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How I feel as a German with posts about Germany on the front page right now (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Stemp 154 points155 points ago

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How I feel as a French with posts about France on the front page

[–]buttermouth 308 points309 points ago*

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How I feel as a Pole with a post about Germany and Russia on the front page

[–]shiftyskies 54 points55 points ago

This is the funniest use of a gif I have ever seen. kudos.

[–]trimalchio-worktime 25 points26 points ago

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Isn't that pretty much every day as a Pole?

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

No, this is every day as a pole.

[–]cortesoft 19 points20 points ago

If you are going to be a pole, that is the one to be

[–]Rotze 5 points6 points ago

happy Festivus to you sir

[–]mackpack 7 points8 points ago

I honestly expected this to be a picture of a car thief.

[–]SanguisPura 3 points4 points ago

And this is life as a member of the Polish expatriate community in Australia, since no-one ever gets tired of Australia jokes.

[–]Sprewell15 0 points1 point ago

i think every day as that particular pole is a lot different.

[–]ldunn 0 points1 point ago

That is one fine pole.

[–]xebo -1 points0 points ago

Can someone explain the reference?

[–]meliaesc 15 points16 points ago

History. World Wars. Etc.

[–]shiftyskies 9 points10 points ago

Poland sits directly between germany and russia and has been the battleground spot in many disputes, such as...oh, WWII. Always getting picked on while the big dogs go at it.

[–]violetjoker 8 points9 points ago

Whenever there is a chance Germany or Russia invade Poland.

[–]MonsieurA 32 points33 points ago

"Oh, what a surprise, another surrender joke."

Every. Single. Time.

[–]FreeDirt 8 points9 points ago

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I was definitely waiting for that to move thinking it was a GIF because of the GIF I just saw.

STOP PUSHING I SAID I'LL LEAVE.

[–]Stemp 11 points12 points ago

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Just for you

[–]kraven420 30 points31 points ago

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FTFY

[–]propaglandist 2 points3 points ago

Excuse me - I'd just like to point out that the correct noun for "person from France" is not "French" but rather "Frenchie". ("Frog" is also acceptable. In British English, "one of the damn French" has long been an acceptable synonym.)

[–]lesceptique 1 point2 points ago

said the rosbeef

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    [–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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    Gratz dude Meanwhile, I'm an American and I'm used to being called an asshole all over that front page!

    [–]gosslot 9 points10 points ago

    Do you get exited if there is a post about something about America?

    I just imagined someone sitting in front of his computer clapping like a mad man about all the posts that mention the US.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

    no, its the internet. The only thing that excites people that much is new music, new porn, and....surely something else

    [–]neo1513 5 points6 points ago

    So the thing about being American on the internet, is that you don't feel any different, in that you assume everyone else is American and it is the norm. I think the phrase that extends over to this use is "hetero normative". I think that everyone on the internet is a 18-35 year old white, american, male.

    So stories about America aren't special, hell I feel like stories about Canada are more special because theyre just like us americans except nicer and more peaceful

    [–]itscoldout 3 points4 points ago

    At least you get noticed :(

    [–]Eat_a_Bullet 2 points3 points ago

    Yeah, but a lot of time it's like getting noticed because your dad is a heroin dealer.

    "Hey guys, look at this new great invention or idea or piece of art from America! No wait, don't focus on what that stupid bigot is saying, he's an idiot! Stop looking at our new KFC menu items! SHUT UP RICK SANTORUM!!"

    [–]itscoldout 1 point2 points ago

    Do you get a family discount?

    [–]Eat_a_Bullet 1 point2 points ago

    I will plead the fifth amendment, and decline to answer any questions that might force me to incriminate myself.

    Ha! Take that, non-Americans!

    [–]AcidicSuperSam 1 point2 points ago

    Fuck yeah, 'Merica!

    [–]Ben_Jahmin 81 points82 points ago

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    I'm French and I can never say I feel enthusiastic when posts about France make it to fornt page. I'm usually like "Oh oh what again, what are they making fun of us for again?"

