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[–]HumbertHumbertHumber[!] 563 points564 points ago

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[–]yannisv 465 points466 points ago

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[–]sunsetsoonforgotten 94 points95 points ago

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I think this is my favorite.

[–]Captain_LargePoop 31 points32 points ago

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I think you're my favorite.

[–]superbluejeans 28 points29 points ago

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[–]wellisthistakentoo 11 points12 points ago

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[–]DonSantos 12 points13 points ago

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man, I think thats a guy you could really just sit down and have a beer with

[–]gonzo5622 2 points3 points ago

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This is definitely top 3!

[–]alle0441 61 points62 points ago

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For the first 2 seconds of that GIF, I thought he was bent down towards me. Wow did that get confusing fast.

[–]nolongerilurk 53 points54 points ago*

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I've actually collected a number of these to include in replies to my moms infamous 8 paragraph emails.

edit: replies (Thanks to ajleece)

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[–]nolongerilurk 53 points54 points ago

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[–]ajleece 2 points3 points ago*

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The plural of reply is replies.

edit: FUCK YOU MURPHRY'S LAW

[–]thefirebuilds 5 points6 points ago

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[–]macyred 63 points64 points ago

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I always wonder where people have these gifs on hand. Do you save them all? or is there a site where you can type "slnky black man dancing with the caption "didnt read lol" "

[–]thefirebuilds 61 points62 points ago

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[–]AllegraGeller 65 points66 points ago

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haha look this guy doesn't know how to find gifs

[–]Crasken 4 points5 points ago

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People save them.

[–]prophecy7777 46 points47 points ago

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my personal favorite

[–]Hackey_Sack 122 points123 points ago

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[–]VivaLaCuba 25 points26 points ago

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Oh

[–]alphanovember 5 points6 points ago

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This is the best. I remember finding this during the early 2000s and actually saving it, because you didn't come across such awesomeness back then and there weren't sites like reddit that had new content every day.

[–]AfroKona 2 points3 points ago

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There was 4chan starting in 2004, which has completely new content every 10 minutes.

[–]alphanovember 3 points4 points ago

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This was definitely before that. But yeah, around 2004 content aggregators had started to become relatively popular on the internet. For me it was random stuff like eBaums and Funnyjunk.

[–]KazakTheSpaceDog 2 points3 points ago

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albinoblacksheep.com

[–]tyrroi 130 points131 points ago

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[–]Uriah_Heep 221 points222 points ago

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Gradually turns from reddit into 4chan.

[–]The_Blackening 32 points33 points ago

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I'm okay with this.

[–]dhpii 12 points13 points ago

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4chan isn't

[–]JtheHomicidalManiac 30 points31 points ago

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since when do we care?

[–]mefuzzy 21 points22 points ago

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Few days from now when all this appears in 9gag or something.

[–]SnuggieMcGee 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant username.

[–]Pinballrus 11 points12 points ago

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I had cheeseburger in paradise playing while I watched that. It was magic.

[–]fodrox04 1 point2 points ago

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I put on cheeseburger in paradise and you were completely right. I've just tagged you as 'Attaches music to .gifs perfectly' with the only green tag I've ever used.

[–]discrepancy09 16 points17 points ago

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If anyone is wondering, this is an actual dance, called "Movin' like Bernie" a reference to some popular movie I can't recall at the moment.

Youtube it if you dare.

[–]Produkt 29 points30 points ago

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The dance is just called "The Bernie" and it's from the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" about a dead guy that spontaneously dances when he hears music.

[–]chancesarent 8 points9 points ago

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That was weekend at bernies 2. In the first one they just carried him everywhere.

[–]Reddevil313 21 points22 points ago

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Spoiler Alert please!!!

[–]nkplague 9 points10 points ago*

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That's pretty much the actual plot. There isn't a spoiler involved... Also this movie is 30 years old.

[–]revengetube 10 points11 points ago

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Captain Sarcasm, arrest him!

[–]Sexy_Cowboy 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, do you actually want me to call Captain Sarcasm, or are you being sarcastic?

Oh God I can't tell

[–]illmastabumptwo 1 point2 points ago

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*Weekend at Bernie's 2.

