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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Solid bi-weekly repost.

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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I hear there are some people who might actually be into that.

[–]Nifkin 0 points1 point ago

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Lol bitch must've eaten a 10 strip

[–]Nifkin 0 points1 point ago

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In other news, there was a guy at a music festival last year (Don't remember which one; I didn't go, this is all 3rd party.) who was twacked the fuck out on all kinds of shit and went in to a porta-potty. He came out 20 minutes later naked and covered in shit and was like running around screaming a bunch of crazy shit. People were trying to catch him but he was covered in shit and piss so no one wanted to touch the guy, so they eventually got high-powered water hoses and kind of corralled him into a corner behind the porta-potties and threw a tarp on him and carried him off.

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