    [–]violetjoker 27 points28 points ago

    Austria, we only make the front page if some girl is hold in a cellar for years.

    [–]KarmaIsForPussies 18 points19 points ago

    I'm pretty sure you're thinking about Australia. Common mistake...

    [–]Horkersaurus 8 points9 points ago

    In Australia that'd be protecting her from the deadly fauna.

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      [–]92648 3 points4 points ago

      Does that story still play in the news?

      [–]violetjoker 7 points8 points ago

      There where two stories.

      But yeah Kampusch is still in the news every now and then at least she tries to be there, the public opinion of her changed quite a lot because she tries to exploit what happened to a point where it's just annoying.

      [–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

      Im a bit daft on names, but is that the older girl's name? Also how has she been exploiting her situation? I imagined shed just stay at a psych ward for a while and then try to live a quiet life.

      [–]violetjoker 2 points3 points ago

      Well the older incident, the second was locked away over a longer time and involved incest and as far as I know she and her kids are in psych ward.

      Kampusch on the other hand became a TV hostess after receiving millions in donations. Then released a book and so on.

      [–]LuridTeaParty 0 points1 point ago

      Oh okay. I was thinking Kampusch was related to the Fritzel case.

      [–]violetjoker 1 point2 points ago

      No Kampusch was 2006.

      [–]Khiva 24 points25 points ago

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      Except when it's America, in which case it's "Oh, what's their problem this time? Oh that's right, everything."

      [–]iforgotmyusername12 60 points61 points ago

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      Seriously you have nothing on America, at this point all we can hope is that we can claim that it happened in another state. "Don't be Texas, don't be Texas. Dang it of course it is Texas where a kindergartener takes a gun to school and shoots himself."

      [–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 23 points24 points ago

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      I think every southerner feels that way about their state. It always seems to be tennessee.

      [–]JonRivers 7 points8 points ago

      In Arkansas we just hope to go unnoticed for the most part. At least we have Clinton.

      [–]Joff_Baratheon 3 points4 points ago

      I'm from Oklahoma and we all think you fuck your cousins. Can you confirm this?

      [–]MinnesotaBlizzard 11 points12 points ago

      I am Minnesotan and I have no idea where I am now

      [–]Joff_Baratheon 1 point2 points ago

      You're in Frothyland!

      [–]cyberratt 2 points3 points ago

      We have a joke that all the trees in Arkansas lean west because Oklahoma sucks. I'll trade you confirmations/denials.

      [–]Zigtastic 2 points3 points ago

      Nope, just your cousin.

      [–]JonRivers 1 point2 points ago

      I can neither confirm nor deny that.

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        [–]colorific 1 point2 points ago

        Every time I see Arkansas in the national news, I cringe. It's never positive.

        [–]I_Regret_This_Post 28 points29 points ago

        Try being Idaho, where every post is either about potatoes or disputing its actual existence

        Edit: after some careful though, nevermind. Idaho isn't a utopia but at least it isn't Tennessee.

        [–]gosslot 6 points7 points ago

        Potatoes vs. Whisky...are you regreting your post yet?

        [–]iamesauce 3 points4 points ago

        He regrets that post.

        [–]Kostanzer 10 points11 points ago

        Tennessee isn't a utopia either, but at least it isn't Idaho.

        [–]I_Regret_This_Post 4 points5 points ago

        Lets just say we both suck and call it good

        [–]Kostanzer 6 points7 points ago

        Agreed. At least we aren't Utah, right?

        [–]alostcause 1 point2 points ago

        As someone not from either one of those states, I'm going to let you know that I think Idaho is better than Tennessee (don't tell Kostanzer). I actually have enjoyed time in Idaho before.

        [–]pakiman47 2 points3 points ago

        which state did you say you were from again?

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          [–]executivemonkey 1 point2 points ago

          Oh God, it was awful when Perry was running for president.

          [–]TheCrownedWolf 0 points1 point ago

          I'm glad that I'm from Indiana. Nobody ever remembers us.

          [–]Phapeu 25 points26 points ago

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          You guys do get a bad rap. I've always liked the French. You're all-right in my book.