[–]bayyorker 37 points38 points ago

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Can't believe no one linked the actual video yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c

[–]SchrodingersRapist 15 points16 points ago

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...what the hell did I just watch ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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This is fucking genius/seriously [8]

[–]darkscyde 9 points10 points ago

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My favorite part is when the white guy still can't dance.

[–]Jennica 7 points8 points ago

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Weekend at Bernie's

[–]Reddevil313 7 points8 points ago

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Lol! I'm old enough that I can say I saw Weekend at Bernie's in the movie theater.

[–]Matt872000 6 points7 points ago

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A reference to the classic "Weekend at Bernie's"

[–]ruinersclub 13 points14 points ago

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classic ?

[–]apextek 2 points3 points ago

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someone needs to do that with the drummer for African Queen.

[–]Linvicious 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RobotFolkSinger 103 points104 points ago

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No but seriously, can someone give a summary of the changes in layman's terms?

[–]ineedmorespace 330 points331 points ago

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[–]RoflCopter4 55 points56 points ago

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Where's my five bucks?

[–]wirewolf 22 points23 points ago

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[–]fishsounds 9 points10 points ago

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shit, I'll take $25 for google to realize all I use is reddit

[–]BlamaRama 17 points18 points ago

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Do I even need to say it? http://i.imgur.com/3Y0tZ.gif

[–]MeinKampfire 7 points8 points ago

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The difference here being that Google ends up with both the soul AND the money.

[–]carpsagan 31 points32 points ago*

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There you go.

Even a simpler one.

[–]EmperorSofa 69 points70 points ago

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Here you go. One summary as requested.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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Google will sell all the information it has on you to advertisers after using scripts to condense it into demographic profiles (how old you are, what you like, where you live, etc.) and making it mostly anonymous. The information is collected under the rubric of your online profile and not your real-world profile (I think), and is more data to be mined for algorithms than a personal profile, as such. The information collected is only secure from people who don't pay for it, but no human will see your private information (i.e. emails) in raw form, and no human will be able to "browse" you or your profile, outside of (perhaps) a rogue Google employee or hacker.

Edit: actually, you know, the "privacy policy" itself is a silly and imperfect way to understand the privacy policy. A better way is to understand what AdWords is and how it works. This will give you a MUCH better idea of Google's privacy policy than the thing they pass out to explain the "privacy policy".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AdWords

[–]took 1 point2 points ago

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I think they were already allowed to do everything they do now under their old privacy policy, but they're being more explicit about their right to track users across their websites because they want to avoid a charge that their policy is deceptive.

edit: wrong, see https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/02/what-actually-changed-google%27s-privacy-policy

Privacy polices are counterproductive. They generally don't impose any meaningful restrictions on what websites can do with your data, other than data like your name and address. But they make people think that websites can't freely transfer information about you to third parties, store it forever, etc.

[–]hans91 8 points9 points ago

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I only read new one: Google is not evil, but will track your movement, communication, etc and keep it as data, use it to arrange advertising to your interests. Some of it will be sent to other Google services or other companies that cooperate with Google and you will be either asked for permission, or the company in question will have to follow Google's privacy policy. I don't really know what changed - I didn't find anything that Google doesn't already do.

[–]conningcris 7 points8 points ago

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What's new: they'll share data between say Gmail and YouTube What's wrong with above: still don't share with 3rd party.k

[–]tarballs_are_good 1 point2 points ago

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Google made a summary as FAQs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is absolutely not the place you want to ask this question unless you're explicitly looking for sensationalist lies.

[–]mindaika 1 point2 points ago

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"Anything that comes near our servers and can be sold, will be sold."

[–]TheeFlipper 969 points970 points ago

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[–]Tripleify 279 points280 points ago

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Clicks link, upvotes 20 minutes later when done

[–]NiceAndBlue 94 points95 points ago

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Taking this. Disguising it as the firefox icon. Placing it on my brother's desktop. Don't even tell me no.

[–]SnuggieMcGee 9 points10 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Conjugal_Burns 14 points15 points ago

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perfect.

[–]rustyshax 1 point2 points ago

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Isnt it just easier to set it as his homepage?

[–]hopeidontrunoutofspa 1 point2 points ago

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sets it as the homepage and he'll be confused once before he changes it back. Disguise it as the firefox shortcut and it'll happen everytime he goes online for seemingly no reason.

