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[–]Rerellison 49 points50 points ago

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...not to completely ruin this joke, but John Mayer was intentionally being awkward and white. =(

[–]Thydamine 22 points23 points ago

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It's a good thing you didn't ruin the joke just now.

...

Joke ruiner.

[–]u8eR 8 points9 points ago

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[–]greaterthanthree -5 points-4 points ago

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I have way more respect for John Mayer after seeing this video.

His music still sucks though.

[–]mialbowy 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously, the op feels intentionally awkward and white when with his black friends.

Some people just can't understand a joke.

[–]Jtownsend 0 points1 point ago

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RES Tag: Buzzkillington, the 1st.

[–]prevaricate -3 points-2 points ago

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nah, he just is awkward and white.

[–]jggm2009 5 points6 points ago

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Thats how I feel with my white friends!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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White people do this... Black people do that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SyAfDWFs6Q

[–]OppositeImage 10 points11 points ago

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Pro-tip: if you wish to execute a flawless high five always look at the other persons elbow, not their hand. Never fails. I do not know why.

[–]mattymck 5 points6 points ago

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its because the elbow will give away where your hand is going, while looking at their hand you only know where their hand IS not where its going TYL

[–]FalafelRaptor 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. That satisfying "clap" sound. Every time.

[–]coma420 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, you raised your arm, I figured you wanted a hug.... hug

[–]2_eyed_cyclops 1 point2 points ago

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is that John Mayer?

[–]ltdragon 1 point2 points ago

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yeo.. and kanye west... its teken from a behind the scene on their song "bittersweet"

[–]Pretty_Insignificant 1 point2 points ago

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LOL IT'S FUNNY CUZ WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T BE COOL LIKE BLACK PEOPLE XD

[–]macgruberkfbr392 0 points1 point ago

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there is nothing more awkward than a messed up handshake greeting

[–]shhhhhhhhh 0 points1 point ago

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when I see a highfive coming, I pre-emptively respond with a wave.

[–]kentaror 0 points1 point ago

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He just had to use his judo to disarm him before going in for the hug... black people can be dangerous...

[–]Watsons 0 points1 point ago

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I feel with my hands.

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

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I'm so white, that's how I am with my white friends, too.

[–]michaelbro 0 points1 point ago

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[–]funq -1 points0 points ago

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Casually browsing reddit while listening to John. Already checked most of /r/music links. No John mayer there (He is my favourite musician) and browsing top pages. Look what popped up! :D Made my day ^

[–]Snitters12 0 points1 point ago

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love that guy. so much.

[–]theredskull 0 points1 point ago

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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_z-shZL1KU

Go back and listen to daughters bitches.

[–]GrandChawhee 0 points1 point ago

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Listen, white people, just relax and be yourselves. I hate it when my white friends act all awkward when I come around. Awkward? Just own it. We're all awkward in different situations.

[–]pendomatic 0 points1 point ago

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wife: "he's such a tool." me: laughing "but he's so much more the just a tool." wife: "a fucking wrench."

[–]thinksitsabouthim 0 points1 point ago

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haha excellent gif! the folks are going to love that

[–]chempac -1 points0 points ago

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He's a gay fish.

[–]kruksog -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]GrandChawhee -3 points-2 points ago*

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People still give high fives? ಠ_ಠ

Based on all the downvotes, white people must really take their high fives seriously. Damn.

[–]zzaman -1 points0 points ago

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YUP.