          [–]NothingsShocking 4 points5 points ago

          all right? i think tony parkers a leftie.

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            [–]JoshSN 15 points16 points ago

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            Good news for France. Alone, among G-8 nations, the Gini coefficient of France has declined over the last 30 years.

            Everywhere else inequality is getting worse, but not in France.

            To me, that's admirable.

            [–]Butterbemme 7 points8 points ago

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            I think most of that isnt meant serious. I like France. :)

            [–]drekthar 1 point2 points ago

            As a Brit I often feel the same way.

            [–]LOLSTRALIA 1 point2 points ago

            At least your photos aren't upside down.

            [–]jonnywino 1 point2 points ago

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            Any attention is good attention.

            [–]trimalchio-worktime 4 points5 points ago

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            Don't worry, the people making fun of France are morons and don't know about your wine cheese or working healthcare system.

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              [–]yumagamo 14 points15 points ago

              I'm Japanese and when I see a post about my home country on the front page, 50% of the time I can see how it can sound weird to Westerners. And 50% of the time I don't get why you find it ridiculous or why it's even on Reddit.

              [–]Vercingetorixxx 1 point2 points ago

              We don't understand how such pretty girls can be talked into degrading themselves. In western porn it is not as extreme and the girls arent as attractive.

              [–]TheCrownedWolf 0 points1 point ago

              And 50% of the time I don't get why you find it ridiculous or why it's even on Reddit.

              Care to share some examples? I'm curious to know what we're weirded out by that you find normal.

              [–]meomeomeo 53 points54 points ago

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              First check if it's about nazis. If it isn't, clap your hands in front of a macbook.

              [–]FutileTheodicy 66 points67 points ago

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              Germany, Y U SO AWESOME? Sincerely, a jealous Brit.

              [–]ZerFEr 60 points61 points ago

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              You are awesome! Top gear, monty python, the it crowd, etc etc etc

              Thank you for that...

              Sincerely a german

              [–]meditonsin 28 points29 points ago

              Don't forget the Doctor. The Doctor gives them Brits a coolness level of bow ties times fezzes.

              [–]ssshield 20 points21 points ago

              Give them Sherlock and Captain Cook as well.

              [–]FridayNext 24 points25 points ago

              Not to forget these gentlemen

              [–]teuxdeux 15 points16 points ago

              And these gentlemen too...

              [–]stompanie 11 points12 points ago

              There seem to be a lot of gentlemen in Great Britain.

              [–]IaintgotPortal 4 points5 points ago

              Can't...stop...upvoting...

              [–]Quantenhorst 12 points13 points ago

              Also, Harry Potter.

              But yes, Sherlock and the Doctor. So much that.

              [–]ThatGuyYouKindaKnow 9 points10 points ago

              You're like the rich Uncle who keeps his distance. You visit every now and again, showing off your fancy BMW, and boy do we want that sweet ride, but we are blind to your deep self loathing and lack of fun in your busy life. While we slum it out with our friends and wacky social life, we yearn for your money, but you do the same with us. Yearning for that young spark you once had...

              [–]Rhabarberbarbara 1 point2 points ago

              so, when was that?

              [–]CountVonTroll 0 points1 point ago

              I don't know off-hand, but I agree with your suggestion that we should attempt to determine the exact date.
              Maybe we should identify a list of parameters we're looking for first, and agree on their respective weighting in the "young spark" value for a given day?

              Let's try to find more volunteers, then set up an online meeting to determine the organizational structure for this research effort, ideally by Sunday. This sounds like it will be a lot of fun, actually.

              [–]Rhabarberbarbara 1 point2 points ago

              Germany!!! Yawn, Yeah!

              [–]Eat_a_Bullet 0 points1 point ago

              And also Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, and The Mighty Boosh! Thanks Britain!

              [–]diulei 40 points41 points ago

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              Isn't it relatively easy for you to jet over there for a weekend? Sincerely, a jealous Yank.

              [–]CptHaddock 19 points20 points ago

              Yeah, but they don't just let you stick bits of their strong manufacturing base into your suitcase for the flight back.