[–]clever414 26 points27 points ago

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I prefer Guile's Theme.

[–]DrPeacemaker 113 points114 points ago

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It's...BEAUTIFUL

[–]adhding_nerd 3 points4 points ago

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They should have sent a poet.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

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You caught me off guard there for a sec, I nearly jumped up from my seat: that's never happened to me before.

[–]BustingurBalls 16 points17 points ago

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While the original is good, I prefer the reverse version for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wy8a9_AFXM

[–]junkimchi 45 points46 points ago

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JEEBUZ!!! I had headphones on and I jumped out of my seat.

[–]kinkyslinky 11 points12 points ago

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I could watch this for days.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 8 points9 points ago

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This should be Evra's response to Luis Suarez.

[–]AltF4me 8 points9 points ago

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Oh god, that made me jump out of my seat.. that will teach me to check the URL before clicking.

[–]funkyshit 7 points8 points ago

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Why is this so hypnotizing?

[–]TheoQ99 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap its derpario!

[–]vxx 17 points18 points ago

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The song is from ALF, isn´t it?

[–]alsomahler 1 point2 points ago

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yup, but processed with an amigafier.

[–]BlamaRama 6 points7 points ago

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Is that an actual program I can download because if so I would pay so much money

[–]itzzspencer 8 points9 points ago

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what the fuck. scared the daylights out of me

[–]do_not_follow 5 points6 points ago

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And that's why I looked in the comments.

[–]LinkBalls 3 points4 points ago

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[–]GrumbleMumbles 2 points3 points ago

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DAMMIT. The file doesn't work for me...

[–]vveksuvarna 10 points11 points ago

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Put this video on YouTube and watch it hit 5mil views in a weekend.

[–]Attackinson 1 point2 points ago

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i watch this every morning to cheer me up

[–]roadbuzz 1 point2 points ago

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Submit this gif. as a post and you are a rich karma bitch.

[–]schott1984 1 point2 points ago

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Now I want fried chicken...

[–]PaplooTheEwok 3 points4 points ago

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For those interested: MP3 download of the song (it's only a minute and a half)

Zalza's chiptune album on Grooveshark (also available for purchase from a bunch of different places, if you want to support the artist!)

[–][deleted] 242 points243 points ago

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[–]infiniteguest 118 points119 points ago

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Sometimes i really miss the bush days, that guy was a comedy goldmine

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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This was at the very end of his presidency, when he was in true, "don't give a shit" mode.

[–]higherlogic 19 points20 points ago

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But...wasn't he in that mode his entire presidency?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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For most of his presidency he cared about keeping up the stuffy, blue-blood, aristocratic pretense of his (or his party's, or his class's or whatever) version of the presidency. Like how people charged with shoplifting a jelly doughnut still go through the motions of dressing up in a suit and saying "yes, your honor" when they're in court. This gif is in George W. Bush's, "yeah, that doughnut was tasty, too, motherfuckers! Do you like that I came here in a goddamn SUPER MARIO costume?! Fuck you, Judge McFucknuts!" mode.

[–]gm87 1 point2 points ago

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I believe the correct term used in political science is "honey badger mode".

[–]Chemfire 34 points35 points ago

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At least he enjoyed life.

[–]Bostwik 48 points49 points ago

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As much as I don't like him as a president, I always wanted to hang out with him.

[–]Viewtastic 40 points41 points ago

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That alone is why he won the presidency.

[–]B_S_O_D 7 points8 points ago

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The entire nation wanted to hang out with him?

[–]epsiblivion 15 points16 points ago

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didn't you see harold and kumar?

[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

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52% or so the second time around, but less than a majority the first time.

[–]plum13sec 1 point2 points ago

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they say people vote on who they would rather have a beer with more than anything else

[–]daroons 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Figured_It_Out 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Cariban 16 points17 points ago

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What is the context of this GIF?

[–]virulentRant 70 points71 points ago

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This is when George Jr. went to Africa and danced around and gave them money.

[–]Cariban 9 points10 points ago

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Ah! I believe I remember him mentioning that in his book. Thank you for the info.

[–]thavi 20 points21 points ago

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Musta been the part written in that hard-to-read yellow crayon, I didn't see it.

