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[–]Mattycakes802 126 points127 points ago

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This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested that we eat out.

[–]xcforlife 18 points19 points ago

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just go with it

[–]asul1026 15 points16 points ago

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wonder if it's "all u can eat"?

[–]fan_22 18 points19 points ago

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I wonder if its "finger licking good?"

[–]AAlexanderK 11 points12 points ago

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Things can get sloppy in that cafeteria.

[–]mcham420 5 points6 points ago

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I've heard the best Muff-alettas in town!

[–]Secrete_Persona 11 points12 points ago

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I do likes me a good taco.

[–]bhermit 4 points5 points ago

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This post is rather suspicious or as I like to say, fishy.

[–]dances_w_vowels 2 points3 points ago

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How would you like your eggs?

[–]ENTP 2 points3 points ago

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Scrambled, then fertilized.

[–]Dontfeedthebears 0 points1 point ago

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at least you are in the fucking building.

[–]Da_Grammar_Police_Yo 2 points3 points ago

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  • It's

  • finger-licking

[–]Anna_Namoose 0 points1 point ago

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It is. And you should see that spread...

[–]BaqAttaq 4 points5 points ago

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Clean your plate and do the dishes...

[–]oligobop 5 points6 points ago

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You forgot to toss the salad.

[–]jonny_toronto 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong department.

[–]Stevenomics 1 point2 points ago

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I don't remember hospital food being THAT good.

[–]skerfuffle 0 points1 point ago

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it's what she thought you meant. nothing but let downs.

[–]FreePeteRose 0 points1 point ago

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Y

[–]dnbVice 0 points1 point ago

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we got a winner, that's a wrap guys.

[–]Kaylag 51 points52 points ago

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Anyone else think it says lol at the end?

[–]u8eR 11 points12 points ago

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Gynaecology

Restaurant lOl!

[–]Rottendog 5 points6 points ago

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Actually i thought this must be a teaching Hospital.

Gynaecology

Restaurant 101

[–]Da_Grammar_Police_Yo 2 points3 points ago

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  • Actually,

[–]Rottendog 0 points1 point ago

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I kept waiting for more. Then I saw my mistake...awww.

[–]Mihanni 0 points1 point ago

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Or the title of a Community episode.

[–]mike413 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking speculum.

[–]kuo2002 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a dining plate or a big vagina?

[–]flight404 6 points7 points ago

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[–]davep85 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing.

[–]clockworkdiamond 0 points1 point ago

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I was just going to post that. I thought it actually did when I first glanced at it.

[–]mrmolecularbiology 0 points1 point ago

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came here for this, was not disappointed.

[–]whocares2021 17 points18 points ago

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I was disappointed by the blue waffles.

[–]Jackmack65 0 points1 point ago

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God DAMMIT I showed up to Reddit a full hour late. I came here to post that very statement.

[–]keith_weaver -1 points0 points ago

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I hurled in my mouth.

[–]Stormdancer 9 points10 points ago

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Poorly planned?

Or perfectly planned.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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The tuna is good today.

[–]RobBobLoblaw 39 points40 points ago

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The food is pretty good, but the customer cervix is lacking.

[–]cyberslick188 3 points4 points ago

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I think we should cuntinue this conversation elsewhere.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Great assmosphere though.

[–]KingPhine 3 points4 points ago

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You were thinking of the Proctology Bistro, that's located in the Rear Wing

[–]vimfan 0 points1 point ago

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Wrong department

[–]TharSheVotes 0 points1 point ago

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No! No karma! No es beuno!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that the humor difference between "customer cervix" and "great assmosphere" on reddit is enormous. Go figure.

[–]drbooberry 0 points1 point ago

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i hear the pie is good too.

[–]TheHawkk 14 points15 points ago

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You can head in one direction and eat two kinds of tacos.

[–]comrade_leviathan 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you can do that at any kind of taco restau... oh nevermind.

[–]scottAD 0 points1 point ago

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I kindly thank you for not putting a link to it here.

[–]old_righty 0 points1 point ago

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You can head out & do that.

[–]PretendDr 4 points5 points ago

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The best place to eat out.

[–]Lampmonster1 15 points16 points ago

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Free Jolly Rancher with every meal.

[–]internetloser 4 points5 points ago

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Oh god, I wish I didn't get this reference.

[–]avenx 3 points4 points ago

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I was going to look it up, but I suppose I will not, now.

[–]amandahh 1 point2 points ago

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Same.

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

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Lets put cough drops in our butt-holes and play vidya games.

[–]sploogeannomatron 0 points1 point ago

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I wish people would stop bringing this up... You're not grossed out, you just want karma and for the rest of us to roll our eyes and downvote. We need more eye-rollers.