              About 100 litres of beer for personal consumption though.

              [–]diulei 6 points7 points ago

              I was just talking to someone about this from Sweden, since apparently Swedes go to Denmark/Germany a lot to buy booze (100L as well in Denmark). How exactly does one carry 100L of beer back? Even if you bring a friend or two (assuming they don't want their own 100L), it's a lot of liquid, especially if you're flying.

              [–]CptHaddock 2 points3 points ago

              Well, it was a joke really. This does exist though, Brits go to France actually, it's a Booze Cruise in that case and you wouldn't fly, you'd drive. You could fly with cigarettes but that's just a fringe benefit to a holiday for most people that would do that.

              [–]diulei 1 point2 points ago

              Hrm... well... I suppose I take my "buying booze in foreign lands" a bit seriously...

              [–]SoundxProof 2 points3 points ago

              Well, I would wager a journey by car might be slightly more common in this instance.

              [–]diulei 1 point2 points ago

              Probably, but he mentioned that they take a bus to the ferry, then across the water to Denmark and back.

              Aha! Found it. Granted, it's only one person's posting so it's not exactly a rule or anything.

              [–]oerich 1 point2 points ago

              I lived in Sweden but very close to Denmark. I used to take the fairy from Helsingborg to Elsinore many times a year. Let me tell you, it was absolutely crazy. If they did not take their car to Elsinore by ferry, they usually parked it in Helsingborg because its cheaper that way. So on your way back to Sweden, there are tons of Swedes with sack barrows with several cases of beer stacked on top of each other. I always wondered what size of a vehicle they must have had parked in Helsingborg. You'd see families of four with their children over 18, all with cases stacked high on their trolleys. I guess if you don't go over so often as my family did, you got a make it worthwhile because it significantly cheaper in Denmark. I'm sure some of them even went beyond the acceptable amount because there's usually no one checking up on this, at least when I was living there. Elsinore is awesome. There is an overproportional amount of beer stores in the city because they cater to all the Swedish tourists and it smells like empty cans of Tuborg Green everywhere. Man, I miss it there...

              [–]TheLondonPidgeon 7 points8 points ago

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              I thoroughly concur. Every German person I've ever met has been twice as awesome as the next of Us.

              [–]isthataturtle 11 points12 points ago

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              Beer, Brats, and the ability to take so much shit about their former leaders and their activities

              [–]Butterbemme 15 points16 points ago

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              Funny, I'm german and kinda envy british people. The grass is always greener... I guess.

              [–]FutileTheodicy 20 points21 points ago*

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              Nah, I think Germany is the better country at the moment to be honest. Your economy is great, you still make loads of high quality stuff. Great education, great trains, great cars, great music, great beer. You have a budget surplus. It's all good for you guys. Oh, and you bastards always beat us at football.

              [–]Butterbemme 5 points6 points ago*

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              Oh stop it, you. blush

              I like the UK for more personal reasons. I've been having a crush for a british girl for 4 years, your accent can be fuckin hot. And not being a native speaker sucks when everything in TV and cinema is english. I've never been to London and Scotland seems to be amazingly beautiful. Also Dr. Who and Ricky Gervais.

              [–]mzial 9 points10 points ago

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              great music

              ♫ Sie hat so himmel, himmel, blaue Augen ♫

              [–]Butterbemme 4 points5 points ago

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIYEPe6DWY

              \o/

              [–]nowthisisawkward 0 points1 point ago

              relevant

              [–]squirrelballs 0 points1 point ago

              As music a little bit similar to Kraftwerk, I suggest the not so well known "Welle Erdball":

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWAGvFGl6T8

              More crazy, more fun, less minimal.

              Well, except for their song "Monoton und Minimal". Thats quite minimal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXkxixWZU3A

              [–]cuntunderground 0 points1 point ago

              I'll never forget singing that one in the Kneipes!

              This one is also one of my favorites!

              [–]silvester23 1 point2 points ago

              Great music may be slightly exaggerated I think. Especially compared to British music. And especially recently.

              [–]Quantenhorst 0 points1 point ago

              Funny you should say that, people here always complain about the trains and the education.

