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[–]kentaror 84 points85 points ago

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Its weird how fickle I am. When there's a repost I haven't seen before I think: calm down guys, I got to see some new humorousness and the only expense is that this gentleman got a few upvotes. But when its a repost I have seen: GTFO THE INTERNET ASS HOLE. My civility is very conditional...

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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This one is particularly special because it was originally posted like this, made the frontpage, then posted with a 9gag watermark, made the frontpage, and now it's back again.

[–]Kuina 6 points7 points ago

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Feel the same way.

Repost I haven't seen? New to me.

Old repost, GTFO.

[–]evanthesquirrel 3 points4 points ago

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Both those are reposts I've seen. Downvote. RAWR.

[–]WMDistraction 0 points1 point ago

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I generally go, "OH, hey, I've seen this before." Conditionally, I may go, "Really?" if it was posted within the last 24 - 48 hours. I'm a fairly apathetic person, especially when it comes to site-specific Internet currency.

[–]brownrain 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on how long its been since I've seen it though. Haven't seen this in a while, therefore less pissed off.

[–]BricksWereShat 25 points26 points ago

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Oh this is completely new and hasn't been on the front page in like, ever!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ben26 5 points6 points ago

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its new to me, go fuck yourselves

[–]knowledgeispower1 2 points3 points ago

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amen

[–]soghey 3 points4 points ago

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Cool frame bro.

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 2 points3 points ago

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RES tag: Reposting Reposter

[–]livevil999 0 points1 point ago

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This is probably the best reason to tag people I've ever heard.

[–]Wafflepwn_syrup 1 point2 points ago

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A repost? I don't get it . .

[–]king_cherokee 1 point2 points ago

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Repost

[–]PoppinPez 37 points38 points ago

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If you listen really closely, you can hear the faint sound of a repost.

[–]Pointsoutyourreposts 146 points147 points ago

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Hi repost complainer, I thought you might like to look at your link which was a repost at the time you posted it!

I don't remember... 19 days ago by You

Pretty proud of this one 1 month ago by Cocktails365

Sonic the Derphog 1 month ago by Sanspoint

How I played... 1 month ago by CSI_Kirby

You are now officially not allowed to ever point out whether or not a submission is a repost unless you specify that you condone and support reposts! Thank you and have a great day!

[–]Doctor_Kitten 22 points23 points ago

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You... I like you.

[–]FyreFlimflam 21 points22 points ago

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I am nominating you for Batman of Reddit.

[–]Pointsoutyourreposts 11 points12 points ago

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Can I still be the Spiderman of Facebook though?

[–]Brewbird 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Slackyjr 3 points4 points ago

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the hero Reddit deserves!

[–]jackbndt 5 points6 points ago

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Fantastic! Can we clone you?

[–]PoppinPez 38 points39 points ago

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Touché.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for being cool about it.

[–]Seife 4 points5 points ago

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you are like the batman of reddit. Not official police (mods) but still fighting crime. How are your parents doing ?

[–]Pointsoutyourreposts 19 points20 points ago

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Someone killed them for reposting. It turned out later that he was a reposter himself. I've set out to exact justice over annoying hypocrites ever since!

[–]covertskippy55 0 points1 point ago

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You sir, are amazing, i hope you continue to do this and put more posters to well deserved shame. I bid you good luck.

[–]pooooooooo 15 points16 points ago

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at least he took out the 9gag watermark

[–]TharSheVotes 40 points41 points ago

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I can hear Andrewsmith1986 making an unfunny comment and karmanaut being a bad mod.

[–]con_orb 12 points13 points ago

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Its just a repost. I don't get it

[–]pepg 4 points5 points ago

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its too soon.

[–]darth-tom 3 points4 points ago

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Now?

[–]pepg 2 points3 points ago

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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOW!

[–]says_yes 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]darth-tom -2 points-1 points ago

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You're just sayin' that.

[–]Lemonface 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, I'm pretty sure this was the very first caption for this meme.

