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[–]MrMigraine 22 points23 points ago

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Come on, people. This was on the front page two weeks ago.

[–]Tananar 10 points11 points ago

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And a week before that. It's on the front page pretty much every week.

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[–]TharSheVotes 1 point2 points ago

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Repent harder! Ten Hail Mary! Fourteen Praise Jesus! Twenty quid you pay me!

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[–]ninetails593 5 points6 points ago

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I always hate it when people say this and I can tell you why. This person doesn't deserve the "kudos". So why are you giving him kudos? It's not his work. The original creator deserves the kudos. Yet here you are, giving UNDESERVED KUDOS. Fuck you and your misdirected kudos.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In project gotham racing you collected kudos :P

[–]Quixotic91 5 points6 points ago

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Downvote for being as old as Betty White.

[–]JamJamJelly 15 points16 points ago

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How I approach women.

[–]dtomksoki 5 points6 points ago

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Does your dog make TOO MUCH NOISE?

[–]Great_White_Buffalo 3 points4 points ago

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We are getting worse about these reposts. Someone needs to have an intervention with reddit.

[–]POWERGULL 1 point2 points ago

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you can see the dog pause for a couple of seconds before he goes for it and you know hes thinking "fuck you man you just wanna see me walk stupid"

[–]NoClipDelux 0 points1 point ago

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All I hear is HONK HONK HONK HONK!

[–]doombunny0 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest repost i have ever seen.

[–]m-k 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, but that is not a dog, clearly, it's a robot.

[–]LazzeB 0 points1 point ago

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Properly the most reposted too.

[–]CyrilJHicks 0 points1 point ago

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Wat?! Again? Meh...

[–]peacewolf -1 points0 points ago

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Like walking in flippers

[–]spaeth455 -5 points-4 points ago*

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[–]fatalquief -5 points-4 points ago

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dog is like".... fuck u... i love treats" >:S