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[–]andrewsmith1986 46 points47 points ago

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I feel like Ned Flanders.

I never thought I'd say that.

[–]DoWhile 9 points10 points ago

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Are you wearing nothing at all? Nothing at all? Nothing at all?

[–]swuboo 3 points4 points ago

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No, it just feels that way.

[–]meowmeo 4 points5 points ago

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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First cat related post I've upvoted.

[–]rooftoptile 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I already have you tagged as "hates cats." Why would that be?

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

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Because I hate cats.

Why do I have you tagged as "touches kids"?

[–]rooftoptile 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I have no fucking clue, that better be sarcasm.

[–]CederDUDE22 1 point2 points ago

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I have you tagged as "Has No Butt."

I haven't a clue as to why.

[–]CannedBeef 0 points1 point ago

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Because kids like to sit on rooftops.

[–]emelecfan2048 1 point2 points ago

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Why do I have you tagged as "brokedick"?

[–]andrewsmith1986 6 points7 points ago

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Same reason I have you tagged as "touches children"

[–]emelecfan2048 9 points10 points ago

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...Well, this is awkward.

[–]feilen 1 point2 points ago

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Tags updated, thanks.

[–]radiorock9 1 point2 points ago

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YOURE THE TYRANT!1 GRAB YOUR TORCHES /B/ROTHERS, THIS MAN IS A REPUBLI..... I MEANT B/R/­OTHERS!

[–]Finaltidus 0 points1 point ago

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you are tagged as "fucking weird", i think it holds.

[–]swuboo 0 points1 point ago

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Must've been one helluvan evening.

[–]attackzac21 1 point2 points ago

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yeah I have him tagged as broke his dick on my wooden penis?

[–]Kelvara -3 points-2 points ago

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Why the hell do people always have to bring up their stupid tags for him?

No one cares. We get, he posts a lot, says stuff that makes you want to tag him, shut the fuck up about it.

[–]Fake-Subreddit 4 points5 points ago

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Someone needs to pay a visit to /r/AngryUsers.

[–]emelecfan2048 0 points1 point ago

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Calm down. I was actually curious and wanted to know why it was there. Now, get your panties out of a bunch and enjoy reddit.

[–]Kelvara -3 points-2 points ago

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Then send him a message. Every single front page thread where he posts is full of people going "I have you tagged as hates cats hurr durr." Or just stop tagging people with pointless stuff.

[–]emelecfan2048 -1 points0 points ago

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Or just mind your own fucking business and stop taking a website so seriously. I'm sorry I don't follow one reddit user enough to know how everybody responds to him. Maybe you should get out more often, it might make you less aggravated about a simple reddit comment.

[–]Kelvara -1 points0 points ago

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Mind my business and stop taking things seriously? Did you take a course in arguing in middle school? I can't imagine a more pathetic set of insults unless perhaps you had told me to grow up.

[–]emelecfan2048 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not trying to argue with you. You're sitting here talking about being pathetic as you start shit over the internet. I do have a question for you though. Does that neck beard itch?

[–]Kelvara -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah, the last resort. You have stunned me with your fantastic set of insults.

[–]emelecfan2048 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm done arguing with a child. Have a good night.

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[–]andrewsmith1986 1 point2 points ago

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I believe that it was removed because /r/politics is US politics only. I asked one of the mods earlier if it would be ok but I should have asked all of them.

[–]Describe 6 points7 points ago

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I don't see any cat posts on the front page. Am I doing it wrong?

[–]maku450 5 points6 points ago

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As someone who isn't subscibed to /r/aww, I can say I don't see very many cat posts.

[–]Dr_Dippy[S] 4 points5 points ago

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You do find cats everywhere though, just not in as high a concentration

[–]cakes -1 points0 points ago

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not really. the only time i see cat posts is when someone post some dumb shit like this.

[–]Minored 5 points6 points ago

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I would not be surprised if most of the cat posts on reddit are about how reddit is obsessed with cats.

