ago

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I think that sometimes people are ignorant, but is it necessary to be an asshole about it? I'm an atheist, and I don't give a shit if somebody thinks 'god' exists. Does this person on Facebook's opinions influence your life? Probably not. As atheists we want to be accepted in society,so why not start accepting other people's faiths? I love science as much as the next guy, and it pisses me off when people ignore it, but telling people they're wrong won't make them believe it.

[–]nicholaskeller[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I too agree and in most of all situations I am accepting of religion. I just want a tolerant society without blind faith. As for this particular person, he is a very hateful Christian who is quite frankly an asshole to many different types of people.

[–]NBninja 1 point2 points ago

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I get angry too when I see hateful people, religious or otherwise :)

[–]napoleonsolo 1 point2 points ago

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Does this person on Facebook's opinions influence your life? Probably not.

Yeah, who knows? It's not like an individuals opinions' has any affect on their life or the lives of others.

As atheists we want to be accepted in society,so why not start accepting other people's faiths?

Let's tolerate others intolerance.

[–]iTz_Mick -1 points0 points ago

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It's a hard subject, they shouldn't push their idiotic beliefs and hate filled ideas on others. At the same some people on here seem anti Christian to a fanatical level.

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[–]nicholaskeller[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Explain!

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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The term "Ignorant" is thrown around like it's a logical argument, by r/atheism as well.

[–]HannPoe -5 points-4 points ago

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His position is stupid but even if I'm getting downvoted, I need to say this: you were a dick in the conversation. I don't know if he had previously insulted you or demonstrated hateful speech, but if he didn't, you was just shoving down your beliefs upon him -something we despise.

[–]compstomp66 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm a born and raised atheist and I just down voted your submission because it was not worth viewing.

[–]GreatOdin -3 points-2 points ago

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I'D FUCKIN KNOCK HIS SHIT OUT