[–]Rabbadxs 5 points6 points ago

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I have his book. It's very insightful. Interesting read. Plus it also sort of helps you to develop a love for the gorilla with a sense of humor.

[–]pjohns24 10 points11 points ago

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Basically what you think it is. George Bush went to Africa on some aid mission and danced around with some of them.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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At the end of his presidency, when everyone hated George W. Bush, he didn't give a shit about what dumb gifs people might make out of him. And so he danced if he thought it would make people happy. Also, Africans still liked him a lot. So in his last trip to Africa, he just had a good time.

[–]iamnotatroll 8 points9 points ago

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Just google "bush dances with africans"

[–]albequirky 31 points32 points ago

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I don't see how anybody could possibly not find this hilarious.

[–]Zippy_The_Chimp 3 points4 points ago

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I fucking love the internet

[–]Rcmike1234 52 points53 points ago

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[–]denim-chicken 50 points51 points ago

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if the KKK had a video game, this would be the final boss.

[–]iamnotatroll 13 points14 points ago

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I literally spewed pineapple chunks through my nose. Now that there was funny. And don't ask why I'm on a pineapple diet, ladies.

[–]HungryMoblin 8 points9 points ago

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I love that theme and this remix.

[–]Horrours_of_Secks 281 points282 points ago

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I will always upvote this gif

[–]CCNezin 652 points653 points ago

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[–]MomsLikeYouChooseGif 177 points178 points ago

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[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 15 points16 points ago

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Oh Mr. Cosby you so silly!

[–]MomsLikeYouChooseGif 54 points55 points ago

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[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 16 points17 points ago

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WOAH WOAH WOAH A WHITE KID!

[–]TheoQ99 52 points53 points ago

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[–]tcjones54 82 points83 points ago

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[–]DemonMuffins 178 points179 points ago

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[–]Andalycia 12 points13 points ago

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fabulous dance moves vader does not need to read anything!

[–]yumcax 6 points7 points ago

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Needs a LOL

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 1 point2 points ago

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The way the Storm Troopers are pointing at Vader and bobbing their heads in sync. is killing me right now.

[–]kirbicide 1 point2 points ago

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This is so perfect---I just spat tea out all over my keyboard.

[–]Kyled95 20 points21 points ago

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I like Gus :D

[–]TheoQ99 34 points35 points ago

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[–]lolobirdie 19 points20 points ago

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Dear god, I want fried chicken now...

[–]gif_only_mode 116 points117 points ago

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[–]dmrnj 19 points20 points ago

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I LOVE THIS! Thank you, internet!

[–]snipawolf 6 points7 points ago

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What happened next?

I can't tell if he is happy or offended. Are those the Olsen twins?

[–]cafe_bustello 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it's from their movie "To Grandmother's House We Go," which I still have on VHS and watch every Christmas with my sister.

Classic.

[–]Boness 1 point2 points ago

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I knew the Olsen Twins were evil.

[–]hobbit6 7 points8 points ago

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Well...I read it.

[–]regmaster 25 points26 points ago

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[–]toofpaste_eater 11 points12 points ago

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I was hoping you had a summary for me, you just summarized my actions.

[–]ZiggyPox 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, the truth is that they would throw anything into their privaty policy and people would still clikc "ok". Google is just too handy to not to.

[–]opticnerve 6 points7 points ago

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How about this one? 7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/04/15/online-shoppers-unknowingly-sold-souls/

[–]fullmetalraz 1 point2 points ago

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I guess Gamestation legally owns my Soul... that's a weird thought...

[–]flaccid_member 3 points4 points ago

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Dismiss

[–]egzy 115 points116 points ago

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[–]volklskiier 31 points32 points ago

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That was amazing

[–]AnalogDan 14 points15 points ago

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It was pretty good until the "nigger" part.

[–]Plenty_Of_Goodybags 20 points21 points ago

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Nah, that's just the official 4chan watermark.

[–]niperwiper 8 points9 points ago

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Actually that's the point where I burst out laughing, wasn't expecting it at all. Offensive humor is the best.

[–]theGaffe 7 points8 points ago

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What episode is that from?