              [–]derraidor 2 points3 points ago

              people here complain about everything.

              [–]Quantenhorst 1 point2 points ago

              Most people also complain about the amount of complaining going on here. Is it safe to pull an Inception-joke there?

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                [–]drekthar 2 points3 points ago

                I'm British and I often envy Germans, I guess it really is a "grass is greener" scenario. The few times I've been to Germany have been totally awesome though.

                [–]diulei 1 point2 points ago

                Grass is greener syndrome is pretty common for everyone. But if you take a look at the numbers/statistics regarding Germany's economy right now... well those are hard to dispute along with being "so awesome".

                [–]virtyy 2 points3 points ago

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                OH YOU!

                [–]Joff_Baratheon 6 points7 points ago

                Would you say you...desire your place in the sun?

                YEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! WILHELM II REFERENCE

                [–]Spongebert 1 point2 points ago

                Sorry to break it to you, but that quote isn't from Wilhelm II. It's from Bülow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Place_in_the_sun

                [–]greasywiener 135 points136 points ago

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                Thought it'd be more like: http://i.imgur.com/Hw2Ht.gif

                [–]Xian244 70 points71 points ago

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                PARTEI HART!

                [–]RichardPeterJohnson 7 points8 points ago*

                Ain't no party like the National Socialist Party!

                [–]bored_n_bearded 6 points7 points ago

                "IIIIIIAAM Adolf Hitler! Commander og the third reich. Little known fact: I'M ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC!" (all tribute to nicepeter from the youtubes)

                [–]violetjoker 7 points8 points ago

                Made me laugh. Great comment. 10/10 would read again.

                [–]xebo 14 points15 points ago*

                It just fits

                [–]greasywiener 6 points7 points ago

                Beautiful.

                [–]Martel732 0 points1 point ago*

                I though it would be this.

                [–]SilviuBB 2 points3 points ago

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                I was in a bad mood, you just did my night better. Thanks!

                [–]CommunistAccounts 8 points9 points ago

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                Picture of hitler on a post about Germany, did nazi that one coming.

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

                But everyone saw that post coming. And the next Nazi pun will be an "Anne Frankly" pun.

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                    [–]Eddie_The_Brewer 39 points40 points ago

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                    You've annexed the Frontpagenland?

                    [–]Joff_Baratheon 10 points11 points ago

                    Wir verlangen auch unseren Platz an der Sonne.

                    [–]GaijinGrl 4 points5 points ago

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                    I was listening to Katy Perry's "The One That Got Away" when I clicked on this, and Amir was keeping perfect rhythm.

                    [–]roland333 4 points5 points ago

                    You're our only hope, Germany.

                    [–]erkokite 1 point2 points ago

                    You're German! Don't you know you're not supposed to be patriotic?

                    [–]wtfsebbe 19 points20 points ago

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                    AMIR

                    [–]yalittleweirdy 6 points7 points ago

                    OH SHEESH Y'ALL

                    [–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 4 points5 points ago

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                    Doesn't sound German...

                    [–]emkoirl 17 points18 points ago

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                    Herr Amir

                    [–]Iwasthewalrus 4 points5 points ago

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                    Thats-a-bingo!

                    [–]keypuncher 2 points3 points ago

                    What is particularly amusing about the whole thing is that while most of the WWII Allies are trying to become police states, it is the former Axis powers fighting for freedom.

                    [–]antwearingjetpack 2 points3 points ago

                    In other words: "They finally might stop calling us nazis!"

                    [–]valeriob 11 points12 points ago

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                    You feel like Israeli-American writer, comedian, actor, and television host, Amir Schmuel Blumenfeld?

                    [–]roland333 2 points3 points ago

                    ಠ_ಠ

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                      [–]coma420 0 points1 point ago

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                      Loving this moment.

                      [–]Needs_A_Drink 2 points3 points ago

                      What happened?