[–]Timbo2702 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]glatts 2 points3 points ago

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r/funny please!

[–]Mrubuto 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kometes 2 points3 points ago

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Don't eat the crab dip! -- Troy

[–]odd_one 4 points5 points ago

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i'm sure the roast beef is excellent.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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A.K.A. "dining at the Y".

[–]herpz 1 point2 points ago

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I bet they sell fur burgers

[–]Djugdish 1 point2 points ago

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With extra mayo

[–]bravoredditbravo 1 point2 points ago

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I like that the silverware and plate add a sneaky LOL. ^ o^

[–]bacon11 1 point2 points ago

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There's something fishy about this...

[–]Sor89 1 point2 points ago

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The thing about hospital food is that it always smells fishy.

[–]RobTheBuilderMA 1 point2 points ago

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Well I guess today we'll be puts on sunglasses Eating out. Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh.

[–]d3dsh33p 1 point2 points ago

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And this is why im unsubscribing from wtf

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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*Tip toe through the alley and

Tip toe through your life

You still got it coming

Be it gun be it knife

Next thing you know

You're eating hospital food*

-Eels, 1998 Hospital Food

[–]beeng11 1 point2 points ago

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Let's eat out tonight

[–]Matrinka 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad everything there tastes like fish.

[–]MFchimichanga 0 points1 point ago

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Hehehe giggity

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

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The plate and utensils are the perfect touch.

[–]Moatman 0 points1 point ago

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Just what you need to relax at a hospital, some nice cold Pabst-beer...

[–]CamoAnimal 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else notice the dishes look like "lol"? At least they have a sense of humor.

[–]jxj24 0 points1 point ago

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Now Open: Self-serve Sushi bar

[–]WesTheMage 0 points1 point ago

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Because vaginas.

[–]SpoutsLazyOpinions 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AverageAlien 0 points1 point ago

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Oooooooh! Do they have crab?! I LOVE crab!

[–]Jarman81 0 points1 point ago

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Is it buffet?

[–]Ruddiver 0 points1 point ago

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I'll have the roast beef, please

[–]Bimp 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmmm, Jolly Ranchers.

[–]Vollke 0 points1 point ago

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Worked at a cafeteria in a hospital for about a year. only had my choice of the leftovers ಠ_ಠ

[–]omegaweapon 0 points1 point ago

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eating pussy since 1967

[–]XtReMe98 0 points1 point ago

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As a hospital employee... Verified....

[–]bunnygurl 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take a cunt tartar and some clit nibble chips.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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twat grub

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if they've got Jolly Ranchers....

[–]Vespasianus 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take the cunnilinguini. Hold the sauce.

[–]Awesome-O415 0 points1 point ago

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Now that I think about it last time I was in the hospital my "steak" did taste like diseased pussy

[–]twan398 0 points1 point ago

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SAY WORD!

[–]MacaroniMidler 0 points1 point ago

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Bagel with a pap schmear

[–]ChocolateMeoww 0 points1 point ago

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As somebody who worked in hospital food service for two and a half years, I can honestly say that the the Pregnant and Postpartum women are by far the hungriest. So in fact, this is a pretty decent idea.

[–]ItAteEverybody 0 points1 point ago

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"So anyway I was saying to Jerry in oncology, I was saying...you know what we should grab something to eat...I told him that...goddammit! Pussy again?!"

[–]Bio1337 0 points1 point ago

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I actually got food poisoning from hospital food once... Talk about irony.

[–]edwartica 0 points1 point ago

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I've eaten at the hospital enough to know that food poisoning is pretty easy to get from the hospital cafeteria.

[–]brewtalizer 0 points1 point ago

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I heard the spread is delicious.

[–]GenericOnlineName 0 points1 point ago

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Yum.

Fish tacos.

[–]Slow281 0 points1 point ago

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Colonel Angus' favorite restaurant.

[–]m4rkies 0 points1 point ago

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A true seafood buffet!

[–]gravitybomb123 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure that place has seen a blue waffle or two...

[–]MasterBalls 0 points1 point ago

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This is the Ulster hospital Isn't it? I was on placement there last week and thought the exact same thing!

[–]itseasymmmmmkay 0 points1 point ago

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...what?

[–]freddred 0 points1 point ago

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Ah dining at the "Y".

[–]RacingAxe 0 points1 point ago

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Hey is that Yale New Haven ??

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

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Yum!?!

[–]sl33tbl1nd 0 points1 point ago

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So... Which hospital is this? For... Research. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[–]sp00kyd00m -1 points0 points ago

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I think its either Emory or Dekalb Medical Center

[–]CR0SBO 0 points1 point ago

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Was there last week, rather awkward walking past all the women coming the other way, all with a funny walk and their heads down.

