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[–]hannahalexia 98 points99 points ago

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How many times is he gonna drop that thing? Get a wrist strap dude.

[–]redlightnetherlands 41 points42 points ago

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After the 18th time, you can see the police come in and arrest him.

[–]marseer 7 points8 points ago

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This is from the intro to a tv show, and I would always watch the intro when my gf was watching the show, just to get to see him drop it again. With the sounds it's even better!

[–]BricksWereShat -1 points0 points ago

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[–]BilliardKing 2 points3 points ago

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That's three years in reddit time.

[–]string97bean 71 points72 points ago

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The arm twitch is the best...

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Like a tiny "ow."

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely heard an oof when it hit.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I haven't noticed that...poor little guy :(

[–]mxbR 173 points174 points ago

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Parenting Level: Turtle.

[–]teabean 8 points9 points ago

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this made me laugh way too hard. have an upvote.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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I don't even get it but I upvoted.

[–]mxbR 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks anyways, LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK :)

[–]e-kul -1 points0 points ago

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Repost level - OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!

[–]somethingnuetral 107 points108 points ago

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Lucky that phone wasn't a Nokia...

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

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[–]soulsonicfunk 34 points35 points ago

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Would've went straight through the lil munchkin

[–]esrever 27 points28 points ago

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The baby died all the way. Its hollow glass skeleton was shattered into one thousand tiny shards and was instantly slain. It is just too bad that babies are made from glass, what a cruel and unusual world we live in.

[–]Undertow_Jambi 65 points66 points ago

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This scares me more than it should, because the kid's probably fine, but seeing a newborn have something dropped on it gives me a real panicky feeling.

[–]Wizzlebee 35 points36 points ago

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Don't worry, babies are surprisingly durable.

[–]fysu 38 points39 points ago

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Don't worry, babies are surprisingly edible.

FTFY

[–]MildlyInnapropriate 62 points63 points ago

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HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY IS AN ATHEIST

[–]MildlySurprised 8 points9 points ago

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Well, that's a little innapropr-oh...

[–]Anacoluthia 8 points9 points ago

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I'm imagining you two follow each other around like a comedy duo...

[–]superatheist95 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]NSNick -5 points-4 points ago

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Don't worry, babies are surprisingly delible.

[–]Papie 0 points1 point ago

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What? no!

'Shake Shake' And it's over.

[–]spambat -1 points0 points ago

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I felt this way too. It must be normal feeling.

[–]sp00kyd00m 18 points19 points ago

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Ohhhhh man. If that was me and my wife saw it happen, i would go ahead and punch myself in the face.

[–]jdk 2 points3 points ago

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You definitely have a future in literature.

[–]Angeeclectic 5 points6 points ago

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For those wondering: It's from a reality show called "one born ever minute", the baby was perfectly fine after.

[–]yParticle 7 points8 points ago

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[–]teabean 11 points12 points ago

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DID THE PHONE SURVIVE?

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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YES YES, ITS FINE!

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

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it's

[–]Br0keNw0n 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know why, but I found this absolutely hilarious. Kind of feel bad now.

[–]DurDurDoerz 2 points3 points ago

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I love it's little arm twitch

[–]Proclaim_the_Name 2 points3 points ago

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Props to the guy for missing the babie's face.

[–]kingdavecako 2 points3 points ago

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"Fuck! Honey, get the Windex. I spilled my fucking coffee on the baby."

[–]cantdenyit718[S] 13 points14 points ago

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The baby is fine. Stop crying.

[–]spambat 6 points7 points ago

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What is this liquid coming out of my eyes??

[–]jdk 4 points5 points ago

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What is this liquid coming out of the baby's ears??

[–]Pantsformers 0 points1 point ago

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Raspberry jam!

[–]LarryBirdFlu 4 points5 points ago

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hahah! Just woke my girlfriend due to my inability to contain my laughter. I could watch that clip all day long!

[–]Minored 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Wheezy waiter ?

[–]JollyLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Fat Mac?

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]tier19345 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god was that a Nokia? Poor child!

[–]the_nun 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously dude, your man card should be revoked. Those things have soft skeletons.

[–]sandandsoda 12 points13 points ago

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they have soft skeletons for a reason, they don't break as easily as adults, and all the cartilage stays soft for the journey through birth

[–]theclownbaby 3 points4 points ago

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Mac?

[–]swisspassport 2 points3 points ago

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I also thought Mac as well. This looks like part of an episode if he was to father a child.

[–]civilian11214 1 point2 points ago

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Source?

[–]Raisikricka 0 points1 point ago

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It took me two or three loops to realize that wasn't a chicken.

[–]bmontoya87 0 points1 point ago

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wasn't this on tv?

[–]angrystarfish 0 points1 point ago

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nice, off to a great start bro

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the dad looks up at the video being taken... "yeah... they caught that..."

[–]FallingSlowlyFaster 0 points1 point ago

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i am going to hell for laughing at this..... =o

[–]SaggyMeatCurtains 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed a lot longer at this then I should have

[–]27m 0 points1 point ago

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wow thats bad

[–]itsthematrixdood 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man this is awesome! Sending this to the gf right now

[–]rofldestoyer 0 points1 point ago

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Fake. He is obviously using the force to pick the phone up off the baby, and then playing it in reverse to make it look like he is dropping it.

[–]slowbicycle -1 points0 points ago

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Is that fat Mac?

[–]sandandsoda -1 points0 points ago

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i also thought this.

[–]Qx2J -4 points-3 points ago

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Baby is lucky that wasn't a nokia.

[–]Scar_ -5 points-4 points ago*

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I should not have laughed at this nearly as much as I did.

EDIT: I've accepted my fate, good job I don't actually care about karma.