                      [–]ggrieves 1 point2 points ago

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                      Dolph sells sheep on the internet

                      [–]yeahpeachy 1 point2 points ago

                      Germans are awesome. They can't dance for shit though

                      [–]iamtheyou 0 points1 point ago

                      I'm always surprised about all the stereotypes about Germans. The one I hear the most is that Germans don't have humor. Then I go to the frontpage of a US-hosted social news site, and they post GIF comics of Whose Line Is It Anyway and collect a bazillion upvotes.

                      tldr; Monty Python.

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                        [–]Kman778 1 point2 points ago

                        Lol i feel ya, im Canadian and we are like constantly bombarded with american media, but when Canada is like mentioned in passing, i freak out!

                        [–]W1nd 1 point2 points ago

                        usually you guys treat us like hitler around here. but today we feel like hitler in germany!

                        [–]Smarag 7 points8 points ago

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                        As a German it is amusing how everybody thinks Germany will not bend over for the USA if asked to and not ratifying ACTA asap has any real meaning.

                        [–]lunamatic 5 points6 points ago

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                        It's quite ironic that you used a gif of a turkish looking guy in this post. Angela would be thrilled by the multi-kulti aspect.

                        (Angela Merkel on multiculturalism, 2010)

                        [–]SirNeptune 25 points26 points ago

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                        he's israeli-american and jewish.

                        [–]lunamatic 4 points5 points ago

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                        My friend and colleague of filipino descent always says "I can't tell y'all (he's an american, but we still like him a lot) white guys apart!" (we work in Norway).

                        I apparently have the same problems with people from the middle east :( Sorry.

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                          [–]Sinnermario 3 points4 points ago

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                          simon ? bist du das ?

                          [–]ComicFoil 1 point2 points ago

                          Don't mention the war!

                          [–]Keksi 3 points4 points ago

                          war? EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION!

                          [–]kronik85 2 points3 points ago

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                          FUCK YEAH GERMANY

                          i live in germany and didn't notice anything on the front page.... off to go check again.

                          [–]aha5811 6 points7 points ago

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                          They just defer until the protests are over and then when noone is looking they will sign it ... our government is NOT awesome.

                          [–]regalnerd 10 points11 points ago

                          THIS JUST IN, GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE, U.S PREPARES INVASION.

                          [–]kronik85 13 points14 points ago

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                          ah, refusing ACTA.. kudos Germany. Merkel still sucks.

                          [–]leshake 6 points7 points ago

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                          She is one of the few people left with the, um, balls to tell America to go fuck itself.

                          [–]Keksi 0 points1 point ago

                          da fuq? She was Bush's #1 Fan-club leader...

                          [–]slitrobo 1 point2 points ago

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                          Ya'll are welcome to post more.

                          [–]YoungJimLahey 1 point2 points ago

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                          upvote for Amir and For The Wolf!

                          [–]0l1vR 1 point2 points ago

                          Bundesagentur für Augmented Reality? Häh?

                          For our international friends:

                          Geeerrrrrmaaaaaanyyyyyy!!!!!! Yeah.

                          [–]weltraumzauber 2 points3 points ago

                          I think he works for the Bundesagentur für Arrrrrrrrrr

                          and ran out of letters.

                          [–]kratistos 1 point2 points ago

                          Sounds like something the Piraten want to have.

                          [–]LadyLollerskates 1 point2 points ago

                          It's funny because Amir is Jewish...

                          [–]cosmical 1 point2 points ago

                          Germany, making the undisputed best damn cars on the planet. The pinnacle of automotive engineering, performance, design and luxury and the world is grateful.

                          BMW, Mercedes Benz, Audi, VW, Porsche, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini, etc.

                          Thank you for the sublime M, the poise of RS, the insanity of AMG and all the rest.

                          [–]iamtheyou 4 points5 points ago

                          BMW

                          As a German, let me correct you: BMW isn't made in Germany, it's from Bavaria, a separatist quasi-independent state to the south of Germany. They're wearing Lederhosen, so it should be easy to tell us apart.

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                            [–]thetreadmilldesk 2 points3 points ago

                            Vielleicht, ich bin ein Wassermelon?

                            [–]RizzoFromDigg 3 points4 points ago

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                            Incorrect, I see no absurd hardcore pornography in this gif. Can't possibly be german.