[–]Gmoney68 0 points1 point ago

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Do you need a reservation or is it easy to get in there?

[–]epidermius 0 points1 point ago

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I'M EATING OUT!

[–]epidermius 0 points1 point ago

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really ? fuck you reddit. NO KARMA FOR LIFE

[–]avenx 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think restaurants are allowed to serve beaver.

[–]Alexcellent 0 points1 point ago

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COOTER CHOWDOWN!

[–]doug6hayden 0 points1 point ago

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I like my pussy bloody. lmfao

[–]edwartica 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard of eating pussy, but this is ridiculous!

[–]navanac_jack 0 points1 point ago

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I heard their tuna is great.

[–]Elaquidor 0 points1 point ago

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This is the ulster hospital in Belfast isn't it? I saw this sign recently and fucking nearly choked to death on my own laughter

[–]Gemcat74[S] 1 point2 points ago

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sure is lol, I couldn't pass it by!

[–]Elaquidor 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it! Thanks for clarifying! Would have driven me mad wondering =P

[–]rahtin 0 points1 point ago

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I love sushi!

[–]caffinated_logic 0 points1 point ago

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specializing in serving fish and beaver dishes

[–]Exstatic-dog 0 points1 point ago

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Is this in Falkirk?

[–]hdbngr15 0 points1 point ago

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THIS SALAD TASTES EXACTLY LIKE PUSSY!

I really hope you guys get this one.

[–]Static_xxx420 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take two please.

[–]poopseverywhere 0 points1 point ago

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I bet the "Slippery When Wet" signs are always out there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, and please, try the fish!

[–]blankey2 0 points1 point ago

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"The engines gynae handle it, Captain!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like how it looks like "llol" at the end

[–]BobbyDuwitz 0 points1 point ago

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That's ridiculous!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the hospital bar.

[–]wubbwubb 0 points1 point ago

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My girl friends is always asking me to take her there.

[–]Haneesh716 0 points1 point ago

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The amazing thing is that the cutlery spells out "loll," which is one to many mistakes for this to be a coincidence.

[–]Awesome-Effex 0 points1 point ago

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Literally... eating out. Bet everythin tastes like chicken in there.

[–]titts_magee 0 points1 point ago

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thats no coincidence they even put "LOLL" next to it" laugh out loud..... umm loudly?

[–]nonoriginalname 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone had the creampie?

[–]clayides 0 points1 point ago

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The utensils look like they say lol.

[–]cygo 0 points1 point ago

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TIL how to spell Gynaecology

[–]craftsy 0 points1 point ago

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Fish tacos! Omnomnomnomnom.

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, I'll have a fish taco, hold the mayo.

[–]ackid38 0 points1 point ago

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wow a great place to try out my Popiel pocket pussy eater.

[–]thomasjs 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure it tastes better than normal hospital food.

[–]ozzylulu 0 points1 point ago

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Yum...is that yeast I smell?

[–]MassTweeter 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to order the blue waffle, please.

[–]finest_jellybean 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the symbols after restaurant spell out lol. I wonder if it was intentional.

[–]snocreature4life 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else mistake,briefly, the fork,plate and knife for "lol"?

[–]VanHagar 0 points1 point ago

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That tasted way worse then it smelled.

--Archer

[–]BigAlyT 0 points1 point ago

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spelled wrong, and a sexual innuendo

[–]Stick_em_Cuh 0 points1 point ago

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WTFOL

[–]jjjam 0 points1 point ago

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Hospital food, want some hospital food, delicious hospital food.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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its a trap

[–]pblokhout 0 points1 point ago

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No top comment about eggs? REDDIT! ಠ_ಠ

[–]spinozasrobot 0 points1 point ago

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I hear the placentacos are excellent

[–]Umdlye 0 points1 point ago

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i think i shouldn't have ordered dumplings

[–]virus89 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ToastQc -2 points-1 points ago

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Atheist's Restaurant! The babies are always fresh!

[–]comrade_leviathan 2 points3 points ago

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Obstetrics ≠ gynecology

[–]sp00kyd00m -1 points0 points ago

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Is this in Atlanta? Dekalb Medical Center? Emory?

[–]Simmons2pntO -2 points-1 points ago

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Gives new meaning to the phrase "eating out"...

[–]thatsfuckingretarded -2 points-1 points ago

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yes. the gynecology ward is in the same direction as the cafeteria. this is fucking retarded.

[–]MadLintElf -3 points-2 points ago*

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Do you think they serve babies?

Edit:thank you Da_Grammar_police_Yo

[–]Da_Grammar_Police_Yo 0 points1 point ago

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  • serve

[–]MadLintElf 0 points1 point ago

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I apologize for my fat fingered ignorance, thank you for the enlightenment!