[–]Hamster_Huey 61 points62 points ago

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The one where they make masks of each other and try to deceive the rest of their team (Grant, Kari, Tori) into thinking it's them.

The gif is actually Adam wearing a mask that looks like Jamie.

[–]nickguletskii200 8 points9 points ago

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First, I laughed at the GIF.

Then, I saw your comment, which resulted in me falling off my chair and nearly choking.

I should start watching Mythbusters again.

[–]tahrox 9 points10 points ago

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[–]huber14 4 points5 points ago

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the one where the try to bust myths.

[–]stillalone 10 points11 points ago

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that's odd. I don't remember Jamie saying that.

[–]NotSoFatThrowAway 37 points38 points ago

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That isn't Jamie

[–]Upward_Spiral 1 point2 points ago

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That was a twist ending.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 1 point2 points ago

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fucking dancing walrus gets me every time.

[–]Zippy_The_Chimp 1 point2 points ago

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woah that got unnecessarily racist, still funny tho

[–]anonym0ose 3 points4 points ago

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[–]fat88cat8 3 points4 points ago

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I just wanted to say that all these gifs are fantastic.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Needs guile's theme

[–]Pioneer_Of_Bravery 21 points22 points ago

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[–]RegencySix 1 point2 points ago

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SO BRAVE.

[–]butt2face 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't even read the title of this post.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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huh? TL;DR

[–]Meselmdor 2 points3 points ago

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kind of reminds me of Dule Hill

[–]AnonUhNon 2 points3 points ago

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An entire series of threads full of people who, when inconvenienced by rules will bitch incessantly, but when presented with an outline of rules choose to rejoice in unison with "DIDNT READ LOL"

Good job guys, thumbs up. Run for congress, since you don't want to read anything.

[–]tarballs_are_good 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit is not hypocritical at all.

Also boycott SOPA.

Also ignore Google's attempt to make a clearer policy. I mean come on, who reads that shit anyway.

/s

[–]CalmSaver7 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny how right now no one's going to read the privacy policy, but a couple of months down the road, there's likely going to be a shitstorm because people feel Google is invading their privacy without their consent

[–]HagueHarry 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sparko10 2 points3 points ago

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And that's why the savvy on the internet can find out every single thing about you

[–]evildwarf 2 points3 points ago

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I read the whole thing and man oh man, their "privacy" policy is basically "we're going to harvest the crap out of everything you do on line and there's nothing you can do about it". I'm not saying anyone else is any better, it's just another example of how there is no privacy on-line. When you're looking up midget porn because that's what gets your rocks off, that's fine (assuming consenting adults and all) just bet you arse that there'll be a record of it forever.

[–]WillGrimes 8 points9 points ago

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[–]dichotomies 4 points5 points ago

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[–]starfox0_0 1 point2 points ago

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and this is how HUMANCENTiPAD happens

[–]Dandz 1 point2 points ago

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This gif would be infinitely improved if it was Gus

[–]Dpilly 1 point2 points ago

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STL;DR

[–]Impromptu-AMA 1 point2 points ago

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Pro tip: don't put any info on the internet that you don't want other people to know, period.

[–]dingoitis 1 point2 points ago

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I've come to believe every "new shorter, easier-to-read privacy policy" that comes out secretly has one single horrific line that will irreparably alter the Human Race and that all too see will we regret saying:

"LOL, DIDN'T READ".

But who really cares? I for one, welcome our new robotic overlords! Onwards to the way of the future!

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CanTouchMe 1 point2 points ago

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So are we now at a point where reddit has become even worse than Digg ever was?

[–]Jaxspop 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ovaldo 1 point2 points ago

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/r/HIFW is leaking again...

[–]ohdoylerulez90 1 point2 points ago

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As clever as this gif was next to the title, the gif has greatly put me in a bad mood. Wow, fuck that gif.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

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This is the first privacy policy I clicked "I agree" on and wasn't lying.

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[–]superjammit 1 point2 points ago

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ok, so I had this playing in the background as I loaded and watched this image. Totally appropriate music.

Baby goat learning to jump. _^ - [0:42] (youtube.com) submitted 14 hours ago by Seshogamer to videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3WEEIeSUQ

[–]raymendx 1 point2 points ago

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I still don't know what eating chicken has to do with not reading.