                            [–]JohnOO 1 point2 points ago

                            What do you think the guy was really watching?

                            [–]Tombug 2 points3 points ago

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                            I'm an american whose ancestors came for Germany ( as well as Holland ). I've always been very proud of Germany and am even more so today. My mother was born here and she was fluent in German when she was young but her Grandmother who came to america when she was 16 years old discouraged her from speaking the language because she felt strongly that in america you should speak English.

                            In Queens ( a part of NYC ) the area known as Glendale had a very big German population and there are still some fantastic German restaurants there that make great sauerbraten with potato balls and red cabbage.

                            It's great to hear from a German.

                            [–]iamtheyou 6 points7 points ago

                            I've always been very proud of Germany

                            Best give-away you're not German.

                            [–]waldowv 15 points16 points ago

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                            May these words echo through time:

                            Cool story, bro.

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                              [–]jesusandhisbeard 1 point2 points ago

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                              hey germany, i have no beef with you, berlin was a wonderful city to visit and very multicultural :) (I'm from england) you're women are beautiful, you're beer is...my..god...i was blown away... and the nightlife is amazing

                              BUT.........every time i see that Amir guy my piss fucking boils,but I'm happy for you celebrating the german posts :D so...dont know whether to UP vote because of German Win or Down vote because i fucking hate Amir and want to smash his bespectacled face in.

                              [–]dethbunny 1 point2 points ago

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                              Amir is an Israeli American that lives in New York? He is actually quite funny on collegehumor.com also... what's your beef?

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                                [–]April_Fabb 0 points1 point ago

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                                I have no idea who that guy in the clip is, but after less than 10 seconds, I do feel the weirdest urge to punch him very hard in the face. Coming from a pacifist.

                                [–]dethbunny 4 points5 points ago

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                                If you want to punch people in the face, you're not a fucking pacifist.

                                [–]yourlocalgerman 0 points1 point ago

                                I've always wanted to live in germany (I'm an American with a german family and I can speak fluent German). These threads make me even more anxious

                                [–]jonosvision 0 points1 point ago

                                I'm German but born & raised in Canada and I second this.

                                [–]SewCreative 0 points1 point ago

                                illinois laughs in you general direction

                                oh wait obama is from here d'oh

                                Edit: Presidential joke, not a racist joke. Cross my heart hope to die.

                                [–]PuffingTom 0 points1 point ago

                                Why can't we all be friends? That's what I want to know.

                                [–]Issitheus 0 points1 point ago

                                Oh, a German, eh? Say, what can you tell me about a flammenwerfer?

                                [–]MrHashish 0 points1 point ago

                                If you're happy and you know it...

                                [–]jelaras 0 points1 point ago

                                Hercules

                                [–]wetkat 0 points1 point ago

                                Quick. Get to the hubschrauber!

                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                ahahhahahahha all of my upvotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

                                [–]PhazonZim 0 points1 point ago

                                I instantly imagined him saying "ja ja ja!" while clapping XD

                                [–]slid3r 0 points1 point ago

                                Like an obnoxious, unfunny camera whore?

                                [–]Depressed_Downvoter 0 points1 point ago

                                I took German a few years ago for a semester. I liked it. I did not like how an object could have a billion words for "the". I would take it again.

                                [–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point ago

                                It's good to feel special.

                                [–]chaos_switch 0 points1 point ago

                                Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

                                Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

                                [–]ebola 0 points1 point ago

                                Fez?

                                [–]Shibby9386 0 points1 point ago

                                I hate that guy.

                                [–]WaywardSpaniard 0 points1 point ago

                                I feel like a mixture of the German and the French reactions.

                                [–]macogle 0 points1 point ago

                                Careful. That sort of nationalism can lead to trouble.

                                [–]mtux96 0 points1 point ago

                                What I remember as an American when someone mentions Germany

                                [–]ForeverTimon 0 points1 point ago

                                JAKE AND AMIR !

                                [–]talituna 0 points1 point ago

                                I find this ironic because Amir is Jewish.

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