[–]WackyWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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There it is again. The repost is a frightful creature. Its silently mimics its prey.

[–]ddddave 3 points4 points ago

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I'm glad it was reposted because I've never seen it before. My wife is pissed at me because my laughter woke her up.

[–]haux 9 points10 points ago

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First time I've seen this. Eat shit and die, all.

[–]joelwna 3 points4 points ago

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I agree, havent seen it before. If its a repost just press back and get on with it. Dont need to fill all the comments up with this is a repost shit.

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

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I am behind you on this. DON'T TURN AROUND...

[–]FishBonePendant 5 points6 points ago

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FUCK YOU REPOSTER!!!

[–]NonPermissive -1 points0 points ago

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It's been a long time since I've seen a comment like this get upvoted. Not since Reddiquette was edited to condemn complaints about reposts. Maybe things are finally looking up.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 2 points3 points ago

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Then they vomit it up and eat the vomit. For dogs, that's way too normal.

[–]KillaPeas 0 points1 point ago

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If you say so master.

[–]kvte 1 point2 points ago

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Long hair don't care that this is a repost. Dogs in glasses are always welcome.

[–]aoeu00 1 point2 points ago

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The glasses make it legit.

[–]maomao2000 1 point2 points ago

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Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

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[–]apesoulja 1 point2 points ago

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HA!!!! Dogs in glasses man, what a wonderfull world

[–]correct_spelling 1 point2 points ago

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*wonderful

[–]PraiseBuddha 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe your world is wonderful, but his world is fulled with wonder!

[–]NickGraves 0 points1 point ago

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God that dog is cute.

[–]ltra1n 0 points1 point ago

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I have always wholeheartedly agreed with Mr. Dog here.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm definitely burnt out on it. There's really not that much scat porn out there on the web, ultimately.

Also, http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pbq08/two_girls_one_pup/

[–]Alzog 0 points1 point ago

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That's hilarious because in dog culture it is natural to eat poop, that of a fellow friend, or your own as well. We can not understand the recycling process some animals endure. But if we did, our Universe would never be the same. Would all be glad to poop.

[–]sleeplessone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]felix99 0 points1 point ago

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Repost or not that is brilliant. Up vote for you sir.

[–]edfriedrice 0 points1 point ago

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what breed of dog is this ?!?!? :D

[–]meghonsolozar -2 points-1 points ago

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two girls. one pup.

[–]tcrouch 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]x5h21q2 0 points1 point ago

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This is the funniest thing ever!

[–]BlackZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

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Allow me to say Repost. And tell you to go die.

[–]NickConrad -1 points0 points ago

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Looks just like Joe Scarborough

[–]winterspoon -4 points-3 points ago

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well, i hear this is a repost, but i haven't seen it before, (and i chuckled), so upvote....

[–]pennyarcade -2 points-1 points ago

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Shut the fuck up please

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[–]Pointsoutyourreposts 30 points31 points ago

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Hi repost complainer, I thought you might like to look at your link which was a repost at the time you posted it!

My all time... 10 days ago by You

Sweeet 2 months ago by Aminizinum

You are now officially not allowed to ever point out whether or not a submission is a repost unless you specify that you condone and support reposts! Thank you and have a great day!

[–]AdjutantStormy -1 points0 points ago

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RE-FUCKING-POST.

[–]theddubster -1 points0 points ago

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Two girls one pup

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[–]correct_spelling 0 points1 point ago

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*Thanks

[–]specialk3 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ashamed. Post deleted.

[–]Merendino -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck the haters, I've never seen this before, and subsequently, laughed my ass off.

[–]JonOstermanQ -3 points-2 points ago

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THANK YOU FOR THE REPOST! :'D

[–]JonOstermanQ 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, DOWN VOTES! OH NO, THE KARMA! WHAT WOULD I EVER DO WITHOUT IT!?

[–]beardquake -3 points-2 points ago

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Haven't seen before, found very funny...UPVOTE, thank you person who allowed me to laugh and don't worry about all those, others...