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[–]alexjames21 11 points12 points ago

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Why is Steve Jobs killing a walrus?

[–]Knale 2 points3 points ago

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You motherfucker. I had that response word for word in my head when I clicked to comments. Well Played.

[–]KajiKaji 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was George Lucas standing in front of Jabba the Hut at first glance...

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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The only thing Steve Jobs is killing is the walrus's reception.

[–]wisewizard -2 points-1 points ago

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I know right! must be some early childhood trauma.

[–]Limedilligaf2 2 points3 points ago

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Brilliant!

[–]dontmutemeplz 1 point2 points ago

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Would this actually work in real life?

[–]aamers 1 point2 points ago

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poor walrus never stood a chance

[–]MikeCereal 1 point2 points ago

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i gotta know if there's more comics by this guy.

[–]queendraconis 1 point2 points ago

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I actually feel sad now. D:

[–]ACatInAHat 1 point2 points ago

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nobody wants to be a fuc*ing walrus!

[–]mustnagLOVER 0 points1 point ago

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Gosh dang it, I came here to say this. ah well, at least someone else watches robbaz

[–]FishBonePendant 3 points4 points ago

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[–]excellent_orange 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST!

[–]WalrusInMySheets 0 points1 point ago

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HEY! NO!

[–]paulcambridge 0 points1 point ago

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That just made me sad

[–]explodr 0 points1 point ago

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Could come in handy...

[–]Xenxe 0 points1 point ago

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this should be a skyrim kill animation with horkers.

[–]SergeantWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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As a commanding officer in the Walrus army, I am appalled that you have found our one weakness. We must have a breach.

[–]terriblegamer 0 points1 point ago

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this made me giggle. one upvote for you.

[–]jujukicks 0 points1 point ago

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OR take away it's bacon.....