[–]lithicreductionist 8 points9 points ago

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whats with all the cats? i mean... seriously. why?

[–]Anindoorcat 8 points9 points ago

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because kitty :3

[–]james_friggin_bond 0 points1 point ago

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THATS WHAT IM SAYING!

[–]desert_wombat 2 points3 points ago

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"The karma train doesn't come by here much anymore..."

[–]raydelmundo 2 points3 points ago

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its funny that the gif is from a german tv station the sign in the right upper corner is from ProSieben

[–]jlindenbaum 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

[–]rahmspinat 0 points1 point ago

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you're not =)

[–]castorshell13 1 point2 points ago

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She's giving him Toxoplasma Gondii o.O

[–]Timmcd 1 point2 points ago

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As a Christian on Reddit, I am -ALWAYS- having cats thrown out of me!

[–]Doctor0Doctors 1 point2 points ago

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[–]isotope123 0 points1 point ago

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That's awesome.

[–]sndwsn 1 point2 points ago

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Would be more accurate if ned caught them and threw upvotes back

[–]PhillOS 1 point2 points ago

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Nice repost btw..

[–]WillPhotoshop4Karma 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because gif.

[–]fuckingfreezinginfin 1 point2 points ago

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cats thrown at christians - hum… a nice remix

[–]citationmustang 1 point2 points ago

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Manic-eyed, frazzled folk flinging cats after christians. Sounds about right

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[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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Creepy looking

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[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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yes!

[–]maitaiyumyum 1 point2 points ago

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i use filtereddit to hide anything that has cat/kitty/etc. in the title, and I STILL get irritated with the number of cat posts

[–]ripvanfish 1 point2 points ago

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I'm high and this made me like ridiculously, stupid happy.

[–]oneeyedpenguin 2 points3 points ago

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I posted this earlier this year. endless source of karma

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[–]joeythelesser 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe not, but the right amount or reposts when you watch for long enough.

[–]Sundevil13 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, Simpsons did it.

[–]bokbok 0 points1 point ago

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AHAHAHA. Just found out I am allergic to cats. Downvote all the cats!

[–]SavingRoundRock 0 points1 point ago

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As in it repeats itself endlessly?

[–]ninetails593 0 points1 point ago

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A crazy person throwing things at Christians? Sounds about right.

[–]illogicalexplanation 0 points1 point ago

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This is the episode where Flanders is looking to rent out a room and he ends up picking two co-ed girls from the local college who star in online porn, unbeknownst to him, in his guest room.

Cat lady is rejected as a suitable tenant after answering Flanders' rule regarding no pets with the response seen in this gif.

[–]ifuckwithnades 0 points1 point ago

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throwing pussy around like it's going out of style...

[–]reallywhitekid 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't we be catching the cats?

[–]Dafrick 0 points1 point ago

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i want to make another account to to upvote this again

[–]iakhre 0 points1 point ago

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Ned's better at dodging than Bush Jr.!

[–]f3tch 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the Internet? The inter net is just videos of pussies. Some are in different context.

[–]aliendItalia 0 points1 point ago

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where are the boots?

[–]TonyWeiss 0 points1 point ago

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how do I give this a billion upvotes?

[–]loopuleasa 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up, Pinkie Pie

[–]im12whatisthis 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck does my EX have to do with Reddit?

[–]nzumbe 0 points1 point ago

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Pro Sieben. :/

[–]shmeerbert 0 points1 point ago

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So fucking true

[–]s-mores 0 points1 point ago

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Got to love how happy she looks.

[–]SkeazyPotatoes 0 points1 point ago

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Do most redditors avoid cat posts?

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

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Only on reddit I don't dodge the cats, I upvote them!

[–]mouse_lingerer 0 points1 point ago

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Throwing cats at christians

[–]CoolMcDouche -1 points0 points ago

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Yep. Way too many pictures of cats and other stuff related to cats.

[–]4packed -1 points0 points ago

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Im so glad I'm not the only one sick of all the cats.