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[–]lupussapien 18 points19 points ago

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See, because a group of crows is a murder of crows, and there's not enough of them. farkin amusing as fark.

[–]LadyNerd 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm force to upvote you and this link too get rid of my overwhelming felling of stupidity

[–]TedNugentGoesAOL 8 points9 points ago

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"Nevermore, quoth the raven.." not the crow

[–]rramdin 4 points5 points ago

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caw it whatever you want

[–]TedNugentGoesAOL 4 points5 points ago

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No can do, Poe would be ranting and raven if I did such a thing.

[–]meginmich 4 points5 points ago

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First I was like, "PROfessionals"... Then I was like "OH, Edgar Allen..." Then I was like, "I still don't get it."

[–]FamishedHeart 5 points6 points ago

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Dear god, I have not laughed so much tonight.

That almost certainly says infinitely more about me than about this submission, but I'm prepared to take this particular bullet.

[–]shadowomega13 2 points3 points ago

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I looked at it, decided I didn't get, then closed the link. Ten seconds later, I got it and laughed an unreasonable amount.

[–]zackTGIzack 0 points1 point ago

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Redrum.

[–]elmokazoo 1 point2 points ago

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This is my kind of pun.

[–]deepseajiver99 -2 points-1 points ago

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fuck you and your damn reposts